Big Stan Trailer (2007) - official movie trailer HD
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00:00 You're right.
00:05 The condo is in a rather poor majority black neighborhood.
00:09 We all know black dudes love white women.
00:13 Truth be told, I'm part black myself.
00:15 And if it wasn't for my wife, I'd be...
00:18 There you go.
00:19 Arrested.
00:20 Hey, men.
00:21 You're under arrest for fraud.
00:23 Have you reached a verdict?
00:24 We, the jury, find the defendant guilty.
00:27 What?
00:28 Convicted.
00:29 What?
00:30 I wanted some of that OJ justice.
00:31 Now you got six months to set your affairs in order.
00:32 What's that supposed to mean?
00:33 A little dude like you, he needs him on.
00:34 Terrified.
00:35 Then you're gonna take advantage of me.
00:36 He will train with a master to protect all that is sacred.
00:47 Overcome the impossible.
00:48 And become a warrior.
01:00 Do you have anything you could tattoo around my sphincter to make it less attractive?
01:09 Assume the position.
01:10 Who's the toughest guy here in the cell?
01:11 Excuse me.
01:18 Everyone's hero.
01:19 I want to thank you for what you did out there.
01:26 One man's army.
01:27 I want to join your gang.
01:28 I don't have a gang.
01:29 Nobody's girl.
01:30 Look what I made with three bars of soap and a shoelace.
01:36 Rob Schneider.
01:37 You know, man, he thinks you and I see come.
01:40 Oh, really?
01:41 Like what?
01:42 Mr. Mitton, is there anything you'd like to add?
01:43 That's a nice top you have.
01:44 You mind lowering it a little bit?
01:45 Get him!
01:46 Corral denied.
01:47 What'd I say?
01:48 Big Stan.
01:49 It's like an alien staring into my soul.
01:52 I'm not a big fan of the big Stan.
01:53 I'm a big fan of the big Stan.
01:54 I'm a big fan of the big Stan.
01:55 I'm a big fan of the big Stan.
01:56 I'm a big fan of the big Stan.
01:57 I'm a big fan of the big Stan.
01:58 I'm a big fan of the big Stan.
01:59 I'm a big fan of the big Stan.
02:00 I'm a big fan of the big Stan.
02:01 I'm a big fan of the big Stan.
02:02 I'm a big fan of the big Stan.
02:03 staring into my soul.
02:04 (thunder)
02:07 [BLANK_AUDIO]