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00:00 Oh my gosh, email from Jay.
00:02 As you know, I'm on a mental gap year in Australia.
00:05 Come and stay any time you like.
00:06 I'm in.
00:07 Australia is the sex capital of the world.
00:11 You know why they call it Down Under?
00:13 Because that's where your face spends most of the time.
00:15 Plenty of time in the bush, Neil.
00:16 The bush around the puss-haze.
00:17 She looks well freaked out.
00:22 Do you think that might have anything to do with the car?
00:24 Doubt it.
00:25 This is the classic Aussie shagging wagon.
00:27 The mobile virgin conversion unit.
00:29 [laughter]
00:30 We're backpacking now.
00:34 Get into the backpacking vibe.
00:35 Vibe?
00:36 Come to Byron Bay. It is awesome.
00:40 Well, be careful. Muff before mates is actually a crime in Australia.
00:43 You up for a little shh shh shh?
00:46 Darts? I don't think they've got a board.
00:48 Katie, can I play you a song?
00:49 How about The Sound of Silence?
00:51 If anyone starts playing the bongos, I'm leaving.
00:53 Sorry, sorry.
00:56 [screams]
00:58 [laughter]
00:59 Simon, swear on your hoodie you're not going to cheat on me.
01:03 I just love you so much.
01:05 Basically, I just need to kill myself.
01:07 And it's got to be easier than breaking up with her.
01:09 I just need to Skype home.
01:10 I haven't seen your mum for six months.
01:12 I need to refresh the image in the wank bank.
01:14 Hello, darling. I can't see you.
01:15 Tip the lid forward.
01:16 How's that?
01:17 Move it up!
01:18 Everyone knows that backpacking girls are the loosest.
01:23 That's why it's called a gap year.
01:25 Because of the gap between their legs.
01:27 (laughing)
01:29 you