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00:00 Hey guys, I'm Ryan Wright. I'm Cassandra Michaels. And I'm Noelle Collette.
00:04 So today we're gonna try not to laugh again. Funny videos on Vine 2015. Something like
00:10 that. There's a bunch of these. But yeah, people keep asking us to do more. This is
00:13 not going to become a Vine reaction channel by the way. Just doing these for you guys.
00:17 So we're gonna try not to laugh. Cassandra feels confident about it. I feel confident
00:22 about it. Noelle is gonna laugh through her vagina. And my ears. And her ears.
00:29 I should have started off with the ears. You know, the vagina went a little too far. It
00:34 should have escalated. That's just how you do though. Straight to the vagina. Which other
00:41 place would you go? There's no kissing beforehand. There's no, nothing else. Just straight to
00:47 the vagina. Sex education. Okay, hang on. Alright. Okay, let's go. Stop. I'm just kidding.
00:54 One, two, no laughing.
01:02 Hold on, hold on, hold on. Here we go.
01:04 Here we go.
01:06 Oh god. Wait, what?
01:17 Say, who want lasagna?
01:20 Who want lasagna?
01:23 Oh!
01:25 What?
01:40 The subway monkey returns.
01:49 Ow! That just hurt.
01:53 I'm not even kidding!
01:55 That first year was impressive.
02:14 Five, six, seven, eight. One, two, three, four.
02:18 Oh no!
02:20 What? He still made it to the hoop.
02:26 What's with her face?
02:44 Who's wrong?
02:46 Who's wrong?
02:48 Oh!
02:50 Oh, hey, what's up? Nice to meet you. Frisbee, peace.
02:57 Alright, now let's see if you can do it.
03:01 Bang.
03:04 Free handle.
03:10 Let's turn off this back flip.
03:13 Put him in a coffin.
03:21 Are you okay?
03:38 Do you like being in the front seat?
03:40 Yeah.
03:41 I see now.
03:42 Bath prank.
03:43 Oh yeah.
03:48 Yeah.
03:49 Oil can.
03:53 This nigga's gonna--oh shit!
03:56 Uh oh. Don't tear me. Don't tear me. Don't tear me. Uh oh.
04:02 Oh!
04:03 I'm about to graduate.
04:14 Oh god.
04:21 Oh no. Oh, this is gonna hurt.
04:23 No!
04:27 Oh no!
04:28 Oh no.
04:29 Hey Brody, you think you're good? Check this out.
04:35 Smack you.
04:47 Oh, did you--
04:48 Hey, Bobby Bird.
04:54 Nice one.
04:56 Wow.
04:57 Put him in a coffin.
05:16 Put him in a coffin!
05:19 Oh!
05:20 Scary.
05:33 Ah!
05:34 I'm about to prank my sister.
05:55 Dead legs.
05:56 Cute.
05:57 I'm just black. I can do my funny stuff. I don't get it.
06:01 Oh!
06:02 What the fuck?
06:03 Smack you.
06:04 Stay here and be normal, but apparently I have to--
06:07 Shit.
06:14 You alright?
06:15 I'm gonna lose my glasses.
06:16 Ouch.
06:28 I'm not sure how to feel about something in the book.
06:33 Hello.
06:46 Hello.
06:47 Oh, dear.
06:55 Let me see.
06:56 Oh, crap.
07:09 I just heard a noise.
07:11 From out there?
07:13 Are you good?
07:18 Mm-hmm.
07:19 Ready?
07:21 Go.
07:22 Ah!
07:23 I'm a lightbulb.
07:31 Here we go.
07:32 What the hell?
07:40 Oh, man!
07:41 Oh, fuck!
07:50 My ankles!
07:51 Oh, yes!
07:56 Wait a minute, Mr. Postman!
07:58 Dang it, that was gummy good.
08:01 I'm Billy.
08:02 I'm gonna scare the shit out of my brother.
08:04 Goodbye!
08:08 Eat shit.
08:19 Please!
08:20 Oh, my God!
08:23 Oogie, oogie, oogie!
08:25 Oh, my God.
08:26 What the hell?
08:27 You don't even know it!
08:28 You don't even know it.
08:29 You didn't know it?
08:30 Dunk session.
08:31 Come here, kid.
08:46 Come on, that's a laptop!
08:47 That's good, that's good.
09:01 That's not good.
09:05 I think she's drunk.
09:10 I think she's drunk.
09:11 I'm here.
09:16 Are you okay?
09:18 I'm dying.
09:20 Help me.
09:21 That's fucked up.
09:26 What is wrong with you?
09:28 Oh, no!
09:33 Oh, shit.
09:35 Oh, shit.
09:36 Oh, shit!
09:37 Oh, shit, please!
09:38 Please!
09:39 Oh!
09:40 I'm not the same as Sam.
09:41 Move!
09:43 Get out the way!
09:44 Put him in a coffin.
09:47 Yeah.
09:48 What?
09:52 Just put him on coffin, baby.
09:53 Oh, yeah.
09:55 I like this.
09:57 Do do.
10:00 Oh, my God.
10:01 What is this?
10:09 What's happening?
10:10 Good job.
10:11 No!
10:18 Oh!
10:19 Old cam.
10:23 What's taking that so long?
10:28 I'm so bored.
10:29 Pussy!
10:31 Seriously, what?
10:34 Oh, I cut.
10:39 Oh, well.
10:41 I think this concluded that teenage girls should not have any sort of camera.
10:45 No.
10:46 Yeah.
10:47 Or they should stop trying to stand on shit.
10:48 Those are all--
10:49 Yeah, well, why are they all standing on chairs?
10:51 I've never made a video of myself standing on a chair or, like, dirty dancing or doing anything like that.
10:56 And watching this video made me feel like I was weird.
10:58 I would love to pull some pranks and catch it on Vine.
11:01 That would be so funny.
11:03 One time, I pulled a horrible prank.
11:08 This wouldn't be a Vine prank, but I feel I should share this with you guys.
11:11 This was in eighth grade.
11:12 My friend went to El Salvador.
11:13 And, Brandon, you know Brandon.
11:15 And what happened was--
11:17 He's the little Hispanic dude that you--
11:19 Oh, okay.
11:20 He went to El Salvador, and then we talked on MySpace because we couldn't talk on the phone.
11:24 And then he was like, "You know what would be funny? If you told everyone I died."
11:28 This was on Christmas break.
11:29 So I was like, "Dude, that would be so funny."
11:34 Oh my god.
11:35 So I made up this whole thing about--
11:37 This was in eighth grade, okay? I learned my lesson.
11:40 But I made up this whole thing about how there were fireworks that went off on Christmas,
11:44 and it set their house on fire and it killed his younger brothers.
11:47 Pretty fucked up.
11:49 For a Vine prank, I once pulled--
11:51 This girl was once dancing on a chair, and I just yanked the chair off, and then she fell.
11:56 And then I walked away because I quickly realized right when she fell that it was not funny,
12:00 and I don't want to get caught doing that.
12:02 I don't even have Vine.
12:03 You should go.
12:04 No, I don't have it.
12:05 You guys should totally start up a Vine.
12:07 People will watch you.
12:08 Look, if there's hot girls on the internet, people watch it.
12:11 I talk too much. Isn't it like only six seconds?
12:14 Yeah.
12:15 I can't even do Instagram.
12:16 Instagram is even tough.
12:18 Like, 15 seconds?
12:20 What am I going to fit in 15 seconds?
12:23 You could fit a lot in 15 seconds.
12:25 Oh! Oh, no.
12:28 Oh!
12:30 Bazinga!
12:32 Anyway, guys, thanks for tuning in.
12:34 If you're new to the Chanel, you can subscribe to The Real Rejects.
12:38 You can check out Cassandra's channel.
12:40 A lot of original songs and covers.
12:42 A ton of great stuff on there.
12:44 You can check out Dearest Daughter, vegan-related info channel.
12:49 Check it out.
12:50 You get to look at this girl the whole time.
12:52 So, you'll enjoy it regardless.
12:53 And food.
12:54 Yeah, people actually care.
12:56 All right.
12:57 And you can follow us on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter
13:01 where we're trying to get product placement for things such as fucking--
13:08 What are these called?
13:09 Backpack?
13:10 Bags.
13:11 Trying to get product placement from bags.
13:13 Drawstring.
13:14 Drawstring bags.
13:15 Drawstring.
13:16 They're great.
13:17 You can just wear it around your shoulder.
13:20 You can carry all kinds of things in here.
13:22 You can carry food.
13:23 Make it into a hat.
13:24 You could make it into a hat.
13:26 If you have the penis size of The Rock, you can wear it as a condom, actually.
13:32 It's going to be a condom.
13:33 Get used to this, Noelle.
13:35 She's into the big.
13:36 Cassandra likes the medium.
13:38 I don't like to ask too much.
13:40 Yeah.
13:41 That's why I wouldn't be able to satisfy either of these women.
13:44 I'm a demander for sure.
13:47 I have low self-esteem.
13:50 Well, sorry.
13:53 I should--
13:54 Sorry about that.
13:55 I should take some penis enhancement pills.
13:58 Those might be bad for you.
13:59 And carry it around in my bag.
14:01 Oh, product placement.