Manic Pixie Dream Wife | show | 2015 | Official Trailer
A software programmer strives for a simple marriage, but his bride is a free spirit who is determined to turn his life u | dHNfZnhUdUhkX1ZORlE
Transcript
00:00 Dear Reddit, met the girl of my dreams.
00:06 She's beautiful, whimsical, and she's fluent in nerd speak.
00:12 Doo doo doo doo doo doo.
00:14 Doo doo doo doo doo doo.
00:16 Doo doo doo doo doo doo.
00:18 Now I'm married to her.
00:20 Tentive!
00:24 What seemed like adorable quirks when we were dating, now look like...
00:30 Look, I don't want to say my wife is handicapped, but she is way more than a special snowflake.
00:35 Can you help me with the teensy problem I'm having in the kitchen?
00:41 Leaving her with too much free time can be disastrous.
00:44 I'm so worried about you.
00:46 Oh, it's okay. It's just...
00:48 No burning.
00:51 I mean, I don't know what's worse.
00:54 Coming home to a blanket fort made from the upholstery that she literally ripped off of all the living room furniture.
01:03 Or coming home to nothing at all.
01:07 I was thinking, what if you got a job?
01:11 But I already have my work with the non-profit on Saturdays.
01:14 I was thinking something for a prom.
01:16 Chance! Rose!
01:19 What?
01:20 Excuse me, your fish is poisonous?
01:24 Spiritually, most definitely.
01:27 Something wrong with your brain, girly?
01:31 They just wanted a sense of adventure, Chancey.
01:34 They would have come back full of stories and life experience you just can't get in a store.
01:40 It's a tough world out there for hamsters, Chancey.
01:43 Because you speak hamster?
01:45 She's not a doll, Chance, who didn't break her.
01:48 [Humming]
01:52 Greetings, Earthling.
01:54 Welcome to Martian Meal Time.
01:58 Sounds like it might be time for you to join her in the crazy.
02:01 [Music]
02:09 Are you just gonna dance in that pot all day?
02:12 That's what Saturdays are for.
02:15 [Music]
02:24 To new adventures!
02:26 To new adve--oh! What the hell?
02:29 Which is Morrissey?
02:31 He wanted to join us for the undersea dinner tonight, Chancey.
02:35 Please help.
02:43 [Singing]
02:51 (bell dings)