Mortal Kombat Legends Cage Match
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00:00 ♪ ♪
00:06 His name is Johnny Cage.
00:10 His job...
00:12 Keep up the autographing.
00:13 ...is acting.
00:14 Cut!
00:15 Yeah, actually I'm really more into dramas.
00:18 You should leave the jokes to me, son.
00:20 But his passion is action.
00:24 I just want to know how you got so cool.
00:26 The truth is, I was bullied a lot in school.
00:29 You gonna cry, little baby?
00:31 My mom took me to the local dojo and my life changed forever.
00:36 Write this down.
00:37 Kick first, be awesome, make money.
00:40 So cool.
00:41 From Warner Brothers Animation...
00:43 Everyone decent?
00:46 Wow.
00:47 [grunting]
00:50 Obviously this is turning us both on.
00:52 Can you feel that?
00:54 ♪ ♪
00:56 In a world where an evil cult threatens humanity...
00:59 Look what I have.
01:00 What is it?
01:01 Give me that fucking scroll!
01:03 ...fist will fly...
01:05 [grunting]
01:06 ...and heads are gonna roll.
01:09 Ew!
01:10 Did you see that?
01:11 Yes.
01:12 She just jumped out and I spin kicked her head off.
01:16 Enough!
01:17 Oh, shit!
01:20 We need you for the brotherhood.
01:22 This club sounds great.
01:23 Where do I sign?
01:24 Fuck you!
01:25 What the fuck?
01:27 Joel McHale.
01:28 WWJCB.
01:29 What would Johnny Cage do?
01:31 Jennifer Grey.
01:32 You still don't get it, do you?
01:34 I'm starting to.
01:35 And Gilbert Gottfried.
01:36 Fucking superheroes!
01:40 Fuck him up, Johnny!
01:41 [screaming]
01:44 Sorry about that.
01:46 I don't mind.
01:48 Neither do I.
01:49 ♪ I was so blind ♪
01:51 Mortal Kombat Legends Cage Match.
01:55 [screaming]
01:57 Oh!
01:58 Is he dead?
01:59 I'm sure he's fine.
02:01 [roaring]
02:02 [screaming]
02:05 See?
02:06 He's fine.
02:07 ♪ I was so blind ♪
02:08 [screaming]
02:09 ♪ ♪
02:12 (whooshing)