Sa laki ba naman ni Shaq, hindi na kaduda-duda kung ang ama niya talaga ay isang kapre, junior nga lang.
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00:00 I don't believe in such things.
00:04 Me too.
00:05 That's why I'm here, Boss Mike.
00:07 Because...
00:10 It's hard to explain.
00:12 I feel different.
00:14 But Boss, those are true.
00:17 Because my mother was married to a Ticbalang.
00:20 What?
00:22 No way.
00:24 Yes, it's true.
00:25 Yes, it's true.
00:26 No way.
00:27 She was really married to a Ticbalang?
00:28 Yes.
00:29 But are you sure that it's not...
00:31 You know what it is.
00:32 Capre.
00:35 The smaller one.
00:37 Capre langot?
00:41 Capre gulab.
00:45 Why? Why?
00:51 You're thinking of something else again.
00:52 No, it's not.
00:53 You're thinking of something else.
00:54 I didn't buy ice cream.
00:55 It's too expensive.
00:57 I'm just kidding.
00:58 I'm just kidding.
00:59 That's true, Boss.
01:02 Because my mother was married to a Ticbalang.
01:05 It's true.
01:08 No way.
01:09 You're not sure?
01:10 Yes.
01:11 She was really married to a Ticbalang?
01:12 Yes.
01:13 But are you sure that it's not...
01:15 You know what it is.
01:16 Capre.
01:19 No, it's the smaller one.
01:23 Capre junior.
01:26 No, it's the one with a hat.
01:29 Capre de Aguilar.
01:32 No.
01:34 Mabailong.
01:36 Capre de Mercury.
01:38 You know what?
01:42 I had a third eye before.
01:44 But I had it closed because I didn't want to see ghosts.
01:47 You should've closed your third eye.
01:51 So that your boyfriend won't be able to see you.
01:54 [laughs]
01:56 [laughs]
01:58 I'm a boss.
02:03 What?
02:09 I'm going to get you.
02:12 There you go.
02:13 [laughs]
02:15 Thank God.
02:19 Wait, sir.
02:24 Can you drop my contract here so I can study?
02:27 What?
02:29 Leave me alone.
02:30 Hey.
02:33 Not a baroness.
02:34 Who's your best friend?
02:37 Of course, it's me.
02:39 I'm the one who's handsome.
02:41 If I'm not, I'll cry.
02:46 What's your name?
02:49 Best friend.
02:51 [laughs]
02:52 It's just me.
02:54 Of course, right?
02:56 Who's your best friend?
02:57 Who's your best friend?
02:59 She's the one who chose me.
03:01 She's the one who chose me.
03:03 [laughs]
03:04 Sir.
03:13 Yes?
03:14 How long have you been dating someone else?
03:15 What?
03:16 Don't be so short-sighted.
03:19 [laughs]
03:20 I'm going to pretend to be a gaho.
03:25 So, if I'm not, she'll take me home.
03:27 Wait.
03:29 Best friend.
03:31 I just chose Carlita.
03:33 Wow, you're so beautiful.
03:35 Your name, Carlita, really suits me.
03:38 Wait, wait.
03:40 What's your name again?
03:42 Carlita.
03:44 I'm going to fall in love with Carlita.
03:45 [laughs]
03:47 I'm going to fall in love with Carlita.
03:49 I'm going to fall in love with Carlita.
03:50 But before I accept you,
03:51 But before I accept you,
03:53 I'll give you a sample.
03:55 Sure.
03:56 Who will I choose?
03:58 Hi.
04:11 What's your name?
04:12 Carlita.
04:16 Carlita?
04:17 Best friend.
04:20 Carlita is so beautiful.
04:22 Carlita's name is really different.
04:25 Wait, wait.
04:28 How did you know?
04:30 Because she's beautiful?
04:32 Oh, it's better, best friend.
04:35 Let's see if you're based on experience.
04:38 She heard it.
04:40 She heard it.
04:41 She gets it.
04:42 Overlap, overlap.
04:43 Sorry, sorry.
04:46 Let's go, Joey.
04:47 Let's go, Joey.
04:48 Joey.
04:50 Let's go, let's go, Johnny's.
04:51 Brother, where?
04:53 Who?
04:54 Where?
04:55 Brother, I'm...
04:56 Who is that?
04:57 Joey, Joey, don't touch me.
04:59 You're so cowardly.
05:00 Let's go.
05:03 Let's go, brother.
05:04 Where?
05:05 Don't be shy.
05:07 We'll accompany you wherever you want.
05:10 Brother, I really don't know where's upstairs.
05:12 Just upstairs.
05:13 There's no downstairs, it's upstairs.
05:15 It's upstairs.
05:16 You go first.
05:17 You go first.
05:18 I'll go first.
05:19 Okay.
05:20 Don't follow me.
05:21 You go first.
05:23 What?
05:24 You know?
05:25 Hey, go ahead.
05:26 Go ahead.
05:27 No, go ahead.
05:29 Go straight, go straight.
05:30 Oh, sorry.
05:31 Sorry.
05:32 Stop it, stop it.
05:38 It's just a strangeness.
05:39 It's like a new...
05:41 ...button to bring us.
05:42 Ah, so...
05:43 You're the tutor.
05:44 Ah, okay.
05:46 You're the one who's going to do it.
05:47 Eh, eh.
05:48 Who's going to do it?
05:50 You, you.
05:51 You go first.
05:52 No, you're the answer.
05:53 You're the one who's going to do it.
05:54 Eh, eh.
05:55 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:56 Good job, good job.
05:57 Thank you.
05:58 Thank you, brother.
05:59 It's true, boss.
06:00 It's true, boss.
06:01 Because my mother used to...
06:02 ...beg me to be her tutor.
06:04 Oh.
06:05 Brother.
06:06 It's true, not just true.
06:08 Are you sure?
06:09 Tutor?
06:10 Yes.
06:11 Not like...
06:12 ...like...
06:13 You know, like that.
06:14 What's that?
06:15 Kapre?
06:16 No.
06:17 Kapre?
06:19 Kapre?
06:20 No, the one that's smaller than Kapre.
06:21 I'm tired.
06:22 Eheng.
06:23 Kapre Junior.
06:24 Don't do that.
06:25 Don't do that.
06:26 Don't do that.
06:27 Don't do that.
06:28 Don't do that.
06:29 Why?
06:30 Because...
06:31 You said it earlier.
06:32 Oh, my God.
06:33 Don't do that.
06:34 Eheng.
06:35 No, no, no.
06:36 Hey, I'll do it quickly.
06:37 Hey.
06:38 Hey, hey, hey.
06:39 Hey, hey, hey.
06:40 Hey, hey, hey.
06:41 Hey, stop.
06:42 What's happening?
06:43 Stop it.
06:44 Stop it.
06:45 They're being chased.
06:47 No.
06:50 There's a crowd.
06:51 Huh?
06:52 Babe.
06:54 It's nothing.
06:55 They're okay.
06:56 They can do it.
06:57 Huh?
06:59 Hmm?
07:00 Hey.
07:05 Boss Mike.
07:06 Don't go there.
07:07 Boss Mike.
07:08 Don't go there.
07:09 Boss Mike.
07:10 Don't go there.
07:11 Boss Mike.
07:12 Don't go there.
07:13 Boss Mike.
07:14 Don't go there.
07:15 Boss Mike.
07:16 Don't go there.
07:17 Boss Mike.
07:18 Don't go there.
07:19 Boss Mike.
07:20 Don't go there.
07:21 Boss Mike.
07:22 Don't go there.
07:23 Boss Mike.
07:24 Don't go there.
07:25 Boss Mike.
07:26 Don't go there.
07:27 Boss Mike.
07:28 Don't go there.
07:29 Boss Mike.
07:30 Don't go there.
07:31 Boss Mike.
07:32 Don't go there.
07:33 Boss Mike.
07:34 Don't go there.
07:35 Boss Mike.
07:36 Don't go there.
07:37 Boss Mike.
07:38 Don't go there.
07:39 Boss Mike.
07:40 Don't go there.
07:41 Boss Mike.
07:42 Don't go there.
07:43 Boss Mike.
07:44 Don't go there.
07:45 Boss Mike.
07:46 Don't go there.
07:47 Boss Mike.
07:48 Don't go there.
07:49 Boss Mike.
07:50 Don't go there.
07:51 Boss Mike.
07:52 Don't go there.
07:53 Boss Mike.
07:54 Don't go there.
07:55 Boss Mike.
07:56 Don't go there.
07:57 Boss Mike.
07:58 Don't go there.
07:59 Boss Mike.
08:00 Don't go there.
08:01 Boss Mike.