Top 20 Stupidest Moments on Judge Judy

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These "Judge Judy" moments were stupidly out of order. For this list, we’ll be looking at the dumbest incidents, comments, or arguments that were brought into or occurred in the judge’s court.

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00:00 - Boy!
00:00 Boy!
00:02 (audience laughing)
00:03 - I got it, I got it.
00:04 - Yes, your honor, and it was behavior like that.
00:06 - Welcome to Ms. Mojo.
00:08 And today we're counting down our picks
00:10 for the top 20 stupidest moments on "Judge Judy."
00:14 - Listen, there are certain things that you can't help.
00:15 And one of those things, Mr. Wallen, is stupid.
00:18 I can't help you.
00:19 - For this list, we'll be looking at the dumbest incidents,
00:22 comments, or arguments that were brought into
00:24 or occurred in the judge's court.
00:26 Which "Judge Judy" moment gave you secondhand embarrassment?
00:30 Let us know in the comments.
00:32 Number 20, not horsing around.
00:36 It's safe to say the plaintiff
00:38 didn't see this verdict coming.
00:40 In a hilariously short segment,
00:42 Judge Judy hears a case involving a leased horse.
00:45 - Which means she owes you $1,400.
00:47 - Yes.
00:48 - Right?
00:49 - Yes.
00:50 - Good, judgment's on the counterclaim for $1,400.
00:52 We're done.
00:53 Thank you.
00:54 - But get this,
00:55 the plaintiff is suing for board and feet of a horse
00:58 that she never finished paying for.
01:00 So not only is she not winning her case,
01:03 she still owes $1,400.
01:05 - You may step out.
01:07 - Oh, okay.
01:09 - The defendant's delighted shock is funny enough,
01:13 but it's the plaintiff's overly dramatic reaction
01:16 that makes this moment absolutely ridiculous.
01:19 It's the definition of cringeworthy.
01:21 Sometimes justice is swift.
01:23 Sometimes it's so swift that it can leave you
01:26 freaking out on the bench outside the courtroom.
01:29 - Because she didn't get away with a lie.
01:33 - No, I can't.
01:34 - Number 19, one mistake after another.
01:40 Did he think he was showing up to court or an audition?
01:43 - You rehearsed the story at least two, three hours
01:46 in front of a mirror.
01:48 I'd like you to give it to me without the rehearsed
01:52 in front of a mirror approach.
01:54 - Either way, the judge is not having this defendant's
01:57 clearly rehearsed story about how he was not at fault
02:00 for wrecking his friend's motorcycle.
02:02 After she's finished making mincemeat
02:05 of his courtroom demeanor,
02:06 she starts poking holes in his story.
02:09 - Two minutes ago, you told me
02:10 you didn't know anybody there, really.
02:13 And then you just told me that you were the only one there
02:16 who had to get up to go to work the next day.
02:18 - Once she shakes him up a little,
02:20 he starts admitting to other indiscretions
02:22 involving other bikes he had no license to drive.
02:25 You can tell that even through her frustration,
02:28 Judge Judy is likely enjoying watching him crash and burn.
02:32 - I have previous experience on dirt bikes
02:33 and I've have driven bikes on the road before.
02:35 - Don't, just a second.
02:36 Are you trying to tell me that you've broken the law before?
02:39 Is that what you're telling me?
02:40 - Litigants like this just make her job so much easier.
02:45 Number 18, wrong outfit, wrong attitude.
02:48 Judge Judy doesn't ask for much.
02:51 She just wants you to tell the truth,
02:53 wear the proper attire, and not be a complete moron.
02:56 This witness's beer equals fun shirt was his first mistake.
03:00 - And that you are an intelligent thinking person,
03:03 that shirt that you're wearing belies that fact.
03:06 - Thanks, my suit's at the-
03:08 - That doesn't require an answer, sir.
03:10 - After all, it doesn't take a genius to know
03:12 that this isn't appropriate courtroom attire.
03:15 But the defendant's unearned smugness
03:17 and childish comments about being real
03:20 are the icing on top of the stupid cake.
03:22 - I'm going to come to a court, come to a court.
03:25 - I don't care if you go to a beach bike.
03:27 - Hey, be real at court.
03:29 - Listen to me.
03:29 - Do you want me to be fake with you?
03:30 - Her pot shots at the unflappable Judge Judy
03:33 just read as bizarre.
03:35 - Did he wear a shirt like that?
03:36 - No, he didn't.
03:37 - Of course not.
03:38 - Because he knew better, because it was disrespectful.
03:40 - No, no, no, it's different.
03:41 It's because we loved my mother
03:43 and we wanted to do something for my mother.
03:45 We don't love you.
03:46 - Going toe to toe with the judge rarely works out.
03:49 And by rarely, we mean never.
03:52 Number 17, no interruptions.
03:55 This plaintiff is the owner of a motorcycle rental business
03:58 who clearly doesn't take kindly to cancellations.
04:01 Her strict implementation of a no refunds policy
04:05 is arguably questionable,
04:07 but her courtroom behavior is downright impossible.
04:10 - The dates are not correct.
04:11 The facts are correct, the dates are not correct.
04:13 He called three days after he booked.
04:15 - Correct. - No cancellations.
04:16 - Just a second.
04:17 - No cancellation policy.
04:18 - Hey, I'm speaking.
04:19 - No cancellation policy.
04:20 - As soon as the judge starts telling her why she's wrong
04:23 and why her business practices are unfair,
04:26 she can't stop interrupting.
04:28 Watching the woman spin out in an attempt to add,
04:31 edit, or completely contradict her previous statements
04:33 is maddening to watch.
04:35 - If you're gonna talk over me,
04:36 I'm gonna throw you out of here
04:37 and not even explain. - Why did you have to speak?
04:38 That would be my question.
04:39 - Just a second.
04:39 If you're gonna try to talk over me.
04:41 - Yes, ma'am.
04:42 - I'm gonna throw you out.
04:43 - Yes, ma'am.
04:44 - It would be my pleasure anyway.
04:45 - However, seeing the judge dismiss her case
04:47 is so, so sweet.
04:49 Staying silent probably wouldn't have helped her much,
04:52 but it sure would have made the whole schtick
04:54 appear a little less ridiculous.
04:56 - Reserved and used my business before, three times.
05:00 - That understood the policy.
05:02 That understood the policy.
05:03 - Goodbye, your case is dismissed.
05:05 We're done. - That's great.
05:05 - Number 16, unpeaceful protest.
05:08 These two neighbors decided to bring their unhinged feud
05:12 to the courtroom.
05:13 This longstanding conflict escalated to the defendant
05:16 staging a protest in front of the plaintiff's house,
05:19 spewing profanities into a bullhorn.
05:22 Luckily for us, it's all been caught on video.
05:25 - Because of three stars and three, I didn't sit.
05:28 I didn't do it.
05:29 Yes, sir.
05:30 Break my shilt, break that shilt.
05:35 - Gotta have something to show the cops when they get here.
05:38 - I don't care, sir.
05:39 - The defendant insists she was exercising
05:41 her first amendment right, and that's not a crime.
05:44 The judge, however, insists that her conduct
05:47 was disorderly, which actually is a crime.
05:50 - You can exercise your first amendment rights,
05:52 but if your conduct is disorderly, they can arrest you.
05:56 Do you understand?
05:57 - It wasn't just a conduct.
05:59 - Oh, I could actually make a case for that.
06:02 - To be honest, the plaintiff doesn't come off
06:04 too well either.
06:05 Considering this entire debacle started over something
06:08 as trivial as fallen hedge trimmings and debris.
06:11 - And he will not leave me alone.
06:13 He's been harassing me for two and a half years,
06:15 and every time a twig falls in his yard,
06:17 he calls the cops on me,
06:19 and I felt that this was my only last resort.
06:22 - It almost feels like these two deserve each other.
06:25 Number 15, no tolerance for lying.
06:28 A case about a car accident takes a dark turn, literally.
06:32 These litigants were in the middle of an argument
06:34 while the plaintiff was driving,
06:35 and he alleges the defendant took control of the vehicle
06:38 and caused an accident while intoxicated.
06:41 - I'm just asking you a question.
06:42 So the first time when you said,
06:44 "Did you have anything to drink?"
06:45 You said, "No, I just don't believe
06:46 "that you went to a graduation party
06:48 "and you didn't have anything to drink."
06:50 - You intimidated me a little bit,
06:51 so that was why I said no.
06:52 - Yet both have a little trouble being honest.
06:55 However, introducing liars to the truth
06:57 is Judge Judy's specialty.
06:59 - Police memorialized what you told them.
07:02 - Yes.
07:03 - So that my question is, you lied to the police.
07:07 (Judy sighs)
07:08 - Yes, I lied.
07:09 - After busting the plaintiff
07:10 for a stupid lie early in the case,
07:13 she turns her laser focus on the defendant.
07:15 Her version of events doesn't clearly match up
07:17 with the police report, which the judge is not having.
07:21 - He was telling me to.
07:22 He was yelling at me over and over again.
07:24 - You mean in front of the police,
07:25 he was saying, "Lie to the police, lie to the police."
07:27 (audience laughs)
07:28 - The police don't magically appear
07:29 when a crash happens, do they?
07:31 - You can probably guess what the final ruling
07:33 ended up being here.
07:35 Number 14, moronic behavior.
07:38 Divorce can be messy, but in the Judge Judy courtroom,
07:41 outrageous behavior is even messier.
07:44 As a family court judge for many years,
07:46 Judith Scheindlin definitely seems to have a soft spot
07:49 for children caught up in divorces.
07:51 - You don't tell her first,
07:53 because you feel as if you have to get it off your chest
07:56 that you were messing around.
07:58 - He was messing around first, Jerome.
08:00 - This defendant doesn't have to say
08:02 more than a few words in court to earn her ire.
08:04 Why, you ask?
08:05 Well, she, without evidence,
08:07 once told her young daughter that her ex,
08:10 i.e. the little one's father,
08:11 may not actually be her father.
08:14 - And you told her that there was a chance
08:16 that he wasn't her father.
08:17 - Yes.
08:18 - And you did that because I don't believe
08:20 in keeping secrets from my kids.
08:22 - Yes.
08:22 - You're a moron.
08:23 - It goes without saying, but this makes the judge lose it.
08:26 The woman's lack of remorse
08:27 just makes it even more frustrating,
08:30 and ultimately more satisfying as Judge Judy lays into her.
08:34 - You are one of the most marginal people
08:36 that I've come across in a long time,
08:37 and you haven't even said two words.
08:39 - You're a moron!
08:40 And you still don't even get it.
08:44 - Number 13, salad dressing.
08:46 The customer is always right, sometimes.
08:49 Maybe not this guy, though.
08:51 - I said, "We have a credit," and I shut the door.
08:53 - Very grown up of you.
08:54 - Yeah.
08:55 - You think that was right?
08:56 - Mm, come see, come saw.
08:58 - What is come see, come saw?
08:59 - Well, I had a credit.
09:00 - We can all relate to the frustration
09:02 that comes with someone messing up your delivery order.
09:04 But this plaintiff decided that he deserved a credit
09:07 for an entire sandwich
09:08 due to forgotten salad dressing on a previous order.
09:11 You see, he had previously wanted
09:13 that extra dressing for a sandwich.
09:15 - The dressing comes with a salad.
09:18 You want dressing for your sandwich,
09:20 go to the store and buy a bottle of dressing
09:22 so you have dressing for the sandwich.
09:23 - But it's not the same dressing.
09:25 - That Judge Judy actually has to explain to him
09:27 why he's so wrong probably has her wondering
09:30 why she spent all that money on a law degree.
09:32 It's so stupid that it's easy to forget
09:34 this is actually a vandalism case
09:36 that the plaintiff does win.
09:37 - Mr. Erickson, you're a big baby.
09:39 That doesn't mean you're a big baby.
09:41 - Thank you.
09:42 - That doesn't mean your people
09:45 were entitled to vandalize his house.
09:48 When the judge renders her final judgment, though,
09:50 she knocks off the cost of the meal.
09:52 $229.23 less 12.
09:58 (audience laughing)
10:00 - 217.23, judgment for the plaintiff, that's all.
10:04 - Number 12, interpretive dance.
10:07 Judge Judy probably thought she had seen it all,
10:10 but alas, this defendant had to repeatedly
10:13 replace a makeup artist, the plaintiff,
10:15 because she was often under the influence at work.
10:18 - Melissa was incapable of doing her work.
10:20 She was smoking and drinking.
10:22 Her actions became so bizarre,
10:24 it was hilarious at times, dangerous at times.
10:26 When asked to give an example of her erratic
10:29 and out-of-control behavior,
10:30 the man decides to do a dramatic recreation.
10:33 - Saturday, the 24th of January,
10:36 I got on set and I was like,
10:38 "Yo, you need to go talk to Melissa."
10:39 I'm like, "What's going on?"
10:41 And they say, "I don't know what's up."
10:42 - His performance is hard to describe,
10:44 but it's nothing short of beautiful, heartfelt, and stirring.
10:47 No one who experienced it will ever be the same.
10:50 In all seriousness, everyone watching
10:52 seems like they can't believe their eyes.
10:54 Even his witness can't keep it together after that.
10:57 - Boy!
10:58 Boy!
11:00 - I got it, I got it.
11:02 - Yes, your honor, and it was behavior like that.
11:04 - Was it necessary?
11:05 No.
11:06 Was it dumb?
11:07 Sure.
11:08 Are we better for having watched it?
11:09 Absolutely.
11:11 Number 11, poorly done research.
11:14 When the judge steps out to take care of her cough,
11:17 the plaintiff sees an opportunity to joke with his friend
11:20 and taunt his cousin, aka the defendant.
11:23 - Did you watch the show, "Drivers"?
11:24 - No.
11:25 - No?
11:26 You never watched it before?
11:27 Oh my God.
11:29 I thought you researched, babe.
11:30 - It's all rather immature, to say the least.
11:33 As soon as she returns, though,
11:34 she lets him know the business.
11:36 She watched his entire overconfident monologue,
11:39 and let's just say she's far from impressed,
11:42 and tells him so.
11:43 - A television set in my room,
11:46 and do you know what was playing?
11:48 Waddell.
11:49 - Okay.
11:51 - Waddell being an idiot.
11:53 - We're betting she would have seen through him quickly,
11:55 even without this.
11:56 But she does almost seem grateful
11:58 that he gave her the ammunition to call him out
12:00 for being an idiot on national TV.
12:03 It's among the most satisfying examples of instant karma
12:06 we've ever seen on this show.
12:08 - Your family will know you're an idiot.
12:10 Your friends will know you're an idiot.
12:13 Everybody here will know you're an idiot.
12:15 10 million people in the United States
12:17 will know you're an idiot.
12:19 - Number 10, don't sass the judge.
12:22 Let's just begin by saying that this case is titled
12:25 teen keyed girl's car because she deserved it.
12:29 Not a promising start, right?
12:31 - But I was with Michaela the night that she did it.
12:33 - Your honor, I actually have the text with Michaela,
12:38 and she's admitted to doing it.
12:39 She said it was with a dog leash.
12:41 - We meet former cohabitants, Michaela and Sierra,
12:44 who come to the court
12:45 after the former scratched the latter's car.
12:48 There's a bizarre and slightly tragic story
12:51 about their living situation,
12:52 but the part that qualifies this case for our list
12:55 comes toward the end.
12:56 - Sounds like something out of "Pinocchio"
12:59 and the land of lost children.
13:01 'Cause this is what the case is about.
13:02 Your best friend was Nick.
13:04 - Yes.
13:05 - Your parents asked you to leave, you left.
13:07 - The judge is sympathetic
13:08 to the defendant's troubled background
13:10 and tries to offer her some advice.
13:13 Michaela interrupts with what she thinks
13:15 is a smart mouth question.
13:17 - I'm the only one who's gonna have to live
13:18 with the miserable life
13:19 that you're creating for yourself as you.
13:21 - I have a question.
13:22 - Yes.
13:23 - You said you get paid to lecture me or not,
13:25 so why do you choose to?
13:26 - Of course, it backfires
13:27 when the judge replies to her fresh mouth,
13:30 shutting her up once and for all.
13:32 - And you look like a reasonably intelligent young woman.
13:35 You're certainly a nice looking young woman.
13:37 You probably have a great deal of potential.
13:39 You're taking it and throwing it down the toilet.
13:41 $684, judgment for the plaintiff.
13:44 - Number nine, the judge catches a liar.
13:46 You know how when claimants enter the court,
13:49 they're asked to take an oath of truth?
13:51 Well, you should probably be especially afraid
13:54 of fibbing to this judge.
13:56 - You're gonna tell me a story.
13:57 - Yes, ma'am.
13:58 - If it's the same story that you told me in here,
14:00 I may or may not believe you.
14:02 Do you understand?
14:03 - I understand.
14:04 - She suspects the plaintiff's story is false
14:07 and gives him several opportunities to come clean.
14:10 Still, he sticks to his guns
14:12 and even his partner backs him up.
14:14 But it all falls apart when the judge suggests
14:17 they make a call to the plaintiff's father-in-law.
14:19 - What is your father gonna tell me?
14:21 - Yes.
14:22 - That he did?
14:23 - Yes.
14:24 - Fine, let's get his phone number.
14:26 - That's not necessarily true, okay?
14:29 - That should have been his cue to stop talking
14:31 and take the loss.
14:33 But he continues to defend himself, poorly by the way.
14:36 - You see how easy it is?
14:37 - But ma'am, look, because the car was tooken,
14:40 because the car was taken.
14:42 - There's no such word.
14:44 Listen to me, there's no such word as tooken.
14:46 - No matter how well rehearsed your tall tale might be,
14:49 Judge Judy can always sniff out a lie.
14:51 Number eight, you can't always help stupidity.
14:55 We're not entirely convinced that this plaintiff
14:57 has ever watched Judge Judy before.
14:59 - Well, listen, if you chose to be a schlemiel
15:03 and live that way, that's your issue.
15:05 She chose not to be a schlemiel.
15:08 - She did live that way.
15:09 - You on her?
15:10 - You're not, hey!
15:11 - He's arguing that his ex won't return
15:13 or pay him back for a tractor,
15:15 while she's counterclaiming that he owes her for a truck.
15:19 To make matters worse,
15:20 the defendant kicked him out of the house
15:22 after he embarked on a relationship with her best friend.
15:25 - You left.
15:26 - Not willingly.
15:27 - Well, you didn't expect her to live in a situation
15:30 where you had a more than friendly relationship
15:33 with her best friend.
15:35 - Luckily, the judge was there to serve justice
15:38 and highlight the plaintiff's stupidity.
15:40 Well, actually, she doesn't have to do much.
15:42 The plaintiff pretty much confesses to his own idiocy.
15:45 - Just a second, that's what we're talking about.
15:47 She says--
15:48 - And the house that I paid for that she's still living in.
15:51 - Really?
15:51 Are you really that dumb to put a house in her name?
15:55 - Yes. - Just a second.
15:56 - Judge Judy just sums it up really neatly.
15:59 - Listen, there are certain things that you can't help,
16:01 and one of those things, Mr. Wallen, is stupid.
16:03 I can't help you.
16:04 - Number seven, do you want the TV or not?
16:07 In this ridiculous argument between exes,
16:10 Judge Judy has her patience tested
16:12 by an aggravatingly stubborn litigant.
16:15 All she wants to know is does he want his television back?
16:19 But his replies suggest this argument
16:21 isn't even about the item.
16:23 - Is it still in your living room?
16:24 - Yes.
16:25 - And still functioning?
16:26 - Yes.
16:27 - And you want it back?
16:28 - No, I just want to get compensated for--
16:30 - No.
16:31 - The reason why.
16:32 - No.
16:33 - Why not?
16:34 - There's nothing complicated about her question,
16:36 which only warrants a yes or no answer.
16:39 However, the plaintiff insists on deflecting
16:41 or posing his own questions so incessantly
16:44 that we just want to bang our heads against a wall.
16:47 - Do you want the television back?
16:49 - Is she gonna fix that too?
16:50 - No.
16:51 Do you want the television back?
16:53 - I need to get compensated for it.
16:55 - All right, so then we're done with the TV.
16:57 Just as we think it's finally settled,
16:59 the whole thing starts again over a computer.
17:02 Clearly, this guy was confident he would win,
17:04 and he refuses to go down quietly.
17:07 - You should run it on the computer upstairs.
17:09 - No, no, no, that's not my computer.
17:11 - I don't care.
17:11 - No, no, no, and these are the programs that I had.
17:15 - She can't do anything about that.
17:17 - Yes, she can.
17:17 - Geez, man, just stop talking.
17:20 Number six, what's rocket science?
17:23 Oh, the internet.
17:24 It's a cesspool of embarrassingly dumb moments
17:27 people can never live down,
17:28 and indeed, this is one of those.
17:31 - I saw Jen crouching down by the pool
17:33 with her iPhone in her left hand,
17:35 but I didn't see her iPhone.
17:36 I came at her from-
17:37 - You just told me you saw her crouching down
17:38 with her iPhone in her left hand,
17:40 but you didn't see her iPhone.
17:41 - The plaintiff asked for reimbursement
17:43 after her friend playfully pushed her into a pool
17:46 while she was holding her iPhone.
17:47 - I felt awful after what happened.
17:49 - Well, you felt awful?
17:50 That means you pay for it if you feel awful.
17:52 - Well, I mean, it was the atmosphere of the party.
17:54 We were all pushing each other in.
17:55 - She didn't push anybody in.
17:56 - No. - Grow up.
17:57 - You don't need a background in law
17:59 to figure out the fairest solution here,
18:01 or in Judge Judy's words, "It's not rocket science."
18:05 After all, what is rocket science?
18:07 - Rocket science is when the scientists
18:09 find out things about space.
18:10 (audience laughing)
18:13 I think.
18:16 - We don't know whether to laugh or go, "Aw, honey,"
18:19 or sit her down with a "Rocket Science for Dummies" book.
18:22 The audience chooses to laugh,
18:24 leading the woman to timidly rethink her answer.
18:27 Sometimes, silence is golden.
18:29 Unfortunately, she learns that the hard way.
18:31 Number five, nothing gets past the judge.
18:34 You know what sets Judge Judy's court
18:36 apart from any run-of-the-mill courtroom?
18:39 It's on television.
18:40 This means everything you say and do is recorded,
18:43 and that little weird thing they attach to litigants
18:46 at the beginning is a microphone.
18:47 - You are not getting anything.
18:49 Do you understand?
18:50 - Yes. - Perfect.
18:51 We're done, thank you.
18:52 - Thank you, Your Honor, thank you.
18:53 - I'm gonna get the dog.
18:54 - Pardon me, excuse me, may I step out?
18:56 - What did he just say?
18:57 - Wait here. - Excuse me?
18:58 - I didn't say nothing, Your Honor.
18:59 - I wanna know what he just said.
19:00 - Clearly, this guy didn't get the memo
19:02 because he rejected the judge's ruling under his breath.
19:05 - That you would be bound by this court's determination.
19:09 When I ruled that she got the dog back,
19:12 what you said was, "She's not getting the dog."
19:15 - Did he forget that he was mic'd up,
19:17 or does he not know how a microphone works?
19:20 Either way, he awakens the judge's beast mode,
19:23 and she reminds him of the contract he signed
19:25 before appearing on the show
19:27 when the case later gets recalled.
19:29 - We have a contract.
19:30 - Yes, Your Honor.
19:31 - You and this program, you abide by my decision,
19:35 or we do a zippity-doo-dah for you,
19:37 including getting you home, do you understand?
19:39 - Yes, Your Honor.
19:40 - If you ask us, he got off lightly,
19:42 but his idiocy will forever live in infamy online.
19:45 Number four, guess who's not coming to dinner.
19:49 This case involves two sisters and a deer
19:51 who was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
19:54 - She wanted to go to the store.
19:55 There was an accident, it was unavoidable.
19:57 She hit a deer, damaged the car,
19:59 and her defense is, "You should have had better insurance."
20:02 Is that your defense?
20:03 - The defendant hit the poor animal
20:05 while driving her sister's car,
20:06 and followed up with arguably the most rational decision.
20:10 She waited for the authorities to, oh no, wait,
20:13 she decided to eat it?
20:15 - Is that true?
20:16 - Yes, ma'am, and she even offered me some,
20:18 but I'm not having a rigamortis stew, but I know--
20:22 - He did not have rigamortis on his bag.
20:24 - At least she was kind enough to offer her sister some,
20:27 but we guess she just doesn't have a taste
20:29 for rigamortis stew.
20:31 This whole exchange is hilariously unhinged,
20:34 and we don't know how everyone got through
20:35 without collapsing in fits of giggles.
20:38 - You know, we talked about it and looked at everything,
20:40 but then the next morning, she come over there
20:41 just hollering at me, banging on my door,
20:44 telling me how I owed her and all this,
20:46 and I've helped her with a lot of stuff in the past.
20:48 - Maybe they feared they'd end up
20:50 with a dinner invitation too.
20:52 Number three, attack of the Tupperware.
20:55 Corrina Roy, also known as Tupperware Lady,
20:58 has become somewhat of a Judge Judy icon.
21:00 - And threw all of her Tupperware on me.
21:02 - She didn't throw all of her Tupperware on you.
21:04 - Yes, she did.
21:05 Yes, she did.
21:06 - Ms. Roy, you're standing there,
21:08 so what is what, you're telling me she took out
21:09 each piece of Tupperware from the cupboard
21:11 and threw it at you?
21:11 - We're not sure exactly where she thought she was,
21:14 but it can't have been this judge's courtroom.
21:17 Her animated storytelling is so incompatible
21:19 with the tale she's weaving
21:21 that we can hardly believe our ears.
21:23 - Then she kept standing there and screaming,
21:25 you know, "How dare you?"
21:26 And "Don't you dare, don't you even dare, Corrina.
21:28 Shame on you, shame on you."
21:29 - Her tone is unnecessarily dramatic,
21:32 and every detail is accompanied by theatrical arm gestures.
21:36 And over Tupperware, who knew that containers
21:38 could be the source of such drama?
21:40 - She's leaning her whole body into me,
21:42 pointing her finger at my face.
21:43 How dare you, don't you even dare, shame on you.
21:46 That's it, I want you out of here.
21:47 And she hit my head with her finger.
21:49 - The audience is clearly amused,
21:51 but the judge most certainly isn't.
21:54 Did Roy really think Judge Judy
21:55 would be swayed by her dramatics?
21:57 - Anna stood up and said, "Hey!"
21:59 And looking directly at me and said,
22:01 "Hey, hey, the babies, the babies."
22:05 - Way to make the most of your 15 minutes of fame, eh?
22:08 Number two, "Losers."
22:10 Just a little Judge Judy 101.
22:13 When you pay this courtroom a visit,
22:14 you check your attitude at the door.
22:16 - Do you get it?
22:18 Do you get it?
22:20 They're manipulative.
22:22 She's a problem.
22:23 Your daughter is a problem.
22:25 - Unfortunately, that's not what this defendant chose to do,
22:29 bringing the metaphorical gavel down on her own head hard.
22:32 Throughout the case, the litigant repeatedly proves
22:35 that she's not the brightest bulb
22:37 and has somewhat of a temper.
22:38 - He talks about being dumb,
22:40 and then he confronts two tiny women
22:43 in front of the house while him,
22:45 and it wasn't three, it was like five or six of his friends.
22:49 - Still, you have to commend her
22:50 on her unwavering determination to sway things her way.
22:53 She sees nothing wrong with her behavior,
22:56 which included cussing out the plaintiff and his friends.
22:59 Remind us why again?
23:01 - Because they're losers.
23:03 (audience groaning)
23:04 - Her post-case confessionals
23:06 don't do her any favors either.
23:08 - I don't think this is a fair justice.
23:10 - We won, we got what we came here for,
23:12 so it's all that matters to me.
23:14 - He can take his poor, poor gram
23:15 because she doesn't work and go frigging have fun with it.
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23:33 Number one, a premature confession.
23:37 Being a judge means making a lot of tough calls,
23:40 so it must be nice when the litigants
23:42 do some of the heavy lifting once in a while.
23:44 - Give me a buck, it was stolen.
23:45 - My wallet.
23:46 - What was in your wallet?
23:47 - It was 50 bucks.
23:49 - Okay.
23:49 - I had to replace all my IDs, I had gift cards in there.
23:52 - This infamous case sees the plaintiff, Ginny Paradesa,
23:56 accuse the defendants of stealing her purse.
23:59 She provides the judge with a list of stolen items,
24:01 unexpectedly assisted by one of the men
24:04 who's denying the theft.
24:05 - My earpiece and a calculator.
24:08 - There was no earpiece in her mail.
24:10 - I thought there was.
24:12 - Yes, that's what you heard.
24:14 The defendant corrects the plaintiff's account
24:16 and basically hands her the win.
24:18 There aren't many moronic moments
24:20 that elicit laughter from Judge Judy,
24:22 but she just can't help herself.
24:24 (audience applauding)
24:27 - Judging for the plaintiff for the amount of $500,
24:30 that's what I think it's worth, madam.
24:32 Goodbye.
24:33 - The cases decided incredibly quickly after this,
24:35 but these two were branded dumb and dumber for a lifetime.
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