A scientist tasks his employees with a "historic" mission to travel back in time to revise history and save the world. | dHNfQkZvYk1KVWEwZm8
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00:00 [BEEPING]
00:03 This is historic, literally.
00:09 We'll be dipping into the past to make some critical fixes
00:11 there that will, in turn, make the future, our present,
00:15 right now, more livable, fair, and decent for everyone.
00:18 Whoa.
00:19 We're going back to the moment that I've
00:20 determined was America's last inflection point, to 2023.
00:25 [BEEPING]
00:29 [BUZZING]
00:31 You put a wormhole in a washing machine?
00:34 It's a cosmic string generator disguised as a high-end dryer.
00:37 Here's the funny part.
00:38 Traversing our wormhole requires ingesting
00:41 a synthetic substance related to psychedelics
00:44 and playing the theme song from the movie "Mahogany."
00:47 Sounds crazy, right?
00:48 But it works.
00:49 OK, I have so many more questions now.
00:51 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:55 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:58 We actually connect directly into people's brains.
01:04 So they think what we say are their thoughts.
01:06 Hello?
01:07 It's me.
01:08 I mean, you hear your voice when I speak, right?
01:10 Because you're me.
01:11 Wow, he seems really activated.
01:12 Emergency disconnect.
01:13 Mahogany, mahogany.
01:17 Well, I can see this is going to work like a charm.
01:19 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:22 Who we got today, Alex?
01:23 Our target is Robert Shiner.
01:25 Our influencer is Katie Shiner.
01:26 I'd say this one's yours.
01:27 Yeah, 10-year-old white girl.
01:29 That's me.
01:30 [MUSIC PLAYING]
01:33 Let's give it a go.
01:34 Who else we got?
01:35 Colberg Price, Ren Womack.
01:36 Today's target is Pastor Cady Winbush.
01:39 So who's feeling this one?
01:40 I'll do it.
01:41 Well, that means I actually know the Bible way too well.
01:44 Next assignment, Dan Snyder.
01:46 I'll do it.
01:47 This one's all mine.
01:48 Next, Amy Kennedy.
01:49 I'll do it.
01:50 Your next connectee is Congressperson Christina Martin.
01:53 I happily will inspire Ms. Representative Martin.
01:56 Creepy.
01:57 This is your most important target yet.
02:00 You know I love you so much.
02:03 Not like that.
02:04 I'm not trying to fuck you.
02:05 No, no, I didn't think--
02:06 I mean, you know, whatever.
02:08 Well, I'm sure that had some unexpected positive impact
02:11 down the road.
02:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:16 Shameless.
02:17 That's just who I am.
02:18 Let's go knock on some doors.
02:19 Welcome, everybody.
02:20 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:23 Where's the great and powerful Oswald?
02:24 [LAUGHTER]
02:26 [BEEPING]
02:29 [AUDIO OUT]
02:32 [AUDIO OUT]
02:36 [BLANK_AUDIO]