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00:00 [Music]
00:26 Stacey
00:26 Stacey
00:28 [Music]
00:30 Stace
00:30 [Music]
00:33 I'm gonna open up
00:34 [Music]
00:37 Did you get any sleep?
00:38 [Music]
00:40 It's just I heard you pacing when I was watching the USA game last night
00:43 No I didn't and neither would you if you had some kind of stalker
00:46 [Music]
00:47 Are you sure it's not that security guard?
00:49 You know the one that you need in the...
00:50 Oh Alan the perv no
00:52 There's no way he could know about Martin
00:54 [Music]
00:55 Well Martin was right wasn't he when he said he couldn't stop looking at the blokes around here
00:58 wondering if anyone had been watching well one of them had
01:01 You sure you haven't let anything sleep?
01:03 No we don't talk about personal stuff he doesn't even know my real name
01:07 [Music]
01:10 But if it wasn't you
01:11 [Music]
01:18 And now I've had to promise that I'll buy her a new swimming costume
01:21 I know she'll have grown out of that in a few weeks though
01:24 Who have you told?
01:24 Who's been flabbing?
01:26 [Music]
01:32 Oh look I'm sorry it wasn't supposed to go this far
01:34 Yeah and I only told a couple of people Tops, Mitch obviously, Phil
01:41 Maybe a few of the blokes from the cab office
01:43 What are we talking about?
01:45 Me and Martin
01:45 Naked burgers
01:46 Naked burgers?
01:49 Oh yeah well I've been telling them I want to give it a go and
01:51 and I might have said you know
01:54 If you mention my name you get a discount
01:56 We haven't been talking about you and Martin I thought that was supposed to be a secret
02:01 Well someone has
02:02 What's happened?
02:03 They're not getting a discount
02:04 No
02:06 [Music]
02:13 Just a bunch of bananas mate yeah the same as all the others
02:15 Oh yeah why don't you just leave them there we'll bruise for the next person
02:20 Oh come on mate
02:23 You probably know more about the fruit and veg business than me but
02:26 I think people following your bananas sort of part of the job description
02:29 What's going on mate?
02:31 Sorry about Stacey yeah
02:34 Oh well the upside is mate Sharon and Keanu have splurged so it means I don't have to move out
02:39 Martin
02:40 Mate I'm here for a pint if you need me again
02:44 Who have you told about us?
02:47 No one well apart from Zach White
02:51 Well you were the one who shouted about it weren't you?
02:53 Excuse me?
02:54 Well you told your mum didn't you Harvey Eve
02:57 No it's none of them
02:58 What's none of them?
02:59 Nothing I just need to speak to Zach
03:00 Stace what are you talking about?
03:02 Nothing it's fine all right I'm fine
03:03 You don't seem fine
03:04 Well I've never been better
03:05 You know what I think George and I might go on holiday
03:13 You've only been here five minutes
03:14 Oh she says just back from her travels
03:16 I had a few days in Dover with Lee and his girlfriend it's hardly the cost of the whole soul
03:20 Oh ears trouble
03:22 Oh there she is the light of my life
03:25 All in me lane
03:26 Hey Deb she ain't got an old cloth or something
03:28 I only smell I can't really turn up my first day at work
03:31 I'll stink of tea and coffee
03:33 A new job?
03:34 Yeah you only know about the kick-off at the bookies
03:38 At last someone's finally falling for your old charmer down on his luck act
03:42 Come on you'll be a natural
03:44 Thank you Linda
03:46 Listen you ain't seen Sharon at all have you?
03:47 I was gonna just check on her see if she's all right after yesterday
03:50 Yesterday?
03:52 Yeah bless her she's still got goo goo eyes for the poor lad isn't she
03:55 The Keanu?
03:57 Yeah yeah he split up with me
03:58 I didn't know I knew that
04:00 Here we go thanks Debs
04:01 Right I gotta get off can't be late on my first day see you later ladies
04:04 Yeah yeah good luck
04:05 Thanks darling
04:06 Here whipping cross
04:07 Thank you
04:08 Set me legs
04:08 Oh what did you expect trying to break the doors down with a slab of fruit and nut
04:15 You stabbed her in the back
04:16 Oh thanks
04:19 Do you know what I might go and buy a bikini
04:22 I'd rather
04:24 I ain't told a soul about you am I
04:27 But if you're lying I swear
04:28 Why would I lie Stace come on
04:29 I'm being funny who cares
04:32 I'm sorry Stacey
04:36 Yeah do you know what I don't want to hear it
04:37 Right girls
04:48 All right Billy
04:48 You know I do think you should tell Martin
04:53 What I'm getting the whole I told you so
04:57 No
04:58 This guy's lied to you he's manipulated you
05:00 The whole time he's been watching you
05:02 Are you trying to make me feel better
05:04 No I just mean that if you told Martin
05:06 No I ain't telling Martin all right I've got a banging headache and I'm going home
05:12 I am not brave I'm just learning when to put my hand up and ask for help
05:23 Because honestly that is the hardest thing to ask for help
05:30 Done yourself proud
05:31 Should have worn a brighter lipstick
05:34 I was wrong yesterday
05:39 I know you've only had one therapy session but you've gone
05:42 Look I was struggling but now I'm getting back on my feet
05:46 I could really help someone
05:48 Yeah
05:50 Proud of you
05:51 I'll see you a bit later after my round yeah
05:56 Okay
05:56 Oh treat you to some dinner
05:59 No thank you
06:01 Hey
06:02 Oi
06:10 Oi
06:11 I know you've come sooner or later
06:14 You take one more step and I've got to scream
06:16 Delivery for Stacey Slater
06:19 What
06:20 Sorry about my request too much too fast
06:25 Who sent these
06:26 It's um Flavia's Flowers
06:27 No what's the name
06:29 I just get the jars from the shop
06:30 Well how did they get my address
06:32 I don't know sorry
06:33 Wait sign in that you can take them and all
06:37 I always thought I could be a receptionist
06:43 Yes sir no sir three bags full sir ain't much more to it is there
06:47 What time is Mr Davis collecting his carbon
06:50 Oh was I meant to write that down
06:51 Oh if you're after a mechanic we're fully booked till next week
06:58 Oh actually it's about Sharon
07:00 Oh yeah she's sending you to do her dirty work has she
07:03 Whatever's happened Keanu she loves you I mean you know that
07:08 Whatever's happened like her making sure he never sees his kid again you mean
07:12 Oh you don't know do you
07:15 I'm surprised you ain't heard about the voicemail in the pub
07:18 I've been away
07:20 She helped Lisa take Peggy away went behind his back let her snatch his daughter
07:27 I'm sure she didn't mean any harm
07:29 Sharon said it herself we tried and it didn't work
07:33 Sorry
07:34 We're Albie's parents that's all didn't know you guys were close anymore
07:39 She's like a stubborn old Veruca just when you think you got rid of her
07:43 And next time maybe get your facts straight before she sends you to do her skivvying
07:55 Right and what was the name on the card payment
07:57 Confidentiality what about my confidentiality he's got my address I've got kids here
08:04 Oh we paid in cash did he yeah I bet he did fat lot of help you are
08:09 Leo
08:11 See I told you you'd get it a negative plus a positive equals
08:16 You gotta go
08:17 Mum what's happening
08:21 Nothing I'm fine
08:24 We're halfway through a session
08:25 Okay well the session is over so can you get out please
08:27 Is there a problem
08:28 No just go now please
08:29 Mum what's happening
08:37 Nothing everything's fine
08:40 I'm gonna get Eve
08:45 Oh Lily
08:46 Leo
08:47 Sorry I think something's wrong with my mum
08:55 Hello hello oh you're right darling you wanna you wanna get the boss man out here
09:15 That's my first day so you might want to give him a shout you know get him to show me the ropes
09:18 First impressions
09:19 I'm not your darling
09:20 No no I know I didn't mean anything by it anyway I'm Alfie Moon it's my first day
09:25 Olga Kubicka the boss man
09:28 Oh you're the boss
09:30 Oh Alfie Alfie hey I'll have inspector horse bought with and that is new market at noon
09:37 Okay I can do that right inspector horse
09:40 No I've got this I've got this okay let me put in there
09:44 Here we go new market
09:45 That's Newcastle not new market
09:47 Oh I I bet it's just a technical difficulty like um
09:50 It's not rocket science but I suppose a man of your age
09:53 Thank you
09:58 Maybe you should wait until you've had your training before serving customers darling
10:03 Oh yeah that's just why I spilled coffee on me
10:05 She's a right way of sunshine isn't she
10:10 Yeah can you believe that she's my boss
10:11 I feel ancient I'm gonna have to ration my lube right because I know that
10:15 Come on man age is just a number it's all your feelings
10:17 Yeah right now Paddy I feel about 110 years old
10:20 All right
10:20 She's laughing at it
10:23 How many times do I have to tell you Amy it does not mean anything
10:27 Everyone can see you liking those photos
10:30 All right all right let's just cool it down yeah
10:33 I mean this has been going on for far too long
10:36 I mean what have I told you about bottling this up
10:40 Have you not been watching my live streams
10:42 You ain't exactly my algorithm Kim
10:44 Well I should be I'm your step-mum
10:47 You two have really got to talk this out
10:51 Denzil you first
10:53 Huh it's not even me that has the grudge it's Amy
10:57 I'm gonna put the kettle on
11:06 Hey Faith
11:07 Lil said you chopped Theo out
11:10 Did you see them flowers
11:12 Well the ones all over the road
11:13 Yeah they're from him the client
11:15 I've just phoned the florist and asked who sent them they said he paid in cash
11:18 Right this is a step too far we need to speak to the police
11:22 How sending flowers is not a crime
11:24 And do you actually think they're gonna have any sympathy for me
11:27 When they find out I was chatting him up in my pants
11:29 I've been asking for it
11:31 It's a threat
11:35 He's telling you he knows your address
11:37 Oh don't you think I know that
11:38 We can talk to Jack
11:39 I can't
11:40 Look we don't know where this is gonna end Stacey
11:43 If I tell Jack then he'll use it against me and I will never be allowed anywhere near
11:47 Lily or that baby
11:48 You know he wouldn't do that
11:49 Do I
11:49 Yeah
11:50 What do I know Eve
11:51 Because so far I've been wrong about everything
11:54 Men like that don't stop at flowers
11:58 Not enough for you is it
11:59 Ruining our friendship our chance of going into business oh no
12:03 You had to go in for the grand prize and wade into my love life and all
12:07 I was just trying to help
12:08 I've just had Karen at the boxing den accusing me of sending my lapdog
12:13 And just as me and Keanu agreed to be adults about all of this
12:17 You're just gonna let her get away with it
12:19 I'm not gonna let her get away with it
12:21 I'm not gonna let her get away with it
12:22 I'm not gonna let her get away with it
12:24 I'm not gonna let her get away with it
12:26 You agreed to be adults about all of this you go storming over there like a kid in the playground
12:30 I'm sorry all right I overstepped but you're my friend
12:33 Oh I'm not your friend and the sooner you get that into your head the better
12:38 I said I ain't told no one about you two
12:46 Ain't my business but she seemed proper stressed out
12:49 She didn't say why
12:50 No
12:51 I thought we just didn't want anyone to know we nearly got back together
12:54 What I thought you both decided
12:55 Yeah yeah we did
12:56 Easier for us to be co-parents
12:58 Fair enough
13:01 Cheers for that George
13:02 Oh George um listen sorry about the other night
13:06 What I do to be son
13:08 Thanks mate
13:08 Women hey
13:10 Listen whatever it is it'll all work out in the end
13:13 I mean look at me and Annie
13:15 Yeah he's right mate maybe it's just not the right time now
13:19 No you don't get it
13:21 What do you mean
13:21 Honestly mate you just something you wouldn't understand all right
13:25 Get her for a walk
13:26 I've not you as well
13:32 Why's everybody got to be there for us
13:35 You don't start all right I'm not in the mood
13:36 Sharon don't even want to know me
13:38 Linda you went into partnership with your mum here for a reason
13:42 Yeah funny enough she don't see it that way
13:44 You need to be more like us fellas
13:48 Wallowing your own filth
13:49 Oh I hope it's a double shot
13:51 There's literally one right there
13:53 Actually look my girls are eating each other's throat all day
13:55 and yet they know they've got each other's backs
13:57 You two need to have your heads banged together
13:59 Chance to be a fine thing
14:00 Okay so um why don't we try the worry tree
14:12 Yeah it's what my therapist taught me the other day
14:14 Now give me a worry yeah any worry Amy
14:20 Denzel's gonna leave me for a half naked Instagram model
14:23 Okay okay okay so now we're gonna take that and put it on the tree
14:28 Yeah now is this a real problem or a hypothetical problem
14:34 A hyper what
14:36 Okay okay new new plan new plan
14:41 Um okay so you two you're your own people yeah
14:49 Now Denzel you are solid
14:51 Dependable yeah you're a bit boring and not for everyone
14:59 I'm just saying Amy you're the best biscuit on the plate
15:03 You have substance you're tasty but you've got a hidden centre yeah
15:10 Now if the Bourbon don't start talking to the digestive about the hidden centre
15:15 Well they can't be as good as they could be
15:18 Now what you really are aiming for is the chocolate digestive
15:24 It's the best of both worlds
15:27 You see what I did there it's the both worlds
15:30 That's what you're aiming for
15:32 You see because once you have a chocolate digestive you can survive anything
15:36 But you two need to talk it out
15:40 In your own time
15:48 The pictures you like they're all girls in bikinis or tiny little outfits
15:56 With all this skin on show
15:58 How many times Amy this for the last time it doesn't mean anything
16:02 I know I know that's what you want to see
16:05 But I ain't ever gonna look like that not with all these scars
16:11 Why didn't you just say
16:16 I ain't a Bourbon Kim
16:18 I'm one of those pink wafers just falling apart all the time
16:23 Hey no I love I love pink wafers
16:27 I swear you never turned down a pink wafer
16:29 You can't even dip it in tea
16:32 I don't even like tea
16:34 Because I like you
16:36 The point of having a pub is actually having someone behind the bar serving drinks
17:02 Of course if I was running the place that wouldn't be a problem
17:05 I thought you were sick of me
17:07 Anna called me
17:08 Apparently we've got to sort out those pies and pint and punch up nights
17:12 But seeing as George ain't here I suppose he'll have to come back another time
17:17 Don't let it slow
17:17 Please tell me you've got the key
17:34 Buy you a coffee
17:35 Well that depends what you're after
17:38 It's just a bit of professional advice
17:40 So if someone was being stalked
17:46 You're gonna have to give me a bit more information than that ain't you
17:49 Yeah it's a mate and she's met a guy online
17:53 And they've had a few chats they've exchanged pics that sort of stuff
17:57 Except now he's found out loads of stuff
18:00 Stuff that she didn't tell him
18:04 Well there's a lot of idiots on the internet
18:05 And anyone can track you down with a little bit of information
18:08 He's got her address he sent flowers
18:11 Any threats of violence
18:14 No not that I know
18:15 Well the police ain't gonna touch him if not on a one-off
18:17 Not unless he's done a lot more
18:19 Yeah but the flowers it's it's him saying I know where you live
18:22 I know it ain't right but it ain't breaking the law either
18:26 What about a coffee
18:30 Charming
18:33 [Loud background noise]
18:35 Abby?
18:36 With Keanu
18:38 Ollie and Annie
18:41 Mum's taken them to the park
18:44 She'll be back soon
18:45 She better be
18:46 I can't believe you don't keep spares in here
18:49 Oh and I suppose if you ran the place there'd be a key in every box would there
18:52 How many times do I have to say I'm sorry
19:01 You were supposed to be my friend
19:02 I lost the love of my life seven months ago
19:09 Do you know how hard that's been
19:12 Carrying on day after day when all I want to do is curl up in bed
19:16 Of course I do
19:17 I might be the only one who does but you still wouldn't let me help you
19:20 Janine could have sold to anyone
19:24 I couldn't risk that
19:25 Like forcing my kids to share their home with some random
19:28 Some random?
19:31 I was your best friend
19:32 I wanted to support you I had money ready to go
19:35 I needed my mum
19:38 Obviously didn't expect her to turn up with a whole new family
19:42 Well I could have helped with everything
19:45 Exactly
19:47 You had plans
19:49 Big plans
19:51 You wanted to take control of the Sharon Watts way
19:54 That is not true
19:55 Oh isn't it
19:55 You were looking at fabric swatches
19:57 Well I might
20:01 Sometimes get a bit excited
20:02 A bit?
20:03 I was half expecting Nick Knowles to walk in and cover the place in tarpaulin
20:07 Chuck us a bag of cheese and onion
20:12 (Laughs)
20:34 You're Lily's tutor aren't you
20:35 Yeah
20:37 I'm Jack Brannan
20:38 Gonna be the baby's granddad
20:39 How's she doing?
20:41 Alright?
20:42 Yeah yeah she's doing really well
20:44 Good cause you never know what's going on in that house
20:46 Can I ask you something
20:47 Have you seen anyone hanging around recently?
20:50 Don't think so
20:50 Why do you ask?
20:52 Oh it's just a hunch
20:54 Right better get back to work
20:57 Thanks again yeah
20:58 D.I. Brannan
21:00 (Music)
21:20 (Music)
21:34 You've earned 80 quid back on a 10 pound bet
21:39 Wait hang on how come I only got 60
21:41 Sorry can I help you with something?
21:43 Yeah this joker done the same bet as me and I did it online so I got 20 quid less
21:48 Well sometimes the online odds are lower
21:50 What can I say son the old ways are better you can't beat pen and paper you know
21:54 No that ain't fair I want I want that 20 quid back
21:58 Let's cool down please gentlemen okay
21:59 Listen to me young man
22:01 Online is not the be all and end all you know
22:05 What do you know boomer
22:06 Wait let's let's let's just
22:08 Everyone just calm down okay
22:09 Now you're right it's not fair the online odds are less
22:13 But had you done your homework before you got here you'd know that okay
22:16 You know a couple of clicks on your mobile doesn't make you an expert now
22:18 This gentleman here this gentleman here might have a few years on the clock
22:21 No hear me out a few years on the clock
22:23 But when it comes to putting money on the horse he's got his wits about you
22:26 You know right Paddy
22:27 Yeah man
22:27 Okay now listen young man just listen to me okay
22:30 Anytime you want to have put a bet on you come and see me I'm gonna be here
22:34 Okay and I'll give you the best odds in town all right
22:36 All right thanks Alfie
22:40 Yeah yeah and Olga I think you should give Alfie a promotion
22:45 He clearly knows his stuff he's been really helpful
22:47 Oh shut up
22:49 Maybe you're not so bad after all grandpa
22:51 All right listen go go go catch you later I'll see you later
22:59 Listen you ain't the only one that's got scars you know
23:09 I mean some people wear their scars on their skin and
23:15 some people wear them underneath
23:16 It's a reminder that we're fighting and that we're winning you know
23:23 But Amy that boy loves you
23:30 I mean I think he loves you even more than his gaming console
23:34 I wouldn't go that far
23:37 Then again yeah maybe you're right
23:40 But seriously though he loves you
23:45 He loves you the way that you are
23:46 Speak of the devil
23:49 See told you they'd have him
23:55 I think I actually prefer party rings
23:57 I watched a stream whilst I was queuing
24:01 Is this what you're doing yeah more serious than that
24:03 Maybe maybe sometimes I can be the kingfluencer and sometimes you know
24:09 It could be a bit more real
24:11 Any one of us just one kind of biscuit right yeah
24:14 I hear that one Kim
24:16 Yeah and they're mine
24:18 Oh fab reading time
24:25 Told you we just can't get the staff these days
24:27 What on earth
24:28 I've missed you
24:29 We're never falling out again all right that's a promise
24:33 Any time today girls
24:38 What are you saying me and you tonight
24:40 Big bar of fruit and nut you can tell me exactly what's going on with you and Keanu
24:43 Perfect
24:44 Well did it work
24:59 Bucketry
25:02 Like I said just needs their hairs banging together
25:04 So
25:06 So
25:10 So
25:22 Who is it
25:39 It's Theo I'm sorry I've brought more homework for Lily
25:46 Is everything all right
25:49 It's not Martin is it he's not hit someone again is he
25:53 No no no no it's not Martin um
25:55 It's uh it's everyone
25:59 Well is there anything I can do
26:01 Stacey what's happened
26:09 Um can you just come in please
26:12 Um of course yeah yeah
26:14 Come
26:30 Are you sure you're okay
26:38 Look why don't I put the kettle on yeah
26:41 Yeah thanks Theo I just really don't want to be alone right now
26:45 It's okay Stacey you're never alone
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