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00:00 We have two friends with us on a break.
00:02 Let's ask them why they are here.
00:03 Greetings.
00:04 How are you, Mr. Arun?
00:06 Master.
00:07 Master, my foot!
00:09 Thank God, I am fine. How are you?
00:12 I am well. Today is 30th July.
00:13 It is 30th July, but what is 30th July?
00:16 It's a friend's day.
00:17 I am your friend. I am not your friend.
00:18 Yes, it's a friendship day.
00:20 There is something else today.
00:21 What is it?
00:21 My birthday.
00:22 Oh!
00:23 Happy birthday to you.
00:27 I was born today and I will be this big.
00:29 Congratulations.
00:30 Happy birthday to you.
00:35 Thank you.
00:35 You were saying that there is something special today.
00:38 What was that?
00:39 What do you mean?
00:40 What can be more special than my birth?
00:42 You were talking about my birthday.
00:43 Yes. - I thought it was something important.
00:45 Okay.
00:46 What?
00:47 Master, we are here.
00:48 Wow.
00:49 We are friends.
00:51 You are two friends.
00:52 He is my best friend.
00:54 Look at my heart.
00:56 Your friend looks like you have water in your heart.
00:58 Mr. Jigar, what is your name?
01:00 Master, I am saying that today is 30th July.
01:03 Yes. - It is a friendship day.
01:04 Yes. - It is a day of celebration.
01:06 Then go with your friend. - Yes.
01:08 Sir, the government has announced a new month.
01:10 Which one?
01:11 Today is July.
01:12 You both are undergarments buddies.
01:14 What?
01:15 You are Langoti's friends.
01:17 What is this Urdu?
01:18 Listen to me.
01:20 Why do you look so handsome today?
01:22 Sir, I am not looking handsome.
01:24 Why do you look so handsome today?
01:25 Sir, he is asking me to go to Naran Kagan.
01:27 Yes. - Yes.
01:28 Sir, my wife doesn't allow me to go to the sugar mill.
01:31 He is doubting again.
01:33 Your wife is doubting that if he goes to Naran Kagan..
01:36 ..he will see women.
01:38 No, sir. She is doubting that you will go to Naran Kagan.
01:41 You will go there and eat sugar.
01:43 Because sir, he is cheating.
01:45 He is also a fool.
01:46 But the best solution is that you take your wife along.
01:51 No, I don't take her.
01:53 Why don't you take her along?
01:54 Sir, she says that I have some respect in the society.
01:56 Where will I take her along?
01:58 Sir, why are you scared of your wife?
02:00 Yes.
02:01 Believe me, she is my wife.
02:03 What is she? She is your wife.
02:04 She is very beautiful.
02:06 Yes.
02:07 Believe me, she is the queen of the world.
02:09 Okay.
02:09 She will kiss you.
02:11 That is good if you are providing everything.
02:13 I have told you the solution. You didn't do it.
02:15 What solution did you tell him?
02:16 I told him to go there.
02:17 Yes. - He sat on the glass.
02:19 He left the dustbin outside.
02:21 Why? Is he a human or a lab rat?
02:24 He said that I hit him on the glass.
02:26 Yes.
02:27 He broke it.
02:28 Then?
02:28 My wife hit me with a viper.
02:30 I told him to collect all the glass.
02:36 Then? - The glass of the glass.
02:37 Have you two ever had a big fight?
02:42 No, my wife doesn't fight. I don't.
02:45 My wife doesn't kiss me when I go home.
02:50 He says that he doesn't give much respect to his wife.
02:53 Okay.
02:54 He says that he hits me with a iron rod.
02:56 He has ironed the clothes.
02:57 I said, what?
02:58 Then?
02:58 I said.. - Yes.
03:00 He slapped me and said, 'Siddi, come to me.'
03:02 He didn't hit me because the iron is mixed.
03:07 She is very smart. She can even make a tattoo.
03:11 Listen, where are you taking the topic?
03:15 We want to talk about friendship.
03:17 We have been friends since childhood.
03:20 He wants to take her to a hill station.
03:22 Nirangangan, Bapusar Top. - He doesn't allow you.
03:25 Take your wife along.
03:27 Where will I take her?
03:29 It was Valentine's Day.
03:31 I am your childhood friend. Tell your sister.
03:34 I will make you dance.
03:39 He says that on Valentine's Day
03:44 he has to give a flower to his wife.
03:48 Oh. - Okay.
03:49 He has to give it.
03:51 He hit her on the forehead.
03:54 Oh.
03:55 He said, 'Gulab, give her cauliflower.'
03:58 This is unfair.
04:00 You married a wrestler.
04:01 She hits you for no reason.
04:03 No, she doesn't hit me.
04:04 She is giving me advice.
04:06 I have read a poem about such friends.
04:09 'It is so hot. I am sweating.'
04:11 'It is great to have friends.'
04:13 Have they ever done anything naughty together?
04:18 On the road, in the middle of the street.
04:20 Yes. - A man comes with a trolley.
04:22 Then? - I told him to do it at night.
04:25 Okay. - He did it twice.
04:28 I told him to do it.
04:31 Yes. - Under the door.
04:32 Yes. - He fell asleep under the door.
04:35 He said, 'The trolley is outside.'
04:38 Okay. - 'The trolley is inside.'
04:40 He didn't know which one was red.
04:43 Why doesn't he laugh?
04:46 He used to laugh before marriage.
04:48 I told him, 'I go home.'
04:51 Okay. - 'I see my wife.'
04:52 Okay. - 'I don't eat bread in the kitchen.'
04:55 Okay. - 'The salt is so hot.'
04:56 'I have to go home.'
04:58 I told him. - I told him once.
05:00 What did you say? - I said, 'The salt in the kitchen is too much.'
05:02 Okay. - He slapped me.
05:03 Reason? - The pudding was cooked.
05:06 He is a good boy. He will tell you later.
05:10 You won't be able to digest it.
05:11 It is his fault.
05:14 I told you, the salt in the pudding..
05:15 Do you have kids? - Yes, I do.
05:18 (Laughs)
05:19 Is he from Manula? - Yes.
05:22 Your father used to eat it. He had three or four kids.
05:25 (Laughs)
05:28 Mr. Khan used to eat it. - Yes.
05:30 He ran away from home.
05:31 (Laughs)
05:33 You have come to our show with your friend.
05:35 Tell us three good and three bad things about him.
05:38 The good thing is.. - Yes.
05:40 He listens to me. - Yes.
05:42 And the bad thing is, he gets beaten up at home.
05:45 (Laughs)
05:46 You don't eat. You never fought.
05:48 Believe me, I open the door late.
05:52 He turns back.
05:53 (Laughs)
05:54 He goes back. - Oh!
05:56 He is a big hero.
05:57 I call him from far. 'Is someone dead?'
06:00 (Laughs)
06:01 He doesn't even touch me. - Wow!
06:02 Let's see. - He does it to everyone.
06:04 He doesn't eat until then.
06:06 How do you do it?
06:07 He has to eat. - Yes.
06:10 Okay. And when you mix two..
06:11 Hello.
06:13 She thinks she has to go out.
06:15 (Laughs)
06:18 Sir, such a beautiful friendship.
06:20 Yes. - Don't say anything.
06:21 (Laughs)
06:23 Your friend is great. - Let me tell you.
06:24 Yes, sir. - Yes.
06:25 I used to live downstairs. - Yes.
06:27 And she used to live upstairs. - Yes.
06:29 My friend is great.
06:30 (Laughs)
06:32 Sir, believe me, if you want to go to a wedding.. - Yes.
06:34 ..you have to wear eight suits.
06:36 Yes, on a fort like this.
06:37 (Laughs)
06:38 If you had a wife like me, I would have beaten you up.
06:41 I would have thrown you out.
06:42 Sir, where is our luck?
06:44 (Laughs)
06:45 Whatever God has given us is fine.
06:48 But I have kept it under my thumb.
06:50 I don't touch it.
06:51 I have never said that I will go to my parents' house.
06:53 You have kept your wife under your thumb.
06:55 You have kept your thumb.
06:56 (Laughs)
06:57 Sir, believe me.
06:59 A wife is like a hen. - Yes.
07:01 She has breakfast on the table, dinner on the table..
07:03 ..and lunch on the table.
07:04 Sir, you are a fool.
07:06 (Laughs)
07:07 Believe me.
07:08 I don't have to beat her. - Yes.
07:10 She is like a hen.
07:11 For example, what do you say when you want to drink water?
07:13 I say this.
07:15 (Laughs)
07:15 I will also say the same. - Water..
07:17 You are sitting here at night. - Yes.
07:19 You are so eager to go to your parents' house.
07:21 Oh!
07:21 Sir, I am going to my parents' house.
07:24 I will keep my thumb under your thumb.
07:26 (Laughs)
07:27 You don't go?
07:28 Sir, I go on a daily basis. I don't touch it.
07:31 Sir, you don't think that you don't touch it.
07:33 You don't get a tone when you die.
07:35 (Laughs)
07:36 I think he is lying.
07:37 He is not married.
07:38 Because such wives don't exist.
07:40 I am impressed by the woman who is living with him.
07:42 Sir, I think.. - Sir, I think..
07:44 I am the only one who is living with him
07:47 with this man.
07:51 Sir, he is following us.
07:53 (Laughs)
07:57 Sir, put the camera down.
07:59 (Laughs)
08:01 You.. - It was a prank.
08:03 I had beaten you so badly.
08:06 I told you that you won't even touch the mouth.
08:07 You have come so far.
08:09 Sir, this is national TV. You won't touch it.
08:11 Go home and hit me.
08:13 (Laughs)
08:15 You were saying that she doesn't touch it.
08:17 She doesn't touch it.
08:18 (Laughs)