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00:00 My name is Aphmau.
00:01 I'm a cute little doll, and this is my entire life.
00:05 From birth to death, you'll get to see me grow up
00:07 as a doll in Minecraft.
00:09 From being made by a toy maker,
00:11 to making anyone and everyone I meet happy.
00:14 We'll get to see a doll's entire life in Minecraft.
00:17 What's the life of a doll like?
00:19 Let's find out.
00:20 Oh hey, be sure to hit that like and subscribe
00:23 for more adventures.
00:25 Thanks!
00:25 (bell dings)
00:27 What's happening?
00:29 Grab this from over here.
00:30 Where am I?
00:31 Grab this from over here.
00:32 Oh.
00:33 There we are.
00:35 What the?
00:35 All right, little one.
00:37 Oh.
00:37 (laughs)
00:38 Time for you to come to life.
00:40 Come to life, what does that mean?
00:42 (gasps)
00:43 Whoa!
00:44 What's happening?
00:45 (crashing)
00:45 What the?
00:46 Huh?
00:47 Hello there.
00:48 Oh.
00:49 How do you feel?
00:50 Whoa.
00:50 Where am I?
00:53 Oh.
00:54 (laughs)
00:55 You're so beautiful.
00:56 You're so amazing.
00:57 Oh.
00:58 You're the most wonderful creation.
01:00 Where?
01:01 Where am I?
01:03 Oh.
01:03 You're a doll.
01:04 A doll?
01:06 What's that?
01:07 Oh, hi friend.
01:08 (laughs)
01:09 Well, you're a toy.
01:11 And your job is to find a child who needs you
01:14 so that you can bring them a ton of fun, smiles, happiness,
01:18 and be their best friend.
01:19 (gasps)
01:20 What the?
01:21 Oh no.
01:22 What the?
01:23 Oh no you don't.
01:24 You will not get my best creation.
01:26 What's happening?
01:27 No time to talk.
01:28 Come with me.
01:29 Okay, wait.
01:30 (screams)
01:30 Where are we going?
01:31 Oh, what's over there?
01:32 Don't worry.
01:33 Don't worry.
01:34 You'll be okay.
01:35 What was that?
01:35 Don't worry about it.
01:36 It's okay.
01:37 It's okay.
01:38 Wait.
01:39 No.
01:40 Bring a child happiness.
01:40 Get away.
01:41 Where am I going?
01:42 Fly.
01:43 (screams)
01:45 (gasps)
01:46 What the?
01:47 Oh my gosh.
01:48 (sighs)
01:50 What happened?
01:51 Hmm.
01:51 I can't send a doll.
01:53 What does that mean?
01:54 (gasps)
01:55 Oh, what is this?
01:58 (gasps)
01:59 Whoa.
01:59 You're so beautiful.
02:02 (groans)
02:05 Yay, a new dolly.
02:06 Cool.
02:07 She seems nice.
02:09 Wow, you're so pretty.
02:11 Oh, I love your outfit too.
02:14 Hi, I wonder where your owner is.
02:18 Did you get abandoned?
02:20 (groans)
02:22 What do I say to her?
02:23 Fine.
02:24 Can I say something to her?
02:26 (groans)
02:27 Hey, hey.
02:28 Hey, KC.
02:29 What are you doing?
02:29 What you got there?
02:30 What you got?
02:31 I'm playing with a new dolly.
02:34 Yay.
02:34 A dolly.
02:35 She's so cute.
02:36 A doll.
02:37 That's for girls,
02:38 which I guess you are.
02:39 So that makes sense.
02:40 But also dolls are dumb.
02:43 Yeah.
02:44 No, they're not.
02:45 (laughs)
02:46 You guys are so rude.
02:48 Hey, let's take a look at this doll.
02:50 Oh, look at it.
02:52 It's cute.
02:53 And cat legs are dumb.
02:54 Yeah.
02:55 No, they're not.
02:56 Girls are cute, therefore dumb.
02:57 I've got the doll now.
02:59 Ooh.
03:00 Hey, that's my doll now.
03:01 What are you gonna do?
03:03 Keep away.
03:03 (laughs)
03:04 No, give her back.
03:06 What are you gonna do about it?
03:07 I don't know.
03:08 Oh, I got her.
03:09 (laughs)
03:11 Hey, give her back.
03:12 Over here.
03:13 You mean cat.
03:14 Oh, oh, oh.
03:15 (groans)
03:16 Oh, hi.
03:17 Yeah.
03:17 (laughs)
03:18 Hey, hey.
03:19 Oh.
03:20 Huh?
03:21 What kind of doll is this?
03:23 It's just a normal doll.
03:24 You guys are probably making it up.
03:26 You guys are liars.
03:27 Oh, I don't like it.
03:28 A doll can't bite you.
03:30 Uh-huh.
03:31 I'm going home.
03:33 Okay.
03:34 Fine, I'll take your lame girly doll with you
03:38 'cause you're a girl.
03:39 You potentially dangerous girly doll.
03:42 Oh, so nice.
03:44 Can't believe they made fun of you.
03:46 Maybe she's actually,
03:48 maybe this is my girl.
03:50 (gasps)
03:51 Okay, here we go.
03:52 You can use your chicken.
03:54 Oh, there we go.
03:56 Here, I will put you down right here.
03:59 Here we go.
03:59 You stay right there.
04:02 Watch over the house.
04:03 I'm gonna take a nap.
04:04 I'm sleepy.
04:05 I'm hungry too.
04:06 (sighs)
04:09 My parents are home.
04:11 Oh.
04:11 She said she was hungry,
04:13 so maybe if I go and get her some food or something.
04:18 Let's see.
04:19 What do they eat?
04:21 Oh, I just thought of something.
04:24 A cake, something super sweet for her.
04:26 Okay, all right, just grab some of these.
04:28 I got an egg and maybe some,
04:31 ooh, is this sugar?
04:32 I'm not sure I know all these things,
04:35 but I think that's the magic of being a doll.
04:38 Okay, let me just go make her something nice.
04:40 Perfect.
04:41 Okay, everything.
04:42 (glass shattering)
04:43 Dolly, where'd you go?
04:44 Huh?
04:47 Wait, whoa.
04:49 Dolly, did you do this for me?
04:52 Wow, it's a picnic.
04:54 Oh, I'm gonna eat all this 'cause it's so yummy.
04:57 Oh, she's so cute.
04:59 (laughs)
05:00 Okay, oh, this is so delicious.
05:02 Yeah.
05:03 She really likes it.
05:04 She really likes it.
05:04 And then this tea too.
05:06 It's so yummy.
05:08 Oh, did you do this all for me?
05:10 She can't hear me, but yummy.
05:12 Aw, I wish you could talk.
05:13 That's okay.
05:15 Aw, you're so nice.
05:17 I love you.
05:19 (audience awing)
05:19 Okay, come on.
05:21 Time for bed.
05:23 Okay.
05:23 Aw, I like this girl.
05:25 She's so nice.
05:26 I love you, Dolly.
05:28 (audience awing)
05:30 Whatcha doing now?
05:31 And you sit right there,
05:33 and I'm gonna try to get some of this wood.
05:38 She's so cute.
05:41 (laughs)
05:43 Aw.
05:43 Well, she's trying her best.
05:48 I think she's safe around here.
05:49 This wood is too tough.
05:51 She shouldn't be out here by herself.
05:53 (gasps)
05:56 What's that?
05:57 Oh no.
05:58 Those are creepers.
06:00 Oh no, I gotta try to warn her somehow.
06:02 How do I warn her without her seeing me?
06:04 She can't know that I...
06:05 Oh, this tree is so tough.
06:07 (screams)
06:10 Huh?
06:11 Whoa, whoa, what was that noise?
06:13 Huh?
06:14 Whoa, there's creepers.
06:16 Oh no, come on, Dolly.
06:18 We gotta...
06:19 (whimpers)
06:20 Oh no, we gotta run away.
06:21 Oh no, there's a corner.
06:23 Where do I go?
06:23 I gotta get her someplace safe.
06:25 Are they...
06:26 Ah, they're following me.
06:28 I gotta make her someplace safe.
06:30 (screams)
06:32 Let's see.
06:33 Climb here.
06:34 There we go.
06:35 Oh no.
06:36 There we go.
06:37 I think I got this here.
06:38 Whoa.
06:39 Dolly!
06:40 Dolly, where are you?
06:42 I gotta get that one more.
06:43 I gotta get one more.
06:44 Ah, they're getting closer.
06:45 Oh, there you are.
06:46 Come on, let's get out of here.
06:46 Come on, come on, come on.
06:49 (sighs)
06:50 That was close.
06:52 Okay, there we go.
06:53 Put you there.
06:54 Where do I go now?
06:59 Oh no, she's gonna be stuck here
07:00 if I don't do something.
07:01 I'm stuck.
07:02 Maybe over here.
07:09 How did she get away from her?
07:11 Okay.
07:12 Come on, this way.
07:13 Come on, come on, this way.
07:15 I don't know what to do.
07:16 I don't know what to do.
07:17 Okay.
07:18 Ah, they're following me.
07:19 I've never, wait, I'm little.
07:21 They can't get me like this.
07:22 Okay, okay.
07:23 They're gone.
07:27 I did it.
07:28 Yay!
07:29 Okay, I gotta get back to her.
07:30 There we go.
07:33 All right.
07:35 (screaming)
07:37 That sounds like another little,
07:40 that sounds like another little human.
07:43 I'll be there.
07:43 Wait a minute, wait for me.
07:45 Oh no, more creepers.
07:46 - You keep away.
07:49 I mean, your skin looks nice and green and everything,
07:54 but I don't wanna see it up close.
07:56 - Oh no, that kid too?
07:58 What's over there?
08:02 I see something moving.
08:04 What is this?
08:05 Hey, what is that?
08:07 Hey, hey, hey.
08:08 Come here, come here.
08:10 If I can just do, oh, thank you.
08:12 Go over there.
08:13 See, over there with those creepers.
08:14 Go, go, go, go, go, go.
08:16 - Go, get away.
08:17 - I got them.
08:19 And, ah.
08:20 Yay, I got them.
08:22 - What was that?
08:23 - Just gotta get one more.
08:24 Just keep going, kitty.
08:26 Keep going.
08:27 I think the other one died.
08:29 Okay, all right.
08:30 Take me over there, kitty.
08:31 Uh-oh.
08:32 - They're gone.
08:34 Was this cat the one that saved me or?
08:35 Wait.
08:37 I don't remember seeing you here before.
08:39 - Oh no.
08:40 - Oh, you're adorable.
08:42 Oh, that's so neat that I was able to find you here.
08:45 I wanna take you home,
08:48 but I gotta get a boat to get back across the river.
08:53 Okay, let's remember what to do.
08:55 First, I put down one of these.
08:58 Okay, and, oh no.
09:01 I didn't bring my ax.
09:03 How am I gonna get wood?
09:04 - Oh, that's right.
09:05 - This is gonna take a lot longer than I thought.
09:08 - My girl left me some wood, so if I do.
09:12 - I'm gonna be able to do it with my hands,
09:14 but that's really gonna hurt, isn't it?
09:16 I don't wanna get splinters or anything.
09:18 Oh, okay.
09:21 Yeah, this'll work.
09:22 I don't know how I didn't see it there.
09:24 Okay, so just do this.
09:27 - Aw, you're so funny.
09:29 - Oh, I got it.
09:31 I got it.
09:33 All right.
09:34 And we put that right there.
09:37 - Okay.
09:38 - Perfect.
09:39 - Another little kid.
09:40 Perfect.
09:41 I can head back to my--
09:42 (bell ringing)
09:43 - Okay, little one.
09:44 You're gonna come with me,
09:45 and we're gonna have a great time back home.
09:47 - What?
09:48 (shrieking)
09:50 My girl!
09:50 - Don't worry, we're gonna have such a fun time.
09:52 (screaming)
09:54 And here we are.
09:56 Welcome to your brand new lush mansion, little Dolly.
10:00 (cheering)
10:02 You are going to enjoy your time here so much,
10:06 and you're gonna have the best house guests ever.
10:09 Like you're gonna have Rainbow Stallion right here.
10:12 They always like to keep tidy to themselves,
10:15 but they love reading books and playing games.
10:18 And then here's the creeper hunter.
10:22 Yeah, he always loves going out,
10:24 hunting creepers, slaying them,
10:26 just like you did the other day.
10:28 And so he always goes out,
10:30 finds the coolest things there,
10:32 and that's how you're able to afford the--
10:34 Huh?
10:35 - Thanks!
10:36 - You have cool toys. - Thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks.
10:38 - Of course you're home.
10:39 - He's got Walt the Clown,
10:40 I can see him right there. - I can't wait to meet these guys.
10:41 - Yeah, it's true, we can totally see him.
10:43 - Same, let us in!
10:44 - Thanks!
10:46 - Hi guys, what do you want?
10:48 - Hey, you wanna play war?
10:51 - Yeah, war!
10:52 - Woo!
10:53 - Yeah!
10:54 - Woo!
10:55 - Those, whoa!
10:56 - Easy, easy!
10:56 - Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
10:57 - Those darts hurt.
10:59 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry.
11:00 - Anyway, whatcha doing?
11:02 - Nothing, I was just playing my own game here right now.
11:06 - Yeah?
11:06 - You're playing your own game?
11:07 (bells chiming)
11:09 - Wait a minute.
11:10 - What?
11:11 - Were you playing with dolls again?
11:12 - That's a biting doll!
11:14 - No, no, no, no, no, it's not a doll,
11:16 it's an action figure.
11:18 - Yeah!
11:19 - Action figure!
11:20 - Ah!
11:21 - You're doing a lot of action right now.
11:23 - Yeah, not a cool action figure, you know,
11:25 like Rainbow Stallion, but you know.
11:28 - Of course, right, Rainbow Stallion's
11:30 the best action figure.
11:30 - That's a cool action figure.
11:31 - This one, this one is really cool.
11:34 It slew a bunch of creepers and saved me the other day.
11:38 - Slew a bunch? - Really?
11:39 - You have something that can actually get rid
11:41 of creepers and stuff?
11:42 - Well, I mean, she helped me out when they were trying
11:47 to attack me up in a tree the other day, so.
11:50 - Tell me what I'm thinking.
11:51 - I'm thinking what you're thinking.
11:53 Hey, Zane, what's this over here?
11:55 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?
11:58 Let me go!
11:59 - And yoik! - Go, go, go, go!
12:01 - Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
12:04 - We got a new toy!
12:06 - Oh no, where are they taking me now?
12:08 - We can all do all sorts of cool stuff.
12:10 - This isn't good, this isn't good at all.
12:13 Where are we going?
12:16 - Hey, I'm bringing it inside.
12:17 - All right, okay, okay.
12:18 - Hi, Fluffy!
12:19 - Hey, Fluffy! - Who's a good boy?
12:21 Who's a good boy?
12:22 - Big, kind of scary boy, to be honest.
12:24 - Yeah, yeah.
12:25 - Make sure no one gets out there.
12:26 All right, what are you gonna do with this new toy?
12:30 - Oh, you know, it's getting pretty late.
12:32 You know, probably just put it up with the others,
12:35 have a good night's sleep,
12:36 and then we can have so much fun with it tomorrow!
12:38 - Yeah!
12:39 (laughing)
12:40 Oh, we're gonna have a lot of fun.
12:42 Not for you, of course,
12:43 but for everybody else, it's gonna be a good time.
12:45 All right, I gotta go.
12:46 My mom's calling me, I'll see you later.
12:47 - Okay, night!
12:49 Bye, Pearce!
12:50 - Bye!
12:51 - Bye!
12:52 - Who's a good boy, Fluffy?
12:53 Oh, who's hungry?
12:54 Do you want a snack?
12:55 Do you want a snack?
12:56 Oh yeah, let's go get you a snack.
12:58 And you're coming with us.
13:00 - Oh no, what's happening?
13:02 - Yeah, yeah, let's see.
13:03 I'll get you up there.
13:06 All right, you want a snack, boy?
13:07 Who should we get?
13:09 - Oh no!
13:10 - How about this one tonight?
13:12 Here you go, boy.
13:13 Who's a good boy?
13:15 Who's a good boy?
13:16 Who's a good boy?
13:17 All right, enjoy your dinner!
13:19 (laughing)
13:20 - Oh no!
13:21 (laughing)
13:23 - Who's a good boy?
13:24 That's a good boy.
13:26 (laughing)
13:29 - Now I need something to eat.
13:30 - Oh no!
13:31 (laughing)
13:32 - Come on, Fluffy!
13:34 - Oh no!
13:34 (screaming)
13:36 There's other toys here.
13:37 (gasping)
13:39 Oh, hi!
13:39 Um, yeah, I think I know how to fix them.
13:43 I've been working with this.
13:44 Let me see.
13:45 Uh.
13:46 (screaming)
13:48 I can't believe it!
13:50 Hi!
13:51 (sighing)
13:53 Okay.
13:54 Okay, at least you're safe, Mr. Spaceman.
13:57 (squeaking)
13:58 Uh.
13:59 (screaming)
14:00 Zombie man?
14:02 And a robot.
14:03 Wait, is that guy mean?
14:07 Oh no!
14:09 (gurgling)
14:10 Oh no.
14:11 Wait, if we stay here,
14:12 is he just gonna keep pulling us apart?
14:15 Oh no!
14:16 Uh, we gotta get out of here.
14:17 Um, what do we do?
14:19 What do we do?
14:20 Uh.
14:21 Wait, come on, follow me this way.
14:22 If we can go try to get him to sleep,
14:24 maybe we can sneak out.
14:25 Come on, come on, come on.
14:26 This way.
14:27 Shh.
14:28 Oh, I'm all out of candy bars.
14:30 Now what am I gonna have for dinner?
14:32 Oh no.
14:33 (grumbling)
14:35 Shh, follow me.
14:36 Vegetables?
14:37 Ew!
14:38 Shh, follow me this way.
14:39 Maybe, uh.
14:40 Shh, come on, come on, come on, this way.
14:40 I don't know, what do you think, Fluffy?
14:42 Okay, right, we're under the shelf.
14:44 Maybe, uh, those cupboards?
14:45 (gurgling)
14:46 Uh.
14:47 ♪ Go to sleep ♪
14:49 ♪ Go to sleep ♪
14:50 Huh?
14:51 ♪ Go to sleep ♪
14:51 ♪ Go to sleep ♪
14:52 What's that sound, Fluffy?
14:54 ♪ Little mean kid ♪
14:57 ♪ You're the dog's ears ♪
15:02 ♪ Go upstairs and go to sleep ♪
15:06 Oh, Jesus.
15:07 Okay, nevermind, he's asleep.
15:08 Oh, guys.
15:09 (growling)
15:10 Okay, all right, we need a distraction.
15:12 Uh.
15:13 Hey, you.
15:13 You haven't been torn apart yet.
15:14 How about you go and run a distraction?
15:17 Go, go, go, go, go!
15:18 Run!
15:19 (gunshot)
15:20 Oh, oh, okay.
15:21 Dog, don't even get him.
15:22 Okay, uh, uh, okay.
15:24 All right, I need to get up here.
15:25 Hey, can you toss me up?
15:25 (growling)
15:27 Perfect!
15:27 (whistling)
15:28 (whistling)
15:29 Huh, dog bone.
15:30 Okay, I have an idea.
15:32 All right, grab this, and then, puppy!
15:34 (whistling)
15:35 (screaming)
15:36 (whimpering)
15:37 (gunshot)
15:38 It worked!
15:39 Come on, let's get out of here!
15:40 This way!
15:41 - Oh boy, Fluffy.
15:42 (whimpering)
15:43 (gunshot)
15:44 - Come on, come on, come on, let's run, run, run, run!
15:44 - What was that, what was that?
15:45 - Let's go, we can get out of here!
15:47 (whistling)
15:48 (doorbell ringing)
15:48 Oh, here's the playground.
15:50 This is where my girl likes to play.
15:52 Uh, hey.
15:53 (whimpering)
15:53 All right, guys, it was nice to meet you,
15:55 but I gotta get going, okay?
15:57 (whimpering)
15:57 See you later!
15:58 (whimpering)
15:59 Bye!
16:00 (whimpering)
16:01 Where'd my Dolly go?
16:02 (whimpering)
16:03 (doorbell ringing)
16:04 (whimpering)
16:05 (whimpering)
16:06 It's my girl!
16:07 There she is!
16:08 Oh, at long last, I found you!
16:09 - Hey, Dolly!
16:10 - Hello?
16:11 - Hey!
16:12 (whimpering)
16:13 I've been looking all over for you!
16:15 - Oh no, no, no.
16:16 - I was so afraid those boys took you away!
16:18 (sniffing)
16:18 - Oh no, no.
16:19 - This is great, now we can finally get you back home
16:21 where you belong!
16:22 (whimpering)
16:23 - Hey, is that my Dolly?
16:26 - Huh?
16:26 - Oh, you came back!
16:29 Yay!
16:29 (whimpering)
16:30 Yay!
16:31 - Oh, oh, this is--
16:33 - Oh, hi!
16:33 (thudding)
16:34 - Hi!
16:35 This is your Dolly, huh?
16:38 - Yeah!
16:39 Did you find her for me?
16:41 Oh my goodness!
16:42 (thudding)
16:43 (whimpering)
16:43 - Yeah, yeah, she's really cool.
16:47 - Aw, thanks!
16:47 - Yeah, um, would you like to share
16:52 and play with it for a little bit?
16:54 - Oh, sure!
16:55 - Okay, great!
16:56 - I'd be really lonely without her otherwise!
16:59 So I'd love to share her with you.
17:01 - Okay, yeah, let's do it!
17:04 - This is nice.
17:04 (chiming)
17:05 - Oh, she's grown up so much!
17:08 - Here we go!
17:09 Chop this tree.
17:12 Oh, this is so big!
17:13 - This is so easy!
17:15 - Maybe she's learned so--
17:16 (chiming)
17:17 Uh-oh!
17:18 Gotta hide, gotta hide, gotta hide!
17:18 - Um, what's this tree next?
17:21 - Huh?
17:22 - She's so big!
17:24 - Oh, it's so easy now!
17:25 (screaming)
17:26 (chiming)
17:27 - Oh no, the creepers!
17:29 - I'm coming, I'm coming!
17:30 Oh, oh no!
17:31 It's a little girl!
17:32 - Oh no!
17:33 - The creepers!
17:34 - Can somebody help me?
17:35 - Ah!
17:36 Get outta here!
17:37 Get!
17:38 (thudding)
17:39 (grunting)
17:40 (chiming)
17:41 - Uh-oh!
17:41 - Ooh, a doll!
17:42 - Uh, oh, so pretty!
17:45 - Oh, she's so cute!
17:47 - Aw!
17:47 (chiming)
17:48 - Don't worry, I'll take you home!
17:50 - Don't worry!
17:51 - Uh-oh!
17:52 (chiming)
17:53 - Huh?
17:54 Oh!
17:55 - Hello!
17:55 - Um, hey!
17:56 That's my doll!
17:58 - Oh, is it?
17:59 - Yeah!
18:01 May I have her back?
18:03 - Mm, okay.
18:04 - Okay, here we go!
18:06 All right, put you right there.
18:10 - Why did you do that?
18:11 - Huh?
18:11 - Actually, you know what?
18:12 After all these years, she's made me really happy!
18:15 But if she can give you lots of courage
18:18 for you to do your best, then, well, you can have her!
18:21 - Really?
18:22 - Yeah, really!
18:23 - That's good, girl!
18:24 - Thank you so much for everything you've done for me!
18:27 But it's time for you to move on
18:29 and make someone else very happy!
18:31 - Oh, you're welcome!
18:33 (chiming)
18:34 - Huh?
18:35 You, you just--
18:36 (thudding)
18:37 No, that's silly!
18:38 It has to be my imagination!
18:40 All right, here you go!
18:42 You can have her!
18:42 - Thank you, miss!
18:44 Come on, Dolly!
18:45 Let's go play!
18:46 - Bye, Dolly!
18:47 - Bye-bye!
18:48 - Bye!
18:49 - Bye!
18:50 - I hope you get along with Dog!
18:51 (giggling)
18:52 (chiming)