Bottoms, a refreshingly unique raunchy comedy, focuses on two girls, PJ and Josie, who start a fight club as a way to lose their virginities to cheerleaders. Their bizarre plan works. The fight club gains traction and soon the most popular girls in school are beating each other up in the name of self-defense. But PJ and Josie find themselves in over their heads and in need of a way out before their plan is exposed.
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00:00 (silence)
00:02 (phone ringing)
00:07 - Could the ugly, untalented gays
00:09 please report to the principal's office?
00:11 - Guess that's you guys.
00:13 (upbeat music)
00:14 - Tonight is our night.
00:15 - We're not gonna be sexy little high schoolers forever.
00:17 - You can say hi to Isabel.
00:18 - I'm Josie, by the way.
00:19 Good evening.
00:20 - I'm gonna talk to Brittany.
00:22 - I am loving the holes in your pants.
00:24 - You look like a little Dutch boy.
00:27 - Thank you.
00:27 ♪ Mirror, mirror on the wall ♪
00:29 - I'm gonna expel you both for committing a crime
00:32 against Jeff.
00:33 - Get out of the car.
00:34 - You can't tell me what to do.
00:35 - Get out of the freaking car.
00:36 (tires screeching)
00:39 - We were just practicing for a self-defense club.
00:43 - So like a fight club?
00:45 - Yes.
00:45 - What's your plan here?
00:47 - Jeff is psychotic and they're picking
00:49 on the weak and defenseless.
00:51 - So?
00:52 - We teach a bunch of girls how to defend themselves.
00:53 They are grateful to us.
00:55 - Adrenaline is flowing.
00:56 Next thing you know,
00:57 Isabel and Brittany are kissing us on the mouth.
00:59 - We were wondering if you wanted to be
01:02 our women's club advisor.
01:04 - I'll sign off on your period club.
01:07 - Amazing.
01:08 - What?
01:09 (upbeat music)
01:11 - Welcome to our fight club.
01:12 - Josie is gonna start by showing you all
01:14 how to throw a solid punch.
01:15 (thudding)
01:16 (grunting)
01:19 ♪ So I'm here to take that crown ♪
01:20 ♪ Make a move and ♪
01:21 - Punching each other makes girls weirdly horny.
01:24 - I want that trophy.
01:26 ♪ Coming up ♪
01:28 ♪ Coming up ♪
01:30 - To have a safe space like this,
01:31 it means a lot to people.
01:32 - I'm gonna finally reverse stalk my stalker.
01:35 - Yeah.
01:36 - I'll be able to kill my stepdad.
01:38 - Awesome. - Okay.
01:39 (upbeat music)
01:40 - It seems so supportive of women,
01:42 especially the hot ones.
01:43 Man-made therapy.
01:44 ♪ Coming up ♪
01:46 - Are you cheating on me?
01:48 - One time with your sister,
01:50 just once, three, four times.
01:52 No, I would never cheat on you again.
01:54 - We're getting revenge.
01:55 ♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
01:58 - We are literally at the bottom.
02:00 We have nowhere to go but up.
02:01 - Your club is over.
02:05 - They deserve a shot at showing everybody what they learned.
02:09 - I really value when people use violence for me.
02:12 It's actually one of my love languages.
02:14 (dramatic music)
02:15 ♪ I want that, I want that, I want that ♪
02:18 ♪ I want that trophy ♪
02:20 - Man, I knew women were evil.
02:21 [MUSIC PLAYING]