Twenty years after his teenage crush on a football-mad schoolgirl, Gregory is back at his old school, teaching English. | dG1fZlZUOHRCNHZic2s
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00:07 You mean to tell me in all these years you have never had one single wee erotic thought about me?
00:12 Not one.
00:14 Poor old Mr. Underwood.
00:15 How's it with you lot? Sex, sex, sex!
00:18 He's got a couple of problems.
00:20 Sorry I'm late.
00:21 That's all I can face, that's all.
00:22 The first problem...
00:23 Oh!
00:24 ...is a big problem.
00:27 Because it's not really a problem at all.
00:30 Oh God.
00:31 It's nobody.
00:32 It's wasn't nobody, it's my dad.
00:33 And everyone else...
00:34 Who's this?
00:35 My English teacher.
00:36 ...thinks it is a problem.
00:38 Big trouble. Read this and eat it.
00:40 And of course...
00:41 Sit down Greg. You know everyone except Detective Constable Zorici and Gorry.
00:45 Well that means it really is a problem.
00:47 I take it that Francis has told you about Badger.
00:51 The Badgers.
00:55 The Badger. Of course they need for secrecy.
00:57 There are people out there who would like to get their hands on a Badger.
01:01 Am I talking too much?
01:04 Now the thing about the second problem...
01:07 Well, it isn't even his problem.
01:09 Open that door and talk to me like a man.
01:11 Not that that makes it any less of a problem.
01:13 You do want me don't you? You do, just admit it.
01:17 No.
01:18 Oh, and in case he didn't have enough problems...
01:21 Mr. Underwood. Do you not remember?
01:23 5B.
01:24 Janis McGowan! My God!
01:26 It's Jan now.
01:28 From Bill Forsythe...
01:30 Last time I saw you, you were in your school uniform.
01:33 Still got that.
01:34 The director of Gregory's Girl...
01:36 Are you still wearing that?
01:37 No, just for fun now. On special request.
01:41 But with stockings. Don't like tight.
01:44 ...comes a new comedy.
01:46 Belle, it's me. I need your car. I can't explain, but I need your car.
01:52 You can have it for a shag.
01:55 Gregory's Two Girls
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