Love Island Best Seri Full Movie - Episode 63
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00:00:00 I am to get started.
00:00:02 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:00:04 I'm curious, Miss Winters.
00:00:22 Did you volunteer for this case?
00:00:25 It's more of a convenience, really.
00:00:27 I had another case involving a French surgeon here.
00:00:30 There is another reason.
00:00:39 I recently had a divorce, and I thought a change of scenery
00:00:42 might be rather nice.
00:00:45 Well, I hope it resolves quickly.
00:00:50 Dadey promised to take me trout fishing in California.
00:00:54 Other than his propensity to gamble,
00:00:57 are there any other aberrations Mr. McDadey might have?
00:01:01 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:01:04 By the time you leave here, you'll either love Dadey
00:01:14 or you'll hate him.
00:01:17 And you can count on that.
00:01:19 [LAUGHS]
00:01:21 Have you seen my big fish?
00:01:28 Oh, yes.
00:01:32 [GASPS]
00:01:35 [ENGINE RUMBLING]
00:01:39 Wait here.
00:01:51 I'll be right back.
00:01:52 OK.
00:01:53 [FOOTSTEPS]
00:01:56 Excuse me.
00:02:16 Sir?
00:02:22 [THUD]
00:02:23 I'm looking for Thaddeus McDadey.
00:02:26 I'm Jill Winters from the Limebrook
00:02:28 Limited Insurance Company.
00:02:29 Come on on board.
00:02:36 I'll get it for you.
00:02:49 Your lordship, uh, excuse me.
00:02:52 Maggie Thatcher's here from the insurance company.
00:02:55 Huh?
00:02:56 Huh?
00:02:57 Come on in.
00:02:58 Nice to meet you.
00:03:09 We had a little party.
00:03:11 I don't know what Mr. Pinkrose was thinking
00:03:13 when he hired this jerk.
00:03:15 [LAUGHS]
00:03:16 [FOOTSTEPS]
00:03:18 [THUD]
00:03:20 [THUD]
00:03:21 [FOOTSTEPS]
00:03:23 [GASPS]
00:03:24 [GASPS]
00:03:25 [SCOFFS]
00:03:26 Hold on just a minute.
00:03:29 This is outrageous.
00:03:30 I told the cabbie to wait.
00:03:32 Well--
00:03:33 [COUGHS]
00:03:33 Oh.
00:03:34 Welcome to New Orleans, darling.
00:03:36 Pay a cabbie here, he's gone with the wind.
00:03:40 I didn't pay him.
00:03:42 That's all right.
00:03:43 I'll go get a beer, and we'll bring the car around.
00:03:46 [RAIN FALLING]
00:03:49 Whoa.
00:03:52 Welcome to the Big Easy.
00:03:54 Perfect.
00:03:55 I love this town.
00:03:58 Hey, what's the hurry, Brit?
00:04:01 God, haven't you ever been in rain before?
00:04:04 Woo, New Orleans rain.
00:04:07 Yeehaw.
00:04:08 [THUD]
00:04:09 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:04:13 [SIREN]
00:04:17 I cannot believe they haven't called us back.
00:04:20 Why do we have to depend on the sleazy guys in Chicago?
00:04:24 There's no way I can move these things on my own.
00:04:27 I need them, they need me.
00:04:29 Besides, it's worth cutting them in if it
00:04:33 means we get to walk away free.
00:04:34 Mm-hm.
00:04:36 [KISS]
00:04:39 [PHONE RINGING]
00:04:41 Oh.
00:04:42 Say hello.
00:04:43 No.
00:04:45 What?
00:04:46 What?
00:04:46 What's wrong, DeMario?
00:04:49 Look, it's too much for you guys in Chicago.
00:04:50 Maybe I should call New York.
00:04:52 Yeah, OK, all right.
00:04:58 That's better.
00:05:01 I'll expect your guy next week.
00:05:03 Yeah, bye.
00:05:05 Oh, perfect.
00:05:08 I paid my dues the hard way, Franco.
00:05:11 In blood.
00:05:12 [LAUGHS]
00:05:14 [ENGINE RUMBLING]
00:05:18 Must we drive in this heap?
00:05:21 Well, it's Saturday night.
00:05:23 Need another hour before a cab showed up.
00:05:26 Besides, I don't have any wheels.
00:05:28 You're a private detective, and you don't own a motor vehicle.
00:05:32 Well, I sort of got repossessed.
00:05:39 I don't believe this.
00:05:40 Must you do that?
00:05:53 What else can you do with tequila?
00:05:54 [LAUGHS]
00:05:59 Mr. McDahee, I am terribly sorry,
00:06:01 but I am used to working with sober, professional people.
00:06:05 I'll arrange to have you replaced in the morning.
00:06:07 No can do, baby.
00:06:09 That pompous bastard you work for affects me a contract.
00:06:12 [LAUGHS]
00:06:14 Pompous?
00:06:15 Mr. Pinkrose is one of our top executives.
00:06:17 Whatever.
00:06:22 Half a world away from home, no friends, no relatives.
00:06:28 Teamed up with a drunken Irish-American.
00:06:31 What next?
00:06:32 [GUNSHOT]
00:06:34 [RUMBLING]
00:06:38 Flat tire.
00:06:43 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:06:46 Well, at least it stopped raining.
00:06:49 Hey, what do you think my chances are?
00:06:56 Excellent.
00:06:57 She can't keep her hands off me.
00:06:58 [LAUGHS]
00:07:01 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:07:05 Yes, Jill Winters checking in.
00:07:11 Yes, Miss Winters.
00:07:16 I'll require a bellboy.
00:07:23 Sorry, miss, they're all occupied.
00:07:28 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:07:32 I'll get your bags.
00:07:36 You must be beat, Miss Winters.
00:07:52 Mind if I call you Jill?
00:07:54 Yes, I do mind.
00:07:55 And no, I'm not tired.
00:07:56 I'm still on London time.
00:07:58 [LAUGHS]
00:07:59 I need a drink.
00:08:00 Hey, I'll join you.
00:08:03 Like hell you will.
00:08:04 Call it intuition or what, but I've
00:08:10 got this feeling you and I are really going to hit it off.
00:08:14 You get the same vibes?
00:08:16 You collect me a 10 AM shop and a decent vehicle.
00:08:18 [GUNSHOT]
00:08:22 Oh.
00:08:24 Way to go, Dai.
00:08:27 Maybe she's not quite ready yet.
00:08:28 Yes, I'd like to make a call to London.
00:08:39 [RADIO STATIC]
00:08:42 Miss Winters from New Orleans on line one.
00:08:45 Put her through.
00:08:47 Mr. Pinkrose, he is so ill-mannered.
00:08:49 He's like something that crawled out from under a rock
00:08:50 in Belfast.
00:08:52 We can't sack him.
00:08:53 The contract is binding.
00:08:56 Besides, we're facing a more serious problem.
00:08:58 Proof of ownership requires confirmation
00:09:00 by two certified gemologists.
00:09:02 But, sir, we complied.
00:09:03 Mr. Gabosi is Cartier's chief gemologist.
00:09:05 He and Mr. Lyman both worked up the diamonds.
00:09:08 I'm well aware of that, Miss Winters.
00:09:10 But Gabosi had a stroke.
00:09:13 He's in a coma and is not expected to live.
00:09:16 Oh, my god.
00:09:17 That means if we recover the diamonds, we can't claim them.
00:09:19 Robert?
00:09:25 Yes, sir?
00:09:27 Book me a flight to New Orleans.
00:09:29 I'm afraid our Miss Winters may need some help.
00:09:33 Well, Romeo, did you enhance your sex life last night?
00:09:50 Screw you, buddy.
00:09:51 [sighs]
00:09:56 She's too classy for you, baby.
00:09:59 It'll snow in hell before you get in that chick's pants.
00:10:01 100 bucks says I'll have her before she leaves town.
00:10:06 Oh, yeah?
00:10:08 You're on, pal.
00:10:11 I feel like hammered dog shit, man.
00:10:14 You look like it, too, baby.
00:10:16 [laughs]
00:10:18 [music playing]
00:10:22 Thank you.
00:10:37 [music playing]
00:10:41 [music playing]
00:10:44 Bonjour, mon cher.
00:11:10 Dave?
00:11:11 My god, the man is gorgeous.
00:11:18 We're going to the boondocks.
00:11:26 Shouldn't you wear something more casual?
00:11:28 I'll survive.
00:11:28 Thank you for the flowers, by the way.
00:11:33 That was most thoughtful.
00:11:35 I'm glad you like them.
00:11:38 Well, I've always been a pushover for gifts.
00:11:41 [music playing]
00:11:51 [music playing]
00:11:55 [music playing]
00:11:58 [music playing]
00:12:02 [music playing]
00:12:06 [music playing]
00:12:09 [music playing]
00:12:21 [music playing]
00:12:25 [music playing]
00:12:28 [music playing]
00:12:57 The police report confirmed traces
00:12:59 of an inflammable agent with Hesley.
00:13:01 That took a real genius.
00:13:02 I can still smell it.
00:13:04 Let's check out what's behind us.
00:13:05 [music playing]
00:13:09 [horn honking]
00:13:13 [horn honking]
00:13:21 Looks like something went down here.
00:13:34 I think I'll check it out.
00:13:35 [music playing]
00:13:39 [music playing]
00:13:42 [music playing]
00:13:45 Hmm.
00:13:46 What is it?
00:13:55 It's evidence.
00:13:57 I'm coming down.
00:13:59 I wouldn't do that in those hills.
00:14:00 That gravel's mighty.
00:14:01 [tires screeching]
00:14:02 [music playing]
00:14:05 Slick.
00:14:07 Is that an old European custom?
00:14:10 Showing your panties?
00:14:11 Best get out of there.
00:14:16 I'm quite comfortable, thank you.
00:14:20 Suit yourself.
00:14:21 Tall areas infested with snakes.
00:14:22 [music playing]
00:14:26 [music playing]
00:14:30 Rain screwed up any chances for Prince.
00:14:37 Well, it didn't belong to the chauffeur.
00:14:39 His name was Louis Pinshot.
00:14:41 FD could be our suspect.
00:14:43 Thought it crossed my mind.
00:14:44 That's true.
00:14:48 I'd say our killer smokes and has long black hair.
00:14:52 Natural hair has scales.
00:14:53 This is smooth.
00:14:55 Maybe from a wig.
00:14:57 Who knows?
00:14:58 Maybe our suspect pees with the toilet seat down.
00:15:02 Is that your way of implying that the perpetrator
00:15:04 might be female?
00:15:04 Please, Dahey, try to be a little more professional.
00:15:11 Although I must admit, in an hour
00:15:13 you've already gotten more than the police have.
00:15:15 Or they admit to having.
00:15:17 Yes.
00:15:18 Well, I have something to tell you.
00:15:23 Shall we have some coffee?
00:15:24 Coffee?
00:15:26 Are you telling me if we find those diamonds
00:15:28 and this jerk Bogoski--
00:15:29 Gabosi.
00:15:30 Whatever.
00:15:32 If the guy croaks and we find the diamonds,
00:15:33 it's not worth anything?
00:15:35 Mr. Pinkrose is researching the matter.
00:15:38 We'll discuss it when he gets here.
00:15:39 You lie me twit.
00:15:41 The only reason A-Baron and I took this job
00:15:42 was for the 15% finder's fee.
00:15:45 Mr. Dahey, we offered to pay you by the hour.
00:15:49 You opted for the contingency plan.
00:15:51 And we didn't hire Herbert.
00:15:54 Bullshit.
00:15:55 A-Baron and I go back to Vietnam.
00:15:57 We're a team.
00:16:00 Whatever.
00:16:03 I don't care if Herbert is meeting us there.
00:16:05 We are not going bar hopping.
00:16:06 We have work to do.
00:16:07 Back off, lady.
00:16:09 You think information will come to us by Pony Express?
00:16:13 Leeds have found where the action is.
00:16:15 Ballparks, bars, pool halls, strip joints, cat houses.
00:16:20 Cat houses?
00:16:21 You know.
00:16:23 Boy meets girl, boy loves girl, boy pays girl.
00:16:27 Boy visits clinic.
00:16:28 What kind of people do you associate with?
00:16:31 You name it.
00:16:32 Professionals, lawyers, bums, derelicts,
00:16:37 stuffy, tight-ass broads from Great Britain.
00:16:41 [music playing]
00:16:45 So, Spence, what's the deal with this John P. Show character?
00:16:55 We can't find him anywhere.
00:16:57 Bus crash last week.
00:16:59 Killed outright.
00:17:01 So much for John P. Shop.
00:17:03 Now what?
00:17:04 Do you like Mexican food?
00:17:06 We have a special tonight.
00:17:08 Oh, no.
00:17:09 Not for me.
00:17:10 I have a sensitive stomach.
00:17:12 Hey, you just punched for the time change.
00:17:15 You need a drink.
00:17:16 How about tequila rocks?
00:17:17 I've never had tequila before.
00:17:23 Is it any good?
00:17:24 It's wonderful.
00:17:25 Trust me, you'll love it.
00:17:28 What's it made from?
00:17:29 Cactus.
00:17:31 It's good for you, actually.
00:17:33 Make it tequila shooters.
00:17:35 Great choice.
00:17:38 [music playing]
00:18:01 Mm-hmm.
00:18:03 Your turn, Britt.
00:18:04 I don't know.
00:18:09 Oh, well, when in New Orleans.
00:18:15 [coughing]
00:18:23 Must have gone down the wrong pipe.
00:18:25 Better try another one, Spence.
00:18:27 Set us up again.
00:18:29 [music playing]
00:18:32 Keep 'em coming.
00:18:40 Keep 'em coming.
00:18:41 Keep 'em coming.
00:18:46 [coughing]
00:18:52 He's ill.
00:18:54 He has a fever.
00:18:56 So tell me about Vietnam and the nurse.
00:19:04 The nurse?
00:19:05 Oh, Nurse Nancy with a tattoo?
00:19:07 OK, catch you later.
00:19:13 [laughing]
00:19:15 Oh, I broke my nail.
00:19:20 You nailed it.
00:19:22 [laughing]
00:19:24 Oh, you did a number on her.
00:19:27 [laughing]
00:19:28 I need some money.
00:19:31 My expensive account is not unlimited.
00:19:34 There's no money in there.
00:19:40 Let me take a look.
00:19:41 Hey, let's whip it back.
00:19:48 [laughing]
00:19:51 Isn't that great?
00:19:54 Where are we going?
00:19:55 [laughing]
00:19:57 That's a hell of a deal.
00:20:02 You're not such a bad guy, Danny.
00:20:05 You're not so bad either, Brett.
00:20:08 I don't think I like you.
00:20:10 Oh, I really like you, Ma.
00:20:13 Yeah.
00:20:15 Can I move my heel?
00:20:19 Women and booze, they don't go together.
00:20:22 Did I tell you about my ex-husband?
00:20:25 About 10 times, six years of--
00:20:27 Six years of boredom.
00:20:30 Right.
00:20:31 How dare you get romantic with me?
00:20:34 God, oh, shit.
00:20:36 Women.
00:20:37 Oh, sex.
00:20:38 Oh.
00:20:45 Wow.
00:20:46 You're a heavy drunk.
00:20:49 Let's see.
00:20:51 Let me check that.
00:20:53 Hmm.
00:20:57 Thigh, solid 10.
00:21:05 Mm-hmm.
00:21:10 Tush, 10 plus.
00:21:13 [music playing]
00:21:15 Here you go, sweetheart.
00:21:28 [chatter]
00:21:30 Name's Dahey.
00:21:48 Boudreaux sent me.
00:21:50 You gotta speak up, my hearing's bad.
00:21:52 Name's Dahey.
00:21:53 Boudreaux sent me.
00:21:54 [music playing]
00:21:57 [music playing]
00:21:59 [music playing]
00:22:27 Oh, my god.
00:22:29 [music playing]
00:22:31 [sneezes]
00:22:56 You recognize this guy?
00:22:57 Yeah.
00:23:03 Yeah, I did some time with him in the joint.
00:23:07 Are you positive it's him?
00:23:10 Yeah.
00:23:13 Why didn't you tell the arresting officer?
00:23:14 I don't trust cops.
00:23:19 I'm gonna tell my PO officer when he gets here.
00:23:23 You gotta help me out, Dahey.
00:23:25 I need something.
00:23:27 You help me, and I help you, OK?
00:23:30 [applause]
00:23:56 Sergeant Gersey will be with you shortly.
00:23:59 Thank you.
00:24:00 [phone ringing]
00:24:08 Hello?
00:24:12 You slime, how dare you?
00:24:18 I hope you used a condom.
00:24:21 I don't use them.
00:24:22 I'm allergic to rubber products.
00:24:25 Incidentally, performance is highly commendable.
00:24:28 It was though you hadn't been laid in years.
00:24:30 Someday I am going to kill you.
00:24:32 You are a rotten--
00:24:33 [gagging]
00:24:34 Calm down.
00:24:35 Easy.
00:24:36 Easy.
00:24:38 That's better.
00:24:39 Now then, Ortiz saw two guys barbecue linemen at Pichot.
00:24:45 And not only that, he knows one of the suspects.
00:24:49 Franco Dumas, as in FD.
00:24:53 Are you going to tell Sergeant Gersey?
00:24:55 Found out he's on the juice.
00:24:57 What?
00:24:58 Yeah, he's a crooked cop.
00:25:00 But I'm gonna check him out anyway.
00:25:02 Well, did you talk to Trini?
00:25:04 No, he's up to his hips in some extortion case.
00:25:07 If I find out I'm pregnant.
00:25:10 Come on now, you aren't pregnant.
00:25:12 Excuse me?
00:25:13 Right, you are.
00:25:15 But in the unlikely event that you are--
00:25:19 so, do you like to name Jefferson Davis for a boy?
00:25:22 [gagging]
00:25:23 [door slams]
00:25:24 What do you want, D?
00:25:43 I'm busy.
00:25:44 I'm here about the linemen affair.
00:25:46 Yeah, well, we didn't discover the crime scene
00:25:48 until two days after linemen disappeared.
00:25:51 It made matters even worse because of the severe rains,
00:25:53 it became very difficult to collect any evidence.
00:25:56 What about witnesses at the airport?
00:25:57 There weren't any witnesses.
00:25:59 Christ, what about the kidnapping of the chauffeur?
00:26:01 Hey, look, Dahey, if you got any pertinent information,
00:26:04 quit tap dancing with me.
00:26:06 Spill it.
00:26:07 Do you even give a damn, Gersey?
00:26:10 Like I said, I'm busy.
00:26:20 [door slams]
00:26:21 Be seated, Mr. Ortiz.
00:26:26 Could you please speak up?
00:26:30 My hearing's not so good.
00:26:31 Thank you, sister.
00:26:32 An insurance company contacted the church
00:26:38 regarding a substantial reward.
00:26:42 Well, hello, sister.
00:26:44 [chuckles]
00:26:49 Tina, you tender thing,
00:26:50 bring us cup bowls of menudo and some cerveza.
00:26:54 My friend here has the Irish flu.
00:26:57 What is menudo?
00:26:59 A Mexican or Cajun penicillin.
00:27:02 I mean, what's in it, meat, rice, what?
00:27:05 It's kind of a fish.
00:27:07 You know, Jews rely on matzo ball soup,
00:27:09 and Mexicans and Cajuns rely on menudo.
00:27:12 I'm not wild about seafood.
00:27:16 Well, it doesn't taste fishy.
00:27:18 The priest puts it through some kind of ritual or something.
00:27:21 What ritual?
00:27:23 Well, he blesses it,
00:27:25 sprinkles salt on it,
00:27:27 waves his weenie over it.
00:27:29 Hell, woman, it's too deep for me to understand.
00:27:32 Directions on an aspirin bottle
00:27:33 are probably too hard for you to understand.
00:27:36 Well, that may be true, but it'll cure your hangover.
00:27:39 You can make a book on that.
00:27:41 Make a book?
00:27:43 Right, I heard about your penchant for gambling.
00:27:47 [clatter]
00:27:49 Thank you.
00:27:54 I'd better check on Trini
00:28:01 and see if he can spring Ortiz so we can get a deposition.
00:28:04 Maybe if you showed some spirit of cooperation with Sergeant Gursey,
00:28:08 he might become our ally.
00:28:10 I have a gut feeling
00:28:12 that if Gursey knew that Ortiz, Salama, and Pinchot get fried,
00:28:16 he'd be screwed.
00:28:18 Good, huh?
00:28:27 They're offering for information regarding...
00:28:34 the diamond messenger.
00:28:42 Who was murdered?
00:28:45 [groaning]
00:28:47 What the hell did you do to that poor man?
00:29:00 I have to leave.
00:29:02 What for, Sister Giselle?
00:29:04 Forget my face,
00:29:08 or I will rip your balls off and feed them to my dog.
00:29:12 [coughing]
00:29:14 [groaning]
00:29:30 Last night when you couldn't keep your mouth shut,
00:29:35 I got the distinct impression your bed's been in dry dockamite long, Spell.
00:29:39 My sex life is not your concern.
00:29:42 Show a little compassion, Dahey.
00:29:45 With all those bloody drinks last night and the time change,
00:29:49 it's all been terribly humiliating.
00:29:52 Hey, man, Ortiz just bought the farm.
00:29:56 Thank you for the menudo, Tina.
00:30:00 It did wonders, and it was quite tasty, too.
00:30:03 I never touch the stuff myself.
00:30:05 Beans, it's made with cow intestines.
00:30:09 [music playing]
00:30:11 Is it the original?
00:30:37 Yeah, that's the original.
00:30:39 Who was he visiting?
00:30:42 Some dope addict friend of his.
00:30:44 The guy got released from prison a couple of weeks ago.
00:30:47 In the past that Shelby has,
00:30:49 is there an example of Giselle's writing?
00:30:52 Of course.
00:30:54 What?
00:30:56 That's it, then?
00:30:58 Hey, look, Bechtel, we've been over this before.
00:31:01 I got the brass right in my ass real hard over the Lyman affair.
00:31:05 I'll do it, darling.
00:31:07 Of course you will.
00:31:10 Get out of here.
00:31:15 Close the door on your way out.
00:31:32 Franco, I want you to find Shelby and get that jail pass.
00:31:36 If he gives you any trouble, you know what to do.
00:31:40 What about Mourier?
00:31:42 I heard he was on vacation for two weeks.
00:31:45 Maybe he should take a permanent vacation.
00:31:50 You're a naughty, naughty girl.
00:31:57 Yes.
00:32:00 [engine starts]
00:32:25 This is where that homicide occurred.
00:32:27 Right there.
00:32:29 No witnesses on visiting day?
00:32:34 This place must have been full of people.
00:32:38 Who was on duty?
00:32:40 There was a new man on duty.
00:32:42 Hell, the guy must have issued 40 passes in that hour alone.
00:32:45 Detective Gerstle, was there someone at this cubicle?
00:32:48 That person must have seen the suspect.
00:32:50 Ma'am, I'm afraid in all the confusion
00:32:52 that the paperwork was lost.
00:32:55 Fuck it. Let's get out of here.
00:32:58 [laughing]
00:33:16 Ooh!
00:33:18 Oh, hey.
00:33:20 Come on, darling.
00:33:23 [laughing]
00:33:25 Oh, don't stop.
00:33:27 [laughing]
00:33:29 [laughing]
00:33:32 [laughing]
00:33:35 [laughing]
00:33:38 [laughing]
00:33:43 [laughing]
00:33:51 [laughing]
00:33:53 [laughing]
00:33:56 [laughing]
00:34:00 Oh, baby.
00:34:02 [laughing]
00:34:04 Oh.
00:34:07 Shelby.
00:34:09 Shit.
00:34:11 He only paid for one.
00:34:13 [laughing]
00:34:15 Ah, here it is.
00:34:17 Leon Shelby, born March 9, 1953.
00:34:22 [laughing]
00:34:24 This guy's a real clown.
00:34:26 He goes around with his big neck brace on.
00:34:29 Claims he got hurt in some department store accident.
00:34:32 Which one?
00:34:34 Which one what?
00:34:35 Which store.
00:34:37 Oh, uh, let me see.
00:34:39 Uh, newbies in, uh, Metairie.
00:34:44 Newbies?
00:34:47 [laughing]
00:34:49 Did Mr. Shelby say which angle the tattoo was on?
00:34:53 Excuse me, do I know you?
00:34:56 [laughing]
00:34:58 She's all right.
00:35:00 Uh, left.
00:35:02 Left.
00:35:03 I wish I could tell you kids more,
00:35:05 but when Gersey got to the scene,
00:35:07 he kicked everybody else out.
00:35:09 So what is Gersey's story?
00:35:11 It's connected.
00:35:13 Look, cowboy, uh,
00:35:16 there's an unwritten law, you know?
00:35:19 I mean, if you can't see anything good
00:35:21 about a fellow officer, you don't see anything at all.
00:35:24 Aw, come on, Moyet.
00:35:26 We go back years.
00:35:28 That rule doesn't apply to us.
00:35:30 I got no proof.
00:35:32 But?
00:35:34 But...
00:35:36 Gersey's changed.
00:35:38 I mean, he used to be a straight shooter,
00:35:40 but now he's got new clothes, pocketful of money,
00:35:43 new car, new friends.
00:35:45 I--
00:35:47 but not the type you bring home to Mom,
00:35:49 if you get my drift.
00:35:51 Thanks, Pat.
00:35:53 Yeah.
00:35:55 We'll need to talk to you again.
00:35:57 You better make it soon. I'm going on vacation.
00:36:00 Oh, hey.
00:36:02 You didn't hear nothing from me.
00:36:05 Mom's a word.
00:36:08 Mom's a word.
00:36:10 Where's the jail pass?
00:36:25 Where's the fucking jail pass?
00:36:27 I-- I--
00:36:29 What?
00:36:31 I forced it down the crapper.
00:36:33 If that jail pass ever shows up,
00:36:35 it's gonna be your death warrant.
00:36:37 I forced it down the crapper.
00:36:39 Shut the fuck up!
00:36:41 Shit.
00:36:47 Hey, where's the phone around here?
00:36:57 [phone ringing]
00:36:59 Lindy, yeah?
00:37:17 So, did you miss me, Lindy?
00:37:19 Yeah, like a bad case of herpes.
00:37:21 What do you want, a day, another fucking loan?
00:37:23 Talk about a low blow.
00:37:25 You forgot about the time I saved your ass
00:37:27 in that bank shootout on Vermont.
00:37:29 Yeah, well, I shot the bastard first.
00:37:32 In the foot, lordass.
00:37:35 I'm the guy who blew the asshole's brains out.
00:37:38 Some of us work, dahey. Get to the point.
00:37:41 Does the name "leon shelby" mean anything to you?
00:37:44 Yeah, sure the hell does.
00:37:47 Really?
00:37:50 How much money?
00:37:54 [keys clacking]
00:37:56 I'm sorry. Am I interrupting something here?
00:38:05 Shelby's got some attorney
00:38:12 to file a bullshit lawsuit
00:38:14 against newbie's department store.
00:38:16 So?
00:38:18 So, newbie's attorneys have put up 10 grand
00:38:20 to find him dirty.
00:38:22 And how does this concern us?
00:38:24 Well, shelby's claiming he's so disabled
00:38:27 that he can barely walk.
00:38:29 So we need to twist.
00:38:31 So all we have to do is get him on video.
00:38:40 Like what?
00:38:42 I don't know. Running, jumping, flying,
00:38:44 screwing a goat, whatever.
00:38:46 Once we get him, then he'll testify
00:38:48 against the nun who iced our teas.
00:38:50 - On video? - Exactly.
00:38:52 Have you no ethics?
00:38:54 Well, it's the american way.
00:38:56 You hit him in the pocketbook.
00:38:58 Do all private detectives in america
00:39:01 conduct themselves in this manner?
00:39:03 No, but the ones who don't end up
00:39:05 selling vacuum cleaners do.
00:39:07 I see.
00:39:09 So, when I played patty cake on your butt,
00:39:13 did that rub your engine out?
00:39:15 Certainly not.
00:39:17 I'll bet.
00:39:20 So I loved.
00:39:22 Hey, brother.
00:39:33 You know you're gonna hate me
00:39:35 for standing you up like this,
00:39:37 but sheila's pissed about me going fishing
00:39:39 instead of being with her and the kids.
00:39:41 Can't do it, man.
00:39:43 She says it's either you or her
00:39:45 and says you ain't such a good lady.
00:39:47 My old lady wins again.
00:39:49 See you at work next week.
00:39:51 You'll know me.
00:39:53 I'll be the one in the pussy, too.
00:39:55 [doorbell rings]
00:39:57 [doorbell rings]
00:39:59 [doorbell rings]
00:40:27 Don't be alarmed, officer morrier.
00:40:29 You must know me.
00:40:31 I'm a true friend to the men on your force,
00:40:34 the finest in the city.
00:40:36 I know who you are.
00:40:38 You're joe bumpfuck.
00:40:40 Huh?
00:40:42 Big fancy boats, big fancy cars.
00:40:45 You'd do anything to put a good cop on the take.
00:40:49 I don't take shit from shit-eaters.
00:40:53 You get only one chance,
00:40:55 officer.
00:40:57 It will be your first and your last chance.
00:41:01 Actually, it's an honor to be part of our group.
00:41:05 You see, some of new orleans' finest
00:41:08 are among our team players.
00:41:10 Oh, believe me when I say
00:41:13 it will change your life.
00:41:15 [chuckles]
00:41:17 Or should I say,
00:41:19 without us, you won't have a life.
00:41:23 [laughs]
00:41:25 [laughs]
00:41:27 I wouldn't go with you
00:41:29 if you were the last person on the planet.
00:41:32 Nobody buys me.
00:41:34 Wait a minute.
00:41:36 Listen to me.
00:41:38 You are the nobody.
00:41:41 I understand you've been talking to internal affairs
00:41:45 about a colleague of mine, detective gersey.
00:41:49 Yeah.
00:41:50 Ratting on a fellow cop.
00:41:53 It's betrayal.
00:41:55 One day, you will need backup.
00:41:59 No one will show up.
00:42:02 Are you man enough
00:42:08 to handle yourself on the streets
00:42:12 alone?
00:42:14 Yeah, well...
00:42:17 I'm man enough to take care of this piece of shit.
00:42:21 We're agreed, then?
00:42:33 Agreed.
00:42:34 Mr. mcdahee, this is dr. dufeu.
00:42:37 Howdy, doc.
00:42:38 Pleasure meeting you.
00:42:40 Boudreaux call. I'm out of here.
00:42:42 We've concluded our business.
00:42:44 Your wife's expecting me.
00:42:46 Pleasure.
00:42:48 You're wearing that?
00:42:50 No telling where we might end up.
00:42:52 Please, dahee, it's only a stakeout.
00:42:55 What?
00:42:57 There's his car.
00:43:01 The only place to hide is in the dumpster.
00:43:11 Can you drive?
00:43:13 Good. You can take the car back.
00:43:15 No way, mister.
00:43:16 I've been instructed not to let you out of my sight.
00:43:20 [footsteps]
00:43:22 [hissing]
00:43:34 [hissing continues]
00:43:36 [gunshot]
00:43:55 [footsteps]
00:43:57 [grunting]
00:44:10 [car door slams]
00:44:12 [car door slams]
00:44:14 [car driving away]
00:44:16 [car driving away]
00:44:19 [music playing]
00:44:21 [music playing]
00:44:23 [crunching]
00:44:49 [grunting]
00:44:51 Lovers.
00:45:00 Lovely.
00:45:18 [car door slams]
00:45:20 They're copulating in public.
00:45:23 A lot of that going around these days.
00:45:25 Right?
00:45:34 Don't be silly.
00:45:36 What are you doing?
00:45:46 [groans]
00:45:48 You filthy swine.
00:45:51 I hate to waste good food.
00:45:59 You're a pig.
00:46:04 Your mother raised you in a trough.
00:46:07 [gasps]
00:46:15 [crying]
00:46:17 I just brought this from the boat.
00:46:24 You made me ill for nothing.
00:46:29 Sometimes I have trouble reading you, Jill.
00:46:36 Like now.
00:46:38 Are you hitting on me?
00:46:40 [sighs]
00:46:42 [burps]
00:46:47 Sorry.
00:46:51 Shit!
00:46:56 Oh, man. [laughs]
00:46:58 Hold on here.
00:47:00 What is it?
00:47:02 Well, uh-oh.
00:47:04 Here we go.
00:47:06 Get it off. What is it?
00:47:08 Let's see if safe sex is alive and well in New Orleans.
00:47:11 [groans]
00:47:13 [screams]
00:47:15 You bloody bastard!
00:47:17 You're revolting!
00:47:19 Get away from me, pig!
00:47:22 [laughing]
00:47:25 [laughing]
00:47:27 Oh, shit.
00:47:48 Come on, Shelby.
00:47:52 Change a tire like a good boy.
00:47:54 You're whacking like a boss.
00:47:56 [laughs]
00:47:58 Glory be.
00:48:20 A blessed miracle.
00:48:22 The man is healed.
00:48:24 [laughs]
00:48:26 There's something else.
00:48:28 You just blew Shelby's case right out of the water.
00:48:31 [laughing]
00:48:33 To Britain.
00:48:46 Long live the king.
00:48:48 I'm not a Jehi, but in your case, it's a thought that counts.
00:48:51 You'd better leave.
00:48:59 You're making a terrible mistake.
00:49:01 Nonsense, besides, it's late.
00:49:03 You'll come around, Brett.
00:49:09 It's just a matter of time.
00:49:11 Don't hold your breath.
00:49:14 [laughing]
00:49:16 He's a slob, he's ill-mannered, and he's crude.
00:49:32 Forget him, Winters.
00:49:34 Oh, who the bloody hell am I kidding?
00:49:40 [music playing]
00:49:42 Hey.
00:49:58 You're gonna love this shit, man.
00:50:00 I got the recipe from an old cat down at the French Quarter.
00:50:03 Just gonna leave it here.
00:50:05 Here.
00:50:07 What the hell is that?
00:50:09 What's this?
00:50:11 That's good.
00:50:16 By the way, Boudreau said that Franco was from Miami.
00:50:22 Well, that explains why no one around here's heard of him.
00:50:26 This shit needs salt.
00:50:31 It's right in front of you. Is your arm broke?
00:50:35 [salt spraying]
00:50:37 So that's all you got for 40 bucks?
00:50:46 No, he said he's all so tight with some crooked cop.
00:50:50 Got a name?
00:50:52 Boudreau's checking it out.
00:50:54 I got a feeling I know who it is.
00:50:58 Yeah?
00:51:01 You're right. This shit does need salt.
00:51:04 [music playing]
00:51:06 Are you gonna do me or what?
00:51:27 I got a client in 30 minutes.
00:51:29 Oh, shut up, you dumb bitch.
00:51:32 Maple leaf at 10 o'clock, and don't forget the jail pass.
00:51:36 Listen, Shelby, you'll get the original tape if you cooperate.
00:51:39 Otherwise, it goes to newbie's lawyers.
00:51:41 Hey, smartass, just who the hell do you think you are?
00:51:44 Listen, you little weasel, if you don't play ball,
00:51:46 you can kiss your bullshit lawsuit goodbye.
00:51:49 [gun cocks]
00:51:51 Damn.
00:51:53 [gun cocks]
00:51:57 So what do you have for me?
00:51:59 My informant tells me the guy's name is Davey.
00:52:02 Davey?
00:52:04 That's right, D-E-G-H-Y, Davey.
00:52:06 And to make matters worse, he's working with a federal agent.
00:52:09 Now, look, I'm gonna get an address. I'm doing the best I can.
00:52:12 But it ain't good enough, is it? Hmm?
00:52:15 Listen, thanks to you, Shelby and that jail pass both disappeared.
00:52:20 You have both been paid for, Gersey, you slimy parasite.
00:52:24 -Why don't you shut up? -Get lost!
00:52:27 Hey!
00:52:29 Don't you ever touch me.
00:52:34 There's nothing worse than a bad cop.
00:52:39 [gunshot]
00:52:41 [music playing]
00:52:44 [bells ringing]
00:52:46 What's with the choker, Shelby? You have relapse?
00:53:05 I'll give you $2,000 for that video, and that's all I got.
00:53:08 Don't mess with me, Shelby.
00:53:10 Give me that bloody Sister Ice pick, give me that jail pass, and I'll give you the tape.
00:53:15 Well, she ain't a nun, 'cause she's got a name tattooed on her ankle, Giselle.
00:53:19 -Which ankle? -Right. I mean, left.
00:53:22 All right, bugger, now give us the bloody jail pass.
00:53:25 -Bugger? -I know, Davey. You're rubbing off on me.
00:53:29 Hand it over, Shelby.
00:53:38 Give me that tape.
00:53:40 Fucking worm.
00:53:46 [music playing]
00:53:48 [fighting]
00:54:16 [fighting]
00:54:18 [fighting]
00:54:46 [fighting]
00:54:48 This is great.
00:55:00 This is great, isn't it?
00:55:06 I love this place.
00:55:09 [fighting]
00:55:11 Whoo! I haven't had this much fun since the riots in Griffith Park in '87.
00:55:24 Please, God, don't let me die in this horrible place.
00:55:27 I don't think I've done anything to deserve this.
00:55:29 No. It was time I clubbed that gay Nazi biker at the Chili Cook-off in Ball Heights.
00:55:34 And to think that I left my husband because he was boring.
00:55:37 -This is great. -You're punishing me, aren't you, God?
00:55:39 Great! And you know what's great after something like this?
00:55:42 Cold beer.
00:55:46 And... sex.
00:55:49 You're sick. You belong in an institution.
00:55:53 Well, sex is still good.
00:55:58 [music playing]
00:56:00 [music playing]
00:56:02 Well, that lighter is a very common brand.
00:56:13 There's probably a million of them this side of the Mississippi.
00:56:16 That's fine. How about a tattooed lady?
00:56:19 Which is, uh... Gazelle DeMont.
00:56:23 Now, she was born in, uh, Louisiana.
00:56:27 She lived in the French Quarter for ten years.
00:56:29 She served ten months in the slammer for a felony assault.
00:56:32 They released her in May.
00:56:34 That sounds like the one. Is she still in the streets?
00:56:37 Yeah. As a matter of fact, uh, according to her parole paper application,
00:56:42 she's got a job lined up with a local businessman by the name of Joseph Bechtel.
00:56:48 Great, Trini. For a guy who doesn't party, you're all right by me.
00:56:51 Thanks a lot, bud.
00:56:53 Got a lead.
00:56:55 Fantastic. You have an address?
00:56:57 I do. We could pay Mr. Bechtel a visit, but first...
00:57:00 Not so fast, Dahey.
00:57:03 Look, I find you most attractive, but it won't work.
00:57:09 Why?
00:57:11 Our lifestyles, our values, they just aren't compatible.
00:57:16 And then there's your gambling problem.
00:57:18 Hell, woman, gambling's no different from playing the stock market.
00:57:22 Really? What about your little escapade in Vietnam with Nurse Nancy?
00:57:27 Nurse Nancy?
00:57:37 Yeah.
00:57:39 Gentlemen don't place wages that involve the seduction of women.
00:57:44 Oh, for Christ's sakes, woman, it happened in a war zone.
00:57:47 People in combat get a little wacko.
00:57:51 Okay.
00:57:53 See, Jim was a diehard Republican.
00:57:56 He thought Nixon walked on water. Well, I felt Nixon was an asshole.
00:58:00 So he put up a case of scotch, and I was broke at the time.
00:58:04 You're always broke.
00:58:06 That's true.
00:58:08 Anyway, when I got back from patrol, he was in the shower with Nurse Nancy.
00:58:12 So what's the big deal?
00:58:14 Aren't you forgetting something?
00:58:17 The political slogan you agreed to have tattooed on your bum?
00:58:21 Well, did you or didn't you?
00:58:28 You know, it's been so many years, I can't remember.
00:58:33 Don't be a smartass. Did you get the tattoo or not?
00:58:37 Look, I'm easy. Find out for yourself.
00:58:44 [water running]
00:58:47 [music]
00:58:53 [music]
00:58:56 May I help you?
00:59:15 Just browsing, thank you.
00:59:19 [music]
00:59:22 Can I see that one?
00:59:25 Please?
00:59:27 You carry diamonds?
00:59:44 No.
00:59:47 I'll take it. Pay the lady.
00:59:50 I'm Canadian, so I'll need a receipt for customs.
00:59:58 What a horrible person.
01:00:10 I couldn't see any tattoo, but that has to be Giselle de Mont.
01:00:13 Probably right. She wasn't the least bit interested in selling anything.
01:00:17 I'd say the store's the front.
01:00:19 Well, their entire inventory consists of costume jewelry and tourist junk, yet they have a D&G box.
01:00:24 Run that by me again?
01:00:26 You're kidding. Danzig and Glickman?
01:00:29 The best safe money can buy, they're all but impossible to breach.
01:00:33 My experience is robbery-homicide. I know little about safes.
01:00:38 It shows.
01:00:40 I know those stones are in that safe. I can feel it.
01:00:43 You willing to give odds on that?
01:00:45 You and your gambling.
01:00:47 By the way, sport, the $75 you spent on that ring all but exhausted my expense account.
01:00:52 Do you know why I bought that ring?
01:00:54 Of course. You wanted a sample of a handwriting to compare against the jail pass.
01:00:58 I never worked robbery-homicide, but I'm not stupid.
01:01:01 Well, you're not a brain surgeon, either.
01:01:07 (Suspenseful music playing)
01:01:10 I want that jail pass, Shelby.
01:01:23 Otherwise, this will be your permanent home.
01:01:27 I swear to God, I flushed it down the toilet. Honest!
01:01:30 Do you believe this guy?
01:01:33 (Chuckling)
01:01:35 I'm dying.
01:01:37 No.
01:01:43 (Grunting)
01:01:45 Betrayal.
01:01:52 Okay, okay, I gave it to Dahey.
01:01:54 You know your problem? You've got an active imagination.
01:02:01 (Grunting)
01:02:03 Come on, Dahey.
01:02:20 You know it's the store's policy never to divulge any details of its customers' purchases.
01:02:24 Damn it, Billy. All I want to know is if Bechtel bought more than one sandwich.
01:02:29 If she bought more than one safe, that should be worth...
01:02:32 Let's say 40 bucks.
01:02:34 Oh, jeez, Dahey. 40 bucks. Thanks a lot.
01:02:38 For 40 bucks, I could get fired if my boss finds out.
01:02:42 Change in plans, wimp.
01:02:45 Not only are you going to help us, but you'll do it for a mere $20.
01:02:49 I wouldn't mess with the lady, Billy boy. I've seen her when she drinks.
01:02:52 She gets bloody fucking mean.
01:02:54 Did I say bloody?
01:02:56 Now, you're certain Mr. Bechtel didn't purchase another safe?
01:03:00 Yeah.
01:03:03 Your plan is idiotic.
01:03:05 We're not even certain the diamonds are in the blasted safe.
01:03:08 Besides, it would be tantamount to stealing.
01:03:10 No, they're already stolen. We'd be like rescuing them.
01:03:15 No way. Besides, it could cost me my career, let alone get me arrested.
01:03:19 Relax. I've got it covered.
01:03:21 But I am going to need your help, Hebert.
01:03:25 I don't know, man.
01:03:27 I'm working on the fish finder. You find somebody else.
01:03:30 Well, your cover's simple.
01:03:32 All you have to do is say the property owner hired you to service the plants.
01:03:35 But I don't know who the owner is. Suppose somebody asked me his name.
01:03:39 Well, his name's Robert Mondavi.
01:03:42 Robert Mondavi?
01:03:44 You sure?
01:03:46 Mm-hmm.
01:03:49 [ Slurping ]
01:03:51 Sounds good. How the hell should I know what the owner's name is?
01:03:57 Excuse me.
01:04:03 Hey, hey!
01:04:11 Uh, I'm filling in for the regular gardener.
01:04:15 He's sick. Got the plants back there.
01:04:18 Go ahead.
01:04:20 Thank you.
01:04:22 You T. Bo? Oui.
01:04:35 Dahey. Called about the man that bought the wig and the mustache.
01:04:38 Ah, oui, oui.
01:04:41 [ Whispering ]
01:04:43 He bought this type of wig. Marie saw him.
01:04:55 Oui.
01:04:57 Marie? Oui.
01:04:59 [ Humming ]
01:05:07 What am I doing here?
01:05:09 Dahey, you son of a bitch.
01:05:11 You look like junior samples in drag.
01:05:14 Get back in there.
01:05:16 Now, let's--
01:05:19 We can just get out of here.
01:05:22 Whoa, whoa, before that bitch jams me through the fucking brain with an ice pick.
01:05:26 [ Whistles ]
01:05:28 You know anything about the man that bought the wig and the mustache?
01:05:31 [ Speaking French ]
01:05:33 Ah, merci, merci.
01:05:36 What?
01:05:38 Well, he had a gold tooth.
01:05:40 You know, Franco, I'm getting tired of Gursky.
01:05:52 He's lost a lot of his influence.
01:05:56 I hate to fuck and lose him too, boss,
01:05:58 but isn't it important to us that he carries a badge?
01:06:01 You're missing the point, pusshead.
01:06:04 None of the other cops-- trust him--
01:06:06 they all clam up when the son of a bitch is around.
01:06:09 Well, I guess we might have to arrange a little...
01:06:14 accident.
01:06:16 What do you think, darling?
01:06:22 She's insatiable.
01:06:27 [ Chuckles ]
01:06:29 [ Piano playing ]
01:06:32 [ Beeping ]
01:06:57 [ Beeping Continues ]
01:07:00 Hey, bear.
01:07:12 Oh, you little sweetheart, you.
01:07:22 20 right,
01:07:24 31 left.
01:07:27 [ Piano playing ]
01:07:30 [ Piano playing ]
01:07:33 [ Piano playing ]
01:07:36 [ Piano playing ]
01:07:40 [ Piano playing ]
01:08:08 [ Piano playing ]
01:08:11 Well, sir, how was your flight?
01:08:19 It was predictable, just like it was.
01:08:22 Man, I'm drying a camel's ass in the Sahara.
01:08:26 [ Chuckles ]
01:08:28 Mr. Pinkrose, this is Mr. Dahey.
01:08:31 Howdy.
01:08:35 [ Sighs ]
01:08:37 My God.
01:08:47 Where did you find these?
01:08:49 In a room under a plant.
01:08:52 [ Sighs ]
01:08:56 Hurry up and check 'em out, Pinky.
01:09:01 Those cool little suckers are worth 1.2 mil to me.
01:09:04 The name is Pinkrose.
01:09:06 Whatever.
01:09:08 [ Music ]
01:09:12 [ Chanting ]
01:09:22 Hey, baby.
01:09:28 [ Chanting ]
01:09:31 [ Chuckles ]
01:09:36 [ Humming ]
01:09:39 [ Telephone ringing ]
01:09:43 [ Humming ]
01:09:45 [ Telephone ringing ]
01:09:47 [ Humming ]
01:09:49 [ Telephone ringing ]
01:09:51 Yeah, hello? Hello?
01:09:54 It's 10 o'clock, Bechtel.
01:09:56 You know where your diamonds are?
01:09:59 Who is this?
01:10:01 Well, I do, asshole.
01:10:03 My lottery numbers are 72031.
01:10:06 Who is this?
01:10:08 Calm down. Don't be so emotional.
01:10:10 It's not like you owned 'em in the first place.
01:10:13 Just fuck off.
01:10:15 Poor bastard loses a fortune in diamonds.
01:10:24 You can't even reward him to the police.
01:10:27 So what's the good word, Pinky?
01:10:37 It's Pinkrose.
01:10:39 Whatever.
01:10:41 These appear to be the diamonds.
01:10:45 Pity your efforts were in vain.
01:10:47 What the hell are you talking about?
01:10:49 Hasn't he been informed?
01:10:51 I'm sorry, Dahey. I meant to tell you.
01:10:54 Mr. Gabosi died.
01:10:56 It's highly unlikely we'll be able to claim the gems.
01:10:59 What?
01:11:01 You pompous-ass British bastard.
01:11:03 I busted my balls finding those diamonds for nothing.
01:11:06 That's enough.
01:11:08 Shit!
01:11:11 I'll kill him. I'll kill this son of a bitch.
01:11:15 Look, possession's nine-tenths of the law.
01:11:18 If we have the diamonds, why can't I fly to L.A.
01:11:21 and just give them to the owner?
01:11:23 Listen, Dahey.
01:11:25 British law is very complicated in international matters.
01:11:29 As British subjects, Mr. Pinkrose and I aren't permitted to...
01:11:33 Forget it.
01:11:35 In simple terms, Mr. Dahey,
01:11:38 we are unable to prove legal ownership.
01:11:41 Therefore, British law prohibits us.
01:11:44 Screw British law!
01:11:46 Can't you get it through your fat head?
01:11:49 If you're caught with the diamonds, you'll be incarcerated.
01:11:53 Well, I must push off.
01:11:55 I'm terribly sorry, sir.
01:12:05 This whole thing has been a nightmare.
01:12:08 I'll be at my hotel.
01:12:10 That man is dangerous.
01:12:14 You owe Mr. Pinkrose an apology.
01:12:17 Fine.
01:12:23 What if Bechtel cops out that he stole the diamonds?
01:12:26 Then it proves he doesn't own them, right?
01:12:28 You're wasting my time.
01:12:30 Well, if the cops found the diamonds on me, they couldn't bust me.
01:12:34 Your mind is warped. They would still confiscate them.
01:12:38 But if no legal owner is determined, then there is no victim.
01:12:42 And without a victim, there is no crime.
01:12:45 Meaning you couldn't be prosecuted.
01:12:48 Precisely.
01:12:50 Therefore, I have nothing to lose.
01:12:52 Think about it.
01:12:54 You'll come around, Brett.
01:13:11 Amy and I are going fishing.
01:13:13 Now, I want you to take good care of that prisoner I sent you.
01:13:16 But I do expect a favor in return.
01:13:19 I still hate you.
01:13:20 I'll call you when we get back.
01:13:22 Don't lie to me.
01:13:24 And deceive the woman I'm practically engaged to?
01:13:26 Never. Just relax. Maybe I'll catch a big menudo.
01:13:30 You're up to something, aren't you?
01:13:32 Gotta go, Brett. Ciao.
01:13:34 Don't hang up on me, Dehi.
01:13:37 [gun cocks]
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01:14:49 Bonjour, Joe.
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01:14:55 What?
01:15:05 This little item proves your girl killed Ortiz.
01:15:07 Bullshit, it does!
01:15:09 I don't think I like you.
01:15:12 You wanna fess up before I blow your fucking head off?
01:15:17 [grunts]
01:15:19 You stole it.
01:15:21 Hey.
01:15:23 We stole them.
01:15:26 We stole the diamonds, okay?
01:15:28 All right already? Put the fucking gun down.
01:15:31 All right, what do you want? Come on, all right!
01:15:34 Shut up.
01:15:36 Anything else you wanna ask this asshole?
01:15:38 [sighs]
01:15:46 Shoot him.
01:15:48 Come on. Shoot him.
01:15:50 Come on. [laughs]
01:15:52 Say goodnight, Bechtel.
01:15:54 Hey, come on.
01:15:56 Don't be fucking crazy.
01:15:58 Missed by a...
01:16:00 Try again. There's good enough time.
01:16:02 Get out of here. Come on.
01:16:04 Goodnight, Bechtel.
01:16:06 [laughs]
01:16:08 See ya, Joe.
01:16:10 [grunts]
01:16:14 You bastards!
01:16:16 Get out of here.
01:16:28 Hey!
01:16:32 [laughs]
01:16:34 Yeehaw!
01:16:36 Yeehaw!
01:16:40 [grunts]
01:16:42 [indistinct chatter]
01:16:44 Picture's done.
01:17:09 Come on. Move it, bitch.
01:17:11 Let's go.
01:17:17 I'll see you again, Mr. Dave.
01:17:36 Remember?
01:17:38 [laughs]
01:17:40 If I could trouble you
01:17:46 for the diamonds and the jail pass.
01:17:49 Hmm?
01:17:51 Let him go.
01:17:53 Excuse me?
01:17:55 Let him down, and I'll tell you.
01:17:58 Oh, you're gonna tell me.
01:18:02 Well, there seems to be a little confusion
01:18:05 as to who's in charge here.
01:18:07 It's not you, Mr. Dahey!
01:18:10 Is it me, or is it you?
01:18:19 You're a bit of a sissy, aren't you?
01:18:21 A Nancy boy. Hmm?
01:18:23 Got nice long hair, Mr. Dahey.
01:18:27 It's prettier than my mother's.
01:18:30 Where are those diamonds? Hmm?
01:18:35 Where are they?
01:18:37 I mailed them to the FBI.
01:18:39 [laughs]
01:18:41 You what? You mailed them to the FBI?
01:18:44 Oh, you're a comedian.
01:18:46 Hold it there, Davey.
01:18:59 Hold it there.
01:19:03 Hold it there.
01:19:05 Where are we?
01:19:11 We're in the basement, and Herbert stayed upstairs.
01:19:14 [gasps]
01:19:16 Relax. It's harmless. It's only a corn snake.
01:19:19 Are they poisonous?
01:19:21 No, but they're hungry as hell.
01:19:23 They bite like a mule.
01:19:25 Well, go kill it.
01:19:27 Wait. I've got an idea.
01:19:29 You got any string?
01:19:31 Just give me some. Do you have any string?
01:19:34 Whatever.
01:19:36 What will this do?
01:19:40 Dental floss?
01:19:42 I don't like things in my teeth.
01:19:45 Way to go, Brad. This is perfect.
01:19:48 Hold me, Davey.
01:19:52 [breathing heavily]
01:19:54 We were only trying to take advantage of the situation.
01:20:06 I don't care about you, so don't touch me.
01:20:12 Way to go, Davey.
01:20:16 Always attracted to the wrong women.
01:20:19 Jeez.
01:20:21 I'm pushing 40, and I'm still a bachelor.
01:20:24 It's not you, Jill.
01:20:26 You're great.
01:20:28 I'm just a screw-up.
01:20:31 [sighs]
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01:21:34 [breathing heavily]
01:21:36 Let's get out of here.
01:21:38 [groans]
01:21:40 Are you okay in there?
01:21:42 Yeah. Are you okay, buddy?
01:21:44 No, no, I'm not okay.
01:21:46 Does it look like I'm okay?
01:21:48 What, do you dip my own hand sometimes?
01:21:50 I'm gonna kill your ass, Davey.
01:21:52 You get me into the scrub all the time.
01:21:54 You wanna tie my hand? I'm gonna kill you.
01:21:56 Shut up, bean bear. Where is everybody?
01:22:08 No, you shut up.
01:22:10 Gersey took Bechtel and Giselle to the airport.
01:22:12 I'm gonna tie you down. I'm gonna tie you.
01:22:14 All right, all right, all right.
01:22:16 I'm tying my hand, Davey.
01:22:18 Get in there.
01:22:20 Go, go, go.
01:22:22 Go, go, go.
01:22:34 You okay, baby?
01:22:36 No, I'm not all right.
01:22:38 Calm down now. I'll untie you when you calm down.
01:22:40 [tires screeching]
01:22:42 You're on the wrong side of the road, you twit.
01:22:44 All right!
01:22:46 He got somebody over at Davey.
01:22:58 Shit.
01:23:00 It's that damn crooked cop.
01:23:02 Can't you drive?
01:23:08 [tires screeching]
01:23:10 Faster. Come on, faster.
01:23:16 All right, leave me alone.
01:23:18 You're like two old women, for God's sake.
01:23:20 [tires screeching]
01:23:22 [tires screeching]
01:23:34 [tires screeching]
01:23:36 Hey, we got Bechtel, Gersey, and the girl.
01:24:02 Yeah.
01:24:04 I mean, can you imagine?
01:24:06 They were hiring a flight, a charter flight, to Costa Rica.
01:24:10 I mean, they were this close to giving us the slip.
01:24:12 You've done a fine job.
01:24:14 What about charges?
01:24:16 Oh, man, we got a slew of them.
01:24:18 Murder one, a cop.
01:24:20 Bribery. I mean, we got them on the diamond theft thing.
01:24:22 The list is endless.
01:24:24 But there is one small problem.
01:24:27 They're stonewalling us on, uh,
01:24:29 where the diamonds are hidden.
01:24:31 Hmm.
01:24:33 Imagine that.
01:24:39 Look, man,
01:24:41 if you got the diamonds, you're dead meat.
01:24:43 Now, I'm telling you,
01:24:45 Franco and his boys are still out there on the loose.
01:24:47 And besides me breathing down your neck,
01:24:49 you're playing hardball with some goons, man,
01:24:52 that if they think you got the rocks,
01:24:54 they will kill you.
01:24:56 Now, I'm telling you,
01:24:58 these guys will take their mothers apart for $8 million.
01:25:01 Hey, Trini, how far do we go back?
01:25:04 Now, if I had $8 million in stones,
01:25:07 would I be sitting here bullshitting with you?
01:25:09 Really, Trini, your people have looked everywhere,
01:25:11 and so have I, for that matter.
01:25:13 It'll ruin my career if I don't recover those stones.
01:25:16 Hmm. Well, listen,
01:25:18 I got a meeting with the chief. I got to go.
01:25:20 Listen, why don't you guys wait here?
01:25:22 I'll be back in about 10 minutes.
01:25:24 He'll have some, uh, information on those, uh, bench warrants.
01:25:27 All right. We'll talk about fishing, Trini.
01:25:29 Hey, now we're talking. Yeah. All right.
01:25:31 Mr. Pinkrose will probably recall me to London
01:25:40 to resume my duties.
01:25:42 They can terminate me if I don't bring in the diamonds.
01:25:45 Dahey, you know where they are.
01:25:49 Well, if I did know where the diamonds were
01:25:53 and turned them over to the authorities,
01:25:55 they'd be tied up in litigation for 10 years.
01:25:58 Then what would I get for my time in troubles?
01:26:02 Maybe a few hundred bucks?
01:26:04 But on the other hand, if I sold the diamonds,
01:26:10 imagine how much money I'd have.
01:26:12 Then we could go fishing.
01:26:14 I don't fish.
01:26:16 Well, we could go to my cabin in Mammoth.
01:26:18 I could do a little P.I. work on the side.
01:26:20 A. Bear could do the cooking. It'd be great.
01:26:23 Well, I imagine they won't recall me immediately.
01:26:28 And I do have some holiday time available.
01:26:33 If we were to go fishing, would you bait my hook?
01:26:39 I really hate worms.
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01:26:45 The postman came. It's from Herbert.
01:26:55 -It must be your fishing rod. -Hell of a deal.
01:26:59 [chuckles]
01:27:01 Well, like I said before, I didn't have the diamonds.
01:27:20 But thanks to good old U.S. Postal Service and A. Bear...
01:27:25 [clinking]
01:27:27 [chuckles]
01:27:33 [sighs]
01:27:35 You are rotten.
01:27:37 You know, I was just thinking, now that I'm rich,
01:27:40 what would you do if I were to dump you?
01:27:43 I would track you down in a manhunt.
01:27:49 I would take the diamonds
01:27:52 and your family jewels,
01:27:55 including your royal scepter.
01:27:58 [chuckles]
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01:28:26 [screams]
01:28:46 Where is he?
01:28:48 What do you want?
01:28:50 Diamonds. Like you didn't even know.
01:28:53 [sobs]
01:28:55 -Vektel's got them. -I don't think so.
01:28:58 -Day he snatched them, where is he? -I don't know.
01:29:00 You're lying!
01:29:02 [gunshots]
01:29:22 [sobs]
01:29:24 Drop the gun.
01:29:31 I said drop it.
01:29:33 [sobs]
01:29:34 Let her go.
01:29:36 Fuck you.
01:29:39 Give me the diamonds or I'll kill her.
01:29:42 [sobs]
01:29:47 [sobs]
01:29:49 [screams]
01:29:57 [gunshots]
01:29:59 Are you okay?
01:30:03 I could have died for these.
01:30:06 I would never hurt you.
01:30:09 I love you, Jill.
01:30:15 [sighs]
01:30:17 You know what would be really good right about now?
01:30:23 A cold beer and, you know, sex.
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