Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | 4th August 2023
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00:00 "O' my conscience, O' my conscience."
00:02 Assalamu Alaikum, viewers. I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching 'O' My Conscience'.
00:06 Friends, if Allah has given us life, then it is a blessing.
00:09 But in this, we have to decide which pain we have to endure.
00:15 You must be surprised at the fact that I am saying this,
00:17 that which pain we have to endure.
00:19 It means that pain is inevitable.
00:24 Hard work is inevitable.
00:25 Now, the pain you have to endure, you will either regret it or work hard for it.
00:31 A person works hard for 10 years in sports for his one minute performance.
00:37 A person works hard to solve a problem for a day's bread.
00:42 A person works hard for 8 hours to sleep peacefully for 6 hours at night.
00:47 One pain in life will definitely make you realise
00:51 that if I hadn't endured this pain, I wouldn't have been able to get this award.
00:56 You have to decide which pain you want.
00:59 You regret it at your old age or work hard in your youth.
01:02 Let's start today's show with this message.
01:04 Today, we will take you to the police station and meet SHO Asim.
01:09 Assalamu Alaikum. - Walaikum Assalam, sir.
01:13 It's very crowded today.
01:14 And why should it be crowded when two criminals are standing here?
01:17 Mr. Asim, have you ever met him outside the police station?
01:21 Okay.
01:22 Oh, shameless man! I am asking you to invite him for dinner or coffee.
01:28 I will definitely invite him.
01:31 When he blushes, it looks like he has a cold.
01:34 Sir, he is a girl. Please serve him some tea.
01:38 God forbid, we don't have any bad intentions.
01:41 Our daughters.. - Yes.
01:42 They say, it's a good thing to see someone smile.
01:45 Sir, I have been on duty for so long, but you never smiled at me.
01:49 Who is looking at him carefully?
01:51 Look at him.
01:52 Look at his attire. It looks like he has just got down from a flight.
01:55 Do you know who he is? - Who?
01:58 He is a big dacoit and a snatcher.
02:01 Sir, he is a very dangerous criminal.
02:03 He has spread the news in the entire area.
02:06 He has troubled everyone.
02:08 What did he trouble?
02:09 He is a social person.
02:12 He is a human being.
02:13 Come out, brother.
02:14 Sir, how can I call him a criminal? - Come out.
02:16 He is calling you a sir.
02:19 What?
02:20 What is his name?
02:21 Mr. Shaukat, come out.
02:24 You look so handsome.
02:26 You look like a film star.
02:29 Enough, sir. - Sit here.
02:30 Not down.
02:32 Come, let's sit here.
02:34 Mr. Shaukat, sit.
02:36 Relax.
02:37 What will you have?
02:39 I will order chickpeas.
02:40 No, Shaukat. I like eating chickpeas.
02:42 Order eggs.
02:44 Order a button for Mr. Shaukat.
02:47 Order a bottle of milk, roti or soda.
02:49 Why mutton?
02:50 Mr. Shaukat is here.
02:51 He said not to keep mutton.
02:53 He said he is standing in the police station.
02:55 What will he say about me?
02:57 Mr. Shaukat, we are sitting here.
03:00 Yes.
03:01 How can he do all this?
03:03 I don't understand.
03:04 He is a prankster. - He is a prankster.
03:06 Okay.
03:07 Order mutton or chickpeas.
03:10 Order whatever you want.
03:13 And Mr. Munasir, he is not working.
03:15 He is a prankster.
03:18 Earlier, he used to hit people.
03:20 Now, he is a prankster.
03:24 He should be punished.
03:27 He is a prankster.
03:28 He can see from a distance.
03:32 Mr. Shaukat, what is your main crime?
03:34 He likes jewellery.
03:36 He runs and dances.
03:38 What is the use of this?
03:41 He can steal money.
03:43 He can steal gold.
03:46 He can steal it.
03:48 Mr. Shaukat, he is a prankster.
03:51 He is a prankster.
03:53 He is a prankster.
03:55 He is a prankster.
03:57 What is the biggest crime he has committed?
04:00 He is a prankster.
04:02 Yes.
04:03 He was asking for dowry.
04:05 He lost his purse.
04:06 You did the right thing.
04:08 You made dowry for your brother.
04:10 Yes.
04:11 I am so excited.
04:14 How much money was in his purse?
04:17 It was a very strange thing.
04:20 It happens.
04:21 He was wearing jewellery in a bag.
04:25 How much jewellery?
04:27 I don't remember.
04:29 I think it was 1.5 kgs of gold.
04:31 I have a question.
04:34 Tell me.
04:34 Do you remember where this place was?
04:39 It was under the bridge.
04:41 It was on the 21st.
04:43 I will give you an appeal.
04:45 Give it to me.
04:45 On the 21st.
04:46 It was around 9.30 or 9.30 at night.
04:51 Yes, I am sure.
04:53 I am sure.
04:54 He was married to your brother.
04:55 Yes.
04:57 He was my brother.
04:58 He was a very rich man.
05:01 You should be blamed for being so stupid.
05:03 Mr. Shaukat, what would you like to drink?
05:07 Coffee or coffee?
05:08 I don't drink coffee.
05:09 Drink it. It is good.
05:10 Wait. I will have it with bread.
05:13 Tell me an interesting incident.
05:18 How many brothers did you have?
05:20 Just one.
05:21 Just one?
05:22 I had 16 brothers.
05:23 I used to rob old banks with them.
05:26 Oh, my God!
05:28 I told you.
05:30 16 brothers.
05:32 Shaukat, you have a lot of guts.
05:34 16 brothers were robbed at 1.42.
05:38 No.
05:38 Your brother reached at 12.
05:41 He locked the bank.
05:42 Is it?
05:43 He reached at 12.
05:44 He locked the bank.
05:46 How much money did you have?
05:48 I looted the entire bank.
05:52 Yes.
05:52 I had 1.5 crore rupees.
05:53 1.5 crore rupees.
05:55 How much did you loot?
05:57 1.5 crore rupees.
05:58 Did you ever get robbed during the robbery?
06:03 Why are you shouting in front of me?
06:05 Some people have died.
06:06 Yes.
06:07 What?
06:08 I had robbed 2-3 people.
06:11 I don't want to kill people.
06:12 But I feel helpless.
06:14 You are after your life.
06:15 Yes.
06:16 I understand everything.
06:18 I want to tell you the truth.
06:20 I am not lying.
06:21 They are dead.
06:22 Tell me the truth.
06:23 Why did you kill them?
06:25 What is the problem?
06:26 Why are you helpless?
06:27 If you ask me,
06:29 then the story starts from a small car.
06:34 Where is the car?
06:36 Don't ask. I won't let you go.
06:38 Mr. Shaukat, if you want to tell a story,
06:41 you can tell it with your eyes closed.
06:43 What do you want to see in Mr. Shaukat's eyes?
06:47 I want to know how emotional he is.
06:49 He is very emotional.
06:53 Mr. Shaukat, tell us your story.
06:58 If you want to hear my story,
07:01 every morning a mother used to get her son ready
07:06 and send him to school.
07:08 Oh.
07:09 She used to sit in front of him.
07:11 Then?
07:11 The son would come, study and become a doctor.
07:14 Yes.
07:15 One day the child went to school and didn't come back.
07:18 Oh.
07:20 I am the only child.
07:22 Mr. Asim.
07:25 No, Asim. You are my friend now.
07:28 Yes.
07:29 You are so smart.
07:30 Yes.
07:31 Chobu, come.
07:33 Give my friend a hug.
07:34 Mr. Shaukat.
07:36 Yes.
07:37 We have understood your story.
07:39 Get up.
07:40 Yes.
07:41 Get up, Chobu.
07:42 One minute. One minute.
07:44 Come. Look there.
07:46 Yes.
07:46 Oh.
07:48 It hurts.
07:50 What?
07:50 It hurts.
07:51 Didn't you get hurt when you saved the baby?
07:52 Oh.
07:54 Put him inside.
07:55 Put him inside.
07:56 The one who was shot in front of the bank
07:58 they are saying, 'Long live the Jihad.'
08:01 Don't hit me.
08:03 Don't hit me. You sit.
08:05 Yes.
08:06 Come on.
08:07 Asim.
08:08 Asim.
08:09 Where is the mutton?
08:10 I will get the plate and serve it.
08:12 He is a chopper.
08:15 Give me the salad.
08:17 Hey.
08:17 Oh.
08:18 Get two plates.
08:20 Yes.
08:21 I will get you a chair.
08:24 Come on.
08:25 Come on.
08:26 Did you see?
08:27 A new way of talking.
08:28 This is the best.
08:30 Only our boss can do this.
08:31 The difference in this interrogation is
08:33 that he cannot refuse this in the court.
08:36 Yes.
08:37 He has done it under coercion.
08:38 He didn't force him.
08:39 He didn't force him.
08:40 Absolutely.
08:41 Look.
08:42 All the recordings are done.
08:43 It should be done.
08:44 Okay.
08:45 No court can refuse this.
08:47 Yes.
08:48 And this is your credit.
08:50 Very good, Asim.
08:54 Hey, Nishai.
08:55 What is this?
08:56 Where did Nishai Mohan Chowk come from?
08:58 He is Nishai's brother.
09:01 Keep quiet.
09:04 Yes, sir.
09:05 Sir, I wanted to file a report.
09:08 File it.
09:08 Yes, sir.
09:09 Sir.
09:10 Nishai stole money from the bank.
09:15 Yes.
09:16 And the government doesn't keep it there.
09:19 The government doesn't keep it.
09:20 You are not thinking properly.
09:22 We came here from the bank.
09:24 You stole it.
09:26 No, sir. I didn't steal.
09:28 Okay.
09:29 He is the one who stole the money.
09:31 Sir, I have another story.
09:34 Okay.
09:35 If we want to fill the gutter,
09:38 Okay.
09:39 we have to get a sign.
09:40 We have to get a truck or a car.
09:43 Sir, I am not from the back street.
09:46 Okay.
09:46 A scoundrel like Nishai stole money from there.
09:50 Okay.
09:51 No one got a sign from there.
09:53 I am naked from there.
09:54 My leg is stuck in the gutter.
09:58 So, you have come to file a report
10:00 that if you steal,
10:03 you should plant a tree there.
10:04 Yes.
10:05 That will do two things.
10:10 Yes.
10:10 One, it will be a theft.
10:11 And the other, it will be a government campaign.
10:13 What nonsense.
10:15 People's children are roaming in the streets.
10:18 Yes.
10:18 They see big gutters.
10:21 Yes.
10:21 The government wants to plant a tree there.
10:24 Sir, look at the corruption of the government.
10:27 Yes.
10:27 The tree that I planted three months ago,
10:30 Yes.
10:31 I come to see it every day.
10:32 They still haven't planted a tree there.
10:34 He is a businessman.
10:37 Yes.
10:37 He has even requested to plant a tree.
10:39 He has even told Tara that he is not getting a tree.
10:44 How much does a tree cost?
10:46 You can buy it.
10:48 The boys give it for cheap.
10:49 No, I want to ask
10:52 what you earn, what is your addiction?
10:55 How do you sell it and pay it off?
10:57 I have earned a lot.
10:59 Mr. Arun.
11:00 Yes.
11:00 Look at this gutter.
11:02 Yes.
11:02 It is so small.
11:04 Okay.
11:05 Believe me, the gutter is so big.
11:08 We can carry 10 cows a week.
11:12 Yes.
11:13 We can carry a buffalo with this.
11:15 We can carry two to three buffaloes.
11:17 The boys can eat it as papad.
11:19 Look at the corruption.
11:22 They don't break the gutter.
11:24 Yes.
11:25 The government has requested
11:27 to keep the gutter open every week.
11:29 They give it for free.
11:31 I am sitting here.
11:32 I don't want to do this.
11:34 Present the criminal here.
11:36 Do it or I will beat you.
11:38 The boys will be arrested.
11:41 Look at the account.
11:43 Talk to the accountant.
11:45 I have two to three months of promotion.
11:48 Sir, I am going to cut the net.
11:50 How much does a kilo of iron cost?
11:53 Ask the main person.
11:54 He knows.
11:55 I don't know.
11:57 He will be in loss if you break his gutter.
12:00 I don't know.
12:03 I will buy it.
12:03 It will be Rs. 150 per kilo.
12:05 Rs. 150 per kilo.
12:07 The new one will be Rs. 200.
12:10 No, it will be Rs. 350.
12:12 Okay.
12:12 What will you do with the gutter?
12:14 This is also a gutter.
12:17 Come on.
12:18 Listen to me.
12:19 Come on.
12:20 You want to complain, right?
12:22 Do it.
12:22 Listen to me.
12:23 The police station is open all night.
12:24 I will come back.
12:26 Come on.
12:27 But come on.
12:27 I don't want to go.
12:28 Wait a minute.
12:29 I don't want to go.
12:29 Madam.
12:30 Don't be a man.
12:31 Bring him here.
12:32 I am not a man.
12:33 Come here.
12:34 I don't want to go.
12:35 I will pull this.
12:37 It is not good.
12:38 Come.
12:38 Be careful.
12:40 Sit here.
12:41 Wait a minute.
12:41 I understand.
12:42 I understand.
12:42 Wait a minute.
12:43 I understand.
12:44 I will run.
12:44 No.
12:45 I didn't come for myself.
12:46 I didn't come.
12:47 Look at your face.
12:48 You are teasing girls.
12:48 You are teasing girls.
12:49 Listen to me.
12:50 You are teasing girls.
12:50 What did you hear?
12:51 You are a useless fellow.
12:53 You are a useless fellow.
12:54 Listen to me.
12:55 What did you hear?
12:56 I will not listen to you.
12:58 She is my wife.
12:59 What?
13:00 I will hit you with this.
13:02 How?
13:03 He is hitting you.
13:05 Why don't you tell him that you are his wife?
13:06 You should not speak in the government's house.
13:09 I didn't speak in the government's house.
13:11 I am married to the government.
13:13 What is your name?
13:17 Sara.
13:18 Sara.
13:19 And the man next to you is singing.
13:20 Please sit.
13:22 Sit.
13:23 Come.
13:25 Sit.
13:25 Sit.
13:26 No one will do this here.
13:27 You will fight.
13:30 Sit.
13:31 You also come.
13:32 You also come.
13:33 Hey.
13:34 Hey, you drunkard.
13:34 Yes.
13:35 Give him a bandage.
13:36 I didn't file a complaint.
13:38 Then who filed it?
13:39 My husband filed it.
13:41 Then why did you come with him?
13:42 I am just scared of him.
13:45 I will tell you.
13:48 It is my mistake.
13:49 What?
13:50 I got married after seeing his face.
13:52 Give me the papers.
13:53 I will give you the first one.
13:55 What happened to your face?
13:58 You look good.
13:59 This is the problem, Sara.
14:01 He is such a beautiful man.
14:03 I am always tensed.
14:06 Whenever I call, the number is busy.
14:09 Oh.
14:09 Whenever I call, the number is busy.
14:11 Sister, he can hang with his wife.
14:14 So you suspect that he is having an affair.
14:17 Obviously, it is confirmed after he came home late at night.
14:22 Sister, he is my brother.
14:23 Even dogs don't come to me.
14:25 If he..
14:27 He keeps roaming around at night.
14:29 Just tell me why he is not getting a call from Kashif at 2 o'clock at night.
14:34 Who is Kashif?
14:35 The one who is bored at home, he is a patient.
14:39 What?
14:40 I mean, if he is bored, he will be a patient.
14:43 If you have a handsome husband, you should have a son.
14:46 Are you doing this?
14:48 I don't do this. I am a sincere man.
14:50 One day, he came home.
14:52 I found such long hair on his shirt.
14:55 My hair is short.
14:56 Whose hair was it?
14:57 Leave it, sister.
14:58 My hair can stick to anything.
15:00 You are suspecting me for no reason.
15:02 One day, I didn't have hair on my coat.
15:04 You called me and asked me to come here.
15:06 Now, you are making friends with bald women.
15:08 What are you saying?
15:10 It's been 20 years. I know what fragrance this has.
15:14 It's been a few days, but I can smell something different.
15:16 First of all, I don't cut the shadow of a liar.
15:22 I won't cut your shadow.
15:23 Did I lie?
15:24 You are saying that it smells good.
15:27 Or maybe, you are dead.
15:32 She is saying that it smells good.
15:33 I don't know what she is saying.
15:36 A man who eats egg parathas, asks me for bread every day.
15:41 Oh!
15:42 God has given you a chance.
15:44 But your wife is ugly.
15:46 She is your wife.
15:48 He has been getting manicured and pedicured for the past two weeks.
15:51 Why? - Show me your hand.
15:52 Look at this.
15:53 I am getting my eyes done, but I am not getting my hair done.
15:57 God has given you a chance.
15:59 Why do you want to get your hair done?
16:02 Look at your wife's legs.
16:04 Look at her. She is after you.
16:06 I will tell you something. - Yes.
16:09 It's the fault of parents. - What?
16:11 The mismatched relationships.. - Yes.
16:14 ..were not made for a girl to look at a boy.
16:19 But Mr. Asim, she is saying this on the basis of suspicion.
16:22 Do you have any proof?
16:24 I have proof.
16:25 Her daily status on WhatsApp is filled with romantic poetry.
16:29 People let us go.
16:31 No, sir. I agree.
16:33 You love me a lot.
16:35 You love me.
16:36 Listen to me. - Okay.
16:38 I don't love anyone.
16:39 I only love my wife.
16:41 Stop messaging me.
16:43 Stop proposing to me.
16:45 I don't want to message you.
16:48 Just only love my wife.
16:50 Yes.
16:51 Uncle, don't worry.
16:54 We are all with you. - Yes.
16:57 I asked them to give me their girl's number.
17:00 Why did they trouble you?
17:03 Sir.. - We gave them their number.
17:05 We didn't know if they belong to a good family.
17:09 Sir, I can't tell you their names.
17:11 I am not wearing new clothes.
17:13 I have been with girls for two days.
17:14 But the police didn't come.
17:15 You have the same problem.
17:18 I am a small boy.
17:20 But I am so happy with your fragrance.
17:24 Look, it's my fault.
17:26 What? - I can see women and men everywhere.
17:29 Look, brother. This is the pain.
17:31 I have a partner.
17:33 Consider me your brother.
17:34 Why do you act like a heroine?
17:36 Yes. - People get jealous.
17:38 They get jealous. - Yes.
17:40 If you want to consider me your brother.. - Yes.
17:42 ..then listen to me. - Yes.
17:43 Act like one. - Yes.
17:45 Look, she is divorced.
17:47 Look, she is divorced.
17:50 Don't you want to be a government officer's wife?
17:53 Yes.
17:54 If you are so mismatched in your relationship..
17:56 ..you will be a victim of a complex.
17:58 I told her the same.
18:00 I think your husband loves you a lot.
18:05 Yes. - I like this man.
18:07 Yes. He is a good man.
18:09 Yes. - Hey!
18:10 I am telling you not to do it.
18:13 I want to love my wife.
18:14 Look at his teeth.
18:16 Ladies and gentlemen, there is a small break.
18:22 Don't go anywhere.
18:23 We will meet after the break.
18:24 My father brought me up so well.
18:27 He was a rascal when he was born.
18:30 He was six or seven years old. - Yes.
18:32 He used to take him to the farm.
18:33 He used to hit him with sticks.
18:36 When he was admitted to the hospital..
18:39 ..his mother was very strict. - Yes.
18:40 She said, don't keep him.
18:42 First find out what he is.
18:43 Welcome back, viewers.
18:50 We have a gentleman with us during the break.
18:53 And his guards are with him.
18:55 Let's talk about why they are here.
18:56 They are both guards.
18:58 (Laughs)
19:00 I am not wrong. He is wearing a uniform.
19:03 He is a senior guard.
19:06 He is right.
19:09 One is from an expensive place.
19:10 One is from an expensive place.
19:11 Greetings. - Greetings.
19:13 Who is the principal here?
19:16 Gulfam, my name is Gulfam.
19:18 Why are you here? We have to do a show.
19:20 Sir, my boss..
19:21 Yes. - I am his guard.
19:23 What is your name?
19:24 Kamran Mitti.
19:25 (Laughs)
19:28 What? - Kamran Mitti.
19:30 Why do you want to eat? You have grown up.
19:31 (Laughs)
19:32 Why are you here?
19:33 Sir, I have no complaints against him.
19:35 Who gave you permission to bring a gun..
19:37 ..in the premises of the guards?
19:39 Permission.. - First, ask him..
19:41 ..what the premises mean.
19:43 (Laughs)
19:44 Oh, God! Mr. Agha is right.
19:46 Oh, God! I have come down from the 16th floor.
19:49 I have been suffering for so long.
19:51 (Laughs)
19:52 I am suffering from a headache.
19:54 You are giving me a CT scan.
19:55 (Laughs)
19:57 He is right.
19:58 I thought that Mr. Agha performed well.
20:00 He must have put a balloon on his head.
20:01 (Laughs)
20:03 I told him that we won't be able to get out of here.
20:05 We will sit at home and wait.
20:06 (Laughs)
20:08 I told him that the guard's wife will come out at the end.
20:11 (Laughs)
20:12 How can you say that?
20:14 Sir, listen to him.
20:16 He is lying next to me.
20:18 I don't know what machine he is using.
20:19 (Laughs)
20:20 I have a complaint against him. - What is it?
20:23 I am a guard. - Okay.
20:26 What is the need to give me a balloon?
20:28 What?
20:29 The sand has caused some fire in the guard.
20:32 (Laughs)
20:34 What is your complaint?
20:35 Sir, who is responsible for the fire?
20:37 (Laughs)
20:38 I think he wants to say that it is too hot.
20:40 So, there should be an AC.
20:42 No, I don't want an AC. - Why?
20:45 Sir, I am a guard. I don't need a balloon.
20:47 I am not allergic to balloons.
20:49 Yes. - Mr. Arun, it is too hot.
20:51 Yes. - It is so bad that you are
20:52 sitting outside and I am inside the AC.
20:55 At least, you should have a fan.
20:56 That is right. - Yes.
20:57 But it is a good thing. - No.
20:58 If I have a fan, I feel sleepy.
21:01 You feel sleepy. - Yes.
21:03 Okay, he has a fan.
21:05 It is so unfair, Mr. Arun. - Yes.
21:07 Why did you give me a chair?
21:09 Ask him.
21:10 Why? Why shouldn't I give you a chair?
21:11 I am sitting on a chair.
21:12 How will I remain alert?
21:14 Don't give him a chair or a fan.
21:15 Sir, I am in my bedroom.
21:17 I see from the window.
21:18 I feel like crying.
21:19 My heart is beating fast.
21:21 (Laughs)
21:22 Your heart is beating fast.
21:23 You don't have a big mouth.
21:24 You can hit me.
21:25 (Laughs)
21:27 Sir, I think your training is very strict.
21:30 My father has brought me up so well.
21:32 Yes, he used to get angry when he was born.
21:34 (Laughs)
21:36 When he was six or seven years old.. - Yes.
21:39 ..he used to take him to the farm.
21:40 He used to hit him on the shoulder.
21:42 (Laughs)
21:44 He is very strong.
21:45 When he was admitted to the hospital..
21:46 ..his mother used to call him 'Sakti'.
21:48 Yes. - She used to say..
21:48 ..don't keep him.
21:49 First find out what he is.
21:51 (Laughs)
21:52 My parents brought me up very well.
21:56 Yes. - I was born.
21:57 Yes. - My father used to give me a lion.
22:00 The lion saw him. - Yes.
22:02 He went behind my father.
22:03 He cursed him. - Yes.
22:05 He said, 'He is a foodie.'
22:07 (Laughs)
22:08 Believe me, he has eaten seven houses of lions.
22:11 No one eats them.
22:12 (Laughs)
22:13 He used to gather all his animals in the jungle and say..
22:17 What? - 'Someone has crushed me today.'
22:19 (Laughs)
22:21 He never got angry. He used to shout at the lion.
22:24 Okay. - He can't eat the lion.
22:26 (Laughs)
22:29 This is your childhood.
22:30 How did you get physical training when you grew up?
22:33 I will tell you about the training.
22:36 I travelled to Kony.
22:37 Kony. - Yes.
22:38 I travelled to Lahore and Multan.
22:40 Because he had polio.
22:42 (Laughs)
22:43 He was not polio. He was under a truck.
22:45 The truck had hit him.
22:46 (Laughs)
22:48 We had a wedding for younger sisters.
22:50 Then? - God blessed me.
22:51 He gave me Rs. 2 lakhs.
22:53 Oh! - Wow!
22:55 Isn't it unfair?
22:56 What is this unfairness?
22:57 I took Rs. 2 lakhs and..
22:59 Why should I curse my sister for the dowry?
23:01 Yes. - He is our brother. Why..
23:04 I have a sister with him.
23:07 Here. - Where is your sister?
23:09 She is at home.
23:10 (Laughs)
23:11 Only fortunate people get such a boss.
23:13 Explain her.
23:15 How many times do I tell you to explain her?
23:17 (Laughs)
23:18 I am meeting you for the first time.
23:20 Sir, I am not a guard.
23:21 I am a uniform.
23:23 I have been working in this uniform for 20 years.
23:25 I have been told to bring a new uniform.
23:28 Tell me, I am not a guard.
23:29 You should change after 20 years.
23:31 If I change, people will say that I am a new uniform.
23:34 People should not think that he is a new guard.
23:37 Do you have ego issues that you cannot take money from him?
23:41 You should be egoistic in life.
23:43 Oh! - Oh!
23:46 He is a big-hearted guard.
23:48 He has been wearing a uniform for 20 years.
23:50 If he wears a new one, people will think that he is a new uniform.
23:53 Yes. - It is like when the uniform is new
23:55 people will think that you are retired.
23:57 (Laughs)
23:59 Sir, listen to me. He wore a uniform 20 years ago.
24:02 It was a white uniform.
24:04 He had changed it.
24:05 (Laughs)
24:06 He says, 'Bring a new pair of shoes.'
24:08 Yes. - Tell me, I am not a guard.
24:09 Where do I need shoes?
24:11 You should bring shoes or a fan.
24:13 Is he your son-in-law?
24:14 (Laughs)
24:15 Find another guard who will help you.
24:20 Arzoo, I am so lucky. - Oh!
24:22 I will find another guard.
24:24 I don't need another guard.
24:26 (Laughs)
24:27 It is true.
24:28 You don't need a guard every time.
24:30 (Laughs)
24:31 You don't find a good guard.
24:33 (Laughs)
24:34 Listen to me.
24:35 I get paid from him. - Yes.
24:37 He pays me.
24:38 (Laughs)
24:39 You are lucky.
24:40 You are a good son.
24:42 You will not raise your children.
24:43 (Laughs)
24:44 I have three to four children.
24:47 I know that I am earning halal.
24:50 (Laughs)
24:51 How are you looking at him?
24:53 Listen to me.
24:55 Yes.
24:55 I have three to four children.
24:57 (Laughs)
24:59 It is so bad.
25:00 When I have to pay him, I have money.
25:03 I will get free after paying him.
25:05 What is your problem?
25:06 My problem is that why should I pay him?
25:09 I will give you money.
25:12 (Laughs)
25:13 I have a solution.
25:14 Pay him according to his salary.
25:16 I don't have a salary.
25:18 Then?
25:18 He has made me suffer.
25:21 (Laughs)
25:22 The guard says that he has a thief in his house.
25:26 I don't have to pay him.
25:28 (Laughs)
25:29 He has a friend, Zahid.
25:30 Yes.
25:31 He comes to his house.
25:32 What is your problem?
25:32 Why should I have a problem?
25:35 (Laughs)
25:36 He has been to the factory for a few days.
25:38 (Laughs)
25:39 If you have a problem, tell me directly.
25:42 I will leave all my friends.
25:43 (Laughs)
25:44 You are too much.
25:45 Basically, the owner is possessive about the guard.
25:48 Yes. He loves him a lot.
25:50 I say, go to the office at 8 in the morning.
25:54 Come home at 10.
25:55 What are you telling me?
25:57 Ask him. He is with me all the time.
25:59 Yes.
26:00 He says, go to the factory.
26:01 Yes.
26:01 Go to the factory.
26:02 No guard has ever looked at me.
26:04 (Laughs)
26:05 Leave the factory.
26:07 Don't look at the guard. Look at the guard.
26:08 (Laughs)
26:10 What is your problem?
26:11 What?
26:12 Look, this is a dangerous gun.
26:14 Yes.
26:15 I am a guard.
26:17 Why should I be given this gun?
26:19 You should have taken a car.
26:21 No.
26:22 It is dangerous.
26:23 It can kill a monkey.
26:25 (Laughs)
26:26 Mr. Arun, this is a hunting gun.
26:30 Why is this dangerous gun kept in our house?
26:33 Yes.
26:34 If someone kills me, I will be hanged.
26:36 God forbid.
26:38 (Laughs)
26:40 (Applause)
26:42 Ladies and gentlemen, we will have fun after a short break.
26:46 Mr. Arun, you smile.
26:47 Your face looks happy even when you smile.
26:49 Go and do the 'Grare'.
26:50 (Laughs)
26:51 He is crazy.
26:52 Should he do the 'Grare' or should he do it?
26:53 (Laughs)
26:56 "Awareness. Awareness."
27:00 Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
27:01 Yes, Irza.
27:02 Mr. Arun, the audience has been waiting for a long time.
27:04 So let's go to the audience.
27:05 Yes.
27:05 Before going to the audience, tell me something.
27:07 I gave a big smile to Mr. Danish during the break.
27:10 You did?
27:11 Yes, I saw him and said..
27:12 Yes.
27:13 He said..
27:14 (Laughs)
27:15 He is sitting with Malaika. He will say the same thing to you.
27:18 What happened, brother?
27:19 He is sitting with Malaika.
27:20 He thinks that nine to ten cameras are running.
27:23 (Laughs)
27:28 Our editors are sitting.
27:32 Yes.
27:32 They are saying to each other..
27:33 'Look, she is doing the 'Danish Ki'.'
27:35 (Laughs)
27:36 I had told you to understand her.
27:39 (Laughs)
27:41 Yes, audience.
27:42 Greetings.
27:43 Greetings.
27:43 My name is Fatima.
27:44 Yes.
27:45 My question is to Malaika.
27:46 Ma'am, what do you call affectionately at home?
27:49 Kirli.
27:49 Affectionately at home..
27:50 (Laughs)
27:52 Why will you say Kirli?
27:53 There are nicknames at home.
27:54 Affectionately at home.
27:55 I don't call it affectionately.
27:56 (Laughs)
27:57 Malaika, you tell him.
27:59 Affectionately at home..
28:00 Let it be.
28:01 (Laughs)
28:02 She is my fan. I should tell her.
28:04 She didn't even say fan.
28:05 (Laughs)
28:07 She didn't even say the nickname.
28:09 She is thinking what to call affectionately.
28:11 What do you call it? Tell her.
28:12 I am not thinking anything.
28:13 I call it affectionately.
28:15 Affa.
28:16 Affa.
28:16 You don't call it affectionately.
28:17 Affa.
28:18 Just mix A with O.
28:20 Affa.
28:21 (Laughs)
28:22 This is short form of Affat.
28:24 Short form is Affa.
28:25 What is the story behind Affa?
28:27 Actually, my grandfather had named me Asifa.
28:30 Asifa.
28:31 Okay.
28:31 Don't go so far back.
28:32 Let's talk about the present.
28:33 (Laughs)
28:34 She has gone back to the time of freedom.
28:36 (Laughs)
28:38 I call it Affa in short form.
28:39 Next.
28:40 My name is Sobia.
28:41 And my question is to you, Haroon.
28:43 Yes.
28:43 I want to ask you how you become so smart and beautiful every day.
28:47 (Cheering)
28:52 Sister, I have the same question.
28:54 Yes.
28:54 It's about Raj Khan.
28:55 (Laughs)
28:57 Sister, did you watch our first show?
28:59 When he started doing mischief.
29:01 Yes.
29:01 There was a small place.
29:03 He kept a small chair.
29:05 He didn't believe that he was carrying a butter seat.
29:08 (Laughs)
29:10 He said, 'Mashallah, there is no place.'
29:12 'It's not like your brother.'
29:13 (Laughs)
29:14 It's true. I used to come there and do mischief.
29:16 (Laughs)
29:18 Mr. Haroon, don't hide it.
29:19 It's okay. Admit that you did Botox.
29:22 (Laughs)
29:23 Botox.
29:23 Okay, the thing is that it's your love and affection.
29:27 It happens naturally in a person's psyche.
29:30 When someone's character in a film, TV, drama or show..
29:34 ..you like it, you see their shortcomings less.
29:41 You see their good qualities more.
29:42 So, it's your love that you see it.
29:45 Thank you very much.
29:46 The world loves Gogue too.
29:48 (Laughs)
29:49 Okay, yes. The world loves Gogue.
29:51 Idris Elba is also there.
29:53 Yes.
29:53 No one says about her that..
29:54 This comparison was not necessary.
29:56 (Laughs)
29:57 Do you deny all these allegations that you have had any surgery?
30:01 Yes, I completely deny it.
30:04 And now that you have said it, believe me..
30:06 ..she is no less than Will Smith.
30:08 On behalf of the entire team..
30:10 ..may God protect you from the evil eye.
30:12 Amen.
30:13 And may you live long.
30:14 Thank you.
30:15 Thank you.
30:15 Give your support to Gogue too.
30:17 (Laughs)
30:19 No, she has lost her weight too.
30:21 And along with that, he takes good care of his food.
30:24 Even on the set.
30:25 He doesn't eat extra.
30:26 And he doesn't laugh.
30:27 He doesn't eat extra.
30:29 Okay, he takes care of himself.
30:31 Why should he take care of himself?
30:33 (Laughs)
30:34 She tells her son to eat at home.
30:37 (Laughs)
30:38 I think Mr. Arun smiles.
30:40 Even his face is happy when he smiles.
30:41 Go and do the exercises.
30:43 (Laughs)
30:44 He is crazy.
30:45 Should he do the exercises or not?
30:46 (Laughs)
30:49 Okay, when he sat on his neck..
30:51 Yes.
30:51 ..it seemed that he was talking about his conscience.
30:53 (Laughs)
30:54 See you next.
30:56 My name is Umesh.
30:57 And my question to Mr. Goga is..
30:59 ..have you ever used fairness cream in your life?
31:02 Natural beauty doesn't need fairness cream.
31:06 (Applause)
31:09 I will tell you, Goga has said a very beautiful thing.
31:12 Thank you, sir.
31:12 Not every person's beauty is in their face.
31:15 Yes.
31:15 Not in their body.
31:17 Yes.
31:17 Not in their hands.
31:18 Yes.
31:19 Not in their legs.
31:20 Yes.
31:20 He doesn't have any of these qualities.
31:22 (Laughs)
31:24 It is in his character.
31:25 Beauty is in his character.
31:26 And beauty is that you look the way you are.
31:29 Nowadays when I watch on TV..
31:30 ..I find all the faces to be almost the same.
31:34 Yes, next.
31:34 Greetings.
31:35 My name is Fida Nazim.
31:37 And my question to Mr. Agha Majid is..
31:39 ..Mr. Agha, the amount of fat on your body..
31:41 ..does it make the sound of conscience easily?
31:43 (Laughs)
31:45 If fat has anything to do with conscience..
31:48 Yes.
31:49 ..then his conscience must have come to the top of his shirt.
31:51 (Laughs)
31:52 What is that? Why are you pointing at me?
31:54 I am talking about health.
31:56 There is no conscience.
31:57 There is only meat and fat.
31:59 (Laughs)
32:00 Every person has a voice of conscience.
32:02 Yes.
32:03 Son, he is anyway brainless.
32:04 (Laughs)
32:05 Every person has it.
32:07 You will get it after a year.
32:09 (Laughs)
32:10 I am talking about your natural beauty.
32:12 (Laughs)
32:13 Okay, next.
32:14 Greetings.
32:15 My name is Rayat Azad Abbas.
32:17 Yes.
32:17 My question to Mr. Salim is..
32:19 ..I have a bet with my friends..
32:21 ..that you weigh 35 kilos.
32:23 Oh.
32:23 Is my guess right?
32:24 (Laughs)
32:25 I am going to get a goat.
32:26 (Laughs)
32:28 35 kilos.
32:29 I thought you were going to say 35 kilos.
32:31 I am going to get a pomegranate.
32:32 (Laughs)
32:36 Are you saying 35 kilos clean or with feathers?
32:40 (Laughs)
32:41 Clean.
32:42 What is clean?
32:43 He is saying clean.
32:44 Clean.
32:45 Clean.
32:45 Clean.
32:46 Small stomachs and legs.
32:47 And then you get 32-33.
32:48 You will get clean.
32:50 They will take the feathers.
32:51 No, son. He is also this much heavy.
32:53 He has made me drink water.
32:55 (Laughs)
32:56 What the..
32:57 Yes.
32:58 (Laughs)
33:00 Yes, next.
33:01 Greetings.
33:02 Greetings.
33:02 My name is Fatima Noor.
33:04 Yes.
33:04 My question to Ms. Arzu is..
33:06 ..I have heard that you cry very easily.
33:08 So I request you to show us how you cry.
33:11 (Cries)
33:18 Son, if Sadhana would have cried with Sarmandhal..
33:21 ..it would have been better.
33:22 (Laughs)
33:23 I really didn't know that you have this talent.
33:26 Yes, he has this talent.
33:26 And son..
33:27 I am feeling that his uncle has died in another house.
33:30 (Laughs)
33:31 And she will take Rs. 15,000 for the fee.
33:33 (Laughs)
33:35 He has kept a very low rate with his talent.
33:37 (Laughs)
33:38 No, no. If he would have been dead, she would have done less.
33:40 (Laughs)
33:42 Now it is my turn to cry.
33:43 If he is dead, I will just wipe his tears.
33:45 (Laughs)
33:49 Yes, next.
33:50 Greetings.
33:51 Greetings.
33:52 My name is Nimra and my question to Mr. Haroon is..
33:54 ..do you stay in your house in a suit?
33:56 Oh, God!
33:57 Oh, prince!
33:58 (Laughs)
34:01 On a serious note, if I don't have to go to work on working days..
34:04 ..I stay like this.
34:05 But on Sundays or the days when I have a holiday..
34:08 You do.
34:08 I am in my pyjamas.
34:09 Oh, wow!
34:10 I am lucky that I go to his house.
34:12 Yes.
34:12 If he doesn't open the door, I will tell him to send Haroon.
34:15 (Laughs)
34:16 On Sundays, he breaks all the utensils and brushes.
34:19 (Laughs)
34:21 (Speaks in foreign language)
34:23 I have washed the windows too.
34:25 (Speaks in foreign language)
34:27 (Laughs)
34:28 (Applause)
34:32 Ladies and gentlemen, this was today's show.
34:33 God willing, we will meet again in the next show.
34:35 Take care of yourselves.
34:36 Goodbye.
34:37 "Be careful. Be careful."