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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:09 When you make art from a truthful place,
00:14 people find out something about you.
00:16 We're a team, right?
00:22 Yeah.
00:22 We need to find a new way to deal with the money.
00:28 A customer of mine was short of cash, gave me that instead.
00:31 Where's she at?
00:32 The city.
00:34 Nate was mentioning you having a cash problem.
00:36 Well, my business is no business of yours.
00:38 Well, not right now, but I think we might
00:40 be able to help each other out.
00:42 What am I supposed to pay?
00:46 You want to make money?
00:47 Just paint something.
00:48 All right, so paint.
00:51 Damn.
00:53 That is ugly.
00:55 So from now on, there's a contract out.
00:59 I suggest they buy art.
01:02 Art?
01:03 What the frig do you know about art?
01:06 This classy art gallery run by this young lady
01:10 will take a reasonable cut for herself
01:13 and cut us a nice, clean check.
01:18 My five-year-old makes better paintings.
01:21 That's the beauty of this, you cretin.
01:24 This thing that looks like a Smurf with diarrhea
01:27 can sell for a million bucks.
01:29 And the IRS wouldn't bat an eye.
01:34 What's the artist's name?
01:36 Bagman.
01:37 The Bagman.
01:38 Are you the Bagman?
01:40 Tell me about the Bagman.
01:42 I would never say it's a good piece,
01:44 but it makes me feel dirty.
01:48 Ooh.
01:50 An art critic wants to do a piece on Oladi Daha.
01:53 When I hear no, it makes me want something even more.
01:58 This thing's supposed to be a front.
02:00 That means low profile.
02:01 Why do I even have to tell you this is not good?
02:04 I knew that money laundering was a crime, but murder?
02:08 I'm sorry, we don't have any work from the Bagman available.
02:11 There's an extremely long wait list of collectors.
02:13 Everybody wants one.
02:15 Please, like laundry.
02:23 Are you really mansplaining money laundering to me?
02:27 (upbeat music)
02:29 you