Yoga Master Saleem Albela Agha Majid Ko Karega Patla, Park Mai Hua Goga Or Malaika Ka Jhagra
Yoga Master Saleem Albela Agha Majid Ko Karega Patla, Park Mai Hua Goga Or Malaika Ka Jhagra
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00:00 "Smartness, smartness."
00:02 Greetings, viewers. I am Arun Rafiq and you are watching 'Hoshiyaariyaan'.
00:05 Friends, there is a beautiful thing in the world
00:08 that we hate a lot.
00:10 We want to throw it out of our lives.
00:14 What is that?
00:15 That is boredom.
00:17 We don't like boredom.
00:18 It takes a moment for us to pick up our phone,
00:21 turn on the TV and start doing something.
00:24 We hate boredom.
00:26 If you make a list of healthy food items,
00:30 they are the most unattractive things to eat.
00:33 And all the things that look good and we want to eat,
00:37 they are all diseases.
00:40 But the healthy ones are boring.
00:42 If you take any expensive item, like gold or diamonds,
00:45 and take it to the market,
00:47 you put it in the most unattractive bag.
00:50 So that people don't know that it is very expensive.
00:53 Remember, the principles and secrets of beautiful and expensive life
00:58 and the secrets of success are hidden behind boring things.
01:02 If you are in line, you get discipline.
01:04 If you read a book, you get knowledge.
01:06 If you read a book, you get sleep.
01:07 If you watch TV, you get enlightened.
01:10 So remember, knowledge that a book can give,
01:12 it cannot give anything else.
01:13 Similarly, all the colors of life are on the other side of the border of boredom.
01:18 Try to sit comfortably in solitude and try to focus on the fact
01:24 that the things you are looking for success in life,
01:27 are they just things to get rid of your boredom?
01:30 There is no success in them.
01:31 Come, let's start today's show with this message.
01:34 Today, we will take you to the park and see what the weather is like.
01:38 The weather is very nice. It is going to rain.
01:42 But the park is empty.
01:44 In such a weather, the park should not be empty.
01:46 Yes, that's right.
01:47 If you had not said that, it would have been wrong.
01:50 Mr. Haroon, I think we should go for a walk.
01:53 I will not go for a walk in this park.
01:55 Why?
01:55 The reason is that its track is made of stone.
01:58 Yes. - It is a tough track.
02:00 Walking on a stone track is fun. - Right.
02:02 But the people who are very stubborn, their knees get sprained
02:06 on a hard track.
02:07 Are you calling me stubborn?
02:08 No. I am calling myself stubborn.
02:11 Take it.
02:13 Think of a stubborn and stubborn is there.
02:16 What? On a track?
02:18 I told you that we cannot stay bored.
02:23 I just brought that hand.
02:24 But sir, please move away from the track.
02:28 People will have to run.
02:30 If we sit, will the track get cracked?
02:32 This is like an aerobics class.
02:35 Hey! - What is happening?
02:37 Exercise, sir.
02:38 Oh, God!
02:39 Did you see? The ground is shaking.
02:42 Oh, wow! - Oh, my God!
02:44 Oh, my God!
02:46 Sir, it was God's grace.
02:48 After seeing you, I feel like watching
02:52 the film 'Sultan' with Salman Khan.
02:55 Mr. Arun, your legs are so short.
03:00 You are my wife. Why are you beating me?
03:04 I will hold my breath for five minutes.
03:07 Shall we call our relatives?
03:09 Sir, the teacher has taught me.
03:12 Where is your teacher?
03:14 He has not come yet. - Okay.
03:16 He takes time to come. - Okay.
03:18 He says, go and warm up first.
03:20 Sir, if you exercise a lot and do yoga
03:24 then why are you not fit?
03:25 Is it not necessary that a slim smart man is fit?
03:28 He should be healthy. - He should be healthy.
03:29 No, but a person who is so fat cannot be fit.
03:32 You are fat and you are wearing pants for me.
03:35 You were lying down just now.
03:37 The drum was so big.
03:39 Forget the drum. You were selling guns.
03:42 You look very cute to me. - Thank you.
03:45 You are a very funny man.
03:47 This is the best house in front of the park.
03:49 Mr. Arun, in this weather, where there is so much humidity
03:54 it is said that one should not exercise in this weather.
03:57 One should exercise in every weather.
03:59 But one should exercise according to that weather.
04:02 Okay. - Because this question
04:04 what should be cooked in this weather
04:06 what should be eaten
04:07 it makes me feel bad.
04:09 Don't you feel that I am very fit
04:11 then I must be exercising.
04:12 I feel that but I don't want to say it in front of everyone.
04:17 You are young at heart.
04:19 No, these two.. - Even if you are 100 years old
04:21 but you are young at heart.
04:23 Both these houses are very nice.
04:24 Mr. Arun, in the last six months
04:27 I have lost 0.5 pounds.
04:28 Didn't you notice?
04:29 Okay, you didn't notice.
04:31 As a result, I have been naked many times.
04:33 But what is 0.5 pounds?
04:36 0.5 pounds?
04:38 It is one foot. - It is a lot.
04:40 You have lost so much weight.
04:42 How did he give us a chance?
04:45 Yes. - 0.5.110.
04:48 Who is he?
04:53 This lady has not balanced her mind.
04:55 She is very childish.
04:57 Did she turn the wagon in the park?
05:00 Oh, sir. - Sir.
05:05 No, no.
05:06 Because you won't be able to sit again.
05:09 Who is he? - Move aside.
05:11 I am his teacher. - Yes, sir.
05:12 I make him do exercises and yoga.
05:15 What is your name, sir?
05:16 My teacher 302.
05:18 Your name is Guru 302?
05:20 Yes. Son of Supari.
05:22 Move back a little.
05:24 The trainer is fit but he is also a little chubby.
05:29 Yes, your belly is a little chubby.
05:31 Mr. Arun, people talk.
05:33 Actually, people who do yoga
05:35 don't know their age.
05:37 Why don't they know?
05:39 I don't know. Why don't they know?
05:40 Common man looks older.
05:43 The trainer has not become an expert yet.
05:45 Really? - They don't know their age.
05:47 I don't know about yoga
05:49 but I think the times have changed.
05:52 In the past, people used to look old in their 30s and 40s.
05:56 But nowadays, a person is becoming young in his 30s and 40s.
06:00 No, it doesn't seem so.
06:01 If you have a host who is above 40, it doesn't seem so.
06:05 What do you mean?
06:06 It is true.
06:08 I have met people
06:10 who look 60, 50, 60, 50, 60 years old.
06:15 The reason for the change in time is
06:17 people say that they are not eating healthy food.
06:20 But on the other hand, I think, overall,
06:22 because of medicine,
06:24 care, clean water and other things,
06:28 there is a huge difference.
06:29 People who are 50 years old look 35, 40 years old.
06:33 And you are right.
06:35 I think, there is a reason for the skin care routine.
06:38 Forget about it.
06:39 In the past, people didn't care for themselves.
06:44 Yes. - They were busy with work.
06:45 I think you didn't care for yourself.
06:47 Mr. Gogi Yogi, what is your hair care routine?
06:52 This is my own style.
06:54 Is it natural?
06:56 No, you might think that I have kept Sanjay Dutt's hair.
06:59 Yes. - No.
07:00 But, sir, is it natural?
07:02 It is my own. You can pull it.
07:05 I even stop tractors.
07:06 Why? To show people?
07:08 No, you are going wrong.
07:10 You stopped it with your hair.
07:11 Yes. - Yes.
07:12 You should have stopped it with your hair.
07:14 I have three kids.
07:17 You can't stop it.
07:19 Why do you hang your hair?
07:22 I give them swings. They pay me.
07:24 Don't waste time. Show us what exercise you do.
07:29 Do some exercise.
07:31 Come on.
07:32 Do it like this.
07:36 I haven't done any exercise.
07:38 Do it, son. Do it with all your arms.
07:41 All his arms.
07:43 Now, do it.
07:44 Do it again.
07:47 Again.
08:00 He is a genius.
08:02 Do it like this.
08:04 What happened, sir?
08:05 Your position is not right.
08:10 Your nose and fingers should be equal.
08:13 Okay.
08:15 Yes.
08:16 He is a smart man.
08:18 This, son.
08:19 Easy. Don't put your back on the song.
08:21 Lift your arms.
08:26 Yes. - Sir, I am doing exercise.
08:29 I am lifting it.
08:30 No, son. Lift your arms like this.
08:33 Because he did it yesterday.
08:35 You are new. - Yes.
08:41 You have two kids. Do it like this.
08:43 Is this okay?
08:45 No. A little bit here.
08:46 Here? - A little bit here.
08:47 Here? - Now, dance.
08:49 Arun, it's a good time. - Yes.
08:52 You should do it too.
08:53 I have never been attracted to yoga.
08:55 I don't know why. But I have never..
08:57 Why? I think you haven't seen good yoga trainers.
09:01 I have seen many good trainers.
09:03 Sir, bring me a park. They don't let me do anything.
09:06 I have found a park. - Then?
09:07 They don't let me do anything there.
09:09 I hear a lot of tapping. What is the solution?
09:13 Go to the tolki cut.
09:14 You mean, to remove the bones? - Yes.
09:17 I have never removed them. I find it weird.
09:19 It's weird. Why are you cracking your bones?
09:22 Basically, these bones are not getting cracked.
09:24 It's happening that your bones..
09:27 The air is stuck.
09:28 Stuck?
09:29 Then my bones are never stuck. - The air is stuck.
09:33 No. - Let's go.
09:35 It's the bone's fault.
09:36 Actually, when we click it, the air pockets
09:42 come out of the joint.
09:45 The air is stuck. - Yes.
09:47 The word 'stuck' is right.
09:48 That's what he said. The air pocket opens.
09:50 But why is it necessary? I feel relaxed.
09:53 It's relaxing. - Yes.
09:54 That's great. What punishment did you give us?
09:57 Okay, students.
10:00 Now, we will change the seats.
10:01 Sir, I have brought one trouser. I didn't bring the other one.
10:04 The position of the seat.
10:06 Style. - You know that I have brought three or four
10:09 to sit there.
10:11 Now..
10:12 Like this.
10:15 Sir, they don't let us do this.
10:17 How long will they let us do this?
10:19 Hurry up. - Professor, you do it.
10:22 They will make a poster of the martyrs.
10:24 Wait a minute. Let me see the other person's posture.
10:28 Dear. - Yes.
10:31 They are not paid.
10:32 This is how you do it.
10:35 Okay. - You are a yoga trainer.
10:38 Do you even know what yoga means?
10:41 Yoga means yoga.
10:43 Yes.
10:44 But, Mr. Haroon, why yoga?
10:47 What does it mean? How is it made?
10:48 You must have heard the word 'yog'.
10:50 Yoga. - Yoga.
10:51 Yoga. - It means yoga.
10:53 'Rogh' means yoga and 'sauj' means thousands.
10:56 'Yogi' means thousands. - Yes.
10:57 He is an instructor. He doesn't let them talk.
10:59 He just gives them a lecture.
11:00 I will answer this.
11:04 He should become an easy person. - Yes.
11:06 Change master, please.
11:07 You are talking as if you are a genie.
11:10 Life is beautiful.
11:13 Life is beautiful.
11:15 Love it.
11:16 Love it.
11:18 You don't get it again and again.
11:20 You don't get it again and again.
11:21 Change the posture.
11:22 Change the posture.
11:24 And.. - And..
11:26 Do yoga.
11:27 Do yoga.
11:29 And don't be a yogi.
11:31 Love life.
11:34 Love life.
11:36 Love life.
11:37 You don't get it again and again.
11:39 You don't get it again and again.
11:40 Change the posture.
11:42 Change the posture.
11:43 Master, I swear to God..
11:45 This is very difficult. - It is difficult.
11:48 This fat man won't be able to do it.
11:50 I swear to you, sir.
11:51 You should learn yoga from Didar.
11:53 Uncle, if you can't do it, you should come and learn it.
12:00 So, Mr. Haroon, what is the origin of yoga?
12:02 How did it come to be? What does it mean?
12:04 My understanding about it is very simple.
12:07 It is that humans were in a lot of trouble
12:10 around 2,500-4,000 years ago.
12:12 Because the world didn't progress much.
12:14 And for everything, they either were hunter-gatherers
12:17 or they had to go somewhere
12:20 to find something to eat.
12:22 So, life was so difficult
12:24 that humans wanted to be free.
12:27 To be free from desires, especially from pain.
12:31 The biggest problem is pain.
12:33 So, humans found a way
12:36 to go to the inner world
12:40 instead of going to the outer world.
12:42 To sit and meditate.
12:44 This started with meditation.
12:47 People who do yoga or teach yoga
12:49 are very weak.
12:51 They have very low appetite.
12:53 Why is it low?
12:54 Because appetite is also a desire.
12:57 So, basically, it's an escape.
12:59 It's an escape. Exactly.
13:01 You have reached the right point.
13:02 Sir, I am not going to eat anything.
13:06 Meditation has some benefits.
13:09 It took him 10 minutes.
13:16 Shilpa, I saw the CD.
13:19 Wow! That's great.
13:20 I have studied so much that I can learn it.
13:24 Okay. - Sunil will teach me.
13:27 Son, come here.
13:30 And everyone is lying to us.
13:32 They say that he will teach us in the final semester.
13:35 Son, do this.
13:37 Like this. - Like this.
13:39 What is this? Don't you have a stick?
13:46 Oh! - Wow!
13:49 He will teach us.
13:50 Son, do this. - Yes.
13:57 Now do this. - Like this.
13:59 Now do this.
14:00 Again.
14:04 No one has taught us this.
14:08 Now do this. - Yes.
14:13 (HUMMING)
14:17 Sir. - Yes.
14:18 You are from Andron Park, right?
14:19 I am from Karnal's house.
14:23 Son, do this. - Yes.
14:25 You do it. - Sir, I won't do it.
14:30 Why? - I will puke on seeing you.
14:33 Yogi, how do you find your centre while doing yoga?
14:39 He has kept the workers in a corner.
14:42 How do you know?
14:45 You have been doing yoga for eight days.
14:48 Tell me about the centre.
14:49 The centre is..
14:50 Why are you asking about the centre?
14:52 Your soul centre.
14:55 Emotion centre.
14:57 It will be here from wherever you come.
14:59 It will be here from wherever you come.
15:02 Breathe in.
15:04 Breathe out.
15:05 Breathe in.
15:09 Where is he? - Breathe out.
15:10 Breathe in.
15:13 He is holding his breath. - Leave this work.
15:17 Yes.
15:20 What happened to you all?
15:24 Sir, something is missing.
15:26 Let it be.
15:27 It is missing.
15:29 (HUMMING)
15:34 (HUMMING)
15:39 (LAUGHTER)
15:40 (HUMMING)
15:46 Baby. - Baby.
15:48 Let me sleep in the cradle.
15:50 (LAUGHTER)
15:52 Baby, let me sleep in the cradle.
15:54 (HUMMING)
15:57 He is singing a song.
15:59 (LAUGHTER)
16:01 I think he is singing a song.
16:03 (LAUGHTER)
16:03 (HUMMING)
16:07 (HUMMING)
16:09 (GASPS)
16:10 (LAUGHS)
16:11 You can't do this in the park.
16:13 (LAUGHTER)
16:14 Why are you sitting here?
16:16 You are doing it wrong.
16:17 You don't know that you are doing yoga
16:19 and you are listening to songs.
16:20 Don't trouble me at this time.
16:22 Give him the right time.
16:24 (LAUGHTER)
16:25 What are you doing? Why are you sitting there?
16:28 He is my student. He is doing yoga.
16:30 Yes. - This is also my yoga.
16:32 She has gone crazy running in the park.
16:35 I am telling you to do yoga.
16:37 (GASPS)
16:38 I am not crazy. I am in love.
16:39 I have broken up. Please stay away from me.
16:41 Oh.
16:43 (LAUGHS)
16:44 Hello. Hello.
16:45 Did you break up or did you have an affair?
16:48 Break up. (LAUGHS)
16:50 (SCREAMS)
16:51 A girl cries like this in the park.
16:53 She looks very bad.
16:54 I have broken up.
16:55 What happened? How did you break up?
16:57 I was in love with him.
16:59 Oh. - He has become bald.
17:02 (LAUGHS)
17:03 (LAUGHTER)
17:05 (SCREAMS)
17:07 (LAUGHTER)
17:08 He has become bald.
17:09 Yes. He has become bald.
17:10 He has broken his head.
17:12 No. He looks like a beggar.
17:14 He looks very bad.
17:15 (LAUGHTER)
17:17 (SCREAMS)
17:19 Okay. So you like hair.
17:20 (LAUGHS)
17:24 I have become very bald.
17:26 I look good.
17:28 (LAUGHTER)
17:30 (APPLAUSE)
17:32 (CRYING)
17:33 Stop crying.
17:35 Stop it. Have patience. Nothing will happen.
17:37 Tell me. How long did you break up?
17:41 (GASPS)
17:42 24 hours.
17:43 Yes.
17:44 Then cry.
17:46 (LAUGHTER)
17:47 Don't cry. You have a fresh wound.
17:49 (SCREAMS)
17:51 Hello.
17:52 (SCREAMS)
17:54 Tell me.
17:55 How are you giving me the lentils?
17:57 I am giving it to you to make you sad.
17:58 (LAUGHTER)
17:59 The lentils are juicy.
18:00 They will be ready in a jiffy.
18:02 (GROANS)
18:04 Sit.
18:05 Oh, God.
18:06 (LAUGHTER)
18:08 Oh, God.
18:11 You are spoiling his mats.
18:13 The park has made them.
18:14 We have to do the mat exercise every day.
18:16 So you make yoga mats in the park.
18:18 No.
18:18 You have made them at home. Why have you made them here?
18:20 Our house is dead.
18:21 Make them in the house.
18:22 (LAUGHTER)
18:23 Maria.
18:27 When we broke up, why did you come to the park?
18:30 Your doll has brought lotion.
18:32 (LAUGHTER)
18:34 You have taken the responsibility of this park.
18:37 I can't come here.
18:38 You are crying because you broke up with her.
18:40 Yes.
18:41 When you broke up, you bought a fairing.
18:43 (LAUGHTER)
18:45 (APPLAUSE)
18:48 You will have fun after the break.
18:51 You have two sons. Don't you want a daughter?
18:54 The family would be complete.
18:56 They would give us a full house.
18:58 (LAUGHTER)
19:00 (APPLAUSE)