Everyone WANTS TO KISS APHMAU In Minecraft!
Transcript
00:00 Today, me and my friends-
00:01 *screams*
00:02 Aphmau! Kiss me!
00:03 What?
00:04 No, kiss me!
00:06 Wait! No, me!
00:09 I saw her first!
00:10 No, I wanna kiss her first!
00:12 *screaming*
00:13 Why does everyone wanna kiss me?
00:15 Uh, alright, I'm out!
00:17 Not you! Not you!
00:19 Wait! Get her!
00:21 *screams*
00:22 I wanna go first!
00:23 Please!
00:25 Oh, I can't wait to go mining with Aaron!
00:28 It's gonna be so great and maybe-
00:30 Who is that?
00:31 Aphmau!
00:32 What?
00:33 *screaming*
00:35 Hey, Aphmau! Kiss me!
00:37 No, no, no, no, kiss me!
00:39 I'll throw you in a locker.
00:40 We all know I'm the one she wants to kiss!
00:43 Wait, what's happening here?
00:45 I'm not kissing any of you!
00:47 What is going on?
00:48 Do you all want an Aphmau kiss?
00:50 Yeah!
00:51 Give us a kiss!
00:53 *screaming*
00:56 What is wrong with everyone?
00:58 I have no idea what that was about.
01:00 Oh!
01:01 Aphmau kiss!
01:03 Never!
01:05 First one's to put in a nice date for me?
01:09 Maybe we'll get a kiss!
01:11 *all talking at once*
01:13 I'll totally get a kiss!
01:14 I'll back him away for right now.
01:15 At least I can get out of here.
01:17 Close that.
01:18 And... let's see.
01:21 Finally! Alone at last!
01:24 Time for some smooching!
01:26 Ian, how did you get down here?
01:28 Through my entrance to your secret base, obviously.
01:32 What?!
01:33 Ugh, you know what? I'm not dealing with this.
01:35 It's ruined. I just gotta get out of here.
01:37 Hey, hey, hey, wait, where are you going?
01:38 Nope!
01:39 I need to find Aaron.
01:40 Hey, hey, Aphmau!
01:41 Check this out!
01:42 What?
01:44 No way, that's sweet! That's really pretty!
01:47 Watching!
01:48 Kiss me.
01:49 Um...
01:51 Pretty romantic, huh?
01:52 Kinda puts you in the mood to kiss.
01:54 Uh...
01:55 *punch*
01:56 *screams*
01:57 Listen, Aph, why don't you drop the zero and get with the hero, you know what I mean?
02:02 The hero is my least favorite.
02:04 Ugh, no thanks.
02:06 Oh no, hey!
02:07 If any of you kiss Aphmau, I will personally prank you every day for the rest of your lives!
02:13 Guys, what is even going on?
02:15 *all talking at once*
02:17 Come on, Aphmau, you're better than these guys. Let's get you out of here.
02:20 Thanks, Kim.
02:21 At least you're reasonable.
02:22 No problem over here.
02:23 Those lips are mine.
02:25 You saved me.
02:26 Thanks.
02:27 Yeah, finally. Now let's kiss.
02:29 Kim!
02:30 What is going on?
02:31 Ugh, can't trust Aaron's partner.
02:33 Where'd she go?
02:34 Found her!
02:35 Aphmau! Aphmau!
02:36 I've been practicing so much kissing for you, it's gonna be a great experience, I promise!
02:39 Please!
02:40 Kiss, kiss, kiss!
02:41 *screams*
02:42 I'll kiss you better. Come here.
02:44 *all talking at once*
02:47 No kissing! That's gross!
02:49 *all talking at once*
02:50 Get away!
02:51 *all talking at once*
02:53 Ian!
02:54 Aphmau, come back here!
02:56 My fireworks show!
02:57 Maybe they'll be distracted by fighting each other.
02:59 What's wrong with everybody? Don't they understand cooties are a real thing?
03:03 Just gotta sneak past everyone, and I should be good.
03:06 I don't wanna- oh!
03:07 Hey, Aphmau!
03:09 Hi, Kim!
03:10 Hey, we can read some books, you know, and kids maybe?
03:14 First off, reading books is gross. Second, cooties.
03:17 Bye!
03:18 *kiss*
03:19 Okay!
03:20 I'll go buddy with you! Please, please, please?
03:24 On second thought, I think I'm actually gonna go fishing! Yep, fishing!
03:29 Oh, there you are, Aph!
03:31 Aw, clumsy idiot as always.
03:33 Here, let me help you up.
03:35 And you know, since I was so nice and helped you up, maybe you wanna give me a little smooch?
03:41 I owe you nothing!
03:42 *screams*
03:43 That's not how you get a kiss!
03:44 Oh, Aphmau, there you are!
03:46 Yeah, good job getting rid of that guy!
03:48 Come on, kiss! Now you can give me a kiss!
03:52 Kiss me!
03:53 Kiss me!
03:54 *all talking at once*
03:57 Hopefully I acknowledge the rules and I'm sorry you don't open somebody's door to me.
04:00 *all talking at once*
04:02 Kiss me!
04:03 *all talking at once*
04:06 *all talking at once*
04:09 *all talking at once*
04:12 *all talking at once*
04:15 *all talking at once*
04:17 *all talking at once*
04:19 *all talking at once*
04:21 *all talking at once*
04:23 *all talking at once*
04:25 Oh, they did not see that.
04:26 Where'd she go?
04:27 I gotta find her!
04:29 At least they got away for right now.
04:31 I don't think Ian will know that I came into the secret base again.
04:33 You know what? I need a break.
04:35 Wait, I think I have something.
04:37 This should do it.
04:39 This will keep them out of my base, even if they find it.
04:42 They'll probably give up the moment they realize they can't even make it past.
04:46 Hey guys, I found the door!
04:48 Huh? It's over here!
04:50 *all talking at once*
04:54 Hey everyone!
04:56 Hey Aphmau!
04:57 What? There's Aphmau!
04:58 Welcome to the Thunderdome!
05:00 Kind of.
05:01 What? Why'd you say that so ominously?
05:03 Try to get to the other side if you can.
05:05 We'll do it!
05:06 Maybe, maybe we'll go on a date.
05:08 This will be easy.
05:10 That kiss is all mine!
05:12 This is gonna take forever.
05:14 Out of my way, kids!
05:15 *all talking at once*
05:17 This is actually really bad.
05:19 We'll do it!
05:20 No, no, no, I can totally do it.
05:21 I can totally do it.
05:22 I just, uh, you know, being nice to them.
05:24 Everyone, stop.
05:26 Come over here.
05:28 Yeah? What?
05:30 Never!
05:31 I need to have a chat with you.
05:33 In the pit?
05:35 Does that mean I win?
05:36 No!
05:37 The reason why I ran away was because you guys still haven't given me a good date!
05:42 Duh!
05:43 *all groaning*
05:45 That makes perfect sense!
05:47 *all talking at once*
05:49 Yeah, you said that, huh?
05:51 Wait a minute! Yes I did!
05:53 Down in here, sink your face!
05:54 I had dinner already!
05:56 And you didn't like me!
05:57 You know, I should be able to go first!
05:58 That doesn't count!
05:59 That's not what I wanted!
06:00 Yeah!
06:01 *all talking at once*
06:03 Whatever! I'm going first!
06:05 What? They're actually gonna do it?
06:07 *all talking at once*
06:09 This may be a little crazy, but it might be a little interesting.
06:11 Okay, now that everybody's preparing dates, maybe they'll be interesting to go on.
06:15 I don't know, but I can't let them kiss me.
06:17 I gotta be mean or something.
06:18 Hiya, Val!
06:19 Ian!
06:20 Ready for our date?
06:21 *sigh* You know, sure.
06:24 Yay! Let's get going!
06:26 Okay, maybe I can get to the bottom of why everyone wants to kiss me if I just go through this date.
06:30 Maybe they won't wanna-
06:32 What is this?
06:33 Huh?
06:34 Is this gold?
06:35 Yeah!
06:36 Bike?
06:37 Wanna go for a ride?
06:38 Uh, no, 'cause it's a baby bike.
06:41 It's not a baby bike! Let me show you how this baby rides!
06:45 Come on!
06:46 Ugh, fine.
06:47 And let's go on our date!
06:50 We're going on a mining date.
06:52 Um...
06:53 Yeah! We're gonna go mining, find some gold, maybe kill us a little bit, and then get some more gold, and then maybe kiss the gold.
07:00 I don't know what else to say!
07:01 Ugh, seems to be mining with Aaron.
07:03 Ugh, maybe I can get some diamonds out of this.
07:06 So, why don't you hop in this mine cart here and let's get going.
07:10 Um, okay.
07:11 Um, are you gonna get in one?
07:13 Oh, don't worry, I got one.
07:15 I will show you the magic of gold!
07:18 I can show you some gold!
07:21 Shiny, shimmery, splendor!
07:24 Tell me, princess, now when did you--
07:26 GOLD!
07:27 *Aaron yelling*
07:30 I was enjoying the song, but...
07:32 Ian, guess what?
07:33 What?
07:34 I prefer gold.
07:35 What?
07:36 You know what?
07:37 Um...
07:38 Um...
07:39 Oh! I got you a gift!
07:40 What's it be like? Huh? A gift?
07:42 Yeah, yeah! Some, uh, gold bracelets!
07:45 They'll look great on you!
07:47 Oh, thank you!
07:49 See? That looks great, huh?
07:50 Meh.
07:51 Okay, um, um, how about this gold amulet?
07:56 Hmm.
07:57 There you go.
07:58 Really?
07:59 You like that, right?
08:00 Um, I like it, but I just think it should melt.
08:03 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
08:05 Okay, well...
08:09 Do you wanna kiss me now?
08:10 How about this? Um, um, um...
08:12 Still wanna kiss me, huh?
08:13 Uh, uh, let's do this!
08:15 What?
08:16 There! It's a present, right?
08:18 Wow.
08:19 Makes you wanna, makes you wanna kiss me, and, uh, please don't throw in lava.
08:22 Uh, Ian, I would never.
08:24 It's really incredible. Great job!
08:26 I knew you'd like it.
08:28 Why don't you follow me to a romantic dinner I have set up?
08:31 Uh...
08:32 I knew you'd like it. Anyway...
08:34 Why don't you win the gold statue?
08:35 Yeah, let me get it packed up and...
08:36 What?
08:37 Ah!
08:38 Uh-oh.
08:39 Huh? Wha-? Wha-? Wait, wait!
08:41 You knocked it in?
08:42 Did it? Did it?
08:43 Oh, no.
08:44 Oh, lava!
08:45 That was so much gold!
08:47 I need it!
08:49 Ah!
08:50 Okay!
08:52 See you later, Ian! Bye!
08:54 Uh-oh. Ooh.
08:55 Oh, hey, Aph!
08:56 Hey, Gene!
08:57 You ready for our date?
08:59 Uh...
09:00 I guess.
09:01 All right, now follow me.
09:03 I'll take you to my secret spot.
09:05 Better be good, Gene.
09:06 Hey, um, Gene?
09:08 Why are we out so far in the middle of the woods?
09:10 Ha ha ha ha.
09:11 Oh, you'll see.
09:12 This is where the magic's at.
09:14 If by magic you mean, what, the lockers?
09:16 Uh, yeah.
09:17 It's where I practice being a bully.
09:19 Really?
09:20 Here.
09:21 Ha!
09:22 Get in there, loser!
09:23 Ow!
09:24 Pretty cool, huh?
09:26 Uh...
09:27 Whatever.
09:29 More concerning you got spawn eggs, though.
09:31 It's a lot of work considering you just fight it off.
09:33 Ha ha ha.
09:35 Hard to impress, huh?
09:37 I like that.
09:38 Join me for a totally cool picnic?
09:40 Sure, I guess.
09:43 I've never taken someone to prepare for this kind of stuff.
09:46 I've got a lot of surprises.
09:48 And all down the--
09:49 Hey, you!
09:50 This is our picnic now!
09:52 Hey!
09:53 Get out of here, loser!
09:54 Jerk!
09:55 Hmm, guess you really are a bully.
09:57 Have a seat.
09:58 Okay, thanks.
09:59 One for you, one for me.
10:02 Oh, fruit crush.
10:03 You shouldn't have.
10:04 Ha ha.
10:05 Let me just, uh...
10:07 Put that over here and--
10:08 Oh!
10:09 Oh!
10:10 Um, uh-oh.
10:11 Psh, what happened, Clumsy?
10:12 Yeah, I totally spilled all the drink.
10:15 I need to go get changed.
10:16 Whoops!
10:17 Gotta go, buh-bye.
10:18 Uh, what?
10:19 Maybe I can change my skin real quick.
10:23 Let's see who's next.
10:25 He's gonna find me so ugly.
10:27 Ha ha.
10:28 All right, changed my skin.
10:29 That's how it totally works, right?
10:31 Why are you dressed like that?
10:33 Oh, I know.
10:34 So ugly, right?
10:35 Ugh.
10:36 Can't stand to be around me, I'm sure.
10:37 Uh, psh, yeah, exactly.
10:39 Cute is gross.
10:41 Ugh!
10:42 I think we need to do some bullying to cancel out this cuteness.
10:46 Follow me.
10:47 What?
10:48 I'll show you how it's done.
10:49 Oh, man, I thought it was gonna kick me out.
10:50 Ah, perfect.
10:52 All right, now, watch closely.
10:55 Hey, I-- how about that kiss, though?
10:56 Shut up, loser!
10:57 Oh!
10:58 Oh!
10:59 Oh, he did.
11:00 Oh, he did.
11:01 Are you okay?
11:02 Yeah, no, I'm totally okay.
11:03 Just, uh, slipped.
11:04 Gene, you should really act better than this.
11:07 How do you expect anyone to ever kiss you if you're a jerk like that?
11:11 Jerk?
11:12 I don't know.
11:13 Maybe you like bad boys.
11:15 Ugh.
11:16 I like the style, not actually being a bad person.
11:19 Stop lecturing me!
11:21 You sound like my mom.
11:22 I could never date someone like you.
11:25 Okay, get out of here, Gene.
11:26 Wait, you forgot a kiss?
11:27 Ugh, never!
11:29 Everyone, meeting!
11:31 Yes, Aunt Mo?
11:32 Okay, yes, sure thing.
11:33 Oh, how are you three here, Wendy?
11:35 What do you eat?
11:36 Yeah!
11:37 Ugh, listen, this whole thing's getting ridiculous, okay?
11:40 I'm gonna be late for my date with Aaron, so here's what we're gonna do.
11:44 We're all gonna go on a group date, the rest of you, okay?
11:47 Oh!
11:48 Oh!
11:49 Okay.
11:50 Oh, oh, oh!
11:51 Can I come?
11:52 Can I come?
11:53 I got you a rose!
11:54 No, I already went all day with you!
11:55 Oh!
11:56 Okay.
11:57 Forget it, Aph, it's gonna be so romantic with just us!
12:00 Yeah, only me, though.
12:02 No, me!
12:03 You wish!
12:04 What?
12:05 Alright, you know what?
12:06 Let's just finish this over with, rip off the band-aid, let's go.
12:08 Okay.
12:09 Okay, so now that we're out of the hub and got some time to breathe,
12:12 you guys need to do some activities we can all do together.
12:16 Oh!
12:17 Okay.
12:18 Aw, how sweet.
12:20 [fighting]
12:49 I'll take care of Pearson, him first.
12:53 Yeah, I'll take care of him and then I'll take care of you!
12:56 Excuse me?
12:58 I said what I said!
13:00 Oh, guys, guys, guys, guys!
13:02 Looks like I saved Aphmau, so how about that?
13:05 Okay, no!
13:06 Ugh!
13:07 Oh, my body!
13:08 Don't do that!
13:09 Eat cookie!
13:10 Oh, thank you.
13:11 What a bad idea.
13:13 I'm just gonna go now.
13:15 Ugh, finally some peace and quiet.
13:17 I don't know if I even want to play today right now.
13:19 I--huh?
13:20 [panting]
13:21 What?
13:22 Aphmau!
13:23 Hey, Ian.
13:24 Aphmau, Aphmau, I have something important to tell you.
13:26 Yes?
13:27 It's that you were right.
13:30 Okay, about what?
13:32 Well, you know, I'm just so glad that you taught me that my love for gold was just--
13:39 What?
13:40 --holding me back.
13:42 Wait, are you--are you giving up gold?
13:45 I've never been more serious, and so I've decided to renounce gold and--
13:50 Hey, and--and I'm gonna renounce gold and have love instead!
13:57 Um...
13:58 What?
13:59 Okay, okay, okay.
14:00 Ian?
14:01 One, two--
14:02 Think--no, Ian, think about this.
14:04 Three!
14:05 What?
14:06 I did it!
14:09 Ian?
14:10 So, kiss?
14:11 Kiss?
14:12 Kiss?
14:13 I--I think you need to just kind of take that in.
14:16 Kiss?
14:17 Kiss?
14:18 Oh, hey, Gene!
14:19 Hey!
14:20 What are you--what are you doing here?
14:22 Just watching an idiot burn some gold.
14:25 Hey!
14:26 Who are you calling an idiot, idiot?
14:28 Uh, yeah, anyway, hey, Aph, you know, you really helped me realize something.
14:32 Oh, what--was it you want to kiss me too?
14:36 No, I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:38 Is that I don't hate my mom and that I would totally date someone like her.
14:43 What?
14:44 What?
14:45 I can't--oh, but--
14:46 You're weird!
14:47 Okay, maybe that came out a little weird.
14:48 But--but--but--but--but--
14:49 Come on, just--you could still kiss me though, right?
14:52 No, me, me.
14:53 You want to kiss me?
14:54 Come on, come on, come on.
14:55 Come on, come on, come on.
14:56 Come on, come on, come on.
14:57 I get what you're saying, your mom is a nice person--
14:58 Ah!
14:59 Stop!
15:00 What?
15:01 You're going cuckoo bananas!
15:02 The dates were bad, I'm not gonna kiss you!
15:04 Uh, I mean, that doesn't matter, you can still kiss us!
15:07 I need that kiss!
15:08 I need it!
15:09 No, no, no, no, no, no.
15:10 I need it more.
15:11 Me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
15:12 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:13 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
15:14 You're a cuckoo banana!
15:15 I get it!
15:16 I get it!
15:17 Give me the smooch!
15:18 Give me the kiss!
15:19 Half mouth!
15:20 Guys, just tell me why is everyone after me like this?
15:21 I just want a kiss!
15:22 Just a little smooch!
15:23 No, it's my kiss, Gene!
15:24 No, it's my kiss!
15:25 Huh?
15:26 No.
15:27 Hey, no!
15:28 No, my kiss!
15:29 Nope, nope, nope, it's my kiss.
15:30 Guys, listen!
15:31 Hey!
15:32 Huh?
15:33 What?
15:34 Huh?
15:35 Look, I'll give the kiss, but I can only use one kiss.
15:40 It's the law.
15:41 Oh, so it's mine!
15:42 No, it's mine!
15:43 Yeah, I guess you're just going to have to go find.
15:44 It's mine!
15:45 It's mine!
15:46 It's mine!
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18:57 I I just burned my gold for nothing. Yeah, he did
19:00 Sorry about that Aaron
19:06 So let's go mining. How about that? Yeah sure thing. Yeah, there you go baby kiss all the cheek again
19:14 Aaron wait he's flying. No