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00:00 My name is Aphmau, and my school bully is in love with me.
00:04 This guy is the worst bully in Minecraft, and only picks on me.
00:09 And when he finds out my secret, he decides to use it against me
00:13 to get me to do his bidding.
00:15 But when I find out he likes me, he may just open up to changing his ways
00:20 or risk staying a bully.
00:23 Zane, what's going on in there?
00:27 Likes and subscribes, Aphmau! Likes and subscribes!
00:32 Make sure to like and subscribe!
00:34 Today's gonna be the best school day, 'cause I got a new notebook,
00:38 and it's cute, and my favorite color, and I'm gonna write all my notes in it,
00:41 and I should probably go draw on it. That's it.
00:42 You know what? At least I tried.
00:44 - What the? - What's up, Aphmau?
00:47 Did you have a great trip?
00:49 - My notebook! - It was already at fall!
00:53 Gene, what'd you do that for?
00:56 I don't know what you're talking about.
00:58 Don't play dumb, Gene.
01:00 I don't know. I don't think anyone saw that.
01:04 Did you see me do that, Zane?
01:06 Uh, see what?
01:08 No, seriously, I've got hair over my right side,
01:12 and it's just blocking everything.
01:14 Just leave me alone, Gene!
01:16 Fine, fine, I'm sorry.
01:19 Here, let me help you out.
01:21 Well, that's kinda nice of you, Gene, actually.
01:25 - What the? - Oh!
01:28 - Shocking prank! - Thank you, Gene!
01:30 I know. I'm sorry!
01:32 - Ow! - I hit the tree!
01:34 - Aaron! - I have to get from being a meanie, Gene.
01:41 - Stop! What are you doing? - What?
01:43 - What? - That's what you get!
01:45 Are you serious? Fine, he can get away.
01:48 I'll see you later, Aph.
01:50 - Gene. - Aaron.
01:52 He's so mean to me. I just can't stand him.
01:56 - Aaron, where are you? - My notebook.
01:58 - I gotta get to work. - And it's all dirty and everything,
02:01 and I was looking forward to using it.
02:03 At least I can go to my special place before the bell rings.
02:07 So here's my locker, and then...
02:10 Nobody knows about this place at all.
02:13 I can absolutely come here whenever I have a moment that I need to myself.
02:17 I guess I'll have to use my red notebook.
02:19 Fine, I'll use this to close up my area.
02:22 Perfect.
02:25 Alright, as long as I have that place and nobody knows about it, I should be good.
02:29 Let me throw away this.
02:31 Oh, it was nice. Maybe next time.
02:34 Huh? Oh! Time to go to class!
02:36 I can't be late to class! Oh no!
02:39 I shouldn't have gone over there. Huh?
02:41 What?
02:42 - Oh, yeah! - What are you doing?
02:46 Oh, hey Aphmau. How you smelling today?
02:51 - Aphmau's better than you, that's for sure. - Oh, yeah?
02:55 Well, maybe if I smelled better, you wouldn't have such a big crush on me.
02:59 What? That doesn't even make any sense. I don't have a crush on you.
03:02 - Aphmau has a crush. - Ooh!
03:07 Stop it! You guys are...
03:09 You know what? That's fine. Just...
03:13 What the... Who did that?
03:16 - Hey, Gene. - Yeah? What is it, nerd?
03:21 Well, I'm not a nerd. You're a nerd.
03:23 I was thinking maybe you and I should have a prank on.
03:26 Oh, yeah?
03:28 - But you're on. - Oh, yeah?
03:30 Hey, Zane, you should look in your desk there.
03:34 What? What did you put in my desk?
03:37 - Okay. That was pretty... - Pranked you!
03:41 - Yeah, that was good. - Are you okay, Zane?
03:44 - Yeah. - That was a mean prank, Ian.
03:47 - It was a cool prank. - You know, Ian, that wasn't too bad.
03:50 - Mine's gonna be better, though. - Oh, yeah? Yeah, right.
03:53 Oh, just wait, buddy. You'll see it's way better.
03:57 - I believe this is... - Huh?
03:59 - Uh-oh. - Oh!
04:02 - What'd I say? - Even I thought that was funny.
04:04 - Yeah, that was pretty good. - Oh, it hurts to laugh.
04:06 - You guys are mean! - Aw, what's the matter, little stinky?
04:09 - What's the weirdo crush? - Your face is kind of funny.
04:13 I don't even like him! Jerks, I'm going back to my locker!
04:17 Ah, finally, a break from all the craziness in school.
04:21 Stupid Gene, making me sit on a whoopee cushion and being just mean to me!
04:26 - Oh, well, what do you know? - Yeah.
04:29 - Huh. - What? What do you know? What?
04:32 - Well, what is all of this about? - How is it perfect?
04:36 - What are you doing in here? - Well, I was gonna prank your locker, you know,
04:40 but then, um, you walked into it and never came out.
04:44 - I can't believe you've just been hiding in my locker. - Yeah, well, here I am.
04:48 You know what? Get out of here. How did you even find this place?
04:50 This is a secret place just for me to get away from, not for you to be into.
04:53 Yeah, yeah, I'll leave, I'll leave. Just, uh, let me take a selfie.
04:58 - What? - Oh, yeah.
04:59 Stop taking pictures of my place! Stop it!
05:02 - Hey! - Stop!
05:04 - Give me your phone! - Uh, no.
05:07 You see, now that I have pictures of your secret place,
05:11 - you're gonna do whatever I tell you to. - What?
05:14 And, of course, if you don't, I'll show everybody about your secret place.
05:19 - You wouldn't! - Oh, you know I would.
05:22 - Fine. What do you want me to do? - First, you have to be my minion.
05:27 - What? No way. Absolutely not. - Oh.
05:30 Well, then I guess I'll just tell everyone.
05:33 And you know that having a secret base is against the rules, right?
05:37 - I mean, you don't want to get expelled. - Fine. Fine.
05:41 You know what? You're dumb. Working for you is gonna be dumb.
05:45 Oh, we'll see about that.
05:47 Fine. Let's go.
05:49 - You're so cheap. - Ghost locker!
05:52 - You saw nothing! - Uh, okay. Yeah.
05:56 - One more selfie. - Stop it!
05:59 - Just... - Hey, F! Where are you going?
06:03 The library. I've got stuff to do. Leave me alone.
06:06 - I think I'll come with you. - What?
06:09 - I want to check out how my new menu is doing. - No! You jerk.
06:14 Oh, yeah. I mean, we wouldn't want my hand to slip
06:17 and send those pictures of your secret base to the whole school now.
06:21 Fine. You can follow me. Just don't expect me to do anything.
06:26 - Oh. Hey, F! - Yeah?
06:30 - Kim looks awfully focused. - Oh, yeah.
06:34 She's being focused. You're supposed to be quiet.
06:37 Oh, yes. Of course you're right.
06:39 Or you could dump that smoothie on her head.
06:42 - No! - Oh, really?
06:45 Maybe I could just send these awesome pictures I have of the secret base.
06:49 Fine! Don't show my secret base to anybody.
06:52 I've got diamonds in there. Mine goes forever. Fine.
06:56 - Let's dump the smoothie on her head. - Do it!
06:59 - Reading my book. - Yeah.
07:03 - Gotta grab my spoon. Oh, F-Mal? - I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
07:11 - This is so gross! F-Mal! How could you do that? - I'm so sorry!
07:17 - I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! - Dicky!
07:21 You just look like you were getting overheated with thinking.
07:24 - Too much. - It's gonna take forever to get this off.
07:28 - Let me help you clean up, okay? - Thanks. No, thanks.
07:33 Did you actually need something from the library or were you just here to bother me?
07:36 I was actually gonna get a book here.
07:39 Okay, cool. Well, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Thanks.
07:43 - Kim, I'm sorry! - That's not the right way. Sorry. Brain freeze.
07:48 You're a jerk!
07:50 - Alright, just give me the- - What's the matter?
07:53 Fine. I'm just gonna get this book right here.
07:57 - Oh, come on. You're so short. It's pathetic. - What?
08:04 - Here. - Huh? Oh.
08:06 - There you go. - Oh, thank you. Thank you so much. I appreciate it.
08:10 - Yeah, uh... - Are you okay?
08:13 You know what? It's- Whatever. Just- Let's go do something else, okay?
08:17 - I'm gonna read my book. - Oh, no. He's gonna wake him up.
08:21 - Let's see. Gene? Gene! - Shh!
08:26 - What are you doing? - Go away!
08:28 - What? - Leave her alone.
08:32 Stop it! Casey's my friend!
08:34 - Gene! Stop it! - What are you doing?
08:41 - Hey! Whoa! Oh! I have no- - Hey!
08:45 - Gene! - Hi. How are you doing?
08:49 - Good. How are you guys doing? What's going on? - Whoa! What's that out the window?
08:54 - Gene, what are you doing? - What's what?
08:56 You know what? I'm sick and tired of you getting in my way.
08:59 - How about this? How about you tell Casey that Zane said she's the ugliest girl in school? - I don't see anything.
09:05 - No! Casey's my friend! - Do it or else.
09:09 - Oh, no! I don't see anything! - Hey, um...
09:13 - You, uh... Casey... - Huh? What's up?
09:18 - I heard, um... that Zane... - *laughs*
09:24 - ...thought you were the... ugly... - *gasps*
09:29 - Um... yeah. - What?
09:32 - Oh! Was that what he said? - Gene! Shut up!
09:36 - He said you were the... - What?
09:38 - He said you were the ugliest girl in school.
09:40 - *gasps* Why would he do that? - *whines*
09:45 - Thanks for telling me, Aphmau. You're such a good friend! - Huh?
09:50 - For telling me! - What?
09:53 - I'm so sorry! - *whines*
09:55 - No, it's okay. I'm just gonna go cry in the bathroom now. - *snores*
10:00 - *whines* Why would he say that?
10:05 - Gene! - What was that all about?
10:08 - You're such a jerk! I don't even know why I'm doing this!
10:11 - *growls* - What? Why am I a jerk?
10:15 - Look at yourself in the mirror! - What's your problem?
10:19 - My problem? You're so mean! I can't believe you made me do that!
10:23 - Listen, I don't understand why she wasn't mad at you for that.
10:26 - Because Casey actually thinks I'm her friend. She doesn't think I'd lie.
10:30 - What? Why? - Because you're actually nice to people.
10:34 - You know, how about being nice? Maybe if you actually tried it, people would like you for once.
10:38 - Whoa, whoa, wait, what? I thought people did like me.
10:42 - *laughs* - *snorts*
10:45 - You know what? Let's just find out. Just because they're always laughing at you, they're only laughing at you when they're like, "Pick on me!"
10:50 - Look! Inui! - Yeah, I was super stickier.
10:53 - Inui, I gotta ask you a question. - Oh, hey, so what's up?
10:56 - Do you like Gene? Is Gene good? - Uh, Gene... How to describe him...
11:01 - He put me in a tree once. - Yeah, but did you like it?
11:06 - No. - Oh.
11:08 - Hm. Kim, what about Gene? What do you think of him?
11:10 - Well, I heard Gene took all the books out of the library and didn't even read them.
11:15 - Duh. Who reads books? - Ian! - Ian, jerk. Ian.
11:20 - *snorts* - Huh?
11:22 - Do you like Gene? Is he a good guy? Would you be friends with him?
11:24 - Oh, no, I don't want to be friends with anyone. - Except maybe you.
11:28 - What? - I don't know what that was about. Anyway!
11:33 - I gotta go! I gotta go! - Yeah.
11:35 - Oops, couple of minutes. - Put this basketball here.
11:38 - Mac. - Mac.
11:39 - Huh. What do you think about Gene? - Gene? Oh, he's flawless.
11:44 - Ha! See? Flawless. Mac likes me.
11:47 - Ehh, I mean, I mostly just mean you're flawless at scaring people out of the halls,
11:52 which makes it easier for me to do my job as the Hall Monitor!
11:56 - So everyone thinks he's a jerk, right? - Oh.
11:59 - Hmmmm. - I do! - I gotta go!
12:02 - Yeah, for real. Totally a jerk, Gene! - Hmm.
12:05 - Oh, well, I thought everyone liked me. I mean, if they liked me, then I thought you'd like me.
12:13 - You know what? Hmm. How about this? Since nobody likes you, how about I help you be good?
12:19 - Uh, I don't... - Great! Lucky for you, I'm an expert at being nice, okay?
12:24 It'll be good, trust me. It's good for you. - Oh, uh, sure. Whatever.
12:29 - What, are you scared? - I'm not scared of anything, okay?
12:32 - Alright, I'm gonna be your coach. Come on!
12:34 - Okay, alright. Now we just need to talk about you being a good person.
12:38 So look, over there. See? There's a problem with the lunch line, right?
12:41 - Okay. - What do you think the nice thing to do here would be?
12:45 - Um, kick everyone out of line and tell them to find food somewhere else? That sounds right.
12:50 - No! We're gonna go help out in the kitchen because it's the nice thing to do. Come on, let's go.
12:55 - Oh. - Yeah. I don't know what happened in the kitchen. Let's find out what happened. Hello?
12:58 - Gosh, why are we supposed to help out there? - Oh, fell asleep. Um, okay. Don't worry. We got this.
13:04 Um, hello, good sir. What can we get for you?
13:07 - Ah, jeez! Don't throw any food at me! Please, please, please, please, please, please!
13:11 - I'm not gonna throw any food. Just, just take it. Here.
13:16 - Oh, pizza! Uh, uh, um, thanks, Gene. - Thanks, Noynex!
13:21 - See ya! - Hello, sir. What would you like? Lunch? Gene, get him some lunch.
13:24 - I'd like some pizza as well. - Here's your lunch.
13:27 - No, Gene! Stop! Stop! - What?
13:29 - Hey! - Gene! Stop! We don't want that.
13:31 - Cut it out! - Come on! My hand slipped!
13:34 - Give him his lunch. - Fine. Here's your lunch.
13:39 - Huh. - Sorry.
13:41 - Okay, uh, thank you, I guess. - Good. Good. You did a good job.
13:45 - Huh. - Next!
13:47 - Oh, hello! - Oh, hey, uh...
13:49 - Thank you. - Give him your lunch.
13:51 - Want your lunch? - Oh.
13:53 - Uh, I don't think he wanted the lunch. Um...
13:57 - It's okay! Don't worry! You did a good job, and...
14:01 - It's KC! Alright, come on! Let's go over there. Come on!
14:04 - Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! What are we doing?
14:06 - We're gonna go explain things and clear everything up with KC, since you made me lie to her.
14:11 - Wait, we're... why?
14:13 - Yeah, you know, since you made me lie to her.
14:16 - Wait. Is lying not nice? Is this... are you serious?
14:20 - KC! Hey!
14:22 - Hi, what's going on?
14:25 - Um, Gene has something to tell you.
14:28 - Huh? What is it?
14:30 - I, uh...
14:33 - I...
14:35 - Come on.
14:37 - I, uh...
14:39 - Do it for me.
14:43 - I'm not doing it. No, no, no.
14:45 - Am I really that ugly?
14:48 - No, KC, you're not ugly at all. You're beautiful.
14:51 - Gene! Gene!
14:54 - What?
14:56 - Well, looks like you've gotten soft, Gene.
15:00 - Yeah!
15:02 - You're just jealous because people are starting to like Gene.
15:05 - What?
15:07 - No way. People like me.
15:09 - Um...
15:11 - Well, uh, Pierce likes me. Don't you, Pierce?
15:15 - Uh, sure, sure. Yeah, probably.
15:17 - Whatever. You know what?
15:19 - It's time for one big final prank showdown.
15:22 - All right? You and your minion versus me and my minion.
15:26 - Wait, am I a minion?
15:28 - Are you there or being somewhere else?
15:30 - Okay, I guess it's happening now.
15:31 - Oh, you know what? You're wrong.
15:33 - Gene!
15:34 - What? I got a reputation to protect, at least.
15:37 - Ugh.
15:38 - Besides, no one likes that Ian kid.
15:40 - All right, let's see what these two bozos...
15:42 - Gene, you don't have to do this.
15:44 - Oh, come on. What is this?
15:46 - You're not a...
15:47 - Oh, oh, so you did show up.
15:49 - You weren't too chicken to show up.
15:51 - Yeah!
15:52 - The only chicken I like is grilled, and after I kick your butt.
15:57 - Wow. Good one.
15:58 - That's totally not going to happen.
16:00 Oh, yeah? Ready to watch the greatest prank you've ever seen?
16:03 - Yeah! Absurd! And be amazed!
16:05 - Okay, okay.
16:06 - I'm going to run.
16:07 - Yeah, we better take a step back.
16:08 - This isn't even a...
16:09 - Ha ha ha!
16:10 - Ha ha! It was a resounding success!
16:13 - Whatever.
16:14 - Did it!
16:15 - Pretty good, huh, Gene?
16:16 - Yeah, what'd you think?
16:18 Can't blow up this school like we did, huh?
16:20 - Yeah!
16:21 - Gene, don't.
16:23 - What?
16:24 - You're better than that.
16:25 - Matt, you can do something!
16:27 - Oh, Matt!
16:28 - Can act out!
16:29 - Fine.
16:30 - That was a good prank.
16:32 - Uh, uh...
16:33 - I'll, uh...
16:34 - I guess, uh...
16:35 - I'll clean up.
16:36 - I bet you couldn't blow up a bigger hole in the field like we did.
16:39 - Yeah, I would fix it!
16:40 - Teacher!
16:41 - I just missed a bystander! We didn't do it!
16:43 - Peach, run!
16:44 - It's heavy! You spilled in the hole!
16:45 - Wow, Gene!
16:46 That's really nice of you to fix the field like that.
16:49 - Yeah, good on you.
16:50 - See?
16:51 - I knew he could be nice.
16:52 - I respect you.
16:53 - Damn it.
16:54 - I've had enough!
16:55 - Huh?
16:56 - Being good is for losers!
16:57 - What?
16:58 - You should just like me for being bad!
16:59 - What?
17:00 - What's happening?
17:01 - Me?
17:02 - Yeah!
17:03 - You mean me?
17:04 Like you?
17:05 - Yes!
17:06 You!
17:07 Like me!
17:08 - What?
17:09 - I like you, duh, duh, duh...
17:10 - Wait, you like me?
17:11 - Like, uh...
17:12 - What'd you say?
17:13 - Like, making fun of you!
17:14 - What?
17:15 Jerk!
17:16 - And now, you're gonna do it all over again.
17:17 - What?
17:18 - You're gonna do it all over again.
17:19 - What?
17:20 - You're gonna do it all over again.
17:21 - What?
17:22 - You're gonna do it all over again.
17:23 - What?
17:24 - You're gonna do as I say, or else.
17:25 - No, you know what?
17:26 Fine!
17:27 I don't wanna be friends with you, or even listen to you, or even help you anymore.
17:28 - Well, fine then!
17:29 You're fired!
17:30 - You bet!
17:31 I quit!
17:32 - Oh yeah, I've got all the evidence on my phone.
17:33 - What?
17:34 You just...
17:35 Wait, no!
17:36 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
17:37 - And I'm gonna go deliver it right now to the teachers.
17:38 - No!
17:39 This is so bad, this is so bad!
17:40 - Gene!
17:41 - Wait, wait!
17:42 Please don't tell them!
17:43 I'm sorry!
17:44 - Oh, I'm gonna tell everyone all about this.
17:45 - Stop!
17:46 - And you know what?
17:47 There just happens to be a teacher right there.
17:48 Hey there, teach!
17:49 Wanna check out Half-Miles Walker?
17:50 Get outta here!
17:51 - No!
17:52 - Come on!
17:53 - There's nothing you should see in there!
17:54 - Ha!
17:55 Just like I...
17:56 - Huh?
17:57 - What?
17:58 - What did you...
17:59 - Wait a minute.
18:00 - But...
18:01 What the...
18:02 What?
18:03 What did you do?
18:04 - It's not working.
18:05 - It's fine.
18:06 It's fine.
18:07 - I'm sorry.
18:08 - It's fine.
18:09 - I'm sorry.
18:10 - I'm sorry.
18:11 - It's fine.
18:12 - I'm sorry.
18:13 - It's fine.
18:14 - I'm sorry.
18:15 - It's fine.
18:16 It's fine.
18:17 I still have my photo evidence, and everyone's gonna know about your secret...
18:22 - Hey!
18:23 - Whoops!
18:24 - Hey!
18:25 That's my phone!
18:26 - Wow.
18:27 What a bad place to leave your phone.
18:28 - What?
18:29 - Hm.
18:30 Well, you got a problem?
18:31 - You're lucky I'm in no mood to deal with you.
18:36 - Call someone who cares.
18:37 Oh, wait.
18:38 You can't.
18:39 - I can't believe you!
18:40 I'll be back for you and...
18:41 - Hey, thanks.
18:48 - Whatever.
18:49 Don't be dumb next time.
18:53 - Stupid potato.
18:54 - Why are there so many people not like me?
18:55 - Ugh.
18:55 Why are there so many people not like me?
18:58 [GROWLS]