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00:00 Friends, hatred is a very important thing.

00:03 To hate is actually to love.

00:06 Until you hate, you cannot love.

00:09 In life, we have a lot of hatred, we don't control it.

00:13 We should.

00:14 We love success, we love hope.

00:17 We love the beautiful things in the world, but who will hate?

00:22 Let me explain this a little.

00:24 A mother loves her children, she always embraces them.

00:28 And a father says that if anything goes against his children,

00:34 he will wipe it out.

00:36 Hate like a father, love like a mother.

00:39 If you don't hate the roots, it will cut the crops of your children,

00:45 eat them, kill them, which you love.

00:50 That's why hatred is a beautiful emotion.

00:52 Hate failure, hate hopelessness.

00:55 Hate all the things in life that take you down,

01:00 take you to the depths of success.

01:04 Until you hate those things, you will not be motivated,

01:08 you will not have the courage, you will spend your life in love with success.

01:12 But you don't know that where I am sitting, I have to hate that place

01:16 so that I can go to a better place.

01:18 Let's start today's show with this message.

01:21 Today we take you to the Hiranja set and see what is happening.

01:24 Hey Ramiya. Yes, uncle.

01:26 When we got the money, you got disrespected.

01:30 And? And stop this nonsense.

01:33 Oh, sorry, you keep going.

01:35 Who are you? What are you doing in Ranja's village?

01:39 I am Ranja's elder brother. And he?

01:41 He is our work. But why is he so shy?

01:44 Oh, just the Sai people are here.

01:46 Okay, now you have a lot of money.

01:48 It's been a great favor. Why isn't it working, friend?

01:51 Sir, then the money of the people is theirs.

01:54 But Mr. Haroon, Ranja's family was not rich before.

01:58 You used to eat and drink, the matter is fine.

02:00 Thank God, Pao Pandey was rich before.

02:03 Paonk Pandey was very much. Not Paonk.

02:06 Pao Pandey.

02:08 Okay, now you have become so rich that you have also ordered a gold watch from the next generation.

02:13 There was a lot of money before, but now we have become ten times richer.

02:20 How is that?

02:21 The crop of the coriander is very good.

02:23 And how did you earn money from coriander?

02:27 The crop of elephant, we have 6.5 crore rupees left from the coriander.

02:31 How big is the field on which the coriander was planted?

02:33 In one canal.

02:34 Oh, brother, coriander is found in the mouth.

02:37 No, he is considering marijuana as coriander in my case.

02:40 And what kind of coriander is this?

02:43 You didn't understand the matter.

02:44 Our coriander has come from the new airport.

02:49 Oh, the land has come in it.

02:51 We brought the coriander there, we got the coriander.

02:54 Sir, so much money has come, our seven generations.

02:58 Oh no, Choyji, curse of Ripayee.

03:00 He started saying something else, not curse.

03:03 Our seven generations can eat by sitting.

03:06 Can't eat by moving?

03:08 By the way, the food should be eaten sitting, it is not good to eat by dancing.

03:12 He has told you something wrong, a person who eats by moving, he goes to the horse.

03:17 Ramya, what is this on the bank of the canal?

03:21 It looks like a lightning.

03:22 It is lightning, why did the lightning get the coat?

03:26 Big Choyji was also wearing it.

03:27 Oh, man, see it.

03:31 Come Choyji sir.

03:32 So, lightning can be on the bank of the canal, what is surprising in this?

03:35 It looks like it is drowning somewhere.

03:37 Save him, he is a fool.

03:39 He will not save the drowning peon.

03:45 Choyji sir, there are many fairies on the canal.

03:47 Sir.

03:50 And you are not doing anything.

03:52 Moral support.

03:53 Ranje, finally Ranje's dead body reached his village.

04:00 And see that there is a smile on his face, even while dying.

04:04 He was a decent man, see poor guy, it doesn't seem that he is alive.

04:08 But see, he reached where the dough was.

04:11 Where the dough was.

04:12 This was my prayer, give it to me.

04:14 You are dead for us today, and you are not dead for us tomorrow.

04:16 Hey, enough.

04:17 He died anyway.

04:18 See.

04:20 We will tell you what happened.

04:21 He fell in the river.

04:23 Oh.

04:24 Yes.

04:25 Now I thought he fell in the sky.

04:26 But I don't understand that he fell in the river,

04:29 neither his anger came down, nor his dhoti is wet,

04:32 and there is no difference in his hairstyle.

04:35 Irza, he didn't let his hand go to the banjo.

04:37 He didn't let his hand go to the banjo.

04:38 Hey, Tido.

04:43 Hey, Tido.

04:44 He left me alone.

04:46 He is an old man.

04:48 I would have gone with you.

04:52 You are talking nonsense.

04:54 Hey, look at the ground, how much land we have.

04:58 Sir, it's a piece of shit.

05:00 Hey, Tido.

05:02 See, the man didn't even leave his hand.

05:05 Where did the dough go?

05:06 He didn't even let the soil touch his shoes.

05:10 He didn't even let the water touch him.

05:11 Now do one thing, call the relatives,

05:15 and bury him.

05:16 Hey, Tido.

05:18 The water got pressed.

05:21 Hey, go.

05:23 Congratulations on his death.

05:25 I mean, go and tell your grandfathers.

05:27 What should I tell?

05:30 Go and tell your family that Tido is dead.

05:34 Hey, Ali won't go.

05:36 Why?

05:37 Ali lives.

05:38 His lungs must be full of water.

05:41 Try to take it out.

05:42 I will try a hundred times.

05:43 My mother is gone, my brother is here.

05:45 But he will survive.

05:47 Hey, it's better to save him than to save your life.

05:50 Save him.

05:51 Hey, go, fly away.

05:54 Ali will also live if he doesn't go.

05:57 Sir, ask him, he doesn't want to die.

06:02 I am his father's servant.

06:04 And ask Kamiya to talk.

06:06 Hey, get up.

06:08 Get up.

06:09 God, such hands are broken.

06:14 Which is this place, young man?

06:18 Where you were born?

06:19 I was about to die here.

06:22 Yes.

06:23 I thought someone had put a stone on my face.

06:25 Ask him, who is he?

06:27 How did you get so happy in the new house?

06:31 Ali, you are watching a dream on the net.

06:33 Hey, you were supposed to get married.

06:36 I didn't know which password he had put.

06:38 Brother, you?

06:42 Brother, it's me.

06:43 You had pushed me?

06:45 No, no, I had brought you here.

06:47 I was also bringing you here, but you didn't reach.

06:51 The road was so long, that I got tired.

06:54 Hey, brother.

06:56 You sit here and relax.

07:00 And tell us what happened?

07:02 Yes, uncle, I am here.

07:03 Take rest, my son.

07:04 Okay, uncle.

07:05 Here, I am here.

07:07 You take rest.

07:11 When you will wake up, I will tell you a story.

07:14 Uncle, tell me what happened?

07:17 You tell me, where is my sister?

07:19 Hey, Kamiya.

07:21 Get up.

07:22 You come there.

07:23 Go and call his shadow.

07:26 We would have drowned today, if we had any shadow.

07:29 By the way, did your sister not feel happy after meeting her brother?

07:32 She is worried that Heer,

07:35 who is her life's belongings, is left behind.

07:39 I had got Heer.

07:41 Okay.

07:42 I had run him in the boat and brought him to the dock.

07:46 Okay.

07:47 But destiny didn't support me on the way.

07:49 What did destiny not support?

07:51 You know everything sitting here.

07:53 Yes, I was here.

07:55 Two goons came.

07:57 Okay.

07:58 They left me at the dock.

07:59 On whose orders?

08:00 One, Muchal Jaya.

08:01 Yes.

08:02 He writes the story like this.

08:04 I am lying in the water for more days than you get angry.

08:09 How did you escape?

08:10 I came swimming.

08:12 Okay.

08:13 There were fishermen ahead.

08:14 Okay.

08:15 They caught me.

08:16 Good.

08:17 You would have got trapped.

08:18 I?

08:19 They said, where did you find a fish with a fish?

08:22 I told them the story.

08:25 Okay.

08:26 They again left me at the dock.

08:28 Why did you throw him after hearing the story?

08:30 He was very familiar with the story.

08:32 Then what happened?

08:33 You fell in the water again.

08:34 Then I came swimming to the bank of the river.

08:36 Okay.

08:37 Two goons were going.

08:38 Okay.

08:39 They caught me.

08:40 Okay.

08:41 They had a food stall.

08:42 They had fed me first.

08:43 Wow.

08:44 I told them the story.

08:46 Okay.

08:47 They again left me at the dock.

08:49 Why did they throw you?

08:51 They said, we have also had food stall.

08:53 You should have seen your food stall.

08:55 They must have got worried.

08:57 This is a tadpole and they have eaten so much food.

08:59 Okay.

09:00 Then I was going towards the river.

09:03 Okay.

09:04 Two farmers, may God bless them.

09:06 Okay.

09:07 They were going to fetch water from the well.

09:09 Okay.

09:10 They tried to catch me.

09:12 Okay.

09:13 I told them, should I tell the story here or outside?

09:15 They brought me to the bank of the river and left.

09:20 Okay.

09:21 I have heard your story.

09:22 Yes.

09:23 I want to go to the bank of the river.

09:25 You are my blood.

09:27 Why are you so close to me?

09:29 Greetings, Chaudhary.

09:30 Greetings.

09:32 How are you?

09:33 Greetings.

09:34 Greetings.

09:35 Is everything fine, Chaudhary Chuchak?

09:36 Where are you?

09:37 Do you know Chaudhary Chuchak?

09:39 Yes.

09:40 Chaudhary Chuchak is my Facebook ad.

09:42 Chaudhary, I have come to give you a big news.

09:47 What is it?

09:48 Is everything fine, Chaudhary Chuchak?

09:49 Your face is like a frog.

09:51 The frog who has been with me all my life

09:55 drowned in the river and died.

09:57 He died.

09:58 I am a widow, father.

10:00 Okay, then.

10:01 You can take my account.

10:02 Chaudhary Chuchak, the frog has come to fetch water.

10:06 Chaudhary, you fetch water from the well?

10:10 We will die in your well.

10:14 How many frogs will you throw?

10:16 The frog will come out from every well.

10:19 Chaudhary, I think you were as peaceful as you are unconscious.

10:23 Are you really my son?

10:24 Where did you go, leaving me?

10:26 Come here.

10:27 Chaudhary Chuchak, she is his wife.

10:29 I am married.

10:30 What proof do we have?

10:32 It could be someone else.

10:33 Yes, it could be an imposter.

10:36 I will beat you up and give you proof.

10:38 This is not proof.

10:39 Why?

10:40 You could be all the Brahmins.

10:42 Brother Chuchka, you are a fool.

10:46 Brother Chuchka, I can tell you.

10:50 She is Ranjha.

10:51 She is a servant at the airport.

10:54 Brother, this Chuchak has made me do so many things.

11:00 He doesn't let me do the work I want.

11:03 Chaudhary, you don't have to work for anyone.

11:08 Why?

11:09 Chaudhary, you have done my old injustice.

11:12 Now my son is a bigger Chaudhary than you.

11:15 We have bought 150 more forts.

11:17 All these lands are yours now.

11:20 All these lands are yours now?

11:22 150 forts.

11:23 150 forts?

11:24 150 forts?

11:26 150 forts?

11:30 150 forts?

11:34 This is 600-700 forts.

11:39 Brother Chuchka, I was telling you.

11:43 We don't have to look for a girl like her in the entire village.

11:47 Tell me, your face tells me that you are telling the truth.

11:51 Our daughter will be useful in our enmity.

11:55 Uncle, I will sell two forts and get you a new stick.

12:00 Ranjha, how many of these lands will you give me?

12:04 Don't worry.

12:05 We are four brothers.

12:06 We will kill them and give all of them to you.

12:10 But Ranjha, all the people are healthier than you.

12:14 Give it to me.

12:17 Tell me, where have you been all this while?

12:19 I was telling you.

12:20 The people who have beaten me up.

12:23 They will see that when you will come to marry Heer Siala,

12:26 I will not come out of my house with money.

12:29 I will come with some things and food.

12:31 I will walk.

12:32 I don't know which villages are there that are so dangerous.

12:36 I will spend the night there.

12:37 Then I will sleep in their garden.

12:41 Heer beat me up the first day.

12:44 Why did she beat you?

12:45 I don't know. She thought I was a fool.

12:47 Ranjha, you have forgotten the whole story.

12:51 You were not the one who was beaten up.

12:52 Lutan was beaten up.

12:54 Yes, Lutan was lying down.

12:55 No, you don't know.

12:56 She didn't beat me in front of you.

12:58 Oh, I see.

12:59 Then it was my turn.

13:01 I was busy with the theft.

13:04 Oh, I see.

13:05 I was busy for 8-10 days.

13:07 Yes.

13:08 Then I was busy for 8-10 years.

13:10 Yes.

13:11 Chaudhary said, "2-4 days more."

13:12 I was busy for 2-3 years.

13:15 Chaudhary didn't like my performance.

13:18 Chaudhary, you have no shame.

13:21 She was the daughter of a rich family.

13:23 I had told her that.

13:25 She looked at me and said, "You are a pauper."

13:27 I couldn't believe that he was the owner of so many lands.

13:33 I had travelled a lot to come here.

13:35 She is healthy.

13:36 But Heer's love is also true.

13:39 She didn't know that he had so many lands.

13:42 Listen to me, my dear.

13:44 Tell me.

13:45 I won't let your daughter go with you.

13:47 Why?

13:48 She has come to our house.

13:49 Oh, she has come to our house.

13:50 I have been staying at home for a long time.

13:52 You have been cooking parathas for me.

13:54 I can cook vegetables.

13:56 I can cook chickpeas.

13:57 I was going to make a small pot.

14:00 Father, I will cook some food for so many lands.

14:03 Aunt, he is not for the land.

14:05 I will cook food.

14:07 Son, you used to love to smoke.

14:12 But, Elijah, no smoking.

14:14 I am surprised at the man

14:17 who had thrown my son into the water.

14:21 Tell me, son.

14:23 Uncle, you shouldn't have thrown him.

14:27 Son, I am with you.

14:28 If you need any help,

14:30 I will take your orders.

14:31 Hey, Manavka.

14:32 Get lost.

14:34 Brother, you are misguiding me against Ranjeet.

14:38 Look at me.

14:40 He looks like Waheed Murad from this side.

14:42 He looks like Mustafa Qureshi from the other side.

14:45 And if you look at him from the front, he is Yusuf Khan.

14:48 That means, I have no one of my own.

14:50 Brother.

14:52 I am your brother.

14:53 I have a house of my own.

14:56 I have a house of my own.

14:57 Brother, you go and rest.

15:02 Greetings.

15:03 Greetings, sir.

15:04 Greetings.

15:05 Tell me, sir.

15:06 The boy was with us in the boat.

15:08 But, he is Ranjeet's murderer.

15:10 You are after us again.

15:13 Wait a minute, madam.

15:14 Tell me, sir.

15:15 Where is he?

15:16 I can't come to you.

15:18 I have only one son.

15:19 Then, I have only one son.

15:21 Tell me, what is it?

15:22 If you want to hear, then listen.

15:25 You are giving me money for nothing.

15:26 Your work is done.

15:27 What does he have to give money for?

15:29 Ranjeet Murad has come from here.

15:31 Oh, see.

15:33 As long as I don't see Ranjeet's dead body,

15:36 I won't give you a penny.

15:37 Don't be so arrogant.

15:38 Turn around and see.

15:39 Give him money.

15:40 (audience laughing)

15:43 [APPLAUSE]

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