How to Uninstall McAfee Antivirus | movie | 2013 | Official Trailer
Short comedy film in which the original creator of McAfee Antivirus, the eccentric millionaire John McAfee, teaches the | dG1fYktnZjVQYUJ6eWc
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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:02 Fuck.
00:04 Send.
00:06 Send.
00:07 Ah.
00:08 [GUNSHOT]
00:09 Oh.
00:10 Hello there.
00:12 My name is John McAfee.
00:13 I'm the founder of the McAfee Antivirus Software Company.
00:17 Although I've had nothing to do with this company for over 15
00:20 years, I still get volumes of mail asking,
00:24 how do I uninstall this software?
00:27 I have no idea.
00:28 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:32 I really need to quit.
00:42 As I said, I've had nothing to do with McAfee Software
00:45 for over 15 years.
00:47 I've had more pressing things to do.
00:50 But recent events have made me change my mind.
00:57 I've had, over the years, many responses
01:00 from users who are complaining about the difficulty
01:03 in removing the software.
01:05 I'd like to read you a few things.
01:08 Holy fucking shit.
01:10 I was drawing for like five hours
01:12 straight on this marvelous drawing,
01:14 and I had to do a big ass scan that slows
01:17 the shit out of my computer.
01:19 It was McAfee, of course.
01:21 My computer is always really fast,
01:23 but that son of a bitch has to come fuck it up.
01:25 Here's another.
01:26 My free trial for McAfee, or however it's spelled, expired.
01:30 When it expired, it blocked PornHub.
01:32 Fuck McAfee.
01:34 Fuck them in their stupid faces.
01:36 I hope they all get dick and cunt rot
01:38 and die a slow, agonizing death for limiting
01:41 my porn use to XHamster.
01:44 No one should have to use XHamster.
01:46 I tried one final time and got the Urban Dictionary
01:49 definition for McAfee.
01:51 McAfee, a barely passable virus scanning
01:54 program that updates at the worst possible times.
01:58 Tends to render a computer completely useless whenever
02:00 it starts an update, which it doesn't ask to start,
02:03 and you cannot cancel or pause.
02:06 McAfee updates at horrible times,
02:09 almost like the creators want you to die.
02:13 So I finally remembered how to uninstall McAfee antivirus
02:17 software, and I've asked my friend Bartholomew
02:20 to walk you through the steps.
02:23 This is my lab tech, Bartholomew.
02:25 He's going to take you through, step by step,
02:27 the process of uninstalling the McAfee antivirus software.
02:31 Say hello, Bartholomew.
02:34 Yes, so if you need me, I'll be over here, and good luck.
02:39 The procedure for removing McAfee antivirus software
02:41 from your computer is as follows.
02:43 First, make sure you have a full backup.
02:45 Yes, Bartholomew, back it up.
02:48 Back it up.
02:48 That's right.
02:50 Very important.
02:51 Back it up.
02:52 Go ahead, Johnny.
02:53 Go like that.
02:54 Sir, should I be reading the instructions for the Mac or PC?
02:57 They're really quite different.
03:01 Depending on which edition and version of McAfee's
03:03 anti-malware software is installed on your computer,
03:07 you may have to click on Remove, Uninstall,
03:09 or a similarly named option to begin the uninstall process.
03:13 When finished, reboot the system.
03:16 John, are you getting this?
03:17 Yeah, yeah, yes.
03:20 You may have to download McAfee Consumer Product Removal Tool.
03:26 John?
03:27 Huh?
03:28 Yes?
03:29 Does that sound about right?
03:31 Well, not completely, you know.
03:32 I mean, it's always there.
03:33 It's watching.
03:34 It's been watching me for years.
03:35 Every time I turn on the fucking computer,
03:37 it's there looking at me.
03:38 You know, something went wrong.
03:39 15 years ago, I had some beautiful software,
03:41 and they took it over.
03:42 I don't know what they did.
03:43 It was like the time I hired that Bangkok prostitute
03:47 to do my taxes while I fucked my accountant.
03:49 It was terrible.
03:50 The same fucking thing is going on now.
03:52 But I know what to do.
03:52 I know exactly what to do.
03:54 Believe me, I've got a fucking solution right here.
03:56 [HEARTBEAT]
03:58 [GUNSHOT]
04:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:04 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:07 [DING]
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04:22 (classical music)