A parody show based on the popular anime Sword Art Online. | dHNfRmtwcUlwMTNIbkE
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00:00 Have you ever been wrong about something?
00:02 Of course you have, you microcephalic adopate!
00:05 Why, you probably don't even realize I just called you a moron!
00:08 It's sad, really, but there is hope.
00:11 I'm Kirito, founder and CEO of the Kirito is Always Right Foundation.
00:15 Here at CARF, we strive to bring knowledge to a world that is so utterly devoid of it.
00:20 I also just realized how terrible that acronym sounds, and won't be using it again.
00:25 Every day, hopeless idiots go out into the world, driving drunk or using the word literally incorrectly,
00:31 without anyone to explain just how wrong they are.
00:34 Seriously, Greg, you can literally go die in a bonfire.
00:37 But enough about Greg and his crimes against language.
00:40 Did you know that over 99% of people are, in fact, idiots?
00:44 Terrifying, I know, but the good news is there is a cure.
00:48 The better news is there's a better cure!
00:51 You see, I am one of the select few who are completely immune to ignorant bullshit,
00:56 and it is my dream to spread my wisdom full-time.
00:59 A ray of light to cut through the darkness.
01:01 But the batteries for that light don't come cheap.
01:04 That's where you come in!
01:05 For a monthly donation of your choosing, you can ensure that there will always be at least one soldier in the fight
01:10 against stupidity's overwhelming hordes.
01:13 We may never be able to stop people from doing stupid shit,
01:16 but with your help, I will always be there to call them on it afterwards.
01:20 And really, isn't that what truly matters?
01:23 So please, donate to the Kirito is Always Right Foundation today,
01:27 and together, we can--
01:29 What the hell are you doing in here?!
01:32 Asuna?! I, um...
01:33 We have a raid in ten minutes!
01:36 I am not having another goddamn cheap car incident!
01:39 Look, Asuna, I just need, like, two minutes here.
01:41 Get your ass in gear, now!
01:44 Oh, that was so unnecessary!
01:46 Come on!
01:47 Wait, Asuna, listen--
01:48 Ow!
01:49 So, uh, are we done here?
01:55 K-Kirito?
01:57 He's not coming back.
02:02 [silence]
02:05 [BLANK_AUDIO]