"It's no secret that the Real Housewives of New York - Ubah Hassan, Brynn Whitfield, and Sai De Silva - have a taste for the finer things in life. We asked them to prove their taste is as bougie as it looks in the Expensive Taste Test episode that we've ALL been waiting for. Watch along as they inspect some big apples (get it?) , sip on whiskey and spray perfume that smells like 'sweet love in Central Park'. Find more Expensive Taste Test with Cosmopolitan HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obZld44OS7E&list=PLrx4fxhgMUOaVOO0wpBzPzmcQOimxiBHv
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00:00 - The game is cheat or rich.
00:02 Are you broke or poor?
00:03 I mean, broke or rich?
00:04 - Are you a broke bitch or not?
00:06 - Hi, I'm Brynn Whitfield.
00:07 - I'm Uba.
00:08 - I'm Sai Da Silva.
00:09 - And we're playing Expensive Taste Test with Cosmo.
00:14 - I'm gonna nail it.
00:15 I'm not gonna do very well.
00:17 - I'm gonna fail.
00:18 I'm gonna try to cheat and then I'm gonna fail.
00:20 (upbeat music)
00:24 - Oh, oh, dun, dun, dun!
00:29 - Here we have cheese.
00:30 - This is a sore subject.
00:31 - This is like a very touchy subject on the screen.
00:34 - I'm having like PTSD.
00:35 - There's a serious cheese case scandal.
00:37 - Sai's like, what's that?
00:38 She's like, that's cheese.
00:40 And then supposedly Sai goes, oh, you eat cheese?
00:44 That's weird.
00:45 - This one looks like it's more blocky.
00:47 There's not a lot of marbling.
00:49 It's a very uniform, perfect shape, height, everything.
00:52 This one is much rank and talent.
00:54 It's been like aged a few months.
00:56 The coloring's different.
00:57 There's actually like a proper rind.
00:59 It's flaking.
01:00 This one's not even flaking.
01:01 - How did I know so much about cheese?
01:03 It's in there.
01:04 Somewhere it's in there.
01:05 - We had bet you'd know so much about cheese.
01:06 - I know a lot about cheese.
01:07 Hey Sai, though, is anything interesting about it?
01:10 - I think it's weird.
01:11 (laughing)
01:13 - She finally said it.
01:15 - It's getting craft.
01:17 I think this is the more expensive cheese.
01:22 - Yes! - Yes!
01:23 - Cheese is good.
01:25 - We're the Real Housewives and we approve this message.
01:27 (upbeat music)
01:30 - This is hers.
01:32 - This is hers.
01:32 - I wouldn't know because all these hot sauces are just shit
01:35 except uber hot.
01:36 (dinging)
01:38 I can tell already.
01:39 - Ooh.
01:42 - I'm not even a hot sauce chick.
01:45 - This is very delicious.
01:46 - Give me this.
01:47 - That is Tabasco, it's not Red Hot or Red Rooster.
01:53 - I mean, but.
01:54 - What?
01:57 - All of them are full of vinegar and they're just like hot.
02:02 - I'm gonna defer to Uber's the expert.
02:05 I'm gonna defer to, can we get the cracker base?
02:07 You need this.
02:09 - It's such a bad idea.
02:10 I'm like miserable.
02:12 - This is expensive.
02:13 This is not.
02:15 - Yay, the expert.
02:18 Uber hot.
02:19 - That was such a bad idea.
02:20 (upbeat music)
02:23 - For four easy payments.
02:25 (dinging)
02:27 - I don't, this is tough.
02:28 The elasticity on this.
02:29 - So this is stronger.
02:31 - Actually.
02:32 - But this is heavy.
02:33 - Yeah, that's what I'm saying, it's a little heavy.
02:35 You know what, they're trying to make us not think
02:38 this is expensive because of the stone.
02:40 But when you look at it, you think this is cheap.
02:44 - Try it on.
02:45 - Oh wow.
02:45 - You can wear that anywhere.
02:46 - Act now before it sells out.
02:48 - Who do we have on the line?
02:49 Karen?
02:50 - Hey Karen, are you ready to buy these bracelets?
02:52 - Are you ready to buy it?
02:53 Oh, we've got three more left.
02:54 - This is the more expensive one.
02:56 - Yes.
02:57 - Yes.
02:58 - Gold like Dubai.
03:00 (upbeat music)
03:03 - That's a big apple.
03:06 - Listen to the sound when you put it down.
03:08 This is like cheap.
03:10 This is, it's lovely when it goes down.
03:13 - If you see this, if you are here as a viewer,
03:15 this feels like velvet, it's very beautiful.
03:18 And this really feel like dollar store.
03:20 - If I was modeling this, I would tell people,
03:22 like I would wink them not to buy it.
03:23 - I think it's nice.
03:24 - And it's so tiny, my apartment is so huge,
03:26 I need big apples.
03:27 - My apartment's too big.
03:28 - It's tiny, I need little apples.
03:30 - If you give me, I don't care how much it is,
03:32 I want this in my home.
03:33 - But that's, this is not the game we're playing.
03:35 - I don't care.
03:36 - The game is cheap or rich.
03:38 Are you broke or poor?
03:40 Are you a broke bitch or not?
03:41 - But here's the thing though,
03:42 taste is not about how much it is.
03:45 - That's cheap as hell.
03:46 - That's expensive.
03:48 (buzzer)
03:49 (buzzer)
03:50 - I can't believe I got that wrong.
03:51 - The gold one is $580.
03:54 (laughter)
03:55 - Be taking this home with me.
03:57 (upbeat music)
03:59 - We have a pair of beautiful heels, two pairs.
04:04 - Okay, let's see.
04:06 - I'm not playing this game because I choose
04:08 the things I love, I don't care how much they cost.
04:11 So right now, my eyes, I want these shoes.
04:14 I'm gonna try them, because of the stitching.
04:15 - You can see with the stitching.
04:16 - This is piece of shit, I wouldn't want this.
04:19 (laughter)
04:21 And they're my size.
04:23 - Look at this.
04:24 (laughter)
04:26 - Do we have blurring in this, in your post edit?
04:28 Okay, we're gonna blur, cropped shot.
04:30 - Well, if these are not, I want, can I take them home?
04:33 - They're all yours, baby.
04:34 Take them, take your apple, take your apple.
04:36 - Go bag 'em up, baby.
04:38 - These are the most expensive ones.
04:40 - Boo, these suck.
04:41 - Yas, honey, luxury.
04:43 - That's my middle name.
04:44 - That's your name, that's your name.
04:45 - Honey, these are tuna fish, these are caviar.
04:47 - Doesn't matter, they're amazing.
04:48 - Caviar, I hate caviar.
04:50 - Get it, girl.
04:55 - You know what, I don't even eat caviar.
04:56 - Let's see, I wanna see yours.
04:57 - I'm not a caviar type chick,
04:59 but I'm gonna eat it today.
05:00 - This does smell cheap, though.
05:02 I don't, I think that one, that one looks like it.
05:04 That one looks like Beluga or whatever.
05:07 - Do you have any grape or corn?
05:08 - Oh my God, what are you gonna vomit in the caviar?
05:11 - Don't puke on the caviar.
05:12 - How long has this been sitting out?
05:13 Should we try it?
05:14 - So, which one are expensive?
05:16 - Let's try it.
05:18 - No, I can't taste it, I don't want to.
05:21 - All right. - Is it?
05:23 - I'm just gonna have to do it.
05:24 - She's actually being fair. - That's a real one.
05:25 - She's tasting that, that's amazing.
05:27 - Doesn't taste luxurious to me whatsoever.
05:33 - This one slaps.
05:35 You know, sometimes I get caviar by myself,
05:39 and then in the morning I just eat it.
05:40 - Really?
05:41 - Especially when my Amex bill's overdue.
05:43 We're gonna go down with this ship.
05:45 - Ooh, but that one's salty.
05:47 - All right.
05:48 - Let's give this a try.
05:49 - This chips though.
05:50 - You guys, I got a little filler.
05:53 I got a little filler done, can anybody tell?
05:56 Does it look good?
05:57 - It's good for me.
05:57 - Tell me I'm pretty.
05:59 - Oh my God, where did you find this?
06:02 - This is the more expensive caviar.
06:04 - Yes, final answer.
06:06 - Damn!
06:08 - Yeah, bitch, you're it!
06:09 - That's what I'm talking about!
06:09 - You're my favorite son, girl!
06:11 - Yeah, that's my boy!
06:13 - You don't even like caviar.
06:14 - Is caviar appropriate to put out in the party?
06:18 The answer is no.
06:20 - The worst hostess has to be Jessel.
06:24 - She's on her phone, like you go get your own water.
06:28 - Every man's for themselves at her house.
06:30 Like, good luck to you,
06:31 may the odds forever be in your favor.
06:33 - We have a shot of whiskey.
06:41 - Fun fact, Jessel used to be a very awesome bartender.
06:44 - That is correcto.
06:45 - Yeah!
06:47 - So we're winning this.
06:48 - But I don't do whiskey.
06:50 - By the color of it, I think this one is more expensive.
06:54 But let me smell.
06:56 - Smelling, I'm smelling.
06:57 - This could be like a McCulloch.
07:00 - Yeah, this doesn't look like the color of whiskey.
07:03 - Looks like the color of urine.
07:05 - But this is so smooth.
07:11 - This tastes like what I drink, I like Jack and Coke.
07:14 - Here's the thing, this one's stronger.
07:20 - Hair on your chest.
07:21 You know, I wouldn't know the difference.
07:22 - The color in alcohol is very important,
07:26 and also the smell of it.
07:27 This one literally smells like it's mixed with water.
07:30 This looks like it's aged.
07:32 - If the non-drinker gets this right--
07:33 - This is like pee that is hydrate.
07:35 - She doesn't drink.
07:36 - Fine.
07:37 - She's disqualified.
07:37 - Okay, I follow my people.
07:39 - Yeah.
07:40 - Okay, this one.
07:42 This one's more expensive.
07:44 - What?
07:45 - Can we please switch?
07:47 - Wow.
07:48 - This one's so strong.
07:50 - Why don't you give us vodka?
07:52 - We are looking at some fragrances.
07:58 - Parfum.
07:59 - Editeur.
08:00 - Parfum.
08:01 - You should see where it's made.
08:03 - But isn't that cheating?
08:04 - That's cheating.
08:05 - Yeah, of course.
08:06 - I cheated my whole life in school.
08:08 - This didn't pass.
08:09 - Oh my God, this is beautiful.
08:10 It smells like making sweet love in Central Park.
08:13 - Wait, where's the spray part?
08:15 - Is there a pad of chili?
08:16 We can't even spray it, that's how cheap it is.
08:18 - And you know what, you can also--
08:19 - Oh shit, it goes on the top.
08:21 - This is so cute.
08:22 That looks more like a--
08:26 - No, that smells like a public restroom.
08:29 - Here's the thing.
08:30 Parfum, yeah, great, it smells good,
08:32 but it's also everybody's taste, right?
08:33 What I like, maybe she doesn't like.
08:34 - Yeah, and as it develops.
08:35 - It's all about the bottle.
08:37 - It's like a patchouli.
08:38 - They pay money for this.
08:39 This is very heavy.
08:40 - Yeah, yeah.
08:41 - It's like a little bit more clean.
08:42 This is more expensive.
08:44 Yes!
08:44 - It's so hot.
08:45 - Fragrance is my jam, honey.
08:47 I love a good fragrance.
08:49 (upbeat music)
08:51 (laughing)
08:54 - You sneaky bitches.
08:56 We're looking at toilet paper, okay?
08:59 - Wipe your ass.
09:00 - We're gonna look at the ply,
09:01 we're gonna look at the softness.
09:03 What is this look?
09:04 (laughing)
09:06 I mean, obviously we already know what is the cheap one
09:09 because your girl does not do cheap toilet paper, right?
09:12 - Uh-uh, she does not.
09:13 - Okay, when you look at this, you sneeze.
09:14 Ha-choo!
09:15 And it's broken, it's done.
09:17 Nothing is going to absorb here, we're done.
09:20 This, my friend, is the cheaper.
09:22 - This is the quality.
09:24 - This is the quality one.
09:25 - This is what you use to toilet paper people's homes.
09:28 - Right?
09:29 - Your ass will thank you.
09:31 - This one, if you wanna bleed, then you use this.
09:33 - Oh my God!
09:35 - You cannot say that!
09:36 - This is the expensive one.
09:38 - Yeah.
09:38 - This is cheap.
09:40 - One thing we know is our hot sauce,
09:42 toilet paper, and perfume.
09:43 - Seven out of nine.
09:46 - Pretty good.
09:47 - We're not cheap bitches.
09:48 - Winner, winner, winner, chicken dinner.
09:50 - Contrary to popular belief.
09:51 - Thanks for watching us on Cosmo.
09:53 - There's more drama to come
09:54 involving people who flirt with husbands.
09:56 - Sunglasses that are not from Canal Street.
09:59 - And a really F you birthday.
10:00 (laughing)
10:02 - Watch it on Sundays, 9 p.m. Eastern Time, 8 p.m. Central.
10:05 - On Bravo TV and streaming the next day on Peacock.
10:08 - Peacock!
10:09 - Caw, caw!
10:10 (laughing)
10:11 - Whatever they said.
10:11 (upbeat music)