There is a bizarre, miniscule, silly cross section of culture on which I am a bona fide expert, and that is across-the-pond teen rom coms that hinge on the dichotomy between Brits and Americans.I swear to you - there’s more of these than you think: Mary-Kate and Ashley’s Winning London, What a Girl Wants starring Amanda Bynes, Wild Child, even The Parent Trap roughly fits the mold. And as crude as the comparisons are - all Brits are cold and unspeakably posh, all Americans are rowdy hicks - I lap them up every single time. Red, White and Royal Blue is no different.
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00:00 I sent you to the royal wedding simple instructions
00:03 Don't cause an international incident
00:06 How's it going?
00:09 You've done some pretty stupid things in your day, but this thanks for cake
00:13 Henry shoved me an urge I currently share
00:20 What I need is some good old-fashioned damage control
00:27 The White House and the palace are gonna release a joint statement
00:30 You've gotta be joking. You can hate Prince Henry all you want. Mandy is bigger than yours. I want you to know that
00:36 You're wearing lifts. No, not too sweet, huh?
00:39 You better act like the Sun shines out of his ass and you have a vitamin D deficiency
00:42 I think so. It is what you might say to convince the world of what actually friends
00:45 We never have to see each other again you're expected at my New Year's party
00:55 Can I do something wrong don't wonder who you'd be if you were an anonymous person in the world
01:00 I have no idea what you're talking about. You're as thick as it gets
01:03 It's your royal highness
01:12 Dear Alex, I miss you
01:16 Good morning, we are in a hotel crawling with reporters if anyone sees you leave this hotel
01:22 I will Brexit your head from your body your royal highness
01:26 You need to figure out if you feel forever about him. Do you love him?
01:31 What difference would it make if I did?
01:33 Prince Henry belongs to Britain. I need we can figure out a way to love each other on our own terms
01:41 It's like there's a rope attached to my chest and it keeps pulling me towards you
01:46 Hopefully we'll get through tonight without any more scandals
01:53 The night is young ma
01:55 - 21!
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