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00:00 [intro music]
00:04 [music]
00:16 Are you sure about this? I don't want to do this anymore.
00:18 What's wrong with you?
00:20 Is this your first time?
00:21 Yes, Sir Spark.
00:22 That's why I'm here. Because this place is so good.
00:25 This place is so good that you'll forget your name.
00:28 And not only that, you might not need your shoes anymore.
00:32 Because the shoes will surely get hard.
00:36 Oh, I might run.
00:38 [laughter]
00:40 The shoes will get hard.
00:41 There's a lot of dust here.
00:43 No, the dust won't make it hard.
00:45 No, Sir Spark.
00:46 It's a massage.
00:47 Massage.
00:48 Good evening, sir.
00:50 Booking for Sir Kokoy?
00:52 It's us. It's us.
00:53 It's Kokoy.
00:54 [chatter]
01:03 I'm sorry, Sir.
01:04 We only have one available.
01:06 But you can...
01:07 It's me. It's me.
01:08 It's me. It's me.
01:09 Okay.
01:10 I'll take this one.
01:11 Sir Spark.
01:12 You're so annoying.
01:13 You're so annoying.
01:14 Why?
01:15 Did I say anything?
01:16 You're just picking on me.
01:17 No, no.
01:18 It's not like that.
01:19 Ma'am.
01:20 I'll give you this.
01:21 Selfie first.
01:22 Selfie first.
01:23 There. Perfect.
01:24 Selfie.
01:25 Selfie first.
01:26 Next.
01:27 Come with me.
01:28 Say, "Massage."
01:30 Massage.
01:33 There.
01:34 I'll give you the money.
01:36 Thank you.
01:37 You're welcome.
01:39 Okay, I'll go ahead, Sir.
01:41 I'll go ahead.
01:42 I'll go in.
01:43 I'll go in.
01:44 Shh.
01:45 [laughter]
01:48 Go, Sir Spark.
01:49 Next one.
01:50 [laughter]
01:55 [inaudible]
02:00 [laughter]
02:04 Hello, Sir.
02:05 Sir, Sir, Sir.
02:06 Sir Spark, here.
02:07 Sir Spark, here.
02:08 Sir, I am Patty.
02:12 I will be your therapist for today.
02:14 Oh.
02:15 What's our pressure?
02:16 Soft, moderate, or hard?
02:18 Hard.
02:19 I like it hard.
02:21 I'll start.
02:23 There.
02:24 There.
02:25 It's like you're visiting us for the first time, Sir.
02:29 First time.
02:30 It's my first time.
02:31 Yes, yes.
02:32 First time.
02:33 What is your job, Sir?
02:35 I own a convenience store, 24/7.
02:39 Open 24/7.
02:41 Oh.
02:43 Hmm.
02:45 What is your name, Sir?
02:48 Me?
02:49 Spark.
02:50 [laughter]
02:54 I'm sorry.
02:55 Please hold it because it's cold.
02:57 It's cold.
02:58 There.
02:59 That's all, Sir.
03:01 It's just the beginning.
03:02 It hurts, Sir Spark.
03:04 [laughter]
03:06 It will be okay later.
03:08 It's okay now.
03:09 It's okay now.
03:10 It's always like that.
03:11 That's how it is.
03:13 [laughter]
03:24 [closing music]