TBATS: Babaeng toyo, nagpapalambing!
Aired (August 13, 2023): Paano kaya lalambingin ng ating flavorful boys ang flavor of the month na si Kakai Bautista? Panoorin 'yan dito!
Transcript
00:00 [music]
00:04 Yes, I was very, very late to pick up lines.
00:08 And you blushed.
00:09 Yes, I blushed very, very late.
00:11 The other one, please me.
00:12 [laughs]
00:14 Okay, next question.
00:15 A woman is like Adobo.
00:18 Hey!
00:19 Not complete if there's no soy sauce.
00:22 Hey!
00:23 It's true, right?
00:24 How will you pamper me if I put soy sauce on me?
00:29 There!
00:30 [makes noises]
00:31 Who will go first?
00:33 Of course, Mr. Vanilla will go first.
00:36 Hey!
00:37 There's soy sauce, there's Adobo.
00:39 Good combination.
00:40 To make you more full,
00:42 you should eat a lot of rice.
00:45 Oh!
00:47 It's like you're not hungry.
00:50 Mr. Vanilla is so healthy.
00:52 [laughs]
00:53 And Mr. Vanilla's speech is like he's really educated.
00:56 Yes, he's really used to it.
00:58 Wait, wait.
00:59 Cold rice or crushed rice?
01:01 Sweet rice, sweet rice.
01:03 [laughs]
01:04 Stinky rice?
01:05 Stinky rice.
01:06 That's also good, right?
01:07 Yes.
01:08 Yes.
01:09 Next?
01:10 Of course, Mr. Cheese.
01:11 So, even if you have soy sauce, I'll take care of you.
01:14 I'll give you a budget to go shopping.
01:17 Hey!
01:18 [makes noises]
01:19 Hey!
01:20 How much is the budget?
01:22 You take care of it.
01:24 Hey!
01:25 Is 10M okay?
01:27 Go!
01:28 Okay, okay.
01:29 You're so generous.
01:30 Mr. Cheese, it's like he's just missing something.
01:33 He has an accent.
01:34 Really?
01:35 He's eating?
01:36 Yes.
01:37 Oh, it's you.
01:38 Okay, next?
01:39 Okay, Mr. Chocolate.
01:40 What's your choice?
01:41 Of course, I'm sweet.
01:43 Adobo is delicious when it's sweet.
01:46 And it's delicious when it's salty.
01:48 Oh!
01:50 So, after adobo, chocolate?
01:53 Yes.
01:54 Because it's different to cook adobo.
01:55 Adobo has adobong on the side.
01:57 Adobong on the side.
01:58 [laughs]
02:01 It's different!
02:02 [laughs]
02:03 It's different!
02:04 Sorry, sorry.
02:06 I was focusing on Ian already.
02:07 Oh, my!
02:08 Did you hear their answers?
02:10 I heard.
02:11 Here, the one on the right is the one I heard.
02:13 Let me see.
02:14 Here, here, here.
02:15 And here.
02:16 [laughs]
02:17 You're so annoying.
02:18 [laughs]
02:19 Okay, here it is.
02:20 Okay.
02:21 Kunyue.
02:22 Why are you moving like that?
02:23 Let's go.
02:24 Kunyue, let's take a shower.
02:26 And then,
02:27 [laughs]
02:28 It's almost night and you want to sleep.
02:31 In your sexiest voice,
02:33 say these lines.
02:36 "My love, it's getting dark.
02:39 Let's go to sleep."
02:41 Like that!
02:42 Repeat it so that it's clear.
02:44 "My love, it's getting dark.
02:47 Let's go to sleep."
02:49 Like that!
02:50 You can breathe.
02:51 It's like you're reaching for it.
02:53 [laughs]
02:54 "My love, it's getting dark.
02:57 Let's go to sleep."
02:58 "My love, it's getting dark.
02:59 Let's go to sleep."
03:00 "My love, it's getting dark.
03:01 Let's go to sleep."
03:02 [laughs]
03:03 "My love, it's getting dark.
03:04 Let's go to sleep."
03:05 "My love, it's getting dark.
03:06 Let's go to sleep."
03:07 Who will go first, Ian?
03:08 Of course, Mr. Vanilla will go first.
03:10 Vanilla!
03:11 Vanilla!
03:12 "My love, it's getting dark.
03:15 Let's go to sleep."
03:17 Oh, that's simple.
03:20 He's like holding a Bible and then he's saying it.
03:23 [laughs]
03:24 Okay, let's check Mr. Queso.
03:28 "My love, it's getting dark.
03:32 Let's go to sleep."
03:35 [screams]
03:37 Hey, my love!
03:38 You can say "my love" when you're brushing your teeth.
03:41 No, and when he says it, it's like he's saying,
03:44 "You're looking for someone to kill me?"
03:46 [laughs]
03:47 It's like he's saying it.
03:50 Ian is so stubborn.
03:51 Search number two.
03:53 Okay, next.
03:54 Next, let's check Mr. Chocolate.
03:57 "My love, it's getting dark.
04:01 Let's go to sleep."
04:03 [screams]
04:04 Oh, my God!
04:06 He's so cold.
04:08 He's so cold.
04:09 He's so cold.
04:10 His voice is so full.
04:12 I was so shocked by Chocolate.
04:14 I imagined him like Taguro.
04:16 [laughs]
04:19 If he says that to you, what would you say to him?
04:22 If he says, "My love, it's getting dark.
04:24 Let's go to sleep."
04:26 "My love, we're just waking up.
04:28 [laughs]
04:29 We're just waking up."
04:30 [laughs]
04:31 Are you crazy?
04:32 Are you crazy?
04:33 You're a crazy person.
04:34 [laughs]
04:35 You're going to forget me?
04:36 [laughs]
04:39 Wow, you guys are so good.
04:41 You answered it in fairness.
04:42 Wow, wow.
04:43 So far, have you found someone?
04:45 I haven't found someone yet.
04:47 Wow.
04:48 I haven't found someone yet.
04:50 I know, she's not yet.
04:51 It's hard to choose.
04:53 Let's check.
04:54 This one.
04:55 This one is easy to find if there's not only beauty or soft voice,
05:00 but also substance.
05:01 What is that substance?
05:03 That's like matter that occupies space.
05:06 [laughs]
05:07 That's like that.
05:08 Okay, this is the fourth question.
05:10 There are four elements of matter.
05:13 That's science.
05:15 That's science!
05:16 Yes.
05:17 That matter is earth, fire, water, and air.
05:23 Which of these and why, if you will be elements of earth, which one will you be?
05:30 Who will go first?
05:31 Mr. Chocolate will go first.
05:33 Oh, it's you.
05:34 Hi!
05:35 Flavor of the month.
05:36 Okay, Mr. Chocolate, what's your answer out of four?
05:38 So, if I will choose, I will be air, or air, or air, or air.
05:45 And I will give you the essence of heaven.
05:49 Oh!
05:50 [laughs]
05:52 I'm already nervous about heaven, don't do that.
05:56 I'm not ready yet.
05:57 I still have a lot of episodes to do here in Tiba.
06:00 Don't do heaven yet.
06:01 Flavor of the month means heaven of beauty.
06:05 Oh, you made it clear.
06:08 I'm not ready yet.
06:10 He's already giving it a lot of thought.
06:12 Okay, thank you.
06:13 But in fairness, I also want air.
06:15 Okay, so next is Ian Red.
06:17 Mr. Cheese.
06:19 For me, if I will choose, it's water.
06:22 Water.
06:23 Water.
06:24 So, I'm very adjustable.
06:26 I can be small, I can be small, I can be big.
06:31 Oh!
06:32 Yes, because you know, water is liquid.
06:34 And if you're a plant, I can sometimes give you water.
06:41 Oh!
06:43 Why just sometimes?
06:44 Why just sometimes?
06:45 Every day is good.
06:47 If every day you will be a Nara tree,
06:49 Yes, wait a minute, my branches will really be standing.
06:55 My ears are sweating from the water.
06:57 I feel different.
06:58 I'm nervous.
07:00 That's amazing.
07:01 Okay.
07:02 Next is Ian Red, who will be running?
07:04 Mr. Vanilla.
07:06 Yes.
07:07 If I'm an element, maybe fire.
07:10 Fire.
07:11 Because every night, you will be hot to me.
07:16 Oh!
07:18 What? He's laughing?
07:19 Why is it like that? What did you imagine?
07:27 It's different, right?
07:28 It's hot, but make sure that I'm not the only one who's hot.
07:33 Yes.
07:34 Let's ask him, what's making him hot?
07:36 His whole body.
07:38 Oh!
07:39 You're a fire dog.
07:41 Oh, I'm a dog?
07:42 I'm a dog?
07:44 I told you, you're a dog.
07:45 Pig.
07:46 In fairness, Miss Gay,
07:49 the only thing they didn't choose is earth.
07:52 Right?
07:53 If the earth is yours, how will you make it hot?
07:56 What will you do?
07:58 Of course, in your beauty, Miss Favour of the month,
08:01 I'll choose earth.
08:02 Because you don't fit here, you're from another planet.
08:05 He's leaving.
08:07 In fairness, Ian.
08:09 You're from the end of the world.
08:10 In fairness, Ian, very timely.
08:13 He's being sent to Mars.
08:15 He's being taken.
08:16 Yes.
08:17 [Credits]