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God casts Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden because Eve decided to have a fling with a visiting Cro-Magnon named Be | dG1fWEZwQ1ZheFMwcU0
Transcript
00:00 In six days God created the earth.
00:10 After a day of rest, he then created man.
00:20 Adam was lonely, and so from the beach sand came woman.
00:36 Together they lived in paradise.
00:40 But even paradise has its problems.
00:41 With one bite of that fruit, God gave them the loot.
01:05 Now banned from the Garden of Eden, they won't have a prayer when they face...
01:09 A giant boulder.
01:18 Gut munching cannibals.
01:32 Junk fondling cavemen.
01:37 And a giant dino bird.
01:41 You'll see the ultimate battle when they barely survive Earth's most ferocious beast.
02:06 Big Miss Adam and Eve vs the cannibals.
02:10 Where life begins in the Blue Paradise.
02:29 [MUSIC]
02:39 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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