The Human Tornado-HD (1976)

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00:01:38 Ladies and gentlemen, here he is,
00:02:03 Mr. Abdulrahman!
00:02:05 Yes, I have been rough.
00:02:11 And you know, I'm also tough.
00:02:13 I'm bad, and sometimes I get very mad.
00:02:16 I've been known to be mean.
00:02:19 But right now, y'all can look and see
00:02:21 that I'm damn sure clean.
00:02:23 [APPLAUSE]
00:02:31 And I see a lot of lovely people in this house tonight.
00:02:35 Look at this big, fat man here.
00:02:39 My, my, my, my, my, my girls, look what y'all could get
00:02:42 if you was lucky.
00:02:43 Well, I say one thing, he can lay heavy,
00:02:48 but he'll never go deep.
00:02:50 [DRUMMING]
00:02:58 I bet he tells the average girl,
00:03:00 you may not know I'm in there, but you'll damn sure
00:03:03 know I'm on there.
00:03:04 Now, I see this big, fat lady with him.
00:03:09 My, my, my, my, my.
00:03:10 Young lady, you got the same damn thing
00:03:11 them little skinny gals got.
00:03:13 But a damn sight more of it.
00:03:16 Is that your husband?
00:03:18 Ain't that a damn shame?
00:03:19 You need your little skinny man, baby.
00:03:22 You and that man get in the bed together
00:03:25 and try to do y'all's thing would
00:03:26 be a mission impossible.
00:03:28 [DRUMMING]
00:03:31 I'm going to tell you like the bathtub
00:03:35 told the toilet stool.
00:03:37 I get as much ass as you, but I don't
00:03:39 have to take all that shit.
00:03:41 Young lady went out with her boyfriend the other night,
00:03:44 and he got in the bed with her and pulled out somebody
00:03:46 like my little finger.
00:03:48 She looked at him and said, why, you no screwing pencil,
00:03:51 dick, pencil, Peter, son of a gun.
00:03:54 Says, I'll tell you what I will do for you.
00:03:57 Said, you can't do nothing for me with a joint that small.
00:04:01 Said, I'll give you $50 if you can hurt me.
00:04:05 He screwed her three times and hit her in the head with a rock.
00:04:08 [APPLAUSE]
00:04:10 There's some ugly motherfuckers in this house tonight.
00:04:14 If you don't believe it, look over here.
00:04:17 Baby, you are so ugly, you stopped this motion picture
00:04:22 from running.
00:04:23 Your lips look like you're wearing a turtleneck sweater.
00:04:27 I had a brother look just like you.
00:04:28 He stuck his head out the window,
00:04:30 and his lips beat him to death.
00:04:33 My, my, my, that's what I call stretching a good thing
00:04:36 a bit too far.
00:04:38 Two soldiers went to Vietnam, a black soldier
00:04:40 and a white soldier.
00:04:41 Can you dig it?
00:04:43 And they come all the way back home,
00:04:44 and the people in Louisiana said, we're
00:04:46 going to give you all anything that you all want.
00:04:48 They looked at the white soldier and said, young man,
00:04:50 what do you want?
00:04:51 He said, well, I'll tell you all what I want.
00:04:54 I want me $10,000 and a Lincoln Continental to drive.
00:04:59 They said, we're going to get that for you.
00:05:01 Then they looked at the brother.
00:05:03 They said, brother, what would you like?
00:05:05 The brother said, well, y'all can give me a dollar and a half
00:05:09 from the head of my dingaling down to my balls.
00:05:12 They said, brother, brother, don't
00:05:14 you want no more than that?
00:05:16 He said, no, that's all I want.
00:05:18 So he pulled it out, and they put a dollar and a half
00:05:20 at the head of it.
00:05:21 Then they put another dollar and a half on it,
00:05:23 and another dollar and a half, another dollar and a half,
00:05:26 and another dollar and a half.
00:05:28 And one of those fellas looked at him and said, nigger,
00:05:30 where is your balls at?
00:05:34 He said, in Vietnam.
00:05:36 [DRUMMING]
00:05:39 Young lady took her boyfriend out with her the other night.
00:05:47 You know?
00:05:48 She got in a bit with him.
00:05:49 Baby, he did his thing before he could get on top of her.
00:05:53 And he looked at her and said, go in the kitchen
00:05:56 and fix me some food.
00:05:58 She went in the kitchen and brought him a head of lettuce
00:06:02 and a bowl of carrots.
00:06:04 He looked at her and said, why in the world
00:06:06 did you bring me these carrots and lettuce out here?
00:06:09 She looked at him and said, motherfucker,
00:06:11 you fuck like a rabbit, you might as well eat like a rabbit.
00:06:16 You might fuck like a rabbit yourself.
00:06:18 Now, this is what I call a nigger that
00:06:20 always want to get in the show.
00:06:24 This is the kind of nigger that'll fart in a bathtub
00:06:27 and turn around and bite the bubble.
00:06:29 [DRUMMING]
00:06:32 Ladies and gentlemen, tonight has been a pleasure.
00:06:39 Thank you for letting us be ourselves.
00:06:41 I ain't lying.
00:06:42 [APPLAUSE]
00:06:43 All right, ladies and gentlemen.
00:06:44 [CHATTER]
00:07:08 [DOOR SLAMS]
00:07:09 [CHATTER]
00:07:12 You really came at a bad time.
00:07:27 I'm very, very busy.
00:07:30 Relax, take off your fangs, and I'll see you later.
00:07:34 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:07:37 I've invited you all here to inform you
00:07:45 that the money drive that was planned six months ago
00:07:48 by our planning committee to purchase a new boy's home
00:07:52 has been called abruptly closed.
00:07:54 [LAUGHTER]
00:07:55 Ah.
00:07:59 But along with the bad news, there's always good news.
00:08:03 I'm going to allow the man that has caused all of this
00:08:06 to happen, your friend and mine, Brother Dolomite.
00:08:10 [APPLAUSE]
00:08:12 I'm so glad you could come.
00:08:25 As you know, I've had a lot of hard knocks
00:08:28 and a lot of trials and tribulations.
00:08:32 And I've had a lot of success.
00:08:36 And I think it's a shame for anyone successful
00:08:41 not to share it with others.
00:08:44 So today, I'm doing something that I've
00:08:46 wanted to do for a long time.
00:08:50 I'm giving my home and its entirety
00:08:54 to the gentleman that started the drive for the boy's home.
00:08:59 [APPLAUSE]
00:09:02 Let us now talk to some of our distinguished guests.
00:09:05 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:09:08 [DOOR CREAKING]
00:09:11 All right, let's get this shit over.
00:09:33 I ain't got all day.
00:09:37 Dolomite, you're worth every damn cent I pay you.
00:09:42 Jethro, stop the car.
00:09:52 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:09:55 What is it now, Ma?
00:09:57 Look, Yonder, something's going on up there at that big house.
00:10:00 You're right, something is going on up there.
00:10:06 Why, them people up there is having a party.
00:10:09 God damn, Jethro, them ain't no people.
00:10:12 Them's niggers.
00:10:14 By God, you're right, Ma, them's niggers.
00:10:17 Well, they gotta be niggers because it ain't Halloween, is it?
00:10:20 Come on, Jethro, step on it.
00:10:22 Where are we going to go?
00:10:23 We're going to find the sheriff.
00:10:24 We got time, we ought to know about this.
00:10:26 You're right.
00:10:27 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:10:30 [DOG WHIMPERING]
00:10:31 All right, all right, I owe you 30 minutes.
00:10:34 [LAUGHING]
00:10:37 Wake up, Sheriff, it's an emergency.
00:10:40 Oh, shit.
00:10:41 [GUNSHOT]
00:10:42 Put your hands up.
00:10:43 Oh, shoot, Sheriff.
00:10:45 It's me, Charlie.
00:10:48 What the hell's the matter with you, Charlie?
00:10:51 Shit.
00:10:52 Well, I'm sorry, Sheriff, but there's big trouble brewing.
00:10:56 Trouble?
00:10:58 You gotta be wrong, Charlie.
00:11:00 We don't lie none of that around here.
00:11:02 Yeah, well, the ones who's causing the trouble must not know that.
00:11:06 These niggers.
00:11:07 Niggers?
00:11:09 Where?
00:11:11 You know that big house that sets up on the hill?
00:11:14 That fancy nigger's house?
00:11:15 Yeah.
00:11:16 Well, there's a bunch more niggers up there.
00:11:19 You're fooling me, boy.
00:11:21 Nah, I just talked to Jethro Goodloe.
00:11:24 Said there's a whole bunch of them up there just carrying on something awful.
00:11:29 That does it, Charlie.
00:11:32 That does it.
00:11:35 You go round up some of the men.
00:11:37 Ain't gonna be no niggers left up on that hill when we get through with them.
00:11:42 Motherfucker had a heart attack.
00:11:44 Oh, man, come on, boy.
00:11:49 Oh, shit.
00:11:52 Hey, hold up, everybody.
00:11:54 Look like trouble's coming.
00:11:56 That's the sheriff's kind.
00:12:02 Oh, man, I wonder what the fuck he wants.
00:12:05 I don't know, but he sure is in a hurry.
00:12:13 All right, you men.
00:12:18 When we get up there, I want you men to spread around that house like horse shit.
00:12:26 Shoot the hell if you have to.
00:12:28 Now, come on.
00:12:30 Let's go.
00:12:33 Hey, we better go warn everybody here.
00:12:38 All right, everybody, listen.
00:12:39 That sheriff is coming.
00:12:40 He's got a lot of men with him.
00:12:43 Everybody keep calm.
00:12:46 Out of the hall.
00:12:49 Move, move.
00:12:52 Go, go, go.
00:13:06 All right.
00:13:08 All you niggers, put your hands on top of your nappy hitch.
00:13:19 Who's in charge here, boy?
00:13:21 Sheriff, what are you doing?
00:13:22 And you know we ain't done nothing.
00:13:24 I'll ask the questions.
00:13:26 You just listen, boy.
00:13:28 Look, sheriff, ain't no boys around here.
00:13:32 Just men.
00:13:33 You dig?
00:13:35 Just say the word, sheriff.
00:13:38 [laughing]
00:13:51 Maybe this cute little black finger here can tell me who that--
00:13:58 that nigger is around here.
00:14:03 How's about it, honey child?
00:14:09 [laughing]
00:14:23 I've always wanted a little piece of nigger tail.
00:14:28 [screaming]
00:14:34 Son of a bitch.
00:14:36 [screaming]
00:14:44 Ben?
00:14:47 Charlie?
00:14:48 [laughing]
00:14:59 He made me do it.
00:15:01 Bitch, are you for real?
00:15:06 Ain't no wife of mine.
00:15:13 Kill him, Charlie.
00:15:16 I said kill him, Charlie.
00:15:20 No, Charlie.
00:15:23 [gunshot]
00:15:27 [gunshot]
00:15:39 So y'all don't believe I jumped, huh?
00:15:42 So watch this good shit.
00:15:47 [music]
00:16:07 Mind what the friends own, or you niggers take off and leave me on top of that hill.
00:16:11 I'll tell them I lose the weight.
00:16:14 Got the snowballs in hell.
00:16:18 That motherfucker put me in the bed with his wife.
00:16:21 Now he want to try to take my life.
00:16:24 Go step on it and step on it quick.
00:16:27 Burn some rubber, 'cause we gonna deal with that trick.
00:16:30 Drive, nigger, drive, drive, nigger, drive.
00:16:54 Nigger, drive, drive.
00:16:55 You ain't driving.
00:16:56 Put your foot in the tank.
00:16:57 Drive, nigger, drive.
00:17:19 Folks, we can't shake this gravy stopping, motherfucker.
00:17:23 So turn up in that gate.
00:17:25 I got a plan to make this son of a gun nigger's own gravy.
00:17:29 [gunshot]
00:17:37 Move.
00:17:38 Back to top of that hill.
00:17:39 As soon as I say let it go, let the motherfucker go.
00:17:42 [music]
00:17:55 Let the motherfucker go.
00:17:57 [horn honking]
00:18:03 I'll stop this long-haired C-FAP and dilapidated sheriff now, 'cause he just want to follow me anyhow.
00:18:10 He think he's bad and ain't got no class.
00:18:13 I'm gonna wrap this shotgun up his motherfucking ass.
00:18:20 [explosion]
00:18:32 While you niggers is running, we got a lot of running to do, 'cause we going to California.
00:18:37 Hey, folks, come on, man.
00:18:39 We going to California.
00:18:43 Watch out for snakes up there.
00:18:45 By the way, Jimmy, if a snake was to bite me on my leg, what would you do?
00:18:50 I'd suck your butt, Dolomite.
00:18:52 Well, Bo, if a snake was to bite me on my ass, what would you do?
00:18:57 Dolomite, I guess you'd be a dead motherfucker.
00:19:08 I am tired.
00:19:10 We got to do something.
00:19:12 I got to hear there be some shoes or a ride or something.
00:19:16 Well, hell, Dolomite, how in the hell do we get a ride, man?
00:19:19 Just hitchhike.
00:19:20 That's all.
00:19:21 We hitchhike.
00:19:22 You know damn well ain't no of these hunkies going to pick up Bo niggers out here on the highway by themselves.
00:19:28 You know better than shit.
00:19:33 I'm going to get a ride.
00:19:34 I can get us a ride.
00:19:35 How in the hell you going to get us a ride, man?
00:19:39 You can get us a ride.
00:19:42 First car that comes by, you stop it, and we going to take the motherfucker.
00:19:48 Can you dig it?
00:19:49 Let's go over the hill and hide, fellas.
00:19:51 All right.
00:19:52 Okay.
00:19:54 All right.
00:20:21 You want a ride, honey?
00:20:23 Yeah.
00:20:24 My car broke down up the road and...
00:20:26 Well, I'll tell you what I'll do.
00:20:28 I'll give you a ride for a ride.
00:20:37 Well, what are you doing?
00:20:41 Move over, motherfucker, and don't say a fucking word.
00:21:00 By the way, where are we going?
00:21:04 We are taking your car and you to sunny California.
00:21:09 Can you dig it?
00:21:11 California?
00:21:14 You heard it.
00:21:15 Sweet thing.
00:21:17 My, my.
00:21:18 I never thought anybody kidnap me.
00:21:20 Plus, take me to California.
00:21:23 It must be my lucky day.
00:21:26 Dreams do come true.
00:21:41 Boy, oh boy.
00:21:43 Good shoes for my feet.
00:21:45 Now I can go and get me something sweet to eat.
00:21:53 Look, why don't you watch the fuel, man?
00:21:58 Pull over at the next station and gas up.
00:22:01 There's one right over there.
00:22:06 Sir, I've got to use the bathroom.
00:22:09 All right, I'm going to let you use it, but you better not try any shit.
00:22:18 I'm glad you stopping at this station, man, because I got to pee.
00:22:21 Me too.
00:22:37 Get out!
00:22:43 This is for ladies!
00:22:46 What do you think this is for?
00:22:51 This is for ladies!
00:22:52 Get out!
00:23:00 Yes, Queen B, that's how it was.
00:23:03 I had to off me a motherfucker.
00:23:06 So me and the boys is on the run to California.
00:23:09 Can you dig it?
00:23:10 So you had to do what, Ed, huh?
00:23:12 That's how it goes sometimes.
00:23:14 Well, Dolomite, this is me.
00:23:16 And you know you're welcome to come here any time you want to.
00:23:19 You know what?
00:23:20 You couldn't have come at a better time because the club is jumping.
00:23:23 We're doing great.
00:23:25 By the way, Hurricane Annie been worrying the hell out of me about you.
00:23:32 The way you blew Annie's mind, baby, you must be a human tornado.
00:23:36 Okay, Queen B.
00:23:38 Don't tell her I'm coming.
00:23:42 When I get there, I'm going to make her think I'm a human tornado.
00:23:46 I'll see you in a few days, baby.
00:23:56 Good evening, everybody, and welcome to Queen B.
00:24:02 Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Jimmy Lynch, and I am your local manager, bartender, and emcee.
00:24:09 Ladies and gentlemen, with a great big round of applause, introducing to some and presenting to others,
00:24:14 Xavier Chatman and his company.
00:24:17 (applause)
00:24:20 (music)
00:24:23 (music)
00:24:26 (music)
00:24:30 (music)
00:24:34 (music)
00:24:38 (music)
00:24:41 (upbeat music)
00:24:43 (upbeat music)
00:24:46 (upbeat music)
00:24:48 ♪ Angels of the world ♪
00:25:13 ♪ Walking 'round on earth ♪
00:25:18 ♪ I travel the world ♪
00:25:21 ♪ I travel all around ♪
00:25:25 ♪ Everywhere I go, yeah ♪
00:25:29 ♪ Angels can be found ♪
00:25:33 ♪ But you're my little angel ♪
00:25:37 ♪ I know what you are worth ♪
00:25:40 ♪ Angels of the world ♪
00:25:44 ♪ Walking 'round on earth ♪
00:25:48 (phone ringing)
00:25:52 - Hello?
00:25:55 - Hello.
00:26:00 - Hello, Joe, this is Vince.
00:26:01 - Oh, Vince, how are you?
00:26:04 - Hey, how's Florida, huh?
00:26:06 - Oh, Florida's fine, but I'm not so well.
00:26:10 - I don't like your receipts, kid.
00:26:12 - What are you running down there, a funeral parlor?
00:26:14 - Now look, look, boss, look, you see,
00:26:17 if this damn broad down the street,
00:26:19 you know, Queen B, boss, she's competition, this Queen B.
00:26:23 - Queen B, Queen B, you've been telling me
00:26:25 about Queen B for months now, Joe.
00:26:27 Joe, you're into this organization for a lot of money.
00:26:33 And now they are after me.
00:26:36 - Hey, Vince, Vince, Vince, listen to me, will ya?
00:26:39 I swear it's all gonna be taken care of.
00:26:41 Just give me a little more time.
00:26:42 - Boss, I have something he wants to say.
00:26:44 - Now look, boys, we ain't doing so good.
00:26:47 And my people are mad at me.
00:26:49 Now with Queen B's club taking in all the business,
00:26:52 my place is coming up like a funeral parlor.
00:26:55 And my backers in Florida ain't so happy about it.
00:26:58 They're pressuring me.
00:27:01 And this kind of pressure I don't need.
00:27:03 (sighing)
00:27:04 Something's gotta be done about it, right?
00:27:06 Okay, now Carl here is gonna act as my enforcer.
00:27:10 I want Queen B's place shut down.
00:27:14 - Jimmy, baby.
00:27:15 - Yeah, Queen?
00:27:16 - Ooh, oui.
00:27:18 Two more nights like this,
00:27:21 and baby, we can make up
00:27:23 for them two lousy weekends we had.
00:27:26 You know why?
00:27:26 - What's that, mama, what is it?
00:27:29 - John was really packing them in.
00:27:31 I shoulda had her here a long time ago.
00:27:33 - Right on, baby.
00:27:34 And you know I ain't seen
00:27:36 as many niggas in here since Dough the Mike was here,
00:27:38 and my catch action that night was heavy.
00:27:41 If I was you, I'd hold over for a couple weeks.
00:27:44 - I heard that.
00:27:45 - Yes, sir.
00:27:46 - Thank God we don't have to see this place until tomorrow.
00:28:00 Girl, my feet are hurting.
00:28:02 I feel like I wanna scream.
00:28:04 - Right on, Java.
00:28:05 - Oh, fix me a drink, baby.
00:28:07 How did we do tonight, Queenie?
00:28:12 - Not bad, baby.
00:28:13 In fact, you can look for a bonus with your check.
00:28:17 You deserve it.
00:28:18 - That's what I like to hear.
00:28:20 - Here, baby.
00:28:21 And as good as you look
00:28:22 at where you worked out there tonight,
00:28:24 you can go anywhere you wanna with me.
00:28:27 - Now what about your lady over here?
00:28:29 (laughing)
00:28:32 - Oh, that's funny.
00:28:33 - Oh, excuse me, I'm right on stage.
00:28:43 (laughing)
00:28:45 - That's okay, let me give you a hand, okay?
00:28:47 - All right, sorry.
00:28:48 - What kind of shit is this?
00:28:53 - What is this?
00:28:54 (whistling)
00:28:57 (grunting)
00:29:01 (whistling)
00:29:03 - Everybody freeze!
00:29:06 (grunting)
00:29:15 - You're the hard-headed lady, aren't you?
00:29:27 Well, maybe this will teach you.
00:29:31 The boss wants you to learn.
00:29:33 (screaming)
00:29:36 - Queenie!
00:29:56 - Oh, my God.
00:29:57 - Oh, my God.
00:29:58 - Come on, let's get out of here.
00:30:02 Come on.
00:30:03 Let's go!
00:30:06 (phone ringing)
00:30:14 - Hello.
00:30:15 - Yeah, boss?
00:30:16 We got 'em.
00:30:17 We didn't get that Jackson creep,
00:30:19 but we got two of the girls.
00:30:20 - Good.
00:30:21 Nice work, Paul.
00:30:23 (knocking)
00:30:26 (phone ringing)
00:30:37 - Hello.
00:30:38 - This is Cavaletti.
00:30:40 I got two of your girls.
00:30:42 Now, I want you to close that joint of yours down
00:30:44 and be over here tomorrow night,
00:30:47 'cause if you don't, you'll never see 'em again.
00:30:51 (clattering)
00:30:53 - Hello?
00:30:54 Hello?
00:30:56 Motherfucker, hang up!
00:30:59 (crashing)
00:31:01 (whistling)
00:31:07 (laughing)
00:31:10 - Hello!
00:31:15 - What the fuck is this?
00:31:18 (laughing)
00:31:20 - Oh, my lovely.
00:31:23 - You've got to see Mama!
00:31:31 (laughing)
00:31:33 - This place gives me the creeps.
00:31:41 - Yeah, me too.
00:31:42 - I don't know, I wonder why the boss
00:31:43 picked this place for the party.
00:31:45 - He likes the old lady.
00:31:47 Besides, he gets his nuts watching her torture pretty broads.
00:31:51 (laughing)
00:31:53 - Oh, my little pretty!
00:31:55 Oh, you guys.
00:32:00 My pretty baby!
00:32:03 (screaming)
00:32:08 - Yes, sir!
00:32:08 - I hope these girls in California's good as this apple.
00:32:25 Boys, this is Los Angeles, California.
00:32:29 - California, ooh, this is where the stars are!
00:32:35 - I said boys.
00:32:37 - Yo, give me a little money.
00:32:39 Here's $97, thanks for the use of your card,
00:32:49 the trouble we caused you.
00:32:51 - Oh, I'll take your money,
00:32:52 but you didn't cause me any trouble.
00:32:55 I've always wanted to come to California.
00:32:57 By the looks of things out here,
00:33:00 someone's gonna have to kidnap me to take me back.
00:33:02 (laughing)
00:33:05 - Don't call us again.
00:33:06 Hey, taxi!
00:33:07 (tires screeching)
00:33:10 Hey, taxi!
00:33:11 Taxi!
00:33:13 (tires screeching)
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00:39:06 (upbeat music)
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00:39:26 (upbeat music)
00:39:31 (upbeat music)
00:39:37 (upbeat music)
00:39:42 (upbeat music)
00:39:53 - Good evening and welcome to Cattle Eddie's 20 grand.
00:39:57 ♪ I wanna do it ♪
00:39:59 ♪ Come on y'all ♪
00:40:01 ♪ I think we oughta do it ♪
00:40:03 ♪ Do it ♪
00:40:04 - Waitress, would you please give this to the piano player?
00:40:07 ♪ Come on y'all ♪
00:40:09 ♪ Everybody ♪
00:40:10 ♪ Can I do it ♪
00:40:13 ♪ I wanna do it ♪
00:40:15 ♪ I wanna do it now ♪
00:40:17 ♪ I think I feel like I wanna do it this evening ♪
00:40:21 ♪ Everybody ♪
00:40:22 ♪ I wanna do it ♪
00:40:25 ♪ Come on now ♪
00:40:26 ♪ Can I do it ♪
00:40:29 - All right, how about that?
00:40:31 The Ben Ed Taylor trio.
00:40:33 All right.
00:40:34 That is good.
00:40:36 Thank you much.
00:40:37 The Ben Taylor trio.
00:40:41 Do it.
00:40:42 (audience applauding)
00:40:45 Annie, it's you, baby, it's you.
00:40:50 - Ben, what it is?
00:40:52 - Where you been?
00:40:53 I ain't seen you lately.
00:40:53 - Oh, I've been here and there, you know?
00:40:56 Ben, I want you to meet a good friend of mine, Dolemite.
00:41:00 Ben, the best thing the world has ever known.
00:41:03 - Ben, the pleasure's mine.
00:41:05 - Dolemite, you know I've heard quite a bit about you, man.
00:41:11 Quite a bit.
00:41:12 - I hope the things that you've heard
00:41:15 have been good things, brother.
00:41:16 - Nothing but.
00:41:19 - Ben, we're looking for Queen.
00:41:22 We understand she's in a jam.
00:41:24 You know where she is?
00:41:25 - You know this job don't pay me to talk.
00:41:28 Pays me to sing.
00:41:29 Annie, you know that.
00:41:30 - Give it to me.
00:41:33 ♪ Oh, do you mean ♪
00:41:37 ♪ Have I seen the Queen ♪
00:41:40 (audience laughing)
00:41:41 - You guys go, she's floating around in somewhere.
00:41:43 I gotta go, I got a show to do.
00:41:45 - Okay, Ben.
00:41:46 - Yeah, that's it.
00:41:48 - Thank you.
00:41:49 - There goes Queen now.
00:41:53 Come on, let's go talk to her.
00:41:56 - Queen, what's happening?
00:42:12 What in the world are you doing in a joint like this?
00:42:14 - Honey, shit done got heavy.
00:42:17 Cavaletti sent some of his apes down,
00:42:19 beat me like a dog,
00:42:20 and kidnapped TC and Java.
00:42:23 - Kidnapped them, what you mean?
00:42:26 - Kidnapped them and forced us to come and work for him.
00:42:30 And said if I didn't come and work for him, he'd kill him.
00:42:33 - Cavaletti must be nuts to think he can get away
00:42:36 with some shit like that.
00:42:38 Who the hell does he think he is?
00:42:40 - That's what I wanna know.
00:42:43 He must think he is the new Godfather
00:42:46 of some kind of shit.
00:42:47 - He's pissed 'cause I was making more money than he was.
00:42:56 Here he come now, look.
00:42:57 - The rice is melting, Queen.
00:43:00 What's with the chatter?
00:43:01 - Those are just some friends of mine
00:43:05 and they was looking for somebody.
00:43:07 - Friends, huh?
00:43:08 Now look, sweetie, since you work for us,
00:43:10 you can't have any friends.
00:43:11 Now get back to work.
00:43:16 Well, folks, I want you to know
00:43:18 the next act is about to start.
00:43:20 I want you to catch it.
00:43:22 You'll love it.
00:43:23 (phone ringing)
00:43:45 - I'll take care of you now, sweetheart,
00:43:46 but I have other things to do.
00:43:49 But don't worry, I'll be back later.
00:44:05 Yeah.
00:44:09 (laughing)
00:44:15 (phone ringing)
00:44:18 - Java, what are we gonna do?
00:44:20 - I don't know, girl.
00:44:24 But whatever it is, it's gotta be quick.
00:44:29 (phone ringing)
00:44:31 Girl, this is sick.
00:44:36 (dramatic music)
00:44:43 (phone ringing)
00:44:46 ♪ Jolemite ♪
00:44:51 ♪ I've been waiting for you so long ♪
00:44:56 ♪ Baby, good things come to those who wait ♪
00:45:01 ♪ Miss Purple, Miss Purple ♪
00:45:10 ♪ Miss Purple, Miss Purple ♪
00:45:14 - I see you didn't keep your promise.
00:45:17 Just look at you.
00:45:19 - But baby, I've been busy.
00:45:22 - Not too busy to eat, I see.
00:45:27 ♪ Miss Purple, Miss Purple ♪
00:45:31 I want you to make yourself feel comfortable.
00:45:37 'Cause I got something I want you to do.
00:45:40 ♪ You're soft as a fluke ♪
00:45:51 ♪ You're the satin ♪
00:45:55 ♪ Romantic as a scream ♪
00:45:59 ♪ Turtle dog ♪
00:46:03 ♪ Sweet as the breeze ♪
00:46:07 ♪ Singing through the trees ♪
00:46:10 ♪ Miss Wonderful, it's you that I love ♪
00:46:15 ♪ I never felt love like this in all of my life ♪
00:46:23 ♪ Oh, oh, Miss Wonderful, I want you for my life ♪
00:46:32 ♪ You're the light of the day ♪
00:46:36 ♪ Spring of the morning ♪
00:46:40 ♪ And the truth as the new moon of the day ♪
00:46:45 - Damn, baby, I got some shit we can do better than this.
00:46:49 ♪ Beauty as the wave of the down-town waves ♪
00:46:56 ♪ Miss Wonderful, it's you that I love ♪
00:47:01 ♪ I never felt love like this in all of my life ♪
00:47:09 ♪ Miss Wonderful, it would be so nice ♪
00:47:15 ♪ To have you for my wife ♪
00:47:19 ♪ You're bright as the April spring warm ♪
00:47:25 ♪ And true as the new moon above ♪
00:47:30 ♪ You're sweet as the breeze ♪
00:47:37 ♪ Singing through the trees ♪
00:47:41 ♪ Miss Wonderful, it's you that I love ♪
00:47:46 ♪ You're bright as the April spring warm ♪
00:47:52 ♪ And true as the new moon above ♪
00:47:57 ♪ You're sweet as the breeze ♪
00:48:03 ♪ Singing through the trees ♪
00:48:07 ♪ Miss Wonderful, it's you that I love ♪
00:48:12 ♪ Miss Wonderful, it's you that I love ♪
00:48:21 ♪ Miss Wonderful, it's you that I love ♪
00:48:26 ♪ Miss Wonderful, it's you that I love ♪
00:48:32 - We checked your mug shot against our file, Sheriff.
00:48:46 We don't have a thing on him.
00:48:48 - Well, I hear tell he's in these parts.
00:48:51 I'm gonna find that nigger if it's the last thing I do.
00:48:58 - Well, good luck to you.
00:49:00 We'll do everything we can to help you.
00:49:02 - I'd appreciate that very much.
00:49:07 - Oh, by the way, Sheriff, what do you want him for?
00:49:15 - He murdered my wife.
00:49:18 - I'm sorry.
00:49:21 I'll put my best man on it.
00:49:24 (phone ringing)
00:49:35 (phone ringing)
00:49:38 - Detective Pete Blakely here.
00:49:51 - Blakely, it's Ryan.
00:49:55 I've got a special assignment for you.
00:50:00 - I've got one too, Captain.
00:50:01 It's just about to slip through my hands.
00:50:03 Now look, my vacation just started two hours ago.
00:50:06 - I know, Pete, and I am sorry.
00:50:09 But this is serious.
00:50:11 Maybe a promotion.
00:50:13 - How serious?
00:50:14 - It's a 187.
00:50:16 - Have you got an ID, Captain?
00:50:18 - Yes.
00:50:19 Male negro, 200 pounds, six foot.
00:50:24 Maybe a scar on his left shoulder.
00:50:27 We do have a mug shot.
00:50:29 - Oh, that's just great.
00:50:31 But do you have a name or an ID?
00:50:33 - Yes, he goes by the name of Dolomite.
00:50:36 (woman screaming)
00:50:44 (woman screaming)
00:50:48 (footsteps)
00:50:50 (tires screeching)
00:51:16 (tires screeching)
00:51:19 (tires screeching)
00:51:24 (tires screeching)
00:51:30 (tires screeching)
00:51:35 (horn honking)
00:51:41 (tires screeching)
00:51:45 (tires screeching)
00:51:48 (gunshots)
00:52:00 (man speaking in foreign language)
00:52:11 - They just misused me.
00:52:13 They misused the girl.
00:52:15 - Well, tell me what we're going to do.
00:52:20 - Queen Vee, we've got to get TC and Alice away from Cavaletti.
00:52:25 - Well, this is a big city.
00:52:28 Where do we start?
00:52:29 - That's easy.
00:52:31 We find Cavaletti and make him tell us where they are.
00:52:36 - Oh, no, it's not that easy.
00:52:39 - Everywhere that Joe go, he has his army with him.
00:52:43 - Oh, baby, armies can come large or small,
00:52:46 but we're known for kicking ass, and we can handle them all.
00:52:50 (laughing)
00:52:52 (phone ringing)
00:52:55 - Hello?
00:52:56 - Queen, stop what you're doing this minute.
00:52:58 Cavaletti wants you and your bitches over here within the hour.
00:53:02 - Oh, just a second, please.
00:53:05 This is from Joe. Pick up on the phone.
00:53:09 (upbeat music)
00:53:12 - Would you tell Joe that all the girls are on their monthly,
00:53:27 and they will not be able to be over there tonight.
00:53:31 - Now you listen to me, Queen.
00:53:34 - What's the matter now?
00:53:35 - She ain't coming.
00:53:36 - What do you mean she's not coming? Give me that phone.
00:53:39 Queen B, you better get your ass over here,
00:53:42 and I mean on the double.
00:53:44 - On the one condition that you turn my girls loose.
00:53:47 - Look, B, you're in no position to bargain with me.
00:53:50 Now you get your hot ass over here,
00:53:52 or I'll massacre those black bitches.
00:53:55 I'll give you just one hour.
00:53:57 (phone ringing)
00:54:03 - Well, you fat, suit-eating motherfucker.
00:54:07 - I guess you heard all of that.
00:54:14 - That's all I needed to know, that the girls are still alive.
00:54:19 Now I can work with that cranny dodging motherfucker.
00:54:23 So here's what we do.
00:54:25 - Hey, please, brother, please.
00:54:27 - Brother Q-B, what's happening?
00:54:29 - I wanna talk to you, man.
00:54:30 - Oh, I don't have time, fellas. I got a lot to do.
00:54:32 I'll talk to you later today.
00:54:33 - Later on'll be too late, man. We need to wrap right now.
00:54:36 - That's right, brother, man, right now.
00:54:38 - Oh, some heavy shit, huh?
00:54:40 - Dig it.
00:54:41 - Okay, sock it to me.
00:54:43 - Capulet's men blew away my brother this morning.
00:54:46 - Oh, no, you mean Jeff is dead?
00:54:48 - That's why we come to you, man. We need your help.
00:54:51 - Okay, I'll tell you what.
00:54:52 We'll get together this afternoon
00:54:53 and see what we can map out, all right?
00:54:55 - Say, look here, I got information on a house in Pasadena, man,
00:54:58 where the motherfuckers torture people.
00:55:01 - A torture chambers?
00:55:03 Goddamn, I haven't heard no shit like that in years.
00:55:06 Listen, did you get any information on the guys
00:55:09 that laid your brother away?
00:55:10 - Yeah, the motherfuckers was black.
00:55:13 - Yeah, brothers.
00:55:15 - Mannix, what's new on the sheriff's case?
00:55:18 - Well, I gotta see some mug shots, Chief.
00:55:21 - It's on the Dolomite file. You've got everything we have.
00:55:24 - The sheriff's case is nothing compared to what I've come up with.
00:55:28 Another 187.
00:55:29 This time the finger points to Mr. Cavaletti.
00:55:32 - Cavaletti? - That's right.
00:55:34 - Do you have grounds?
00:55:35 - Well, shall we set some brotherly information?
00:55:38 - Good. Give me the information,
00:55:40 and I'll assign somebody else to the case.
00:55:42 I don't want you biting off more than you can chew.
00:55:45 You concentrate on the sheriff's case.
00:55:47 Get Dolomite.
00:55:49 - You mean you're assigning me to help some oaky shafts
00:55:52 solve a murder case which we know nothing about?
00:55:55 And for two years I've tried to nail Joe Cavaletti
00:55:58 and finally I get this asshole by his balls
00:56:01 and you want to assign somebody else to the case?
00:56:03 - Now, damn it, Pete, you will do as you're told.
00:56:06 - Good.
00:56:07 I remembered the other day I was told my vacation started today,
00:56:11 and I'm taking it.
00:56:13 - Son of a bitch.
00:56:17 - What brings you this way, my friend?
00:56:21 - I've got news for you.
00:56:23 - Hey, you know I'm looking for these.
00:56:26 - I heard through the grapevine that you was trying to get
00:56:28 Queen's girls back from Cavaletti, right?
00:56:31 - So?
00:56:35 - I got some real strong info from some friends of mine.
00:56:40 - So what's happened?
00:56:42 - Info like that don't grow on trees.
00:56:44 It costs money, you know.
00:56:46 I got a sick eye.
00:56:48 - You know, I'm not going to let you go.
00:57:01 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:57:03 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:57:05 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:57:07 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:57:09 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:57:11 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:57:13 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:57:15 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:57:17 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:57:19 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:57:21 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:57:23 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:57:25 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:57:27 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:57:29 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:57:31 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:57:33 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:57:35 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:57:37 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:57:39 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:57:41 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:57:43 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:57:45 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:57:47 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:57:49 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:57:51 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:57:53 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:57:55 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:57:57 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:57:59 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:58:01 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:58:03 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:58:05 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:58:07 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:58:09 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:58:11 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:58:13 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:58:15 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:58:17 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:58:19 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:58:21 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:58:23 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:58:25 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:58:27 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:58:29 - I'm not going to let you go.
00:58:31 - Yes, I am.
00:58:33 - Mrs. Carveletti, I am a connoisseur of the world's most interesting nude stuff.
00:58:40 - I am not interested. If you'll just...
00:58:42 - Miss Carveletti, if you would wait just a moment and gaze upon this exquisite work, I'm sure you'll be interested.
00:58:51 Ah, now, I see you like my work.
00:58:59 Miss... Miss Carveletti?
00:59:03 Miss Carveletti, you do like my work.
00:59:10 But I've got something better for you.
00:59:13 Ah, you'll like it.
00:59:18 Big, black, strong man.
00:59:22 Ah, ah, ah.
00:59:27 You'll enjoy it.
00:59:29 Miss Carveletti?
00:59:31 Miss Carveletti?
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01:01:18 Where is Carveletti hiding, my girl?
01:01:27 Where is Carveletti hiding?
01:01:31 Where is Carveletti hiding, my girl?
01:01:37 Where is Carveletti hiding?
01:01:42 Where is Carveletti hiding, my girl?
01:01:46 Where? Where is Carveletti hiding, my girl?
01:01:49 Miss, where is Carveletti hiding?
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01:02:49 Where is Carveletti hiding, my girl?
01:02:54 Where is Carveletti hiding, my girl?
01:02:57 Where is Carveletti hiding, my girl?
01:03:00 Where is Carveletti hiding, my girl?
01:03:03 Where is Carveletti hiding, my girl?
01:03:06 There is a house on the hill in Pasadena.
01:03:11 There is a house on the hill in Pasadena.
01:03:16 There is a house on the hill in Pasadena.
01:03:21 [Music]
01:03:23 There is a house on the hill in Pasadena.
01:03:30 Have a seat.
01:03:31 No, thanks.
01:03:32 Some coffee?
01:03:33 No, thanks. I've had my breakfast.
01:03:35 I just came here to find out what you've got on that dola, my boy.
01:03:38 It's been a while since I heard from you.
01:03:41 I want to know what's happening.
01:03:43 Oh, when we get something, I'll let you know.
01:03:47 I've got my best man on the case.
01:03:50 He made no contact with me yet.
01:03:52 Well, this particular man works better by himself.
01:03:56 He's my undercover man for the ghettos.
01:03:59 You mean to tell me you sent a nigger out to find another nigger?
01:04:03 Why, that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of.
01:04:06 Sheriff, we don't have any niggers here.
01:04:10 Just damn fine police officers.
01:04:13 Some of the best in the country.
01:04:15 Now, if you can't respect that, and if you can't accept my choice of assignment,
01:04:20 you can get your ass out that door.
01:04:23 And if you don't like that, you can go to the chief.
01:04:26 I'll do just that, Captain.
01:04:28 And when I find him, I'll bring his head to you.
01:04:31 Since you love niggers so much, you can mount Dolomite's head on your mantelpiece.
01:04:37 Good day, Captain.
01:04:42 Fuck you!
01:04:47 Sweetheart, call Queen.
01:04:51 Tell her to bring everybody that works for her to my party tonight.
01:04:54 Tell them to be ready at 8. I'll have them picked up.
01:04:56 Right.
01:04:57 [phone ringing]
01:05:01 Hello?
01:05:02 Joe wants you to scrounge up all the girls you can and bring them over here tonight.
01:05:07 We'll send someone after you.
01:05:09 Yes, ma'am. We'll be there.
01:05:14 Well, looks like we've all been invited to the party.
01:05:19 But this time, this will be the party to end all parties.
01:05:24 [phone ringing]
01:05:35 Okay.
01:05:37 We know that Cavaletti has an army compared to us.
01:05:41 We outnumbered in people, but not in skill.
01:05:46 Just remember, if anybody come out alive, he should be one of us.
01:05:53 Now, how did you say this worked?
01:05:55 Well, tonight is Cavaletti's birthday party.
01:06:01 He'll have all his big shit friends there.
01:06:06 So if we get them all at one time, it's got to be tonight.
01:06:12 Has anybody heard from Dolomite?
01:06:17 [phone ringing]
01:06:29 Howard Jackson!
01:06:35 Is that the damn little nigga that taught me martial arts?
01:06:39 In person.
01:06:41 Lord, things is looking better.
01:06:43 Looking better?
01:06:44 With that little shit, I'll take my dick and beat his goddamn ass to death.
01:06:51 We'll see about that, brother.
01:06:56 Did you hear about the new contract?
01:06:58 No, what is it?
01:06:59 It's Queen B, Annie, and Dolomite.
01:07:02 Who's doing the job?
01:07:03 Red and Fingers.
01:07:04 Well, that's wild.
01:07:05 With those three out of the way, the boss will have no problems.
01:07:08 Right.
01:07:09 [horn honking]
01:07:18 Okay, we'll be right out.
01:07:23 All right, girls.
01:07:24 Let's get the show on the road.
01:07:27 [chattering]
01:07:41 We'll see you there.
01:07:43 We'll wait till the party's started.
01:07:45 Then we'll crash him.
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01:11:13 I didn't forget about you.
01:11:17 We'll make it a twosome.
01:11:19 [laughing]
01:11:32 Now don't move.
01:11:34 Or bye-bye.
01:11:36 [laughing]
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01:12:36 No! No!
01:12:39 Please! Don't kill me!
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01:13:51 Are you all right, girl?
01:13:52 Oh, yeah. Thanks for you, Dole-boy.
01:13:54 [music]
01:13:58 Don't touch me. There's a live grenade between my legs.
01:14:00 Be very careful. Don't move. Don't move.
01:14:03 He keeps the key over in his left pocket.
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01:14:24 [chatter]
01:14:27 [explosion]
01:14:33 [panting]
01:14:38 Java, are you all right?
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01:14:46 Mule has kicked me and bruised my eyes.
01:14:51 Rattlesnake has bit me and pulled off and died.
01:14:56 Yes, I've fought my way in here because I'm rough and ready.
01:15:01 So, girls, let's go and get that motherfucking Cavaletti.
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01:15:23 Hold it, Dole-Mike.
01:15:25 Let me at him.
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01:15:39 Al Cap'n. Yeah, Pete here.
01:15:42 Yeah, I know about that.
01:15:43 Listen, hold on to your hat and get a pencil and pad and take this down.
01:15:47 I got some news here that'll make you blow your mind.
01:15:50 Yeah.
01:15:51 Look, not only do I get Cavaletti, but the sheriff gets his man, too.
01:15:56 That's right. Dole-Mike is over to Cavaletti's right now.
01:15:59 There's a war going on between them.
01:16:01 Guess who else is over there?
01:16:03 Red and Fingers are two pals from the East, the hitmen.
01:16:07 Remember them?
01:16:09 Right.
01:16:11 What's the address, Muggy?
01:16:14 $25, baby.
01:16:17 I got enough shit on you to send you down for 20 years.
01:16:20 Now give me the address.
01:16:21 Reverend Woodland Hills, Pasadena.
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01:16:34 Hey, Joe.
01:16:37 Joe, hold it.
01:16:50 Well, it's about time you got here.
01:16:52 Why, put your things in here and come join the party.
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01:17:23 Say, white boy, come out here in the light, 'cause tonight is the night.
01:17:27 Come out here and you can see some genuine American Indian turk heart jewelry.
01:17:33 I got to sell this shit and sell it quick.
01:17:35 I got to get out of town.
01:17:37 Wait a minute, white boy, fool, wait a minute.
01:17:39 I'm selling this shit cheap.
01:17:41 I'm gonna let you take the shit home to your lady.
01:17:43 She might give you some pussy tonight if you know what to do with it.
01:17:46 Wait a minute, fool.
01:17:47 We'll take this then.
01:18:02 Hey, everybody.
01:18:03 Got a special surprise for you.
01:18:05 Capiletti just hired a new man, and he's one of the boys.
01:18:09 And for this evening's entertainment, he's going to demonstrate to us
01:18:12 how he became Central America's champ at Noom Chop Spics.
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01:18:50 Catering service here, sir.
01:18:51 Sir.
01:19:02 I bought this stuff.
01:19:12 It's like you're having a real nice party.
01:19:17 Sure am, boy.
01:19:19 Put this stuff in the kitchen.
01:19:21 Too bad you weren't invited, boy.
01:19:22 Yeah, it is.
01:19:26 Say, baby, let's you and me go take a swim.
01:19:32 I don't have a suit on, sugar.
01:19:34 Suit?
01:19:35 It's a private pool.
01:19:41 In that case, what are we waiting for?
01:19:43 Let's go.
01:19:47 Hey, that young lady that was with the guy with the glasses,
01:19:50 is she a friend of yours?
01:19:52 Oh, yes.
01:19:53 She's one of my girls.
01:20:07 [crying]
01:20:36 Hey, mama, what it is?
01:20:37 You got red.
01:20:42 I can't believe it.
01:20:44 Now I have to kill both of you as myself.
01:20:47 All right, ladies, this way.
01:20:49 Come on, move!
01:20:53 That's far enough.
01:20:59 Turn around!
01:21:18 Wait a minute, little shit, you about to hit me.
01:21:41 [fighting]
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01:24:26 [fighting]
01:24:50 You're a bad motherfucker, this I can see.
01:24:53 [fighting]
01:24:56 But it's now time for you to bring your ass to me.
01:25:01 [fighting]
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01:27:12 You all take care of Jimmy.
01:27:16 I'm gonna get that motherfucking Cabaletti if it is the last thing I do.
01:27:24 Jimmy.
01:27:26 Jimmy.
01:27:31 Pack your things, we're getting out of here fast.
01:27:32 What's the matter, honey?
01:27:33 Don't ask questions, damn it, just get to it.
01:27:38 Can you hear me?
01:27:39 It's your brother, Bo.
01:27:44 Talk to me, man.
01:27:54 Jimmy.
01:27:57 Don't die on me, man.
01:28:02 Come on.
01:28:03 Now get your shit together.
01:28:04 Come on, now.
01:28:06 Come on, Bo.
01:28:09 He just planned.
01:28:13 He just planned.
01:28:15 Come on, stop acting, man, get up.
01:28:19 He just-- Bo!
01:28:24 My brother, man.
01:28:28 My brother.
01:28:35 He's gone.
01:28:37 Bo.
01:28:39 Come on.
01:28:41 Come on.
01:28:44 He's gone.
01:28:46 Come on, let's go.
01:28:47 Going somewhere, Cabaletti baby?
01:28:50 Come on, get up.
01:28:53 Come on, let's go.
01:29:11 Police, police, police, everyone.
01:29:15 Police.
01:29:17 Freeze, everybody.
01:29:19 Freeze, nobody move.
01:29:33 Come here.
01:29:35 Where's Cabaletti?
01:29:36 Where is he?
01:29:43 Hold it, out, out.
01:29:47 Out.
01:29:58 I got money, a lot of money.
01:30:01 Here, here in this bag.
01:30:03 You can take it.
01:30:04 Take all you want.
01:30:06 Let me get the fuck out of here.
01:30:10 Please.
01:30:12 Big little puppy, you like a big dog.
01:30:15 Give you a little bit now, but damn if you don't want it all.
01:30:19 I'll take that money and I'll use it well.
01:30:23 'Cause you got a one-way ticket straight to hell.
01:30:27 Now get in the car and move.
01:30:29 No, don't do it.
01:30:30 Don't do it, goddammit.
01:30:32 What is it, Pete?
01:30:33 It's Cabaletti.
01:30:35 He's about to get his nuts blown off.
01:30:37 And by your boy, Sheriff.
01:30:40 Cover up.
01:31:06 Oh, Satan.
01:31:08 You drive a mother a customer.
01:31:12 You got that right, you decrepit old witch.
01:31:16 But this time it's him.
01:31:18 Now move.
01:31:24 What goes around comes around.
01:31:28 Now it's your turn to die, you no-business-born, insecure, rat-suit-suitin' motherfucker.
01:31:35 And if you don't die, you're going to wish the hell you had a...
01:31:39 [Screaming]
01:31:52 [Screaming]
01:32:08 Where is Dolomite?
01:32:10 Where is Dolomite?
01:32:11 Where is that son of a bitch, Dolomite?
01:32:15 Where is he?
01:32:36 [Gunshots]
01:32:50 Son of a bitch.
01:32:54 [Gunshots]
01:33:02 The career is over, stud.
01:33:06 [Laughing]
01:33:14 [Laughing]
01:33:29 [Train Whistle Blowing]
01:33:38 This motherfucker think I'm dead.
01:33:41 But he don't know I am the human tornado.
01:33:45 [Laughing]
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01:34:40 He's a human tornado.
01:34:43 Mules has kicked me and didn't bruise my eye.
01:34:48 Rattlesnakes has bit me, Lord, I just pour forth and die.
01:34:52 My hands are alive and I swim the raging sea.
01:34:57 I don't want no dilapidated, sea-slapping, fidget-toting, pulsated, roe-legged son of a gun to messin' with me.
01:35:04 I've been known to rise up, but I'll cool down later.
01:35:08 After bad, go to school. I'm the human tornado.
01:35:13 He's a human tornado.
01:35:20 He's a human tornado.
01:35:22 I pick up the rock, build a giant goliath.
01:35:27 And worked on a knee-rope that's been thrown on a fire.
01:35:31 I work for lions, elephants, and locos, and rastas, and bees.
01:35:36 I don't want no dilapidated, sea-slapping, fidget-toting, pulsated, roe-legged son of a gun to messin' with me.
01:35:43 I've been known to rise up, but I'll cool down later.
01:35:48 After bad, go to school. I'm the human tornado.
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