Kapuso Rewind: Don’t english me, I’m panic! (Daboy En Da Girl)

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#KapusoRewind: Iba gumalaw ‘tong si Bruno, napaka-brusko!

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Transcript
00:00 [Music]
00:10 [Foreign Language]
00:17 [Foreign Language]
00:43 [Foreign Language]
01:12 English!
01:13 Oh my gosh, my field.
01:16 English!
01:17 [Foreign Language]
01:21 What are you doing? My golly, you know English.
01:25 What are you doing here?
01:26 Oh, I'm waiting for my friend Bruno. He's in the bathroom.
01:30 Bruno?
01:31 You have a friend? A dog friend?
01:34 No, no, it's not a friend.
01:36 My friend, we were, we were, uh, sailor mates.
01:38 We were, we were friends back in the sailor days.
01:40 Uh, you board the same ship?
01:43 Yeah, we were on the same ship.
01:44 Uh, what desert were you assigned to?
01:47 No, uh, sea, sea, I mean ocean.
01:50 Uh, so you were friends, huh? Where are you going?
01:54 Uh, actually I'm waiting. I'm not here.
01:56 I'm Kismok, me. I'm a happy man, my bubbly toothbrush everyday.
02:01 We go to church, to some, what?
02:04 [Foreign Language]
02:08 What is he trying to say to you?
02:10 Oh, he's, he's just saying that he was going to church.
02:12 He pursues his, his philosophy.
02:14 Religiously.
02:15 He actually called you a dog.
02:16 Really?
02:17 Yeah, he said that.
02:18 Yes!
02:19 [Foreign Language]
02:20 Forty-first century.
02:22 Yeah, Boston.
02:24 Boston.
02:25 And the other sixty percent is?
02:26 Yeah, this is half German and half shepherd.
02:29 International model.
02:31 Oh, I can see that.
02:32 Yeah.
02:33 I knew that back then.
02:34 He model a ginger, you know, Luya.
02:36 Okay.
02:37 Go ahead.
02:38 I'll go ahead.
02:39 Okay.
02:40 [Foreign Language]
02:41 Come on.
02:42 Hold my hands.
02:43 Alright, where are we going?
02:44 Let's go.
02:45 To where?
02:46 Just like the same. Back in the ship.
02:49 You strike me and I'll counter you.
02:51 Okay.
02:52 Just, come on.
02:53 What's your back? What a beautiful back.
02:55 Come on, let's go.
02:56 (audience laughing)

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