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Bottoms Movie Clip - Report to the Principal's Office

US Release Date: August 25, 2023
Starring: Ayo Edebiri, Havana Rose Liu, Rachel Sennott
Director : Emma Seligman
Synopsis: Unpopular best friends PJ and Josie start a high school fight club to meet girls and lose their virginity. They soon find themselves in over their heads when the most popular students start beating each other up in the name of self-defense.
Transcript
00:00 Excuse me. Could the ugly, untalented gays
00:03 please report to the principal's office?
00:05 Guess that's you guys.
00:07 Hello, Principal Myers. First of all, I want to say,
00:09 -God bless-- -Shut up. You know why you're here.
00:11 I don't, actually.
00:12 For committing a crime against Jeff,
00:14 our quarterback and the most good-looking,
00:16 all-American, red-blooded, muscular man
00:18 this town has ever seen.
00:19 Sir, please look in the mirror.
00:21 -Shush! -Okay.
00:22 The homecoming game with Huntington
00:24 is nearly a month away.
00:26 Do you know how long we've been working toward this?
00:28 -Yes. -Yes. It's everywhere.
00:30 -20 years. -Couldn't be clearer.
00:31 -I think I can explain. -I can explain.
00:33 Jeff is psychotic, and he tried to murder us.
00:35 Ha! Sure. You're all victims,
00:38 and girls are always right, right?
00:39 Yeah, actually.
00:40 How come you can't buck up
00:43 and learn to protect yourselves
00:44 without running somebody over?
00:45 Maybe it's because we're small, and he's giant,
00:49 so we needed to use a little machinery.
00:51 Did you ever think of that, sir?
00:53 -Can we just explain ourselves? -Maybe I should buy a gun.
00:55 Okay, what? Don't buy a gun.
00:57 Nobody said buy a gun. Can we just calm down, everybody?
00:59 -Zipper. You know what? -What?
01:02 I'm gonna expel you both.
01:03 -No! No! No! -Yes. Yes.
01:05 You have to understand that this was a misunderstanding.
01:09 -Really? -We were just practicing...
01:14 for...
01:15 ♪♪
01:20 for our self-defense club.
01:23 Self-defense? What is that?
01:25 -Uh... -I'd say it's like a fight club.
01:28 -Well, here's the thing. -Yes! Yes!
01:30 -Yes! -Uh, yes.
01:32 A fight club, where we...
01:34 beat each other up and...
01:36 -No, we don't. -Yes.
01:37 No, we don't. Shut up.
01:38 Okay, you know what? I don't care.
01:39 -I don't care. -You're over it. Okay.
01:41 Yeah, you can beat the shit out of each other
01:43 while you perform the vagina monologues.
01:45 Just stay in your lane
01:46 until you're munching Beaverett Wesleyan.
01:48 Yes, sir.
01:49 [ Click ]
01:50 [ Silence ]
01:55 [ Silence ]