• l’année dernière
Transcription
00:00 What I learned at boating school is...
00:03 I'm 12
00:09 I'm kinda sh*tting right now
00:17 Hold up, let me cook, let me cook
00:19 Oh, hell no!
00:29 You good?
00:41 Yeah, Sean, I'm good
00:42 Felix
00:48 I have a gold lever action, like I guess I have to keep it
00:51 Bye, have a great night
01:05 He's one shot, hit him wide as 52
01:08 A few minutes later
01:10 Hold up, wait a minute, something ain't right
01:14 I see his cape
01:16 *gunshot*
01:17 *gunshot*
01:22 Pay to lose, chat
01:23 I hear him, I just don't know where he is
01:25 You still hear him?
01:26 Yeah, I can still hear his like whistle out
01:29 I see him
01:30 Never back down, never what?
01:35 Surrender
01:36 Give up, John, what the...
01:37 Oh
01:38 Hey, get off my lawn
01:44 Okay
01:45 Right here
01:54 Players are landing right now
01:59 I'm moving
02:12 *gunshots*
02:13 Gun's terrible
02:16 Get it off, get it out of my inventory
02:18 I have a gold, I'm hitting, I hit the different 8
02:20 I just take my med kit, brrrr
02:26 Wait, wait
02:31 Help me!
02:33 Why is it that when I use a flash
02:37 Like I'm slapping somebody in the face
02:39 With a little kid's napkin from a birthday party
02:42 But when I get flashed
02:44 I just, I spawn and die
02:46 Spawn and die
02:47 That might be the most amazing rage like of all time
02:51 Why is it...
02:53 Oh, I got a player on me
02:54 Oh, it's Tim
02:55 Tim, but bump on kick
02:59 I didn't get my stuff yet, dude
03:05 I'll kill his AI, it's fine
03:07 I can relate to that
03:15 Why is it that when I use a mammoth pistol
03:23 It's time, it's time
03:24 Spawn
03:26 Spawn dies, spawn dies
03:28 Yeah, that's it
03:30 Alright, well there's our guy, he's dead
03:32 Dude, Mitch just said that
03:33 I didn't know that was what that was from
03:35 Nice, dude
03:52 Oh, there's a rift here
03:53 I don't see anyone
03:55 Arthur, was that you that rifted?
03:57 No, that was
03:59 Oh yeah, they're coming
04:02 Nice, dude
04:06 Like I said, 44
04:07 Shooting the guy, new guy
04:08 And you just hit 46
04:09 Challenges you
04:10 I'm gonna try to get a kill
04:11 I'm gonna try to get a kill
04:12 I'm gonna try to get a kill
04:13 I'm gonna try to get a kill
04:14 I'm gonna try to get a kill
04:15 I'm gonna try to get a kill
04:16 I'm gonna try to get a kill
04:17 I'm gonna try to get a kill
04:18 I'm gonna try to get a kill
04:19 I'm gonna try to get a kill
04:20 Challenges you
04:21 These guys will probably rift again
04:23 Okay, Mrs. Puff
04:24 What's my final score?
04:26 Six
04:28 Oh
04:29 And how many do I need to pass?
04:32 Six
04:33 Oh
04:34 Hundred
04:37 You need 600 to pass
04:39 You got six
04:40 Oh, don't worry, Mrs. Puff
04:41 I'll be fine
04:43 That's one in front of me, hit over 100
04:49 I'm way low
04:50 Blankety
05:01 Blankety
05:02 Blank
05:04 I can do this
05:05 I can do this
05:06 What I learned in boating school is
05:09 99
05:12 112
05:15 112
05:16 Nice shot, dude
05:22 I'm kinda sh*tting right now
05:23 Hold on, let me cook
05:24 Let me cook
05:25 Okay, okay
05:27 Well, if I knock someone over here, where'd they go?
05:34 Yep, I got him, I got him
05:38 Thank you, chat, sorry guys
05:39 Two going, two going
05:41 In the air
05:42 Oh, I got a shock
05:43 Oh, I got a shock
05:44 This guy's just jumping, firing his trash
05:47 Come on, Talon, you're gonna be pleased
05:48 Oh, he just destroyed me
05:49 Yeah, well, I mean, I see
05:50 I see, I see your movement and it's terrible there
05:53 You're lucky I'm a god, this guy's got literally 5 HP
05:58 Get that dog, bro
06:01 Yeah!
06:02 Later that night
06:06 You good?
06:11 Yeah
06:13 *screams*
06:16 That's ChillSgt91, I don't know why he was running
06:24 Sh*t, Diego, I appreciate it, man
06:26 Laughter is the best therapy
06:28 He's in white
06:31 In the bathroom
06:33 But if you need it
06:37 I'm in danger
06:40 Danger
06:41 Wait on me
06:47 How many zombies are there?
06:55 I got one, bro
06:57 Dude, my screen is just permanently red
06:59 Those things sound demonic, dude, I hate them
07:01 They're, they
07:02 Oh, look who it is
07:08 Chocolate, what's up, dude?
07:09 Cool, thanks, dude
07:10 *imitates a car horn*
07:12 Oh, dude
07:16 I had this guy for over 100
07:18 Knocked him
07:23 Where the hell did I knock this guy?
07:27 You good?
07:30 Alright
07:37 That guy's right here
07:38 Good shot from behind the wall, holy cow
07:41 I'm just dead here
07:47 Alright, well, I'm committing hard
07:51 I'm with you
07:52 What?
08:01 What?
08:05 Laughter
08:06 Had a guy for over 100 damage in this building
08:16 He's here for 77
08:19 Oh, is that a home steal at 95?
08:23 Dead
08:24 There's sharks
08:32 Sharks
08:33 They're at 8,000
08:37 I got pistoled out of this guy
08:40 Two guys in a bush, right here
08:42 Right here, down low, bottom right, popping a blurb
08:44 Just got out of zone
08:45 Careful, Gibby, these guys are just fucking focusing us
08:50 And now I have no heals
08:51 I'm just gonna hold these rats, dude
08:56 I'm getting healed
08:57 I'm up
09:01 I'm gonna pop this medkit
09:08 You good?
09:11 Yeah, I'm just trying to kill these guys coming in
09:13 One shot, bro
09:17 One shot, bro
09:18 I'm in the bush
09:29 I got behind us
09:31 94 on this guy
09:34 34, 54
09:35 K, white
09:38 100 on the other guy
09:39 52, bottom
09:40 Let's go, me
09:41 Up in the air
09:42 Hit for over 100
09:43 15
09:45 Let's go, Gibby
09:46 Let's go
09:47 Let's go!
09:48 Let's get teamwork
09:49 What a game!
09:50 That got sweaty at the end
09:53 Jesus, these games are tough
09:55 [Outro]