The story follows a young male protagonist as he recalls the babysitters of his youth. | dG1fM3otVHJZckRha2M
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00:00 (piano playing)
00:02 - A long time ago, when I was like eight or nine
00:06 or something, my parents stopped fighting all the time
00:08 and decided to start going out and have fun
00:11 and leave me home with a babysitter.
00:13 The first one they got me was Miss Newt.
00:17 She had a degree in child psychology.
00:19 (beeping)
00:24 - Eugene, I'm sorry.
00:28 (beeping)
00:30 - Eugene.
00:30 To bed!
00:34 - My grandmother started babysitting
00:36 and that wasn't so bad 'cause I could do whatever I want.
00:57 - Then one night I missed,
00:59 so Madame West-Orin started coming.
01:01 (singing in foreign language)
01:08 - Finally there was this one, my last.
01:26 That was kind of interesting.
01:28 Her name was Carol.
01:29 (upbeat music)
01:34 (upbeat music)
01:37 - What's your problem?
02:01 - Nothing.
02:03 (slurping)
02:05 - What grade are you in?
02:09 - Sixth.
02:10 - You?
02:13 - Junior.
02:14 - My cousins are junior.
02:16 - So?
02:19 (slurping)
02:24 (door creaking)
02:27 - Wanna see my report card?
02:43 - No.
02:44 - Wanna see my gun collection?
02:47 - No.
02:50 - What do you wanna do then?
02:54 - Nothing.
02:55 - A genius.
03:03 - Eugene.
03:04 - Yeah.
03:06 - Wanna drag?
03:08 - Wanna play a game of Star Blasters?
03:12 (upbeat music)
03:15 - I could've beaten her if I wanted to,
03:22 but I didn't want her to feel bad
03:24 and then not wanna come back and babysit again.
03:26 Of course she did come back and babysit again.
03:30 (clock ticking)
03:33 (phone ringing)
03:45 Now don't cheat.
03:48 (phone ringing)
03:54 - Hello?
03:54 Yeah, hold on.
03:58 - It's for you, Carol.
03:59 - Yeah?
04:07 No.
04:10 I don't know.
04:13 I'm busy.
04:16 How did Todd, Todd?
04:22 Todd?
04:23 When?
04:25 Not here.
04:28 Tonight.
04:29 I don't know.
04:31 I don't know if I want to, I don't know.
04:33 Bye.
04:34 - Your turn.
04:44 Mate.
04:49 (water splashing)
04:52 I wanna be a scientist already.
04:54 Then I can blow up the whole world
04:57 and be the only one left alive.
04:59 What do you think?
05:01 - Keep rubbing.
05:04 - Of course, I could figure out a way
05:10 so you'd survive too.
05:12 You could be my assistant.
05:13 Hmm.
05:19 Hmm.
05:20 Ouch!
05:23 The next time, which was the last time,
05:26 she came over and was acting really weird.
05:29 She kept on playing the same old stupid song
05:32 over and over again.
05:34 ♪ Let me take you down ♪
05:37 ♪ 'Cause I'm your only friend ♪
05:40 ♪ Strawberry field ♪
05:42 - Is there someone in the closet around the TV?
05:46 Ow!
05:46 ♪ Strawberry field ♪
05:49 (door slams)
05:50 - What's your problem?
05:51 Well?
05:55 What?
05:58 I'm a virgin.
06:04 - Me too.
06:08 - Eugene.
06:16 - Yes, Carol?
06:16 Do I look like one?
06:21 Go to bed.
06:33 (upbeat piano music)
06:40, (door slams)
06:45, (door slams)
06:50, (door slams), (door slams)
06:55, (door slams), (door slams), (door slams),
07:00 (door slams)
07:03 (door slams)
07:12 - Oh, God.
07:30 (Carol panting)
07:32 (Carol gasping)
07:35 Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd.
08:01 Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd,
08:06 Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd.
08:20 - The next morning I told my parents,
08:24 not about to stay on the new carpeting,
08:26 just that I thought from now on I was grown up enough
08:29 to spend the night alone.
08:30 (upbeat piano music)
08:33 (upbeat piano music)
08:36 (upbeat piano music)
08:39 (upbeat piano music)
08:43 (upbeat piano music)
08:46 [BLANK_AUDIO]