TBATS: Derrick Monasterio, may ka-work na PABIBO at PLASTIC! (TBATS Top 5)
Aired (August 20, 2023): Relate so much si Derrick Monasterio sa ‘TBATS’ Top 5 Things na ayaw natin sa ating katrabaho dahil may kilala raw ito na nagmamagaling o pabibo sa work at plastic pa! Sino kaya ito?
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00:00 [intro music]
00:04 [applause]
00:06 Welcome back to T-Bots!
00:08 We're here with Daryl Munoz-Serrio and Elvillian Nueva!
00:12 Wow, these two are really different.
00:16 I'm so jealous!
00:18 But first, let's greet the loyal T-Bots viewers on GTV,
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00:27 Hello! And of course, hello to our viewers via GMA Pinoy TV all over the world!
00:35 [applause]
00:36 And also to our TV5 and Kapamilya Channel viewers
00:39 who are not yet on the movie "Spotlight Channel."
00:42 Hello to you all!
00:45 Let's go straight to our T-Bots Top 5!
00:50 Oh my, Derek and El, what's our topic for tonight?
00:56 These are the 5 things we hate about our coworkers,
01:00 whether it's in the office or anywhere else.
01:03 Oh, there's a lot to relate to!
01:05 Top 5!
01:07 Bad hygiene!
01:11 In other words, there's a smell,
01:14 there's a smell, there's a smell,
01:17 There's a smell?
01:19 Yes.
01:20 Oh my, that's so gross.
01:21 There's that kind of smell.
01:23 He's joking!
01:24 He's joking?
01:25 What did he say?
01:26 I don't know!
01:27 Why didn't you let me hear it?
01:29 It's true, there's that kind of smell sometimes.
01:34 You just said your ex, right?
01:36 What?
01:37 Your ex.
01:38 I didn't say anything about my ex, I might get in trouble.
01:40 I'll go back.
01:43 But for me,
01:44 Have you experienced that?
01:46 Me?
01:47 No, no, no.
01:48 I don't smell, guys.
01:50 Even if you smell it, smell it.
01:52 Oh, yes!
01:53 But when I take a shower,
01:55 I also had that problem before.
01:57 Before?
01:58 Yes, what I do is I don't shower my head anymore,
02:02 just my body,
02:03 so it's faster.
02:04 But, of course, to our coworkers in the office,
02:07 don't do that.
02:09 True.
02:10 Soap is cheap, just a pincel.
02:12 And earlier, you told me that before,
02:14 you only shower twice a week.
02:16 Just like that.
02:17 Rice, rice.
02:18 Rice only.
02:19 And you, have you experienced that?
02:21 Oh, with Derrick.
02:23 Oh!
02:24 Oh my!
02:25 No, because we're like,
02:27 we're like sea.
02:28 We're like sea, we're like taping.
02:30 And then, there's kissing scenes,
02:33 hugging scenes, like that.
02:34 And then, when I do that,
02:36 it smells like a cockroach.
02:38 Oh!
02:39 I'm just joking.
02:41 But cockroaches are delicious, okay?
02:43 Just use it as a perfume.
02:44 But it's delicious.
02:45 Oh, yes.
02:46 But it's delicious.
02:48 Cockroaches, you'll smell the smell,
02:51 but it's not delicious.
02:53 There, that's better.
02:56 Number four.
02:58 Sip-sip in the boss.
03:01 Oh!
03:02 Oh my!
03:03 There's a lot of that.
03:05 Give love, give love,
03:07 every day that comes in,
03:08 there's cake, there's cookies, there's whatever.
03:11 Correct.
03:12 And then, who's that?
03:14 Me.
03:15 Sip-sip in the boss.
03:17 But what is that?
03:18 Of course, it's okay to give,
03:21 but don't to the extent that
03:23 that's all you did.
03:25 Correct.
03:26 And there's also instances where you give,
03:28 and then you'll know,
03:29 it's not from him,
03:31 he just accepted that he gave.
03:32 Really?
03:33 Oh, you know that?
03:34 Who is that?
03:35 Just.
03:36 Secret.
03:38 I'm here, I'm here.
03:39 Are you here?
03:40 Is he here?
03:41 Number three.
03:47 Always asking for work.
03:52 Oh!
03:53 The reaction is different.
03:56 Why, babe?
03:57 Is there something like that?
03:58 No, it's also because of my problems,
04:00 because I'm very energetic, right?
04:02 So sometimes, the people I'm with,
04:05 I don't see them putting in the effort.
04:07 They just give in to me.
04:09 But, it's okay because I'm the one who sees it.
04:12 Correct.
04:13 That's also your advantage.
04:15 But it's good if you really help.
04:17 There's teamwork.
04:19 The fight is give and take.
04:21 True.
04:22 Right?
04:23 Teamwork.
04:24 Hi.
04:25 Number two.
04:27 He's good at it.
04:32 He's good at it.
04:33 Oh!
04:35 There's something like that.
04:36 There's something like that.
04:37 I know someone who knows who's ***.
04:39 Who?
04:40 He's good at it.
04:41 He's good at it.
04:42 Adron?
04:43 Who?
04:44 What is that?
04:45 Who?
04:46 Who is that?
04:47 He's flipping ***.
04:49 Who, babe?
04:50 There's a lot of people like that.
04:51 Wait, wait.
04:52 ***.
04:54 Yes.
04:55 ***.
04:57 What?
04:58 It's true.
05:01 Is that a digit?
05:02 I think so.
05:03 I heard that.
05:04 It's like a lot of people know.
05:06 It's not.
05:07 It's just like this.
05:08 But he wasn't like that before, right?
05:10 Yes.
05:11 Number one.
05:14 Number one.
05:16 The thing that everyone hates is plastic.
05:18 There's a lot of people like that.
05:21 It's like he's still there.
05:22 Oh my God.
05:23 He's still there.
05:24 He's still there.
05:25 Oh my God.
05:26 But in our line of work, there's a lot of people like that.
05:31 Yes.
05:32 It's like he's still there.
05:33 And because we always have to show that we're happy and we don't have any feelings.
05:37 Exactly.
05:38 And if there's really someone like that, just distance yourself from that person.
05:41 Yes.
05:42 Hello, it's up to you.
05:43 But how will you know if a person is plastic?
05:46 How will you know?
05:48 You'll feel it.
05:49 Yes.
05:50 Just instinct.
05:51 Yes.
05:52 And there are people who make you feel like you're different.
05:54 The ones who have abnormal acting, you're so good.
05:57 Right?
05:58 Why are you holding this?
05:59 And they're looking at you, right?
06:01 You're so pretty.
06:02 You're wearing a nice dress.
06:03 You're so kind.
06:04 But when you turn around, "Is that it? It's so ugly."
06:07 Yes.
06:08 But at least you're honest.
06:11 Wow.
06:12 We enjoyed it.
06:13 Thank you, Derek and Elle!
06:17 [Credits]