Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves - Catalina Trust
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00:00:00 [SILENCE]
00:00:03 [WIND BLOWING]
00:00:08 [RADIO CHATTER]
00:00:23 Anyone there?
00:00:24 [RADIO CHATTER]
00:00:27 Until we pull from the lake with DOA, both DOA and Mercy.
00:00:32 That's me they always smacked up.
00:00:35 Stupid.
00:00:36 They have a kid too.
00:00:39 Plenty of little boys in your situation
00:00:41 make it just fine in the end.
00:00:44 You're a brave boy.
00:00:46 Your grandfather can't take you because he lives too far away.
00:00:48 You're a brave boy.
00:00:50 You're a brave boy.
00:00:51 You're a brave boy.
00:00:52 You're a brave boy.
00:00:53 Replacing you with a very nice foster family in Brooklyn.
00:00:56 You ever been to Brooklyn?
00:00:57 They play stickball there and have very good pizza too.
00:01:02 You miss your mom and dad, I know.
00:01:04 But it will pass.
00:01:05 Time is your friend.
00:01:08 Don't worry, son.
00:01:09 You're going to be all right.
00:01:11 [MUSIC - THE FALLING LEAVES, "THE FALLING LEAVES"]
00:01:17 The falling leaves just by my window.
00:01:20 The autumn leaves of red and gold.
00:01:24 I see your lips, the summer kisses, the sunburned hands
00:01:31 I used to hold.
00:01:34 Since you went away, the days grow long.
00:01:39 And soon I hear old winter's song.
00:01:44 But I miss you most of all, my darling,
00:01:48 when the autumn leaves start to fall.
00:01:53 [MUSIC - THE FALLING LEAVES, "THE FALLING LEAVES"]
00:01:56 Underline the word volatile.
00:02:20 And Janet, make sure they know it's in Thai baht, not
00:02:23 US dollars.
00:02:24 We've screwed them on that before.
00:02:25 Can I help you with something?
00:02:40 Maybe moving in here, that's all.
00:02:42 Yeah?
00:02:44 Yeah.
00:02:46 Meantime, keep moving, OK, pal?
00:02:48 [MUSIC - THE FALLING LEAVES, "THE FALLING LEAVES"]
00:02:51 The falling leaves just by my window.
00:03:00 The autumn leaves of red and gold.
00:03:05 I see your lips, the summer kisses, the sunburned hands
00:03:12 I used to hold.
00:03:14 Since you went away, the days grow long.
00:03:19 But soon I hear old winter's song.
00:03:24 But I miss you most of all, my darling,
00:03:28 when the autumn leaves start to fall.
00:03:31 Damn it, Sven, I told you not in the doorway.
00:03:34 Kitty will call the cops again, right?
00:03:35 Go on, eat it.
00:03:43 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03:46 [SCREAMS]
00:04:02 I got burritos.
00:04:03 [LAUGHS]
00:04:04 Yeah, what about Stacy?
00:04:07 What's her name?
00:04:08 No, she'll be OK.
00:04:09 She's fine after all.
00:04:10 No, remember the Vanity Fair party?
00:04:13 No, being tender, just a dismissal shoulder pad.
00:04:16 Oh, yeah.
00:04:18 Yeah, I gotta go, babe.
00:04:19 OK, yeah, I'll talk to you tomorrow.
00:04:21 Bye.
00:04:22 [BEEP]
00:04:23 Only two burritos?
00:04:30 These are the small ones, right?
00:04:32 I'm not that hungry.
00:04:34 Why?
00:04:35 What did your boss say?
00:04:36 He called me a throwback.
00:04:38 That's a compliment, right?
00:04:39 Yeah, coming from Mr. Wheeler, definitely.
00:04:42 Hm, so the review went well?
00:04:44 Maybe.
00:04:46 Now you'll get a raise.
00:04:47 Hey, did you tell him we're getting married?
00:04:49 Yeah, he already knew.
00:04:51 He also somehow knew that you proposed to me.
00:04:54 Oh, no, Marshall, you shouldn't tell people that.
00:04:56 I didn't tell him.
00:04:57 What did he think?
00:04:59 Put a damper on his whole throwback theory, I think.
00:05:02 He asked if I'd be taking your name.
00:05:04 He did?
00:05:05 Yeah, sarcastically.
00:05:06 Yeah, but you'll still get a raise.
00:05:08 [PHONE RINGING]
00:05:09 Hello?
00:05:13 Yeah.
00:05:15 Freddie?
00:05:17 Hey, congratulations.
00:05:18 Freddie passed the bar.
00:05:20 I told you, third time's a charm.
00:05:22 Did you tell the folks?
00:05:23 What did she say?
00:05:26 All right, hey.
00:05:28 Hey, Fred, look, I got to call you tomorrow, OK?
00:05:30 I got dinner.
00:05:31 OK, bye.
00:05:33 [BEEP]
00:05:36 I, um, went by the apartment today.
00:05:39 Me too.
00:05:41 Really?
00:05:42 Yeah, just outside.
00:05:43 I, uh, I met the doorman.
00:05:45 Oh, was he nice?
00:05:48 Yeah, sure.
00:05:49 Well, Alex told me a few other couples have already looked.
00:05:52 It won't last, Marshall.
00:05:53 [DOG BARKING]
00:05:57 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:06:01 [SIREN]
00:06:02 Thank you.
00:06:09 You'll find everything we discussed.
00:06:12 And you prepared the documents yourself?
00:06:14 Yeah.
00:06:17 They look like the originals.
00:06:19 They're all there.
00:06:22 If he's anything like his father, he'll
00:06:25 be a stubborn little bastard.
00:06:28 [COUGHING]
00:06:29 I'm sorry, sweetheart.
00:06:32 So are you sure you haven't been injured or wronged in any way?
00:06:44 I'm sure, Freddy.
00:06:46 We need to brainstorm on that.
00:06:49 I need a caseload.
00:06:51 I can't believe you're finally a full-fledged lawyer.
00:06:53 Amen.
00:06:55 Forget about OJ.
00:06:57 The law is good, and it's making a comeback.
00:07:01 So you're going to hook up with a firm?
00:07:03 I'll send resumes, but it may take a while.
00:07:05 Remember, I didn't play politics.
00:07:07 I didn't horn myself for class rank like some of those clowns.
00:07:11 A C average, yes.
00:07:13 But a C average with dignity.
00:07:15 Hey, Freddy, come on.
00:07:21 No Lewis and Clark stuff today.
00:07:23 I have work.
00:07:24 Ha.
00:07:33 What a view.
00:07:35 It's like the pond paintings.
00:07:37 What?
00:07:39 The haystacks or whatever.
00:07:42 Monet.
00:07:43 This toxic hole reminds you of a Monet?
00:07:46 Will you stop and smell the muck?
00:07:48 You are always so focused on where you're going,
00:07:50 but you never stop to notice where you are.
00:07:53 That's profound, Fred.
00:07:55 It's beautiful here.
00:07:56 No, it's not.
00:07:57 Yes, it is.
00:07:59 No, it's not.
00:08:00 Yes, it is.
00:08:01 Tell me, Liz, have we solved our problem?
00:08:07 Yes, I think we have.
00:08:18 I love that movie.
00:08:20 This new romance channel is the best.
00:08:22 What?
00:08:28 It's chick flick, that's all.
00:08:30 It's not real.
00:08:31 Obviously not real, Marshall.
00:08:34 That's why people watch movies, to escape.
00:08:37 What the hell?
00:08:48 The remote.
00:08:49 I'm on the remote.
00:08:50 I have to go away for a minute.
00:09:03 What?
00:09:04 You want to be a daddy, big guy?
00:09:06 I'll be right back.
00:09:14 I love you until the day I die.
00:09:17 [car engine]
00:09:19 [tires screeching]
00:09:21 [screaming]
00:09:23 [screaming]
00:09:24 [music playing]
00:09:27 [sirens]
00:09:29 [music playing]
00:09:31 [music playing]
00:09:34 [music playing]
00:09:36 [music playing]
00:09:38 [music playing]
00:10:07 I can't believe we fell asleep out here.
00:10:09 He's my grandfather.
00:10:15 It was a bad dream, Marshall.
00:10:17 More like a hallucination.
00:10:20 Whatever.
00:10:21 We never should have tried to reheat that Mooshu chicken.
00:10:23 I had pictures when I was a kid, but last night he was older.
00:10:26 Where is he, anyway?
00:10:28 New Mexico or Arizona, I think.
00:10:30 What does he do?
00:10:32 I don't know.
00:10:33 He'd be retired by now.
00:10:35 When did you last see him?
00:10:37 When I was seven, maybe.
00:10:39 My parents were still around.
00:10:42 God, Marshall, he's probably dead.
00:10:44 No, he's not dead.
00:10:49 How do you know?
00:10:50 I would have heard.
00:10:53 You should find out where he is and call him.
00:10:55 He should know about our wedding.
00:10:56 No, he should not.
00:10:58 He's your grandfather.
00:11:01 What kind of grandfather leaves a seven-year-old kid alone
00:11:05 to fend for himself and not even a single phone call?
00:11:09 Oh, my God.
00:11:10 What?
00:11:12 That's more than you've ever said about your childhood.
00:11:14 I've never heard you complain before.
00:11:16 You should call your grandfather.
00:11:17 Kitty, leave this one alone.
00:11:19 Why?
00:11:20 Because you don't know anything about my family.
00:11:22 Neither do you.
00:11:23 I know one thing.
00:11:28 My grandfather can go fuck himself.
00:11:31 [phone ringing]
00:11:33 Hello?
00:11:37 Yes.
00:11:40 Mr. Pike?
00:11:42 You're talking about my grandfather?
00:11:43 Are you--are you joking?
00:11:45 You mean my grandfather?
00:11:51 When?
00:11:53 Oh, my God.
00:11:55 What time exactly?
00:11:58 And you're--you're in Tucson, so that's two hours?
00:12:02 Right.
00:12:04 Um, okay.
00:12:08 You're an attorney?
00:12:10 Fine.
00:12:11 I don't care about any of that.
00:12:13 Just, um, I don't know.
00:12:15 In fact, my office--yeah.
00:12:17 Lindsay and Hall Marketing.
00:12:20 Right.
00:12:23 Yes.
00:12:25 [phone beeps]
00:12:27 He was sick and died last night.
00:12:32 Same time he showed up here.
00:12:37 And, uh, I'm the only living relative.
00:12:42 Thomas.
00:12:53 [gun cocks]
00:12:55 Show a little respect.
00:12:59 Freddy.
00:13:15 Dinner at home tonight?
00:13:17 I got some, uh, pro bono for you.
00:13:22 So, Marge, you sure you're all right?
00:13:25 I'm fine, Emily. Thank you.
00:13:27 We didn't even know him, Ma.
00:13:29 Well, still, it was his birth grandfather.
00:13:31 And you serve his ghost, you think?
00:13:33 Yes.
00:13:34 On television?
00:13:35 Yeah.
00:13:36 What show was he on?
00:13:37 Ma, please.
00:13:39 How? Our boy is seeing apparitions.
00:13:41 Yes.
00:13:43 The Rubens' eldest son, Martin, has a medical license.
00:13:46 I don't need a psychiatrist.
00:13:48 Martin's a vet, Ma.
00:13:49 Well, still, he's very nice to talk to.
00:13:51 I mean, we could be in the middle of a nervous breakdown here.
00:13:53 I'm fine.
00:13:55 Tell us more about the poltergeist.
00:13:57 Was there a cold breeze or blood from the walls?
00:13:59 There was blood from the walls.
00:14:01 Fred, how about that fax?
00:14:02 How about giving me a second?
00:14:03 Wilson Estates is a complex area.
00:14:05 You know, we should have been more supportive of Marshall.
00:14:08 And then maybe he wouldn't be in the middle of this breakdown.
00:14:10 Alleged breakdown.
00:14:12 He was an orphan, and it's our job to teach him a sense of self.
00:14:15 A sense of self?
00:14:17 Get that from their family.
00:14:19 Yeah, maybe we all ought to go on Oprah.
00:14:21 Hey, Marshall, what's the Catalina in?
00:14:22 No idea.
00:14:24 Your grandfather ran a motel.
00:14:26 Okay.
00:14:27 I mean, you show me a man with a sense of self,
00:14:29 and I'll show you a man who can propose to a woman.
00:14:32 It's Kitty.
00:14:33 Her name's Kitty, Ma.
00:14:34 I know her name.
00:14:36 She should be ashamed.
00:14:37 Why should she? I forgot.
00:14:38 For proposing to Marshall, Dad.
00:14:40 I mean, I don't care what kind of feminism this is.
00:14:42 It is just not right.
00:14:43 Kitty and I decided together.
00:14:45 The motel of your grandfather's?
00:14:47 It's in Arizona.
00:14:48 Tucson.
00:14:50 Well, the motel is being dissolved.
00:14:52 And there's money.
00:14:54 Basically, you just sign the papers, you get the money.
00:14:57 I don't want his money.
00:14:59 Yeah, but, Marshall, I think it's a lot.
00:15:03 How much?
00:15:05 $400,000.
00:15:09 And if that's true,
00:15:13 there's no way I am doing this pro bono.
00:15:19 I've always looked up in New York.
00:15:23 Now I can look down on it for a while.
00:15:25 The apartment?
00:15:26 Damn right, the apartment.
00:15:27 And a car?
00:15:28 Saab 900.
00:15:30 Red, tan interior.
00:15:32 And the wedding?
00:15:33 The best.
00:15:34 You invite as many people as you want.
00:15:36 We'll have it between innings.
00:15:37 We are not getting married in Yankee Stadium.
00:15:46 I'm sorry about your grandfather.
00:15:49 Then again...
00:15:53 [♪♪♪]
00:16:21 [♪♪♪]
00:16:24 You boarding pass to Tucson?
00:16:26 Is it window?
00:16:28 You said aisle.
00:16:30 I changed my mind.
00:16:31 Is yours window?
00:16:32 Forget it.
00:16:33 You know, according to this,
00:16:35 men are less sexually potent today
00:16:38 than they were 50 years ago.
00:16:40 Fred, please.
00:16:41 Seriously, compared to those guys in World War II or whatever,
00:16:44 you and I have practically no sperm.
00:16:46 I doubt we're gonna need any this week anyway.
00:16:48 We're going for a whole week?
00:16:50 Fred, it's a lot of money.
00:16:52 This Offerman guy, the lawyer out there,
00:16:54 he seems like he's on the ball.
00:16:55 He wants me there till the deal closes.
00:16:57 Still a week on site just to sign some papers.
00:16:59 We could do it all by e-mail.
00:17:00 Fred, relax.
00:17:02 So you feel obligated to be there for the paperwork,
00:17:05 but you didn't feel obligated to make the funeral.
00:17:09 I also fixed it so we don't have to sit the day.
00:17:12 [♪♪♪]
00:17:16 [♪♪♪]
00:17:19 Wow.
00:17:31 Damn, I'm gonna need sunglasses.
00:17:33 It's a good thing I don't burn.
00:17:36 Wish you'd grab a cap or...
00:17:39 Marshal Pike?
00:17:43 Yes.
00:17:44 I'm Siobhan O'Riordan.
00:17:46 The attorney sent you. Offerman?
00:17:48 No, I'm your grandfather's secretary.
00:17:50 I'm here from the inn.
00:17:52 The inn?
00:17:54 The motel.
00:17:55 Yes, of course.
00:17:57 The place is still open?
00:17:59 It's still open, yes.
00:18:01 Where are you from?
00:18:02 Kirk, Ireland.
00:18:04 Fred Mitnick, Esquire?
00:18:06 Pleased to meet you.
00:18:07 I'm to give you a lift.
00:18:09 How did you know that we were us?
00:18:11 I've seen a photograph.
00:18:13 I'll give you a lift to the inn.
00:18:15 Offerman has a place called the Foothills.
00:18:17 We'll grab a cab. Sorry you wasted your time.
00:18:19 Marshal?
00:18:20 A word?
00:18:22 Fred Mitnick, Esquire?
00:18:28 She's a secretary.
00:18:29 Uh-huh.
00:18:30 Secretaries are very important in legal work.
00:18:32 Nice friend.
00:18:33 This is legit. She could be useful to us.
00:18:35 As attorney in charge at the scene,
00:18:37 I am counseling us both to go with her.
00:18:40 Thank you.
00:18:42 Shaman?
00:18:50 Yes?
00:18:51 This car has a big bonnet.
00:18:54 Aye, it does. Sure it does.
00:18:56 Yeah.
00:18:58 Well, we have to stop for petrol, do you think?
00:19:02 No, we're all right.
00:19:05 Okay.
00:19:09 [birds chirping]
00:19:13 [jazzy music]
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00:19:44 Your great-grandmother Rebecca built this hotel in 1930.
00:20:02 [birds chirping]
00:20:05 The carpets are due for cleaning.
00:20:15 This place is really great, isn't it?
00:20:17 We'll need some keys.
00:20:20 Hey, check out the excellent pictures.
00:20:30 I'll give you five to one on a C note, Peggy.
00:20:33 That's how sure I am.
00:20:35 You're the grandson. You're a Pike.
00:20:38 And a handsome one, too.
00:20:40 Marshall Pike, say hello to the Mitchell sisters.
00:20:44 Clara, Peggy, and Cece.
00:20:46 I knew it.
00:20:48 How you doing?
00:20:52 I'm Fred.
00:20:54 Hi, Fred.
00:20:55 The ladies have been coming here since, well,
00:20:57 since before either of us was born.
00:21:00 That's terrific.
00:21:02 He even sounds like his grandfather.
00:21:05 Ooh.
00:21:07 [jazzy music]
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00:21:45 (jazz music)
00:21:47 - Here.
00:22:12 - What's this?
00:22:13 - An operations meeting.
00:22:14 - For what?
00:22:15 Why bother?
00:22:16 - Your grandfather held them once a week
00:22:18 to keep everyone up to date.
00:22:19 - My grandfather held them.
00:22:22 Please tell me that these people know what's happening.
00:22:25 Right?
00:22:26 - I'm sure I don't understand.
00:22:28 - They know the deal?
00:22:29 - What's the deal?
00:22:30 - Shit.
00:22:34 - Some of these people have been working here for decades.
00:22:38 - Hey, that's not my problem.
00:22:39 This has nothing to do with me.
00:22:41 - Doesn't it?
00:22:45 - Fine.
00:22:46 Let's go.
00:22:47 Let's get this over with.
00:22:49 - Hello, Marshal Pike.
00:22:54 Welcome to the Catalina Inn.
00:22:55 - Your grandfather, sir, was a hero.
00:22:57 Everyone knows of his military service,
00:22:59 his business accomplishments in the Southwest,
00:23:02 his successful stewardship of this hotel,
00:23:05 his charities, his role in the development
00:23:07 of the Arizona library system.
00:23:10 But we here at the inn will never forget him.
00:23:13 At the inn, we'll miss him most of all
00:23:15 for his moments of kindness he showed each of us here
00:23:18 over the years in small ways and in large.
00:23:22 - Yeah, yeah, he was a...
00:23:26 - He talked about you all the time.
00:23:29 - Bye.
00:23:38 (sighs)
00:23:40 - Delicious oatmeal raisin.
00:23:47 - It'll be quick.
00:23:58 This is not my...
00:24:00 You know, I'm not the one who did this.
00:24:04 I'm not the one who put any kind of time frame on it.
00:24:07 It really has nothing to do with me at all.
00:24:10 It's a legal situation now, and well,
00:24:13 you're all just better off probably
00:24:16 just covering your own asses, you know?
00:24:20 - Perhaps we ought to go ahead with our normal reports.
00:24:26 - Yes, go on then.
00:24:28 - Reservations?
00:24:29 - Oh, good news.
00:24:30 The Hunt-Robertson wedding comes in on Thursday,
00:24:32 as we all know.
00:24:33 - Oh, Mrs. Robertson is here and says thank you,
00:24:36 by the way, for the hot soup we left her
00:24:37 on the night she arrived.
00:24:38 - On Monday, we'll see the Higbees,
00:24:40 the Johnsons, the Duprees.
00:24:42 Andrew?
00:24:43 - The Duprees, a '64 Rothschild,
00:24:46 opened three hours before arrival
00:24:47 and left on the writing desk.
00:24:49 - With appropriate glassware.
00:24:51 - Tea in the library starts next week
00:24:55 and continues until April, as usual.
00:24:57 Oh, be aware that Mrs. Hunt has requested
00:24:59 an ice sculpture of the inn be placed
00:25:01 at the receiving line.
00:25:02 Chef?
00:25:03 - The ice sculpture is taken care of,
00:25:05 but I'll need a decision on the club sandwich.
00:25:08 - Chef hates making 'em,
00:25:10 but your granddad insisted they stay on the menu.
00:25:13 - We'll come back to that, Chef, all right?
00:25:16 Grounds?
00:25:17 - The orange trees?
00:25:17 - Right.
00:25:18 Carlos and his crew will be trimming
00:25:20 the orange trees this week.
00:25:21 That means that the pathway between--
00:25:22 - Oh, and fresh fruit baskets will be trimmed.
00:25:25 - It's a documentary.
00:25:26 It's a documentary.
00:25:28 (overlapping chatter)
00:25:31 - It's basically a bracelet.
00:25:33 - Mrs. Cutler's bracelet?
00:25:35 - She lost it on property when she was here last week.
00:25:37 She called when she got home.
00:25:38 - We can't find it anywhere.
00:25:40 So, everybody be on the lookout
00:25:42 for a Spanish-style silver bracelet.
00:25:45 - Well, she's left us her address in Seattle,
00:25:47 but she's heartbroken.
00:25:48 - Oh, for Christ's sake.
00:25:49 It's been a week.
00:25:51 Somebody stole the damn bracelet.
00:25:53 What is this, Never Never Land?
00:25:57 - It's a new brand.
00:25:58 - It's a new brand?
00:25:59 - It's a new brand.
00:26:00 - What is this, Never Never Land?
00:26:02 Call Mrs. Cutler.
00:26:03 Tell her that she should get on with her damn life.
00:26:06 The sculptures, the orange trees, the rattlesnakes,
00:26:10 none of it matters.
00:26:11 Do you understand?
00:26:12 The Catalina Inn is closing.
00:26:14 The inn is over, forever.
00:26:17 - What about the club sandwich?
00:26:23 - The club sandwich is finished.
00:26:25 (upbeat music)
00:26:29 (sirens blaring)
00:26:31 (phone buzzing)
00:26:53 - Mr. Hoffman, I didn't know or like my grandfather.
00:26:56 Just tell me what to sign and where to sign, that's all.
00:26:58 - Yes.
00:27:00 Well, of course, the principal asset is the Catalina Inn,
00:27:03 which must be sold.
00:27:05 Because to keep it,
00:27:05 you'd have to pay $800,000 in estate taxes.
00:27:08 - We don't wanna keep it.
00:27:09 - Why so high?
00:27:11 - Because the IRS taxes property on potential.
00:27:14 And since the inn is built on commercially zoned land,
00:27:17 which abuts an affluent residential neighborhood,
00:27:19 it could be put to better use.
00:27:20 And it'll be taxed accordingly.
00:27:21 - What kind of better use?
00:27:23 - More profitable commercially.
00:27:24 - A mall?
00:27:25 - Well, an upscale one, yes, no?
00:27:27 Realized by a major investor with the investment
00:27:29 to tear the inn down and replace it.
00:27:31 - Whatever, it has to be sold.
00:27:32 Do we have a buyer?
00:27:33 - Yes, recently a major consortium
00:27:35 of real estate developers from Los Angeles has stepped in.
00:27:38 - Let's get it done as quickly as possible.
00:27:40 - Money from the sale will go to pay off the taxes,
00:27:43 creditors, any fees relating to the probate,
00:27:48 and of course, we'll pay my standard commission.
00:27:50 Thank you.
00:27:53 The balance will of course go to you, Marshall,
00:27:55 as the sole heir.
00:27:56 - How much?
00:27:57 - About $450,000.
00:27:59 Here, you can read about it over the weekend.
00:28:02 - You said something about creditors.
00:28:04 - There's some minor ones, yes.
00:28:06 - The inn lost money?
00:28:07 - It broke even.
00:28:09 It's sort of like one of those great old European hotels
00:28:12 before World War II.
00:28:13 - The old girl lost money though, huh?
00:28:15 She was in the red.
00:28:16 - Grandfather insisted on old world service,
00:28:19 which was impossible to maintain at a profit.
00:28:20 He refused to make any changes at all,
00:28:22 wouldn't even get a computer.
00:28:23 He said he didn't trust them.
00:28:24 And even this sad business,
00:28:25 I was only given paper files,
00:28:27 which reminds me, if you find any copies of anything,
00:28:29 I want you to get them to me immediately.
00:28:31 - Certainly.
00:28:32 - Well, so we'll meet here on Thursday.
00:28:36 We'll sign all the necessary papers.
00:28:38 - Thank you very much.
00:28:39 - Thank you.
00:28:40 - So why have us here the entire week?
00:28:43 - Well, in case there are any last minute considerations,
00:28:45 I'd like Marshall close at hand.
00:28:46 Now, you'll stay in Tucson.
00:28:48 Are you all settled in at the Foothills?
00:28:49 - Actually, we're gonna stay at my grandfather's house.
00:28:51 - Truly?
00:28:53 I mean, considering the fact that it's about to be sold
00:28:55 is that wise?
00:28:56 It could prove, you know, emotional.
00:28:58 - Ah, we're not that sensitive.
00:29:01 - When exactly will I see the money?
00:29:02 - In about a month.
00:29:03 I'll send it to your New York address.
00:29:04 - Which may change.
00:29:06 I'll make sure to get that to you.
00:29:07 - Do that.
00:29:08 - And I'll review everything over the weekend.
00:29:10 - I'm sorry, what's your name again?
00:29:11 - Fred Metnick, Esquire.
00:29:14 - Ah, the lawyer.
00:29:15 - Fred's also my foster brother.
00:29:16 - Excellent.
00:29:18 Thursday.
00:29:21 (birds chirping)
00:29:24 - Whoa, cool.
00:29:42 (birds chirping)
00:29:45 Uh-huh.
00:29:57 Kitchen must be through there.
00:30:03 (footsteps tapping)
00:30:06 Check it out.
00:30:14 This is your family history.
00:30:18 Volume one of your whole family history.
00:30:21 (gentle music)
00:30:26 (clock ticking)
00:30:28 (alarm beeping)
00:30:43 (gentle music)
00:30:46 - My bed in the guest room is the most comfortable bed
00:31:12 I've ever been in in my life.
00:31:14 It's old but firm.
00:31:17 The sheets are new and there's like a warm breeze
00:31:19 from the window.
00:31:20 It's just outstanding.
00:31:21 How's the shoe?
00:31:23 - Too big.
00:31:26 Where the hell did he get this?
00:31:30 - Graduation? - Yeah.
00:31:33 - Probably from NYU.
00:31:34 I think you can call and order them.
00:31:36 - Yeah, but how did he know I went to NYU?
00:31:40 (doorbell ringing)
00:31:43 - Room service, sir.
00:31:50 - Holy shit.
00:31:53 Mm, oh my God.
00:32:00 This is the best club sandwich I've ever tasted.
00:32:06 - Really?
00:32:08 That's too bad.
00:32:09 (chewing)
00:32:11 - No, even more, babe, 450,000.
00:32:14 Yeah, this lawyer Offerman, he's good.
00:32:18 He's smart.
00:32:18 Offerman, I don't know.
00:32:21 I guess that name is German,
00:32:23 which means the details will be right.
00:32:25 (gentle music)
00:32:38 - That's a pretty bell.
00:32:40 - There's a woman to see you.
00:32:51 - What woman, where?
00:32:52 - In your office.
00:32:54 - I don't have an office.
00:32:56 - Your grandfather's office.
00:32:58 - Right, right, that's 'cause she's here to see him, not me.
00:33:03 You know, you might want to explain to her that he's dead,
00:33:06 but if she wants to hang around, he may actually show up.
00:33:09 - She asked for you specifically.
00:33:14 - Meeting number one, Catalina N. Owner Marshall Pike
00:33:31 and Liz Axelrod, Pima County Coordinator,
00:33:34 Equal Employment Opportunity Commission.
00:33:37 - What's this about?
00:33:38 - A complaint, speak into the tape.
00:33:40 - Oh, then you can forget it, the inn is closing.
00:33:43 - Regardless, we're going to need complete access
00:33:45 to all of your files, employment records
00:33:48 for the last 10 years broken down by race and gender,
00:33:51 and we'll want to supervise weekly sensitivity workshops.
00:33:54 - Can you hold on a second?
00:34:04 - What the hell?
00:34:05 - I was polishing the knob.
00:34:07 - No, what is this woman talking about, what complaint?
00:34:10 - Henry Pike was fair, he wasn't always by the book.
00:34:13 He was hiding me even from immigration,
00:34:16 but he was always fair.
00:34:18 - Okay.
00:34:20 - The problem is he didn't keep proper files.
00:34:22 We don't have what this woman wants.
00:34:26 What we have is there, the rest is--
00:34:29 - Yeah, it's with my grandfather, whoever he is.
00:34:34 - Okay.
00:34:35 Ms. Axelrod, you better speak to my lawyer.
00:34:42 Freddie?
00:34:56 (eerie music)
00:34:59 (eerie music)
00:35:01 Fred?
00:35:10 (eerie music)
00:35:13 (eerie music)
00:35:15 - Marge.
00:35:36 (sighs)
00:35:38 - Hey.
00:35:50 - Hey.
00:35:51 - Let me ask you something.
00:35:56 Have you been hearing any voices?
00:35:58 - What do you mean?
00:36:00 - Disembodied voices floating around the house.
00:36:04 - No.
00:36:05 - Okay.
00:36:06 - Definitely not.
00:36:07 - Okay, forget it.
00:36:08 So have you looked at Offerman's papers yet?
00:36:13 - Marshall, I may be in love with your grandfather's mother.
00:36:18 Your whole family going way back is fantastic.
00:36:22 You wouldn't believe some of this stuff.
00:36:24 Cowboys, war heroes, and mining pioneers.
00:36:28 But the best to me, personally, is Rebecca,
00:36:31 your great-grandmother, the one who built
00:36:33 the Catalina, she was so beautiful,
00:36:35 she caused a traffic jam in Paris in 1910.
00:36:38 She started a furniture factory in the '20s
00:36:40 for disabled veterans who'd been gassed in the trenches.
00:36:43 She built the Catalina as a way of keeping them working.
00:36:46 The inn was born of philanthropy and, you know,
00:36:50 forged in the crucible of courage.
00:36:52 - Freddie.
00:36:53 - I'm up to where--
00:36:54 - There's a woman from the EEOC.
00:36:55 She's looking for records or something.
00:36:57 She says that I could be in trouble
00:36:58 even if the inn is closed.
00:36:59 - Gotta be a bluff.
00:37:02 - Gotta be a bluff.
00:37:03 Siobhan says that my grandfather was fair.
00:37:08 When are you planning on doing some work?
00:37:17 - After a swim.
00:37:18 - Where'd you get this suit?
00:37:26 - In the closet.
00:37:27 - Shit, Freddie.
00:37:28 - What?
00:37:29 - Stay out of the old man's stuff.
00:37:32 And, uh, Fred, you're turning really pink.
00:37:34 (upbeat music)
00:37:40 (train rumbling)
00:37:43 (upbeat music)
00:37:45 - Hey, Mr. Offit.
00:38:12 - Hey, no, D, D, please.
00:38:14 What are you doing downtown?
00:38:15 - No, just exploring, I guess.
00:38:16 It's a lot different than New York.
00:38:18 - This a city hall?
00:38:19 - That's it, yeah.
00:38:20 - So everything all right?
00:38:21 - Yeah, everything's fine.
00:38:22 - So what are you doing?
00:38:23 You got a couple of free hours?
00:38:24 Wanna have a little fun?
00:38:25 - Sure.
00:38:26 - It's a nice day to spend downtown.
00:38:27 Come on, let me show you around.
00:38:28 (upbeat music)
00:38:31 - Well, I'm assuming the cactus is in play.
00:38:37 - Sure, no problem.
00:38:39 - Man, the weather sure turned.
00:38:40 Is it safe to play in the rain?
00:38:42 - Absolutely.
00:38:43 Hey, there's something else I haven't earned.
00:38:45 Container of your grandfather's ashes
00:38:47 in the trunk of my car.
00:38:48 Now, please remember to take it with you.
00:38:50 - I thought he was buried.
00:38:51 What about the funeral?
00:38:52 - No, that was just a memorial service.
00:38:54 The ashes are still above ground.
00:38:56 I've done the paperwork, but the burial's up to you.
00:38:59 - D, could you just do it for me?
00:39:01 Pick a place.
00:39:03 - Your grandfather's already done that.
00:39:04 There's a small family cemetery in the valley.
00:39:06 - All right, fine, just take care of it then.
00:39:08 You can add it to my bill.
00:39:08 - No, no, this is for you to do.
00:39:11 Anyway, I'll take your mind off business,
00:39:12 away from Heartbreak Hotel.
00:39:14 - Yeah, damn.
00:39:17 - Here, take a mulligan.
00:39:20 - Another one?
00:39:21 I thought you only get one.
00:39:22 - One for whole.
00:39:23 If I were you, I'd stay away from the inn altogether.
00:39:31 You know, why focus on death?
00:39:32 Good.
00:39:35 No, better to stay focused on the future.
00:39:40 What's her name, anyway?
00:39:41 - Who?
00:39:42 - The future.
00:39:43 - Kitty.
00:39:44 - Ah, Kitty.
00:39:45 - Her name's Kitty.
00:39:46 - Well, you see, when this thing's over,
00:39:48 you and Kitty are gonna have some money.
00:39:50 (gentle music)
00:39:54 (birds chirping)
00:39:57 - Oh my God.
00:40:12 Can you die from this?
00:40:15 - Take it easy.
00:40:16 - You know what hurts?
00:40:18 The creases on my underarms.
00:40:20 - How's the salmon?
00:40:22 - Tastes like sunburn cream.
00:40:24 - Steak is good.
00:40:24 - You see the prints?
00:40:27 George Catlin originals.
00:40:29 - Incredible.
00:40:32 - I met Agnes today, head of housekeeping.
00:40:34 She's wonderful.
00:40:35 Apparently, vinegar works better than Windex.
00:40:38 - May I take those?
00:40:41 - Yes, please.
00:40:42 - Was everything to your liking?
00:40:43 - Yes, thank you.
00:40:44 - Gosh, can you box it, Andrew?
00:40:45 - Certainly, Mr. Mitnick.
00:40:47 May I offer dessert or an after dinner cocktail?
00:40:49 - Coffee, please.
00:40:50 - Iced coffee, with a straw.
00:40:52 - Thank you.
00:40:53 - Hello.
00:40:57 Oh my, you read as a rasher?
00:41:02 - Am I?
00:41:03 - Doesn't it hurt?
00:41:04 - No, you'll be fine.
00:41:06 - This was Spencer Tracy's favorite table.
00:41:11 - Spencer Tracy, really?
00:41:13 Marshall Spencer Tracy.
00:41:15 Was my grandfather in a wheelchair?
00:41:19 - He had MS.
00:41:21 Multiple sclerosis.
00:41:22 - So tomorrow we'll go hiking then?
00:41:26 - Hiking?
00:41:27 - In the mountains.
00:41:28 - Oh, excellent, I love, ah, you know,
00:41:30 I'm gonna be pretty busy tomorrow.
00:41:34 - Marshall?
00:41:35 - No, thank you.
00:41:36 - I'm sure we need to talk.
00:41:39 - No, we don't.
00:41:41 - Meet me in the morning, behind the inn, half eight.
00:41:46 (footsteps)
00:41:48 - What a girl.
00:41:54 What a sexy, sparky little Irish firecracker.
00:41:59 - What's half eight?
00:42:00 - What?
00:42:02 - Half eight, what is that, 7.30 or 8.30?
00:42:04 - How should I know?
00:42:05 Better be there at 7.30.
00:42:10 (door creaking)
00:42:16 (birds chirping)
00:42:18 (singing in foreign language)
00:42:26 - How long have you been here?
00:42:42 - You were dreaming, I think.
00:42:43 (singing in foreign language)
00:42:47 - Siobhan, tell me something about yourself.
00:43:00 - Are you curious?
00:43:01 - No, not really, I just thought maybe
00:43:04 if you talked you'd slow down.
00:43:06 - I'm from Ireland.
00:43:09 - That's an amazing story.
00:43:14 (speaking in foreign language)
00:43:18 - Why did you come to America?
00:43:20 - To go to school, make a few pennies.
00:43:23 That's harder to do at home.
00:43:24 - You a cork?
00:43:25 - Right.
00:43:27 - You have family there?
00:43:28 - My mother, my father's dead.
00:43:30 My stepfather's bad.
00:43:31 (singing in foreign language)
00:43:36 (knocking)
00:43:38 - Hey, you play?
00:43:51 - A little.
00:43:54 - Well, get yourself a G&T, let's have at it.
00:43:56 - Oh, a gin and tonic?
00:43:57 Where?
00:43:59 - Fix it yourself.
00:44:01 Oh, don't worry, I'm security.
00:44:04 (laughing)
00:44:06 - Why are you stopping?
00:44:14 We're nearly at the top.
00:44:15 You won't do it, I know you won't.
00:44:21 - You're right.
00:44:24 - Not this.
00:44:25 I'm talking about the Catalina, closing the Catalina.
00:44:28 (speaking in foreign language)
00:44:33 - Yeah, yeah, hot as hell.
00:44:36 Of course, Hyotos impending attack was foremost on our minds
00:44:40 but then there was that indigenous snake population
00:44:43 we had to deal with.
00:44:45 - What kind of snakes?
00:44:46 - Oh, mostly a basic tiger, green, about a foot long.
00:44:51 And there's a weeping winder, even larger, about five feet.
00:44:56 Put you in a, check, put you in a coma,
00:45:02 but it was a ticket home.
00:45:03 And finally there's lightning Louie.
00:45:07 - Lightning Louie?
00:45:10 - Yeah.
00:45:11 - How big?
00:45:12 - Eight inches.
00:45:15 Eight goddamned inches of pure evil, black and yellow.
00:45:22 - What if you got bit by lightning Louie?
00:45:26 - Plot in Arlington, if they found you.
00:45:29 Eternity in Japanese mud if they didn't.
00:45:32 Either way, your mother got a folded flag.
00:45:35 - Sir, on the Catalina close,
00:45:40 the second my grandfather died, it wasn't my fault.
00:45:43 It's also not my fault that everyone here is in denial.
00:45:46 - Why weren't you at the funeral?
00:45:47 - It was a memorial.
00:45:48 - How can you be so cold?
00:45:52 You come from a strong family.
00:46:00 - I have three memories of my grandfather.
00:46:02 I remember him angry throwing a garbage can
00:46:05 across 49th street.
00:46:07 I remember trying to sleep one night
00:46:08 while he and dad argued about the Tet Offensive.
00:46:10 And I remember wondering where the hell he was
00:46:12 the night my parents died.
00:46:14 - You feel sorry for yourself.
00:46:15 - My parents were hippies who died strung out on heroin.
00:46:20 I have no brothers or sisters or uncles or cousins.
00:46:22 - You're abandoning your legacy
00:46:23 because you think it abandoned you.
00:46:25 - The inn is not my legacy.
00:46:26 This is the first time I've ever even been here.
00:46:28 - It's a family hotel.
00:46:29 You're the family.
00:46:30 - There's nothing I can do about it.
00:46:31 - Do you know how many people this will affect?
00:46:33 - Even if I wanted to, which I don't,
00:46:35 I couldn't help save the inn.
00:46:36 You know, my grandfather must have known
00:46:37 that those taxes were unpayable, by the way.
00:46:40 I mean, you might've tried this whole guilt trip out on him.
00:46:43 - I know he gave you a chance to keep the Catalina going.
00:46:45 - How do you know that?
00:46:46 What chance?
00:46:47 - I'm not sure.
00:46:48 - There is no chance.
00:46:49 Look, it's better this way.
00:46:51 I have a future in New York.
00:46:52 I have plans.
00:46:53 I intend to see them through.
00:46:54 - He meant to give you a chance.
00:46:59 - Don't be surprised, Siobhan,
00:47:01 because Henry Pike has a way of letting you down
00:47:03 when you need him the most.
00:47:05 Maybe it's a family trait.
00:47:08 - You want the money?
00:47:11 That's all.
00:47:12 And I hope it's a hell of a lot.
00:47:15 - It's a lot.
00:47:19 (sad music)
00:47:25 (footsteps)
00:47:27 (sad music)
00:47:29 (dramatic music)
00:47:52 (birds chirping)
00:47:57 - You're sure there's nothing you came
00:47:59 to talk about specifically?
00:48:00 - No, no, really.
00:48:01 I just was in the neighborhood.
00:48:02 - Marshall.
00:48:06 Look, no major change in life,
00:48:10 no matter how natural or inevitable,
00:48:12 it's gonna be accomplished easily.
00:48:13 Things end.
00:48:15 When there's sorrow, things begin.
00:48:17 When there's joy.
00:48:18 (upbeat music)
00:48:23 - Mm, Andrew, the sauce is perfect.
00:48:26 Perfect.
00:48:27 How does he make the sauce?
00:48:28 - Hello, quick question.
00:48:32 The ladies' club wants to add another 20 to their luncheon,
00:48:35 but that would mean expanding into the safari room.
00:48:37 - Alison, it's very simple, okay?
00:48:39 The ladies' club, whatever.
00:48:41 It doesn't matter.
00:48:42 - But the safari room is already booked by the Tuck wedding.
00:48:46 - Fine, fine, the safari room is booked, fine.
00:48:47 Then you tell the ladies' club
00:48:48 that unless they wanna become part of Tuck wedding,
00:48:50 which I'm sure they don't,
00:48:51 then they're gonna have to find a way
00:48:52 to keep their numbers down.
00:48:53 - Really?
00:48:55 - Yeah, really.
00:48:56 - Mm.
00:49:00 Mm.
00:49:02 - Get after it, Eleanor.
00:49:07 Let's see some hustle out there.
00:49:08 (all cheering)
00:49:12 - Hey.
00:49:13 (upbeat music)
00:49:15 (gentle music)
00:49:22 (birds chirping)
00:49:25 (gentle music)
00:49:27 (gentle music)
00:49:30 (gentle music)
00:49:33 (fire crackling)
00:49:37 (gentle music)
00:49:39 (gentle music)
00:49:44 (gentle music)
00:49:54 (gentle music)
00:49:57 - How long does it take to melt?
00:50:23 - Well, in the open, a couple hours.
00:50:25 (gentle music)
00:50:27 Yeah.
00:50:29 I guess you look a little closer when you know
00:50:34 it's not gonna be there tomorrow.
00:50:36 (gentle music)
00:50:38 (seagulls squawking)
00:50:47 (gentle music)
00:50:50 - That's Augustus Pike, your great-great-grandfather.
00:51:12 He was one of the toughest of all the Rough Riders.
00:51:15 - Rough Riders?
00:51:16 That's Teddy Roosevelt.
00:51:17 - Yeah, that outfit was badass.
00:51:18 San Juan Hill, volume two.
00:51:21 Somewhere in the middle,
00:51:23 Augustus gets a Purple Heart and a Silver Cross
00:51:26 for carrying an injured man
00:51:27 across 300 yards of live-fire battlefield,
00:51:30 even though he himself had bullets in his leg and stomach.
00:51:35 The stomach, Marshal.
00:51:38 It's the worst.
00:51:39 - How do you know?
00:51:41 - I've read, I've heard.
00:51:44 - But he lived.
00:51:45 Long enough to build a future
00:51:46 and set up a trust for his children.
00:51:49 Also to see Rebecca open the Catalina.
00:51:51 Holy cow!
00:51:53 This guy, here in the group shot.
00:51:57 He looks just like my grandfather.
00:51:59 - Your grandfather?
00:52:00 - I swear.
00:52:01 - I don't think so, Fred.
00:52:05 - I didn't say it was him.
00:52:06 I just said it looks like him.
00:52:08 - I won't go to the inn anymore.
00:52:15 Because it's tough around here, Kitty.
00:52:16 A lot of people are gonna be out of work.
00:52:18 You know that secretary I told you about the other day?
00:52:22 The overweight one?
00:52:24 Yeah, she's pretty good at making me feel guilty.
00:52:28 I know, I know, forget it.
00:52:33 It'll all be over soon.
00:52:35 Okay, goodnight.
00:52:40 (somber music)
00:52:43 (fire crackling)
00:52:45 (dramatic music)
00:52:48 (children shouting)
00:52:51 (dramatic music)
00:52:54 (children shouting)
00:52:57 (dramatic music)
00:53:01 (horse neighing)
00:53:13 (dramatic music)
00:53:22 (fire crackling)
00:53:25 (man singing in foreign language)
00:53:31 (dramatic music)
00:53:34 (man singing in foreign language)
00:53:38 (dramatic music)
00:53:45 (door creaking)
00:54:01 (door creaking)
00:54:03 - What trust?
00:54:06 - What?
00:54:09 - You said that my great-great-grandfather
00:54:11 created a trust for his children.
00:54:12 Volume two, remember?
00:54:13 - Volume three, actually.
00:54:18 Catalina Trust.
00:54:21 The ghost list didn't really start
00:54:23 and it was around since God knows when.
00:54:24 - Well, what happened to it, where is it now?
00:54:26 - I don't know.
00:54:27 It ended at some point, probably years ago,
00:54:29 but it's like three in the morning, right?
00:54:31 - Could my grandfather have saved the inn?
00:54:33 - How's that?
00:54:34 - Well, if he wanted to give me a chance
00:54:35 to keep it running, could he have done that?
00:54:37 - Well, the problem would be the taxes.
00:54:39 - I know.
00:54:40 - As it is now, they're 800 grand.
00:54:42 He needed to value the property somehow
00:54:44 so he could afford to pay the taxes.
00:54:46 - How?
00:54:47 - Well, I suppose he could put it in a trust.
00:54:50 - Like the Catalina Trust?
00:54:52 - Any trust.
00:54:53 - And?
00:54:54 - Well, that way he could stipulate a restriction on use.
00:54:57 - So the property could never be used for anything
00:54:59 but the Catalina Inn?
00:55:00 - Right, grandfathered.
00:55:02 But Marshall, this is all a dream.
00:55:08 - Yeah.
00:55:11 - You have to sell it.
00:55:12 (upbeat music)
00:55:26 (birds chirping)
00:55:29 (upbeat music)
00:55:31 (upbeat music)
00:55:34 (upbeat music)
00:55:36 (upbeat music)
00:55:39 (upbeat music)
00:55:42 (upbeat music)
00:55:44 (upbeat music)
00:55:47 (upbeat music)
00:56:16 - Hey.
00:56:17 - I want the canteen back.
00:56:18 - How long was my grandfather in a wheelchair?
00:56:21 A couple of years?
00:56:22 - Longer, a long time.
00:56:24 The canteen.
00:56:26 - Yeah, it's upstairs, hold on.
00:56:29 Shit.
00:56:44 (phone ringing)
00:56:47 Marshall?
00:56:51 - Hello?
00:56:58 Hello?
00:57:01 - Who is this?
00:57:03 - This is Savannah Reardon.
00:57:05 - I'm looking for Marshall Pike.
00:57:07 - He's engaged.
00:57:09 I'll take a message, will I?
00:57:10 - No, forget it.
00:57:13 (phone beeping)
00:57:15 - Oh, hey, Savannah.
00:57:25 - What have you got there?
00:57:27 - Nothing really, paper's about to sail.
00:57:29 How are you?
00:57:30 (footsteps tapping)
00:57:33 - Well, I double-checked everything.
00:57:47 There's no existence anywhere of any kind of trust.
00:57:51 It's cool, it's basically a contract,
00:57:53 straightforward agreement of sale.
00:57:54 - Yeah.
00:57:56 - It's a good deal, technically.
00:57:57 Just need to read over the first four pages,
00:58:00 sign the last one.
00:58:01 - Now?
00:58:03 - Tomorrow.
00:58:03 Offer him or I'll have a notary.
00:58:07 - So you read everything?
00:58:08 - Yeah.
00:58:11 - Ready, everything?
00:58:12 - Yes.
00:58:13 There's only one weird thing, but it's not important.
00:58:17 - What?
00:58:18 - The wording in the contract
00:58:19 assumes you're here in person.
00:58:21 - Here, where, in Tucson?
00:58:22 - Right, it's kind of implied.
00:58:23 In order to sign, Marshall Pike must have been in Tucson,
00:58:26 in person, for at least a week.
00:58:28 - It says that.
00:58:29 - It assumes it.
00:58:30 That's why it's weird.
00:58:31 It's like it came from some other document
00:58:32 and made its way into this.
00:58:34 - So I'm here now 'cause something somewhere
00:58:37 says I have to be.
00:58:38 - Right, so what?
00:58:40 What does it matter?
00:58:41 It doesn't affect the contract.
00:58:42 - How long will it take for the inn to shut down?
00:58:49 - Well, it depends on the developers.
00:58:50 We sell to Offerman, Offerman sells to them.
00:58:53 They're the ones who actually shut it down.
00:58:56 It'll be quick, though.
00:58:57 They won't be sentimental.
00:58:58 They're from LA.
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00:59:57 - So this is your fantasy then?
00:59:59 - Fuck.
01:00:03 (doorbell rings)
01:00:07 (doorbell rings)
01:00:18 - Sivan, I knew it.
01:00:20 (footsteps)
01:00:23 - Hi.
01:00:34 A canteen.
01:00:37 Well, that's my man, always prepared.
01:00:39 - Kitty.
01:00:40 - I took the earliest flight.
01:00:42 - Why?
01:00:43 - Why?
01:00:44 - No, I mean, I...
01:00:50 - Hey there.
01:00:51 - How did you find this house?
01:00:54 - I asked.
01:00:55 - At the, Catalina?
01:00:57 - Yes.
01:00:58 - At the front desk?
01:01:00 - Yes, Marshal, at the front desk.
01:01:02 - What'd you think of the inn?
01:01:04 - Oh, I didn't really look.
01:01:05 The lobby was musty.
01:01:07 - Yeah, that's just the carpets need to be steam cleaned.
01:01:10 - Are you all right?
01:01:12 - Yeah, I'm fine.
01:01:13 - Are you happy to see me?
01:01:15 - Of course I am.
01:01:17 - I know it's crazy with the closing
01:01:19 and the money and our future and everything.
01:01:21 I wanted to be with you.
01:01:23 - Oh, thanks, babe.
01:01:24 - So what time's the signing?
01:01:26 - It's at noon.
01:01:27 I have to go get Freddy.
01:01:29 So, just wait here.
01:01:32 - Allison, hey, I borrowed this from Miss O'Riordan.
01:01:43 - Sivan?
01:01:44 - Yeah, could you return it for me, please?
01:01:45 - Are you going somewhere?
01:01:47 She'll want to know your schedule.
01:01:48 Why don't you drop by the office yourself?
01:01:49 - Yes, we have a few minutes, Marshal.
01:01:51 Let's meet Sivan.
01:01:52 - Sivan, thank you for the loan.
01:02:01 Great, we gotta go.
01:02:03 - Where are you going?
01:02:05 - I'm Kitty Lahouzen.
01:02:06 - Hello, where are you going?
01:02:08 - Marshal, this is the girl you've been calling overweight.
01:02:10 She's a rail.
01:02:12 - That was someone else, actually, Kitty.
01:02:14 - Marshal, introduce us properly.
01:02:16 - Yes, Kitty, this is Sivan.
01:02:17 Sivan, this is Kitty.
01:02:19 - We should go.
01:02:20 - Yes, the secretary.
01:02:21 How do you do?
01:02:22 I'm Marshal's fiancee.
01:02:23 - Are you?
01:02:24 He didn't mention it.
01:02:25 - We should go, Miss.
01:02:26 - Wow, half 11 already.
01:02:28 - Yeah.
01:02:30 - Yes, we're engaged.
01:02:31 - You're here to hold his hand.
01:02:33 - How's that?
01:02:34 - I thought it might be a difficult time.
01:02:36 - Oh, closing up shop and all.
01:02:38 Yes, it must be difficult.
01:02:39 Still, you'll be fine.
01:02:41 Good secretaries are rare.
01:02:42 Took me years to find one.
01:02:44 Do you have a green card?
01:02:46 - Hey, who's in the office?
01:02:47 - Good afternoon.
01:02:53 - What the hell?
01:02:54 You let them in?
01:02:55 Freddie, get 'em out.
01:02:57 - Oh, you can't throw us out.
01:02:58 - Call security.
01:02:59 - Did you tell them about the ladies?
01:03:02 - What, what ladies?
01:03:03 - The Ladies Club, remember?
01:03:04 Your one and only decision.
01:03:06 - What?
01:03:07 - What decision?
01:03:07 - I took a hard line, like you said.
01:03:09 They opted for the Foothills Resort.
01:03:10 They said they--
01:03:11 - They pulled out.
01:03:12 The Ladies Club, a 45-year client.
01:03:14 - Christ Almighty, the Egypt Grand Soi.
01:03:16 - Hey, screw you.
01:03:17 - Verbal abuse, sexual harassment.
01:03:19 (dog barking)
01:03:22 You're completely daft.
01:03:23 - They cannot just add 20 people whenever they want to.
01:03:25 - Marshal, calm down.
01:03:26 I've seen enough.
01:03:27 - The safari room was booked.
01:03:28 There was a tuck wedding, remember?
01:03:29 - Be creative, you big wonker.
01:03:31 - Mr. Blitzer.
01:03:32 - Excuse me.
01:03:33 - Oh, boy, Augie, game over, baby.
01:03:34 - Oh, okay, who gets the boot?
01:03:35 - Augie, you tell Miss Axelrod and her friends
01:03:37 from the EEOC to get out the nearest door.
01:03:39 - You heard the man, sweet Kate.
01:03:40 - Sweet Kate.
01:03:41 - I have a word.
01:03:42 - You're a piece of shit.
01:03:43 - You're a piece of shit.
01:03:44 - You're a piece of shit.
01:03:46 (water running)
01:03:48 (birds chirping)
01:03:51 (birds chirping)
01:03:54 - You.
01:04:20 - If you call, please put this at my desk.
01:04:24 Good.
01:04:26 (light music)
01:04:29 - So what time's your flight tomorrow?
01:04:50 - Afternoon.
01:04:51 - Well, come straight back to the apartment.
01:04:58 Don't bring Freddy.
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01:05:14 - He's my great uncle, I think.
01:05:38 - You think?
01:05:40 Your name Pike?
01:05:41 - Marshall Pike.
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01:05:55 - Hey, no way, it's 4.58.
01:06:21 (sighs)
01:06:23 I'm looking for some information
01:06:26 on something called the Catalina Trust.
01:06:28 - Hold on.
01:06:29 Yes, it's here.
01:06:35 - Really, it exists?
01:06:37 - I'll get it.
01:06:38 (door opens)
01:06:41 - What?
01:06:55 - Strange.
01:06:56 - What's strange?
01:06:58 - Nothing's there.
01:06:59 Catalina Trust, right?
01:07:02 - Right.
01:07:03 - You know, sometimes when a file's been dissolved
01:07:05 in the last month, it's hard to believe
01:07:07 that it's been dissolved in the last month or so.
01:07:09 The name may still show up on the computer,
01:07:11 even though it's no longer here in the building.
01:07:15 - No, it's not here anyway.
01:07:17 - But there is a recent record of the Catalina Trust.
01:07:19 - No.
01:07:20 - Well, then why did you just--
01:07:21 - Hey, I thought so for a minute, but no.
01:07:23 - Look, is it in here or not?
01:07:25 - I must have misread something.
01:07:28 You're out of luck.
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01:08:33 (sighs)
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01:08:50 - Good heavens, where did these photos come from?
01:08:59 - Look, Peggy, it's you.
01:09:01 - It is.
01:09:02 - Trying to swim, Sue?
01:09:03 What a dish.
01:09:04 - No, seriously, look at you, looking good there.
01:09:09 - That was a thousand years ago.
01:09:11 - You were beautiful.
01:09:13 (people chattering)
01:09:15 - Which one is this?
01:09:17 Which one is this?
01:09:18 - What did my grandfather drink?
01:09:20 (people chattering)
01:09:21 - It's the best bourbon.
01:09:23 (people chattering)
01:09:26 (liquid pouring)
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01:09:32 (people chattering)
01:09:34 - Wow, that's the best.
01:09:36 Give me another, this time with ice.
01:09:40 - This was the old Pike Ranch.
01:09:42 - Oh, they had a ranch?
01:09:43 - Yes, but it's long gone.
01:09:45 - You know, I think this guy here,
01:09:46 he looks just like my grandfather.
01:09:48 - Who, Dave Mitnick?
01:09:50 - Mitnick, what?
01:09:51 - Davey was a cutie, but he could be so obnoxious.
01:09:54 - Mitnick, that is my grandfather.
01:09:57 - Oh my Lord.
01:09:58 Oh, I meant obnoxious in a good way, you know, like funny.
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01:10:05 Davey was only here a short time.
01:10:16 - But he was friends with Henry Pike.
01:10:18 - And how, they were ranch hands together, troublemakers.
01:10:21 Davey broke a lot of hearts
01:10:22 before he went back east to that girl of his.
01:10:25 - That girl was my grandmother.
01:10:27 - Wow, that's amazing.
01:10:29 - Which means it must have been set up.
01:10:32 - What do you mean, set up?
01:10:33 - Well, Marshall and I are foster brothers together,
01:10:36 which couldn't have been an accident.
01:10:37 It must have been planned somehow by our grandfathers.
01:10:41 Where is he?
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01:10:45 (crickets chirping)
01:10:48 (soft music)
01:10:51 - Yes, dad, I know.
01:11:16 I am aware of what time it is there,
01:11:18 but this is really important.
01:11:19 I need to clear up a few things here.
01:11:22 (soft music)
01:11:25 - Hello?
01:11:39 (soft music)
01:11:43 Marshall?
01:11:44 (soft music)
01:11:47 (water running)
01:11:58 (soft music)
01:12:05 ♪ I'm a little lonely
01:12:09 (soft music)
01:12:12 ♪ Ah, insensatez
01:12:15 ♪ Que você fez
01:12:21 ♪ Coração me sem cuidado
01:12:25 ♪ Fechou lá de dor
01:12:34 ♪ O seu amor
01:12:37 ♪ Um amor tão delicado
01:12:41 ♪ Ah, porque você
01:12:48 ♪ Foi fraco assim
01:12:53 ♪ Assim tão desamado
01:12:57 ♪ Ah, meu coração
01:13:04 ♪ Que nunca morreu
01:13:08 ♪ Não merece ser amado
01:13:12 ♪ Ah, meu coração
01:13:17 ♪ Houve razão
01:13:23 ♪ Usa sua sinceridade
01:13:29 ♪ Quem sem meu vento
01:13:34 ♪ Diz a razão
01:13:39 ♪ Corre sempre tempestade
01:13:43 ♪ Vai, meu coração
01:13:49 - Hey, we gotta talk.
01:13:53 - Then we're past it.
01:13:57 - There were pals.
01:13:59 My grandfather and your grandfather
01:14:01 were ranch hands together.
01:14:03 Our taking you in was all arranged.
01:14:05 Henry Pike did the paperwork.
01:14:06 He sent us money.
01:14:07 - No way.
01:14:08 - This is straight from my dad.
01:14:09 It was your grandfather's wish that it all be secret.
01:14:12 - Why?
01:14:13 Why couldn't my grandfather just take care of me himself?
01:14:14 - Because he was crippled.
01:14:16 - And this?
01:14:17 - Dad said he was diagnosed about a month
01:14:19 before your parents died.
01:14:20 Now he was told he had less than a year to live.
01:14:22 - Yeah, but he lived another 22 years.
01:14:23 - Well, still all that time, the entire 22 years,
01:14:25 he's gotta be thinking any day could be his last.
01:14:27 - So what?
01:14:28 He should have told me this himself.
01:14:29 I mean, he could have kept in touch.
01:14:30 - He was dying.
01:14:31 He must have thought you'd seen enough of death.
01:14:33 - Yeah, also, just before your parents died,
01:14:35 he and your dad had some big blowout
01:14:37 over Vietnam or something.
01:14:38 One of the last things your father said to him
01:14:40 was to stay away from you.
01:14:42 Henry arranged for you to live with us.
01:14:45 - Your father told you all this just now?
01:14:47 - Yeah, and that's not all, Marshall.
01:14:48 Dad says that the adoption and the money
01:14:51 was all done as part of a trust.
01:14:53 He doesn't remember the details exactly,
01:14:55 but maybe, maybe it was the Catalina Trust.
01:14:59 - Of course it was.
01:15:00 I know it was, which means Offerman--
01:15:02 - Offerman's been lying, hiding it.
01:15:05 - Why would Offerman lie?
01:15:06 - Because he wants his commission.
01:15:07 Maybe he gets a kickback from developers.
01:15:09 - Well, it doesn't matter anyway.
01:15:10 You signed the contract.
01:15:12 - So what do we do?
01:15:16 - Don't worry.
01:15:21 Most lawyers are good people.
01:15:23 Now you go in and ring the doorbell
01:15:25 and ask for the contract back.
01:15:27 Siobhan and I will wait here.
01:15:30 - I won't be ringing any doorbells, Freddy.
01:15:33 - What do you mean?
01:15:35 What's the plan?
01:15:42 - We break in, we steal the contract, and we get out.
01:15:45 - Wait, that's the plan?
01:15:47 - Hey, it's your basic B and E.
01:15:48 We're gonna go show that crap bastard
01:15:49 that we can play hardball too.
01:15:51 - I would just like to remind you that that's a felony.
01:15:54 - Here, try this.
01:15:56 - Holy cow.
01:15:58 Perfect.
01:15:59 - Wait.
01:16:00 That's perfect.
01:16:04 - Okay.
01:16:05 - Why are you doing this?
01:16:06 - Because, Freddy, I am not an attorney.
01:16:09 So I respect the law.
01:16:11 Okay, if I'm not back in 10 minutes,
01:16:16 I want you to start your car.
01:16:17 - Oh, for Lord's sake, all right?
01:16:19 - I'm fine.
01:16:20 - I'll claim rush to judgment, of course,
01:16:25 but the core of our defense will be Marshall's insanity.
01:16:29 He'll still do a nickel,
01:16:32 but the giggle factor is in the way.
01:16:34 - Come on, come on.
01:16:35 Abort the mission.
01:16:37 (dog barking)
01:16:39 - You broke the law.
01:16:49 - I know, Freddy, I'm sorry.
01:16:51 - Society's glue.
01:16:53 - Right now, Offerman owns the inn.
01:16:57 - Technically, but I imagine he'll be signing it over
01:16:59 to the developers today.
01:17:01 - Today?
01:17:02 - Uh-huh.
01:17:03 Even if you prove Offerman lied about anything,
01:17:06 once the developers sign,
01:17:07 you'll need 20 lawyers and 20 years to get the inn back.
01:17:11 Game's over.
01:17:12 You don't have any cards left.
01:17:15 - Oh, I do have a card.
01:17:17 - What?
01:17:18 - I trust that my grandfather protected the inn.
01:17:24 - Grandfather you didn't even know?
01:17:28 - Right, him.
01:17:32 - Okay.
01:17:33 - So hand me that briefcase.
01:17:37 Need some weight.
01:17:44 I'll drive.
01:17:53 (people chattering)
01:17:56 - You know, I would really rather wait outside with Siobhan.
01:18:08 - Hello, ladies and gentlemen.
01:18:14 Hope you all brought your checkbooks.
01:18:16 I think we can do this really quickly.
01:18:20 - Well, Marshal, you didn't have to be here today.
01:18:23 - Can I have a word with you, please?
01:18:25 - Yes, later.
01:18:26 Why don't you meet me in my office?
01:18:28 - Now.
01:18:29 It has to be now, outside in the hallway.
01:18:32 - All right.
01:18:36 Excuse me.
01:18:37 All of you, I'll be back in a moment.
01:18:40 - So what is this?
01:18:46 - He made a copy.
01:18:48 - Who made a copy of what?
01:18:50 - The Catalina Trust, my grandfather.
01:18:53 - I don't know what you're talking about.
01:18:55 - You burned the original.
01:18:56 You deleted the city records.
01:18:58 You sent Miss Axelrod to the inn to see if she could find a stray copy.
01:19:01 But she couldn't because it was at my grandfather's house.
01:19:03 The house you never wanted me to stay in.
01:19:05 But see, now I've got it.
01:19:07 I found it.
01:19:09 - All right, let's see what you have.
01:19:11 - Restricted use.
01:19:12 You know, that might interest those gentlemen inside.
01:19:14 Are they aware that the land is only commercially zoned as long as the inn is standing?
01:19:18 My grandfather knew I would never sell this place if I spent a week here.
01:19:22 That's the provision that you forgot to omit.
01:19:25 That was your mistake.
01:19:27 - All right.
01:19:36 - What do you want to do?
01:19:37 Maybe we call the Arizona State Bar, see if they can sort this out?
01:19:41 - Or...
01:19:42 Or you tear up my signature and you send them all home.
01:19:46 Sales off.
01:19:48 Marshall.
01:19:53 Don't be an idiot.
01:19:57 You take the money, you go back to New York.
01:20:01 The inn's never gonna make it.
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01:20:38 - First, let's get this place in the black.
01:20:43 As of today, Allison will be acting general manager.
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01:20:48 Siobhan and I will be organizing any paperwork and sorting out the general situation.
01:20:53 Freddy will be representing the Catalina in all legal matters.
01:20:56 - Yes, I'll be contesting an alienation of affection suit filed by Marshall's ex-fiancée.
01:21:01 - The carpets in the lobby will be steam cleaned on Tuesday.
01:21:03 Also, I have an appointment with the ladies' club tomorrow.
01:21:06 I'll get 'em back.
01:21:08 - Mm-hmm.
01:21:09 - Chef, I'm sorry to say that the club sandwich is officially back on the menu.
01:21:14 And, Eleanor, please include a note to Mrs. Cutler saying that we're sorry for the delay in returning her bracelet.
01:21:21 And that we look forward to seeing her and her husband again next year.
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