Drunken Acceptance Speech on The Big Bang Theory

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Watch this classic "Drunken Acceptance Speech" clip from the comedy series The Big Bang Theory, created by Chuck and Lorre Bill Prady.

The Big Bang Theory Cast:

Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar, Sara Gilbert, Mayim Bialik, Melissa Rauch, Kevin Sussman and Laura Spencer

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Transcript
00:00 You people ready to have some fun?
00:02 You have a basic understanding of differential calculus
00:04 and at least one year about to break topology?
00:07 Well, here come the jokes.
00:08 (audience laughing)
00:10 Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?
00:14 To get to the same side.
00:15 Bazinga!
00:16 (audience laughing)
00:18 Neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a drink?"
00:21 The bartender says, "For you, no charge."
00:23 (audience laughing)
00:29 Hello?
00:30 (knocking)
00:31 I know you're out there.
00:32 I can hear you metabolizing oxygen
00:34 and expelling carbon dioxide.
00:36 (audience laughing)
00:37 It looks like we have some academic dignitaries
00:39 in the audience.
00:41 Dr. Randall from the geology department,
00:43 only man who's happy when they take his work for granted.
00:46 But I'll show.
00:47 (audience laughing)
00:50 I've kid the geologist, of course,
00:52 but it's only 'cause I have no respect for the field.
00:54 (audience laughing)
00:56 Let's get serious for a moment.
00:59 (audience laughing)
01:02 Why are we all here?
01:04 'Cause we're scientists.
01:07 And what do you scientists study?
01:08 The universe.
01:10 (audience laughing)
01:11 And what's the universe made of?
01:13 I am so glad you asked.
01:15 (audience laughing)
01:16 ♪ There's antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium ♪
01:19 ♪ And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen ♪

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