Bottoms Fight Club Coach Scene

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Bottoms fight club coach “Mr. G” played by actor Marshawn Lynch gets mad at a couple of high school girls for braking his trust.
Transcript
00:00 I trusted you two, and y'all exploited my solidarity.
00:04 I played the role of an amazing ally.
00:07 Is this about the time I said Amelia Earhart was a fake hero?
00:11 Because it's true.
00:12 Many a guy fly planes without crashing,
00:16 but you never hear about them.
00:18 And then it's like, oh, it's so hard to be a girl.
00:21 We like make less money.
00:23 We had to lose our last names.
00:25 I love you.
00:27 I want to be with you for the rest of our lives.
00:29 Oh, I love the mint green backsplash in the kitchen.
00:32 And all of a sudden, you leave me for a motherfucker
00:35 named Tony, and suddenly, the fucking kitchen is lime green.
00:38 I think-- yeah, I think that moved away from us.
00:42 Oh, you look confused, like how I'm confused right now
00:45 on how you created a fucking fight club to get some coochie.
00:48 And for what?
00:49 You don't even know how to work that thing.
00:51 I know y'all ain't tickling the pearl,
00:53 you know what I'm talking about?
00:54 You know what I mean?
00:54 Caressing the back of that neck and all type of--
00:56 Listen, sir, I just don't know if you're
00:58 supposed to be talking to us like that, just
01:00 like as a teacher.
01:01 Man, I knew women were evil.
01:03 Motherfucker's always telling me, like, no, that's not true.
01:07 But time and time again--
01:09 [CHUCKLES]
01:11 [SIGHS]
01:13 [SIGHS]