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00:00 [music]
00:18 Where do you learn confidence?
00:20 Self-respect?
00:22 How to make a homemade weapon?
00:25 Why you shouldn't eat glue?
00:27 How to make dinner for 30 young children and 3 old owls?
00:33 I was born in Birmingham, but I was made in the Browning Girl Guides!
00:38 I'm going to do some very quick observational comedy
00:42 about what it's like to be a 9-year-old child.
00:45 [laughter]
00:47 So being a Brownie isn't like a normal job,
00:50 like being a priest or a magician?
00:55 Journalist, okay.
00:58 It's a vocation. You don't work hard to become a Brownie.
01:02 You just wake up one day and you are one.
01:05 It's like being a PE teacher.
01:07 [laughter]
01:11 One day you're 9 years old, you're lying in your bed,
01:13 and your mum comes into your room and says,
01:15 "Tuesday evenings are for me and Darren now!
01:18 You're going to be a Brownie!"
01:20 [laughter]
01:23 I've been serving for 3 years. These are my badges.
01:27 The footpath badge. I'm not a car, so I shouldn't be on the road!
01:31 [laughter]
01:33 The Worcestershire badge. Worcestershire, that's my regiment.
01:36 Worcestershire, named after the sauce.
01:39 [laughter]
01:40 A lot of places are, but they've moved away from their saucy pasts.
01:45 Like, HP is now Hampshire.
01:51 And ketchup is now Kettering.
01:56 And mayo is now County...
02:00 ...Wexford.
02:02 [laughter]
02:04 The entertainment badge. I'll get another one of these tonight,
02:06 depending how entertaining I am!
02:09 [laughter]
02:11 The hostess badge. I got this from making my mum a cup of tea.
02:14 I would have got two if I made one for Darren!
02:17 [laughter]
02:20 The home skills badge. I got this for taking a pigeon out of the attic.
02:24 I went up there, into the attic, I bent down,
02:27 and I looked at it dead in the eyes, because it was dead.
02:31 And I said, "This is mine and my mum's house pigeon,
02:33 and there's not room for you here as well!"
02:36 And then I took it outside and I punched it into the ground!
02:39 [laughter]
02:43 The seconder badge. I can't be in charge because of the things I do.
02:47 [laughter]
02:50 The sewing badge. I sewed a dog's lips shut.
02:53 [laughter]
02:57 No more!
02:59 [laughter]
03:02 The further badge. I was demoted because of the dog thing.
03:05 [laughter]
03:07 And the brownie holiday badge. We went to Cheekwell,
03:10 and it was very nice!
03:14 Goodbye, Wembley!
03:17 [laughter]
03:20 (thud)
03:21 (scream)