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00:00:20 Time Paradoxes?
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00:00:24 Sounds like you learned a lot without me.
00:00:26 And you left plenty of parts just right for the taking!
00:00:29 I suggest you take your time coming to a mortal coil.
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00:00:54 Pop quiz, Parker!
00:00:56 What's your favorite power-up?
00:00:58 Teleportation, Vicky!
00:01:00 Who wouldn't want to go from the back of the pack to the front of the line?
00:01:03 And you know, scientists are testing the power-up in other places,
00:01:06 such as theme parks, airport security, and restrooms.
00:01:10 How about yourself?
00:01:12 I like mines, Parker.
00:01:14 You can shoot them in front or behind you.
00:01:17 However, it is possible to be damaged by the explosion of your own mine.
00:01:21 So make sure to take caution, racers,
00:01:24 because what's yours is mine's, and those mines could be yours.
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00:02:16 You make this look easy.
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00:02:24 You've fallen behind.
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00:02:32 Imagine the possibilities.
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00:02:42 Oh, outstanding!
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00:02:50 You are in the lead.
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00:02:56 I've got you now.
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00:03:16 That's what I call power steering!
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00:03:26 Pedal to the metal!
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00:03:32 Genius!
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00:03:38 17! 17!
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00:03:44 Knock it off!
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00:04:02 Zone!
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00:04:06 Give me some of that!
00:04:08 Impossible!
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00:04:16 Now this is progress!
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00:04:30 Nailed it!
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00:05:26 Utterly flabbergasting!
00:05:28 I suppose you have earned this checkered flag.
00:05:30 It is, after all, a requisite for the Hauntsborough Grand Brick Arena.
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00:05:42 Hmm. Would you be willing to let me examine your brain?
00:05:46 Unless you still need it?
00:05:48 Hey, at least he asked us.
00:05:50 Let's just get out of here.
00:05:52 That guy makes the back of my neck itchy.
00:05:54 You have received another checkered flag.
00:05:56 Just a few more and you will gain entry to the Hauntsborough Grand Brick Arena.
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00:06:22 I've got Freddy Fusion on the line, and I'm guessing he has some good news.
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00:06:35 ...unleash them on Hauntsborough!
00:06:37 Oh dear. What's the good news?
00:06:40 That is the good news!
00:06:42 This place is so spooky and sad, I thought some clowns could bring some cheer.
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00:07:06 For whatever reason, I've been asked to assist you.
00:07:09 Remember, these duties are very delicate and expensive.
00:07:13 But I've made it easier to access their controls.
00:07:17 Simply unscrew their nose, and remove the multi-tool as stored there.
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00:07:35 I can tell you aren't listening.
00:07:36 Once again, you're going to solve a problem with a call.
00:07:39 Just smash my clowns to bits.
00:07:41 This place is populated by monsters.
00:07:44 Don't you think they deserve some sunshine too?
00:07:47 I'm pretty sure one of these guys dissolves in sunshine.
00:07:51 I believe they chose this place to get away from people who want to change them.
00:07:54 I don't get it. How could you not love clowns?
00:07:57 Everybody loves clowns.
00:07:59 Clowns are fine.
00:08:01 Being attacked by clowns is not.
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00:08:36 Looks like we're getting the last laugh.
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00:09:18 Looks like we're getting the last laugh.
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00:09:47 I made you go rename this place after you.
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00:09:55 You were always right about one thing.
00:09:57 I am enjoying myself.
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00:10:08 Don't stop. Keep smashing.
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00:10:30 Fine. Fine.
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00:11:15 There is still time to rescue more townsfolk.
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00:11:35 I guess we won, but we won against clowns who were only trying to bring a smile to the faces of the folks that live here.
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00:12:08 They were happy already.
00:12:10 We didn't need help from Clown-o-matons.
00:12:12 Now that you mention it, I don't think smiles is what the clowns were after.
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00:12:39 Come race us at Headless Horse Power.
00:12:41 Don't make me ask you again.
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00:12:47 Well, hello.
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00:13:04 Parker, I wasn't sure if we were going to be able to race.
00:13:07 Those clowns were no joke.
00:13:09 They were terrifying.
00:13:11 Anyone who tries to scare us again has some big shoes to fill.
00:13:15 Thankfully, there's no more clowning around and no more funny business.
00:13:19 Speaking of plays on words, Otto and Manuel have asked that everyone please stop making headless puns.
00:13:26 To them, headless puns are punishment.
00:13:30 And in any case, they usually don't get the pun punch line.
00:13:34 So, Otto and Manuel, if you're listening, our apologies.
00:13:38 We're just having fun.
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00:14:15 Watch your back, kid.
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00:14:27 I'm impressed.
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00:14:36 That's an ouch.
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00:14:53 Kick it in the gear.
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00:14:59 Krakatoa.
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00:15:02 Future champion coming through.
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00:15:09 That was awesome.
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00:15:16 Uh-oh.
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00:15:24 You amazed me, kid.
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00:15:35 You're in the lead for now.
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00:15:44 Where are two of those, bitch?
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00:15:50 Oh, I lost my head.
00:15:52 Again.
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00:15:59 Didn't see us coming, did you?
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00:16:14 You've taken the lead.
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00:16:50 How did you get further and faster than us on our own track?
00:16:53 Is this some kind of special car thing?
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00:16:58 At least we know you didn't cheat.
00:16:59 Only Shadow Z does that, the two-faced phony.
00:17:03 Ha, that's two more faces than we have.
00:17:06 He should have said, "Ahead."
00:17:08 I agree.
00:17:09 That was a missed opportunity.
00:17:11 I will put this new checkered flag with the others, which I have now organized alphabetically.
00:17:15 I shall file this one under C for checkered.
00:17:18 Keep it up, and before you know it, you'll be competing in the Huntsboro Grand Brick Arena.
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00:17:43 Everything happens in threes, even max speed.
00:17:46 Max speed, max speed.
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00:17:55 Breaking news!
00:17:56 Max Speed has long proclaimed his middle name is also Speed,
00:18:00 but there are now reports of an additional middle name.
00:18:03 Danger.
00:18:05 We understand this may be confusing for some of our viewers who, like me, were born without a middle name.
00:18:11 Right now, we are unable to confirm the existence of further middle names.
00:18:16 This is a breaking story, and details are still coming in.
00:18:19 Tune in to ANN after the race when we'll have more Max Speed Danger Speed updates.
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00:18:43 Ooh, a power-up!
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00:18:59 Achieving max speed.
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00:19:08 Power-up is ready!
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00:19:14 We're gonna bleed in speed.
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00:19:29 Achieving max speed.
00:19:30 You need to drive faster, not slower.
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00:19:44 Activate serious racer pace.
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00:19:57 Well played!
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00:20:14 Let's get dangerous.
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00:20:29 Driving is a state of mind, and hands and feet.
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00:20:44 Don't think, just race.
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00:20:48 Never remember, always forget.
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00:20:56 Whoa, that's fast!
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00:21:00 It's good to see me, isn't it?
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00:21:03 Watch it!
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00:21:12 That's what I call power steering.
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00:21:29 Victory is this.
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00:21:44 Stay on track, kid.
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00:21:59 Focus, focus.
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00:22:41 I'm impressed.
00:22:43 You handled that chasm like a champion.
00:22:45 Maybe you really could beat him.
00:22:47 But you can't beat me.
00:22:48 It's mxp.
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00:22:51 Everyone in Bricklandia is talking about Team Racing Time.
00:22:55 Yes, for taking everyone's checkered flags.
00:22:58 If you want to race in the Hawksboro Grand Brick Arena, we still need to take a couple more.
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00:23:18 Sup, party people!
00:23:21 Baron Von Rose here.
00:23:22 Hey, after the race, you're invited to my castle for a little shindig.
00:23:28 Except I can't find my wingmen, and I need them to score some F on the Baron's request on your map.
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00:25:00 Got a moment.
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00:25:08 Let me tell you a tale.
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00:29:08 Thank you.
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00:29:25 And we can help the Baron out. Now let's go. Quickly.
00:29:29 Not so fast, Clutch. I need to do my due diligence and inform you that the race by snakes is, is, is now, now, now, now.
00:29:38 It's now available. Cut.
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00:30:04 The garage is open.
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00:30:20 It's my 795th birthday.
00:30:23 Let's race.
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00:30:47 If you're looking for a tour of Hansborough but want to go at a breakneck pace, then High Stakes is the race for you.
00:30:55 It all begins right here at Baron Von Rose's castle.
00:30:58 Hold on, Parker. This just in. A source close to Baron Von Rose reports it's actually their parents' castle.
00:31:06 One moment, Vicky. This also just in. Baron Von Rose tells his sister Arachnerella, quote,
00:31:12 "Stop telling people I live with Mom and Dad. You smell," end quote.
00:31:17 ANN promises to keep bringing you the details on this sibling spat. But for now, back to the race.
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00:31:53 Now I'm on board.
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00:31:58 Basic maneuvers.
00:32:00 Watch your back, kid.
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00:32:05 You pull the head.
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00:32:11 Incoming.
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00:32:19 Check the jacket.
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00:32:28 Can't stop, won't stop.
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00:32:33 Top notch racing, pal.
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00:32:52 You're making great time.
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00:32:57 Racing is in my blood.
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00:33:01 Here I camp.
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00:33:08 Hot dog.
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00:33:19 You're taking the lead.
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00:33:28 Time to time out, you guys.
00:33:29 I dropped my sandwich.
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00:33:34 Not cool.
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00:33:44 You're making great time.
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00:33:49 You're making great time.
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00:34:10 Watch out, kid.
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00:34:28 Feet to the feet to the wall.
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00:35:12 Put a stake in me.
00:35:14 I'm done.
00:35:15 Just be careful with my checkered flag.
00:35:18 It's authentic.
00:35:20 I have a certificate for it and everything.
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00:35:25 You can't say the Baron hasn't had plenty of time to prepare for this race.
00:35:29 I had hoped this flag would reflect a more proto-Renaissance style, but no, it's checkers.
00:35:33 Oh well, we're still one step closer to the Huntsboro Grand Rick Arena.
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00:35:40 Wait, just a kilobyte? I'm wrong.
00:35:43 We don't need any more checkered flags.
00:35:45 We have all the flags.
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00:35:51 We need to compete in the Huntsboro Grand Rick Arena.
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00:37:15 This is incredible, champ!
00:37:17 It sure is. We're off to the Huntsboro Grand Rick Arena.
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00:38:02 Nothing is going to stop me from beating you at the Huntsboro Grand Rick Arena, Ed!
00:38:07 Oh, shoot.
00:38:09 I just looked at my calendar and I have my teeth cleaning today.
00:38:14 I would cancel, but I don't want to pay them.
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00:38:22 It's the third and final Grand Rick Arena right here in Huntsboro.
00:38:27 And once again, even though there have been several sightings of Shadow Z, and I spoke directly with him, he claims to not be here.
00:38:35 Still, we have many familiar racers in our presence, and they're all hoping to win that prized medal.
00:38:41 Will the finish line be worthy of Laumina?
00:38:44 Will Baron Bonrose score an epic win, yo?
00:38:47 Will Max Speed Danger Speed speed his way to victory?
00:38:51 These are all smart questions we're asking, Vicky, and we're about to find out the best answer.
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00:39:05 Hammer down!
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00:39:29 You are out of control!
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00:39:37 Step on it!
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00:39:42 Your boost is full!
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00:39:46 It's the latest technology!
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00:39:52 You fall behind.
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00:40:01 I do everything fast.
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00:40:12 Speed it up, rookie!
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00:40:19 Unbelievable power!
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00:40:31 This is fun!
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00:40:46 Ah, dude!
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00:41:01 Watch out!
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00:41:16 Second to none, first to all.
00:41:19 Last lap!
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00:41:30 Wowie, kid!
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00:41:36 Show 'em who's boss!
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00:41:46 Don't mess with the master!
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00:41:58 You're in the lead for now.
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00:42:02 Kid!
00:42:03 Kid!
00:42:04 Kid!
00:42:05 You okay, kid?
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00:42:13 Fight!
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00:42:18 My leg!
00:42:19 Nailed it!
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00:42:46 And that seals it.
00:42:47 Young Hot Shot Rookie is officially in the Sky Cup Grand Prix.
00:42:51 Oh, man! I'm so jealous! I want to go!
00:42:54 Parker, we are going!
00:42:56 Oh, right! We're big-time sportscasters!
00:43:00 And that means we're better than everyone else!
00:43:03 Great win, kid! Beat me back at Racington Speedway.
00:43:07 I finally figured out how to get you up to that Sky Stadium.
00:43:10 Woo-hoo! Let's go!
00:43:12 [Engine revs]
00:43:14 I bet you think you're so big, don't you?
00:43:18 Error, you two are the same height.
00:43:21 Just because you beat all my best drivers, like, um, Guy Number One and, um, Guy Number Three.
00:43:29 What happened to Guy Number Two?
00:43:31 Wow! He has a name, you know, and it happens to be, um, Carla.
00:43:39 Uh, it's Jeff, actually. I'm still alive. I'm only very badly injured.
00:43:43 No one cares! And now, guess what? You're Carla!
00:43:48 But I'm Carla!
00:43:49 Greetings, Carla.
00:43:50 Nobody's Carla!
00:43:52 Huh, what am I gonna do with you birdbrains?
00:43:55 You call that driving?
00:43:57 I've seen better drivers on an AT Class 286 microprocessor from 1982! Pound it!
00:44:03 Oh, don't pretend like you don't get my abstract Gen X references.
00:44:10 I'm not old! You're old!
00:44:12 Gah! Start the rocket!
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00:44:25 [Cheering]
00:44:39 Incredible! Both the Bricklandia Racing Federation and I are very proud to present you with your final Grand Brick Arena medal.
00:44:46 I can't wait to watch you race in the Sky Cup Grand Prix.
00:44:49 As an official, I'm supposed to remain impartial, but you've got the makings of a great champion.
00:44:55 Way better than our current one, that's for sure.
00:45:05 [Screaming]
00:45:13 That was very dramatic. But did you know what this means?
00:45:18 We are headed for the Sky Cup Grand Prix!
00:45:20 Though I do not think bats or rockets can achieve the altitude necessary to reach it.
00:45:24 Way ahead of you! I've figured out a way to get to the race without bats or rockets, and it's completely untested!
00:45:32 I'll go get things ready!
00:45:35 Well, champ, this is the moment you've worked towards.
00:45:38 Not exactly this moment. That moment will happen momentarily.
00:45:43 Oh, you know what I mean.
00:45:45 Meet me back at Turbo Acres. After that, the next stop is the Sky Cup Grand Prix.
00:45:51 Whoa!
00:45:57 Look out, boy! Get the Sky-
00:45:59 Look out, boy! Get the Sky-
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00:47:22 What do you say, hotshot? Are you ready for greatness? Are you ready to compete in the Sky Cup Grand Prix?
00:47:30 Ha ha! I was hoping you'd say that.
00:47:33 Oh my cogs! You assembled a rocket!
00:47:41 Nah, I don't know where that came from. Probably would have been a pretty good idea though, huh? Oh well.
00:47:47 Anyway, here's how we're getting up there.
00:47:56 Uh, Query, how does this thing function exactly?
00:48:00 When I give the signal, hang on to your butt!
00:48:11 Ah, yes. Allow me to ask him. Begging your pardon, but are you sure this is a good idea?
00:48:20 Ha ha, of course I'm sure.
00:48:22 He says yes.
00:48:24 Try not to pass out!
00:48:26 What?
00:48:27 Three, two, one!
00:48:29 Holy cow!
00:48:35 Dang it! Now I have to race an actual racer in a real race! Not one of those pre-arranged Shadow Z victory races!
00:48:53 Which I've never done or would ever do, of course!
00:48:57 Autographs, anyone?
00:49:01 Half off!
00:49:03 Ooh, I'd like an autograph, please!
00:49:08 Unbelievable! Thanks to you blockheads, I actually have to try this time!
00:49:15 Remind me to take everyone to the doctor after the race, because you're obviously allergic to winning!
00:49:20 Boom! Bad joke! Boom!
00:49:23 It's finally here! The Sky Cup Grand Prix! Time to decide who is the best racer in Bricklandia!
00:49:32 The reigning champion Shadow Z is actually here and wearing his game face! Or his resting annoy face, it's hard to tell.
00:49:40 Shadow Z's squad has been seen preparing for the race by playing a game of tag.
00:49:45 Definitely his annoy face, then.
00:49:47 Today, in what seems a little unfair, we have only one racer going up against Shadow Z and his entire Shadow Squad!
00:49:55 Will Shadow Z, alleged serial cheater, defend his title? Or is this hot shot racer ready to take the Sky Cup trophy out of the shadows?
00:50:05 Go! Go! Go!
00:50:16 Ooh, a power-up!
00:50:18 Hope this helps!
00:50:24 I'm number one, you're number two!
00:50:35 You need to drive faster!
00:50:39 Not slower!
00:50:41 Oh! Cheaters never lose!
00:50:50 Chase him down!
00:50:56 Cheaters never lose!
00:50:58 Chase him down!
00:51:04 Watch yourself!
00:51:11 Serpentine! Serpentine!
00:51:13 Red alert!
00:51:25 Faster! Faster!
00:51:27 Shadow Z never comes last!
00:51:43 Except out of the bedroom.
00:51:45 Ha! This is fun!
00:51:47 Ha! This is fun!
00:51:57 Have fun losing!
00:52:13 Oh!
00:52:14 Found him!
00:52:39 Team Shadow Z! Did I say it right?
00:52:42 Chase him down!
00:52:52 Chase him down!
00:52:53 Yay us!
00:53:11 You're being shot at!
00:53:14 Oh!
00:53:15 We're not cheating!
00:53:26 Beat it up, rookie!
00:53:28 Now that's racing!
00:53:41 Now that's racing!
00:53:42 Team position!
00:53:50 The Sky Trophy is mine!
00:53:57 One more lap!
00:54:10 There's one unite!
00:54:11 Hunter champion coming through!
00:54:14 Oh!
00:54:22 You've taken the lead!
00:54:39 You've taken the lead!
00:54:40 Stay focused, rookie!
00:54:56 Team casting!
00:54:59 All the way to the top!
00:55:06 Shadow Z Squad unite!
00:55:09 Shadow Z Squad unite!
00:55:11 And the rookie has done it!
00:55:36 Now comes fame, fortune, and universal adoration!
00:55:40 But not for Shadow Z!
00:55:42 Nope! His career and reputation are over!
00:55:45 Oh, I'm proud of you, kid! That was one for the books!
00:55:59 I concur! Congratulations to the champion!
00:56:04 Say, would you look at the size of that trophy!
00:56:07 Oh my cogs! How will we get that thing down?
00:56:11 You won't! It's mine! You don't deserve it!
00:56:14 You're a nobody! I'm a somebody!
00:56:17 I've got my own line of aftershave, see?
00:56:20 My own roller skates!
00:56:23 My own reversible helmet!
00:56:26 Uh, Z?
00:56:28 And even my own line of Shadow Z marbles!
00:56:31 Extra slippery!
00:56:34 Uh, seriously, Z?
00:56:36 Oh, Primus Racington, I know what I'm doing!
00:56:39 Oh my goodness!
00:56:40 I regret everything!
00:56:47 Well, guess we better figure out how to get this down, eh?
00:56:53 Eh, I'm sure that'll be fine.
00:56:58 Those jerks are going to pay!
00:57:03 When I catch up with those cheaters, they won't know what hit 'em!
00:57:07 It'll be like, wham!
00:57:09 And so we return to Turbo Acres.
00:57:16 Racington Speedway has never been more popular,
00:57:18 and you're officially the greatest driver of all time!
00:57:22 Neat!
00:57:23 I'm getting a little dizzy.
00:57:25 And can you believe the Sky Trophy landed right here in the Speedway?
00:57:29 The odds are astronomical!
00:57:31 Never tell me the odds!
00:57:33 What?
00:57:34 Oh, sorry, wrong franchise.
00:57:36 There's just one thing.
00:57:39 What's that?
00:57:40 I wonder what happened to Shadow Z.
00:57:43 Yeah, I wonder.
00:57:47 Yeah.
00:57:49 Yeah.
00:58:16 Unbelievable, champ!
00:58:18 And yet, completely believable!
00:58:21 You're the Sky Cup champion!
00:58:23 Oh, you know, I had a feeling about you way back in Turbo Acres.
00:58:29 Yes, you said if Mr. Fiddles did not like the new driver,
00:58:34 you would just get another one until you found one he did like.
00:58:37 And luckily, Mr. Fiddles loved our new driver.
00:58:43 Don't you, Mr. Fiddles?
00:58:44 Oh, sweet Mr. Fiddles, Mr. Fiddles, Mr. Fiddles, Mr. Fiddles.
00:58:47 We're gonna roll credits shortly.
00:58:52 Why don't you hang around and watch them?
00:58:54 Because there could be an after-credits scene or a mid-credits scene,
00:58:58 and you don't want to miss that.
00:59:00 I don't know what floating words mean.
00:59:06 Plus, they're always backwards.
00:59:08 But, they are hypnotic.
00:59:11 Wow!
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