Three Plebs join the army in peace-time, hoping to win respect, romance and military discounts at selected restaurants. | dG1fNnpzaFNLdldva1k
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00:00 His holiness has declared an era of lasting peace.
00:03 In your face, Parthians!
00:05 There has never been a better time to sign up.
00:08 We're going to be drowning in hotties, free chicken...
00:11 Double naughty.
00:14 What would you say is your greatest achievement?
00:19 I once ate a wheelbarrow full of cheese.
00:21 I'm still waiting for the cat.
00:23 The Emperor's put us on an immediate war footing.
00:26 We're going to war, baby!
00:29 War?
00:30 Get under your shield!
00:32 I don't like you!
00:34 Come on, let's get tooled up.
00:38 Not ideal yet, you've got an arrow in your arm!
00:43 We no longer need men.
00:46 We may keep one as a concubine.
00:49 Concubine? What's that, like a hedgehog?
00:51 You don't draw the rock against.
00:54 The Cribs - Soldiers of Rome, a feature-length adventure. Available 8th December, stream free on ITVX.