Hoshyarian | Haroon Rafiq | 25th August 2023
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00:00 "Hoshiyaariyaan, Hoshiyaariyaan"
00:02 Hello, viewers. I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshiyaariyaan.
00:06 Friends, we have to search for problems in life.
00:10 We have to find them. We have to achieve them.
00:13 You must be surprised, who will search for the problem, find it and achieve it?
00:18 Yes, all those people who were successful,
00:20 who were in search of problems in life,
00:24 but didn't try to escape them.
00:26 Who can say that he has never faced any problem in his life?
00:29 Problems do come, but those who find them,
00:33 they get the ease.
00:35 The reason is that if you want to find a cure,
00:38 you have to find a disease.
00:40 If you want to make a new engine or a new machine,
00:44 you have to work hard for it.
00:47 If you want to make life easy for someone,
00:51 you have to find the problem first.
00:54 When someone faced a problem in reaching somewhere,
00:58 he must have thought of making a car.
01:00 When someone faced a problem in a headache,
01:03 he must have thought of making a medicine.
01:05 Remember, problems do come.
01:08 They come in all forms.
01:09 You just have to decide whether you take it as an opportunity
01:13 and get ease after that
01:15 or you cry over the problem and pray that it doesn't come again.
01:20 Let's start today's show with this message.
01:23 Let's take you to the police station and see what's happening there.
01:27 Mr. Asim faces a lot of problems in life.
01:29 How?
01:30 He searches for the problem and eats weird food
01:34 and then has a problem in the bathroom.
01:36 You talk about the big message.
01:41 Do you make it or do you write it?
01:45 - It's monologue. - Monologue.
01:47 There are five to seven people and you're writing monologue.
01:51 Actually, I'm just a dacoit.
01:55 I can take the names of people who are famous
01:59 and who talk about good things.
02:03 I can take their stories and share them with you.
02:07 I don't have any knowledge or wisdom in it.
02:10 It's a good thing.
02:11 You should have knowledge.
02:14 But how much knowledge can a dacoit have?
02:17 You're talking about a kid.
02:20 I have a parcel of Ukkaad. Let me send it tomorrow.
02:23 That's why it's said that you should be humble.
02:26 - That's right. - He's smarter than you.
02:30 - He'll be a dacoit. - I'll send it.
02:34 - He's also called a dacoit. - Yes.
02:36 - Yes. - Sir.
02:37 You're sitting on a small post.
02:39 - You should do the doping. - Doping?
02:43 - Doping. - Yes.
02:45 - The song is made on this. - You're doing a doping show.
02:50 Sir, I've given you a request. Read it.
02:54 - I've given you a request. - Yes.
02:56 - Mr. Ali... - You should have written Mr. Ali.
03:00 - Sir, you think he's Mr. Ali. - No.
03:02 He's Mr. Ali.
03:03 If you wanted to write Mr. Ali, you should have given me a request.
03:07 Mr. Ali is called Mr. Ali.
03:10 You're a fool.
03:14 I think you're uncomfortable on the chair.
03:19 His face is like a chair.
03:23 If you spray it, he'll look like a golden man.
03:26 - Yes. - I think he's a golden man.
03:29 Look at his face. He looks like a criminal in his own police station.
03:32 I think Mr. IG has changed his face and is monitoring you.
03:36 - He's checking your attitude. - No one can change his face so much.
03:40 No one can change his face so much.
03:42 - Mr. IG is a good man. - Yes.
03:44 - He's a decent man. - He's a smart man.
03:46 - He's smart and lovely. - And progressive.
03:49 He's progressive.
03:51 Did you face any case in Lahore?
03:53 - No. - Okay.
03:55 It's not like that. He's a loving man.
03:57 - Yes. - What's your problem, Cheetah?
04:00 I'm not your problem. I've always suspected you.
04:03 Mr. Ali, read the next part. What did he write?
04:07 He wrote that Mr. Ali
04:09 wants your permission to do a show.
04:13 - Yes, sir. - Is he sane?
04:16 - Why? - Has he gone mad?
04:17 - No. - What's the reason?
04:18 Sir, believe me. I've been doing this for 40 years.
04:22 - Yes. - I've never done a show in my life.
04:24 - That's the reason. - Really?
04:28 Believe me. I'll break my hand if I do a show.
04:31 That's amazing.
04:32 - He's never allowed to do a show. - No, that's wrong.
04:35 - You allow him to do it. - No, he doesn't.
04:39 - He'll ruin the show. - Why?
04:41 He doesn't allow to do a show.
04:43 You allow him to do it and you're doing it with a lot of effort.
04:46 You're talking nonsense.
04:49 - It's my duty. - No, I'm doing it.
04:52 - Listen, you're a good and sensible man. - Yes, sir.
04:55 Why are you doing this?
04:57 - He wants to talk. - It's a matter of the police station.
05:00 - He's not listening to me. - You don't know about the police station.
05:03 You're a rich man. How can you do this?
05:06 You're a poor man. How can you do this?
05:09 Mr. Asim, he must be helpless.
05:12 - She's making her own decisions. - Thank you.
05:14 - Thank you. You're a woman. - Yes.
05:16 You're helping us.
05:17 You're helping us.
05:22 - No. - We've got so many jobs.
05:24 Mr. Asim, you'll regret it later.
05:27 Meena, you don't have an elderly family.
05:29 They won't help you.
05:31 Helping is..
05:34 We know, but Amira, look at us.
05:38 We don't just buy the papers.
05:41 We help you.
05:43 Yes, that's it.
05:45 You do the work.
05:47 - Yes. - He does the work.
05:49 We don't have any work.
05:52 I've understood that you're a stone.
05:55 You don't do the work.
05:57 Mr. Asim, you didn't have to be so formal.
06:00 - Yes. - What?
06:02 - You're being formal. - Yes.
06:05 You're being formal.
06:07 You don't do the work.
06:10 Try to read the whole wall.
06:13 You're talking as if we're talking about a mother.
06:16 You'll have your own.
06:18 We'll have to prove that you're a woman.
06:24 I'm sorry, but I can't do that.
06:27 I mean, I want to write.
06:30 I know. Wow. Thank you.
06:31 - That means.. - Yes.
06:33 That means I didn't do it.
06:35 I think he's a stone.
06:38 He's a stone.
06:39 - Listen. - Yes.
06:41 If you're going to Shiraz,
06:42 get me Sagar Siddiqui's son.
06:44 He's mentioned him in a couple of poems.
06:47 Which poem?
06:48 - Sagar Siddiqui's poem. - Yes.
06:51 - Make friends with beggars. - Make friends with beggars.
06:54 You know, this is worse than being a beggar.
06:59 - Making friends with beggars. - He's right.
07:01 - Make friends with beggars. - Hello.
07:03 I'll teach you the rules of being a king.
07:05 - What's wrong with that? - You white man.
07:08 Tell me what's wrong.
07:10 Sir, the thing is..
07:12 I want to get married.
07:15 I want to see the wedding.
07:18 You're too young.
07:23 Let it be.
07:25 Girls go to the wedding.
07:27 Boys will be there.
07:28 I feel bad that the groom's family is here to see the bride.
07:32 I'm not a decoration piece.
07:34 I'll go and choose the wedding.
07:36 - That's very progressive. - It's right.
07:39 She's right.
07:41 Who wants to marry me?
07:44 How many alliances do you want to see?
07:47 I'll go to Multan, Pindi and Sialkot.
07:51 If you're already married to a Multan girl, find another one.
07:54 I don't understand. Why didn't she choose a boy from Kare?
08:01 Boys don't come to Kare and Kabul.
08:02 There's a proposal in Pindi.
08:04 But she doesn't have a job.
08:05 - Whose proposal is it? - K. Rashid.
08:07 We don't want to get married in Pindi.
08:10 - We don't have a girl. - Why?
08:12 I'm not smart. I swear on you.
08:15 You keep asking me who's smart and who's not.
08:19 Sir, I think Sialkot will be fine.
08:23 You're right. You're going to see the proposal.
08:25 I'll come tomorrow and eat food.
08:27 Give them time to select.
08:31 They'll find a groom.
08:33 Sir, I'll need a 15-day leave.
08:35 What will you do in 15 days?
08:37 I'll buy clothes, do shopping, get ready.
08:42 I'll go to the beauty parlour.
08:44 That's it? No one will go to the beauty parlour.
08:47 They'll take money and spoil the food.
08:49 - What happened? - Sir, now...
08:50 Are you with me?
08:52 I'm at school with the police. Don't you send thugs?
08:55 - Hello. - Introduce yourself.
08:58 Sir, my name is Afrah Siab.
08:59 - Afrah Siab? - Afrah Siab.
09:01 - That's his name. - Afrah Siab.
09:03 Your name is like a herb.
09:05 - Okay. - You'll find Afrah Siab in the morning.
09:09 - What's your name? - Afrah Siab.
09:11 That's better than the stone of a horse.
09:14 I'll tell you where to find Siab.
09:17 What's the problem?
09:19 In short, sir, it's a short story.
09:21 I won't take much time.
09:23 You'll have to talk.
09:25 It should be short.
09:26 I don't want to waste your time and my time.
09:29 - It's useless. - Sure.
09:30 I won't waste your time.
09:31 I won't waste your time.
09:33 - I won't waste your time. - Sure.
09:35 I won't waste your time.
09:37 I won't waste your time.
09:38 I won't waste your time.
09:40 I won't waste your time.
09:42 I won't waste your time.
09:43 I won't waste your time.
09:44 I won't waste your time.
09:46 I won't waste your time.
09:48 I won't waste your time.
09:49 I won't waste your time.
09:51 I won't waste your time.
09:52 I won't waste your time.
09:54 I won't waste your time.
09:56 I won't waste your time.
09:57 I won't waste your time.
09:59 I won't waste your time.
10:00 What's the matter with you?
10:02 You're not listening to me.
10:03 Tell me what happened.
10:05 I'll tell you what happened.
10:06 The beauty parlour in front of your police station
10:09 has done a fraud with me.
10:11 - Fraud? - One minute.
10:12 - Call the owner of the place. - Yes, sir.
10:14 - Call him. He'll call him. - Okay, sir.
10:16 No.
10:17 It's good that you called the owner.
10:19 Because his story is too long.
10:21 What report do you want to file?
10:23 I've filed a report.
10:24 I haven't done my work properly.
10:26 Go inside and check.
10:28 This is not the way to file a report.
10:29 Sir, I'm getting ready at the beauty parlour at 7 am.
10:33 - 7 am? - Yes, sir.
10:35 You were getting ready.
10:36 You were going to give milk to the beauty parlour.
10:38 - Listen to me, sir. - Yes.
10:39 I've brought Rs. 10,000.
10:41 - Okay. - I've to get ready.
10:43 - What's the need to get ready? - I've heard your situation.
10:45 - Yes. - All the ladies who come here
10:47 - will decide later. - Sir, you write my complaint.
10:49 Actually, to contour the face
10:52 it's very important to have a chiseled face.
10:55 Really?
10:57 - Sir, this is the case. - Are you at the police station
11:00 or at your aunt's house?
11:01 I've a complaint that you've cheated with them
11:04 and you've brought Rs. 10,000 from them.
11:06 - Yes. - And their facial or whatever.
11:08 I can see that you haven't prepared it.
11:10 It's unfair. He's the one who cheats.
11:12 But Mr. Arun, it's also a matter of understanding
11:15 that makeup can only enhance
11:17 but not change the face.
11:18 But Irza, we see you, Arzu, everyone else getting ready
11:22 and Malaika, you change.
11:23 We get ready.
11:25 We don't get skin treatments done.
11:26 We don't get Botox done.
11:28 - We get it done. - Who gets it done?
11:30 I get Arzu ready every day.
11:32 Arzu has natural beauty.
11:34 - And Malaika has beauty. - I'm sorry.
11:36 I watch your show daily.
11:38 I know who's doing your makeup and she's doing her makeup.
11:42 - In short. - Yes.
11:45 I'll tell you later.
11:46 How much money did you take from them?
11:48 - I took.. - Rs. 10,000.
11:50 But I charge Rs. 1 lakh for makeup.
11:53 - Okay. - My name is Bua and I'm a big liar.
11:56 - What? - Listen to me, Bua.
11:59 You're so emotional.
12:02 I'm not asking you who you are.
12:05 - No, I'm a liar. - She's a liar.
12:07 I'm a makeup artist.
12:09 I have 1.1 million followers on Instagram
12:12 and I do everyone's makeup in Rs. 1 lakh and above.
12:15 - Sir, leave it. - I have nothing to do with
12:18 how many followers you have.
12:20 Answer my question.
12:22 - Sir, I have 1.1 million.. - I don't understand.
12:23 You spent Rs. 10,000 on makeup.
12:26 - Sir, listen to me. - Listen to me.
12:28 - Yes, sir. - You were supposed to get a friar.
12:30 - Sir. - You're a liar.
12:33 Sir, I'll get a friar who'll do my makeup
12:36 and I'll be a successful friar.
12:38 - What makeup do you have? - Nothing. Just mud.
12:42 He slid into my DM
12:48 and I told him the charges.
12:50 Ma'am, you didn't come to my station.
12:52 - I'll tell you. - You didn't come.
12:54 - Sir, tell him. - Ma'am, come here.
12:56 He said there's no incentive for small businesses.
13:00 - Right. - Like, poor people like us
13:02 - should get a concession. - Okay.
13:04 I made a deal of Rs. 1 lakh and Rs. 10,000.
13:07 - Him? - Yes.
13:08 And I gave him an online appointment.
13:10 - If you'd made a deal of Rs. 10,000.. - Yes.
13:14 ..then it's not a favour. It's a compromise.
13:16 - Yes. - Compromise.
13:17 Then you should get him ready. That's the matter.
13:19 I've got him ready.
13:21 - He's ready. - What have you got him ready?
13:23 - Look. - You're trapped here.
13:25 You're so beautiful.
13:27 - I'll send you to the police. - Tell him.
13:30 He's ready to come to the station.
13:32 Yes, he's ready.
13:34 - I've got him ready. - He comes without a face.
13:37 - So? - I was dead.
13:38 I've got him a base.
13:41 I've got him eyelash extensions.
13:43 I've contoured his face.
13:45 Ma'am, we're not like that.
13:47 - He's got nothing. - Nothing?
13:49 I've got him hair extensions.
13:53 - He doesn't have his own hair. - Why?
13:55 Are you my sister-in-law?
13:57 No, ma'am. I don't have anything.
13:59 The lenses in his eyes are mine.
14:02 - Look at his eyes. - Yes, look.
14:06 And what's this shine on his face?
14:08 - This is a highlighter, baby. - This?
14:11 You're trapped here.
14:13 You'll get beaten up.
14:17 Do you think he'll get beaten up?
14:20 He took a pre-bridal package.
14:23 Look at his feet. I've made them white.
14:26 I've applied it on his feet.
14:28 He's not looking at my feet. He's looking at my face.
14:30 - You've really done a fraud. - Of course.
14:32 You didn't bring any official money.
14:36 You've given him Rs. 10,000. I'm giving you a receipt.
14:38 Look at my sponge. It's blackened.
14:41 I've blended it. This is my sponge.
14:43 You've cleaned it so thoroughly.
14:47 - You've done a great job. - You didn't pay me.
14:50 You're trapped here.
14:52 You'll get beaten up.
14:55 Why don't you hire a beautician?
14:58 I bought these three sponges for $100 from Dubai.
15:02 - How much? - For $100.
15:04 You were going to ruin them.
15:05 You gave them to me. I'll get you a new sponge.
15:07 Aunt, what you did was very unfair.
15:10 - He's not ready. - Sir, I'll give you the receipt.
15:13 We're blind. He's not ready.
15:14 - He's not ready at all. - Yes.
15:17 He's a fool. It's his wedding.
15:20 - You should've paid him a little. - Hold on.
15:23 I'm sorry to say that you've bought a makeup for Rs. 100,000
15:27 - and you didn't do anything. - You didn't do anything.
15:28 Hold on. I'll do an exercise of transformation in my parlour.
15:32 I've a picture of before and after.
15:34 - Show me. - No.
15:36 - Show me. - Listen to me.
15:37 It's my wedding today. I'm ready.
15:39 My girlfriend has gone home three times and brought a stamp.
15:42 I request you.
15:44 - I'll give you the receipt. - Yes, sir.
15:46 I won't believe it because I know everything.
15:49 What did I do? You're the one who's trapped.
15:52 My friend has gone to Patina without a denture.
15:55 I'll give you a bill. You should be my mother
15:59 if you don't believe me.
16:01 - Shall I show you the picture of before? - Yes.
16:05 - Shall I? - Yes.
16:06 - Final decision. - Show me.
16:08 Show me.
16:09 - Look at it. - Yes.
16:11 - Are you ready? - Yes.
16:13 This is Yadavi.
16:14 Is there a difference between your mother and me?
16:18 Ladies and gentlemen, we'll take a short break.
16:25 We'll meet again after the break.
16:26 Are you scared of water in your dreams?
16:29 - No. - No.
16:30 I've seen water in different forms.
16:32 I've seen it in different forms.
16:32 Some water is sweet and some is lemon.
16:34 Sir, I've seen water boiling in front of me.
16:38 - It's boiling. - It's boiling.
16:40 I've seen it a couple of times in my dreams.
16:42 - The water is boiling. - Yes.
16:44 I cut the car and went to buy eggs.
16:46 Welcome back, viewers.
16:53 - Yes, Irza. - Mr. Haroon, I knew
16:54 I had to go to the audience.
16:55 But I'm worried.
16:57 I'm worried that I should find a solution to this first.
17:01 Tell me. What is it?
17:02 Mr. Charlie told me during the break
17:04 - that there's a problem. - What is it?
17:06 He dreams of water.
17:08 He's dead. His body is still on the road.
17:10 It's not surprising.
17:14 His body is in the bathroom.
17:16 Although he dreams of water, he should have it.
17:20 But no.
17:22 - There's a problem, Mr. Charlie. - What?
17:25 Don't talk about water.
17:26 You talked about water in front of me a thousand times.
17:29 - Mr. Charlie, there's a problem. - What?
17:33 If you see water in your dreams, you'll become a fool.
17:36 First, ask him what form he sees water in.
17:40 - Yes. - Yes.
17:41 - I'm serious. - Yes, I understand.
17:43 I told Mr. Agha and Mr. Aaba that water is behind me.
17:47 - Okay. - I'm running. Water is behind me.
17:49 Okay, Charlie, don't talk about water.
17:51 There's a swimmer behind you.
17:53 Do you get scared of water in your dreams?
17:56 - No, I don't. - No.
17:57 I've seen water in different forms.
17:59 I've seen it in different forms.
18:00 Some are white, some are lemon.
18:01 Sir, I've seen water boiling in front of me.
18:05 - Boiling? - Yes.
18:07 I've seen it a couple of times in my dreams.
18:09 - The water is boiling. - Yes.
18:11 It cuts the road and goes to the other side.
18:13 How many forms of water are there?
18:17 - The cream has added light to it. - What cream?
18:19 There's dirty water, clean water..
18:21 - No, not dirty. - There's dirty water, green water..
18:23 - There's water. - There's water.
18:24 I've seen it in my dreams.
18:27 Tell me about green water.
18:28 There's water in two seas.
18:31 One is blue and the other is green.
18:33 Is the water blue or green?
18:34 The one with the needle on it is also white.
18:37 Don't talk about the sea.
18:40 You're like a fish in a pond.
18:42 Sometimes, I get scared.
18:45 I do this..
18:46 You get scared of the pistol in the water.
18:48 No, he lifts the sheet. What do you do?
18:50 I lift the sheet and feel like I've lifted the water.
18:53 - I'm in the water. - Oh!
18:54 Sometimes, he gets scared.
18:57 - Yes. - Sometimes, he turns around and says..
18:58 .."Water, water, tear me apart."
19:01 You should listen to him.
19:03 He has told me a few dreams.
19:06 I think there's someone in Abid.
19:09 There's someone called Charlie.
19:11 - He comes with me. - Yes.
19:15 He comes home, wears a pyjama and a frock..
19:18 ..and comes to my house in a pant and shirt.
19:20 He's the one who's always ready to help.
19:24 One day, Charlie was sitting with him.
19:26 He said, "Mr. Haroon, listen to this."
19:28 I said, "I'll listen to yours first."
19:29 [ALL LAUGHING]
19:31 What happens when you wake up from a dream?
19:37 You wake up and ask for a towel.
19:39 [ALL LAUGHING]
19:41 - Now, I'll tell you what I understood. - Okay.
19:44 I'm talking about actors.
19:48 In dreams, there's either water or mercury.
19:52 - I see. - People from the Western Hemisphere..
19:55 ..get more mercury in their dreams.
19:57 That's because they put themselves..
20:01 - ..in a character. - In a character.
20:04 So, it's the same with water.
20:07 It's the same with mercury.
20:08 The moment you put it in a vessel..
20:11 ..it will take on the same shape.
20:13 Robin Williams used to dream a lot about water.
20:17 Roger Moore used to dream a lot about water.
20:19 He'll dream about it. He won't dream about it.
20:21 [ALL LAUGHING]
20:22 - I don't know what your dream is. - Yes.
20:24 But I've seen a lot of people in dreams.
20:26 [ALL LAUGHING]
20:27 When we're sleeping, we feel like we've fallen from somewhere.
20:31 - Yes, right. - What's that?
20:33 The reason is that your brain never sleeps.
20:36 People say that they didn't sleep at night.
20:39 - They kept thinking. - Yes.
20:41 Actually, the longer you sleep with your eyes closed..
20:45 ..your brain keeps thinking something.
20:49 When you say that you didn't sleep..
20:52 ..your memory has become sharp.
20:54 - Yes. - Your memory has become so sharp..
20:57 ..that it remembers all your thoughts of the night.
21:00 - Wow. - Same goes with the dream.
21:03 You keep dreaming all night.
21:05 You keep dreaming all night.
21:08 You say that you had a dream at night.
21:11 This is a moment called the rapid eye moment.
21:15 Your eyes start shaking when someone sees you.
21:18 You're dreaming.
21:20 Some people say that.
21:22 - Okay. - No.
21:24 - Yes. - Yes.
21:26 A servant boy scared me many times at night.
21:29 - Yes. - He kept sleeping.
21:31 [SNORING]
21:32 I said, "It's okay."
21:35 [ALL LAUGHING]
21:36 I woke up and asked him what he was saying.
21:38 - "It's okay." - Yes.
21:39 He said, "I'm upset. I'll talk to you later."
21:43 [SNORING]
21:44 "Oh, my God!"
21:47 [ALL LAUGHING]
21:48 - Okay, these dialogues.. - Yes.
21:50 ..are from Mr. Agah. He's narrating it to us.
21:53 [ALL LAUGHING]
21:55 When you're on the sofa, not everyone can hear you.
22:01 - Yes. - No.
22:02 I can't sleep on the sofa.
22:06 - Only he can tell you. - You're right.
22:08 - Yes. - Mr. Agah is like a boy who goes to the doctor and says,
22:12 "My friend has a problem."
22:13 [ALL LAUGHING]
22:15 I hit him with 500 more shoes.
22:18 The boy says, "One more time."
22:19 [ALL LAUGHING]
22:21 Mr. Arun, I was left out of the conversation.
22:25 Okay.
22:26 We were saying that when you're sleeping,
22:28 try to do the same in life.
22:30 If you keep your legs in the same position,
22:32 you'll fall asleep in a while.
22:34 You lie down at night. Your whole body doesn't sleep.
22:37 Your legs, hands and feet are in the same position
22:39 but you're not sleeping.
22:40 The reason for that is that your brain
22:42 is functioning your whole body in a special way.
22:45 Your brain is feeling that you're not breathing properly.
22:49 The reason for that is that your breathing
22:52 relaxes a little when you sleep.
22:55 - Yes. - When you hear snoring,
22:57 you hear that when it relaxes, it makes a noise.
23:00 - Yes. - It doesn't stay tight.
23:01 When it makes a noise, we call it snoring.
23:04 When it relaxes, it shows you in your dream
23:08 that there's someone sitting on your chest.
23:10 - Yes. - You wake up to wake him up.
23:12 - He has tricked you. - Yes.
23:14 He changed the carpet to wake you up.
23:16 - You couldn't breathe properly. - No, sir.
23:18 - He was trying to wake you up. - What?
23:20 He said that he felt that someone was sitting on his chest
23:23 and he got up and started snoring.
23:24 Mr. Agha, when you go for a performance,
23:27 you're not supposed to sit on someone's chest.
23:29 - Really? - Sir, the day I sit on his chest,
23:32 the show will be shut for 10 days.
23:33 - The day Agha sits on his chest.. - Yes.
23:38 ..he'll feel that there's a sticker on the bed sheet.
23:40 Then he'll feel that there's someone sitting on his chest.
23:44 - When he asked you why you sat on his chest.. - Yes.
23:47 He said that the house is so small.
23:48 There's no other place to sit.
23:49 But this is actually a condition called sleep paralysis.
23:54 - That's different. - No.
23:55 - The one we were talking about.. - Yes, this one.
23:57 The one we were talking about has this condition.
23:59 - You're a bad person. - No.
24:01 - It feels like a jinn has come. - Yes.
24:05 And you can try as much as you want.
24:07 - You can't move your arms and legs. - You can't move.
24:10 - And you can't make a sound. - Yes.
24:12 - You can't call for help. - Even if you're calling out for help,
24:15 - you can't call for help. - Yes, sleep paralysis.
24:17 - Yes. - It happens. It happens to people.
24:19 And it's a very dangerous thing to feel.
24:22 But Mr. Haroon, I've heard that when you're very tired,
24:26 it can happen to anyone.
24:28 Okay, we're trying to find the trigger points for this.
24:31 But we haven't found the trigger points yet.
24:33 No, it is related to stress. It is stress related.
24:36 If a person is going through a difficult time in life
24:40 or if he's in pain, there's a possibility that he'll experience it.
24:44 - It's like migraines. - Yes.
24:46 Some people get it from the bright light, some from the perfume.
24:49 But not a single thing can be applied to all humans
24:53 that migraines are caused by this.
24:55 Similarly, the sleep paralysis that you're talking about
24:58 is very bad and scary to experience.
25:01 But the good thing is that it's not life-threatening.
25:05 It doesn't do anything.
25:06 It's not a mental disorder.
25:08 So it's okay.
25:09 It's not a law. I think we've all done FRCS.
25:14 You were answering my question.
25:18 Your question is that a person feels like he's going to fall at night.
25:20 Yes, he's falling.
25:21 What you do with people all day, you fall at night.
25:25 That's your answer.
25:28 Those who wish to sleep at night,
25:36 they should be careful that they don't wake up their relatives.
25:39 Some people sleep all night.
25:42 They sit next to them and talk.
25:44 Once I was forced to do so.
25:46 I slept with Saeeda.
25:47 She said, "I remember all the things you said against me."
25:50 Can I tell you something?
25:51 If someone is sleeping, why is he sitting next to him all night?
25:55 What else?
25:56 He's been sitting here since he woke up.
26:00 The water is so scary.
26:04 Before you sleep, you'll get a runny nose.
26:08 You said that some people are sleeping.
26:12 We talked to them.
26:14 We woke up in the morning and told them that we heard them.
26:16 Today I'll tell you something very surprising.
26:19 Open your ears.
26:20 Open your ears and listen to the reason.
26:22 That's the reason.
26:22 I'll tell you a big reason.
26:24 It's a secret.
26:25 Thank you, sir.
26:27 They were awake at night.
26:28 Wow!
26:30 I often fly in my dreams.
26:32 What does it mean to fly?
26:35 It means something else.
26:37 Okay.
26:38 The reason for the dream is something else.
26:40 I didn't tell you the meaning.
26:42 Okay.
26:42 I told you the reason.
26:44 I proved that many actors had such dreams.
26:47 Because they put themselves in a character.
26:50 Now let's talk about you.
26:51 It happens with those people
26:54 who feel that they were far behind in life
26:59 and they have come a long way.
27:01 In coming a long way, my friends, relatives,
27:05 people around me, my classmates,
27:08 have I come a long way or not?
27:11 They often dream that they are flying very high
27:15 and the rest are below.
27:16 Mr. Haroon, he says that in dreams,
27:19 everyone is branded.
27:20 I say, it's the same with our colour.
27:22 But Mr. Haroon, I have a problem.
27:25 What?
27:25 I can't bear it.
27:27 What?
27:28 Mr. Agha said that we feel disgusted.
27:31 When a person is sleeping on the sofa,
27:35 we can take their pictures,
27:37 we can click them and expose them.
27:39 We can make them viral.
27:40 We can make them viral.
27:40 Why did you say that to Irza?
27:42 In which all the teeth of his teeth are visible.
27:45 Exactly.
27:45 Eew!
27:46 You have permission.
27:48 Listen.
27:49 You can make pictures and make them viral.
27:52 After that, you don't have any objection on me.
27:55 As soon as I come here,
28:00 I will make your pictures before the make-up room.
28:04 I will make them viral.
28:05 Oh!
28:07 Then no one will believe that they are the same.
28:10 The thing is that the most punctual people of the show
28:15 are Irza and Mr. Agha.
28:17 They come before everyone.
28:18 Excuse me.
28:19 You also come.
28:20 I come before both of them.
28:22 Both of them come.
28:22 She cleans the place.
28:24 I want to ask Mr. Danish
28:26 why he didn't second me.
28:28 I come before everyone.
28:29 Okay, all three of them come first.
28:30 Mr. Danish, sorry.
28:32 How can Mr. Danish second you?
28:34 Because he comes second.
28:35 Mr. Danish, you are coming with a date at 4.45.
28:38 The first people to come are Arzu, Irza and Mr. Agha.
28:46 And I am also there.
28:47 Because Irza and I come together.
28:48 And I am also there because Irza and I..
28:50 Sorry, he is also there.
28:51 Because Irza and he come together.
28:52 We and Mr. Agha also come together.
28:54 What?
28:55 This is wrong.
28:56 What is wrong?
28:57 Then who is late?
28:58 This is right.
28:59 Everyone comes with Mr. Agha.
29:01 I saved one day.
29:03 Because Mr. Agha comes first.
29:04 He sleeps on the sofa.
29:06 Sometimes he falls down
29:09 because he has a heavy head.
29:10 And his face is open.
29:11 So the boys..
29:12 He came twice or thrice.
29:14 And said that his head is bent.
29:15 One day, our DOP Mr. Numan..
29:20 Yes.
29:20 He was bringing a block of ice.
29:22 I asked him why he was bringing it.
29:24 He said that it shouldn't spoil.
29:25 And he didn't get down from the parado.
29:29 Yes.
29:30 He brought his employee and said
29:31 that he will bring the block of ice.
29:33 Viewers, there is a small break.
29:39 We will meet after the break.
29:40 My question is..
29:42 Mr. Salim Tarbela..
29:44 Albela.
29:47 Not Tarbela.
29:48 These things are not allowed in Tarbela.
29:50 He asked me an old question.
29:52 Yes.
29:53 He said that boys sit with their boyfriends
29:55 and don't break their neck.
29:57 [LAUGHTER]
29:59 [MUSIC PLAYING]
30:02 Welcome back, viewers.
30:03 In the last segment, he didn't let me answer your question.
30:07 Yes.
30:07 When you or anyone dreams that he is falling from somewhere
30:11 I am not telling you the meaning.
30:13 I am telling you the reason.
30:14 No.
30:14 This happens when a person feels
30:17 that there is nothing in his life that is out of his control.
30:21 Yes.
30:22 It can be a business.
30:23 It can be a job.
30:24 It can be a family issue.
30:26 It can be a husband issue.
30:27 Husband?
30:27 [LAUGHTER]
30:29 It can be a husband issue.
30:30 It can be a health issue.
30:31 It can be a health issue.
30:32 If you feel that you are helpless..
30:34 Right.
30:35 ..then people often dream about this.
30:37 Mr. Haroon, our audience..
30:39 I have come to know that they are very talented.
30:42 Who told you?
30:43 The audience told me that they are very talented.
30:46 So, you have to talk to us.
30:47 We will talk to you.
30:48 Yes.
30:49 Greetings.
30:50 Greetings.
30:51 My name is Zohaib.
30:52 Okay.
30:52 My question is to Mr. Agha.
30:54 Wow.
30:55 Wow.
30:55 Sir, your hair style..
30:58 Yes.
30:58 ..was like this before marriage or after marriage?
31:01 Wow.
31:02 [LAUGHTER]
31:05 It was like this before my marriage.
31:08 [LAUGHTER]
31:09 It was half before and half after.
31:11 [LAUGHTER]
31:12 No. No. It was like this from the beginning.
31:15 Okay.
31:15 It was there from the time you were born.
31:16 [LAUGHTER]
31:18 Yes. It was there from the time I was born.
31:20 I was a baby.
31:21 [LAUGHTER]
31:22 It was there from the time I was born.
31:23 I was in love with my aunt's head.
31:24 [LAUGHTER]
31:26 Was it your moon?
31:27 No. No. It was not my moon.
31:28 It was my lap.
31:29 [LAUGHTER]
31:31 I sang two songs in Pakistan.
31:33 [LAUGHTER]
31:37 Next.
31:38 Greetings.
31:39 My name is Mohammad Abdullah.
31:40 I want to recite a poem.
31:42 Please recite it.
31:44 Yes.
31:44 "I may come but your letters.."
31:47 "..are like the people of Kufa."
31:49 Wow.
31:51 Wow.
31:52 Wow.
31:54 Wow.
31:55 Very good.
31:57 "Why don't the people who think I am poisonous.."
31:59 "..eat me and kill me?"
32:01 [LAUGHTER]
32:05 Next.
32:06 Greetings, sir.
32:08 My name is Usama.
32:09 My question is to Mr. Salim Tarbela.
32:13 [LAUGHTER]
32:15 Albela.
32:16 Not Tarbela.
32:16 Tarbela is the one who does all these things.
32:18 [LAUGHTER]
32:19 My old question.
32:21 Yes.
32:22 He only says this to his lover.
32:23 "Don't break the pot."
32:25 [LAUGHTER]
32:28 Sir, please tell me your name.
32:30 And second, you are from China.
32:32 I think you are..
32:34 I speak in Chinese.
32:35 Yes.
32:36 I want to explain it.
32:37 Nihao.
32:38 Nihao.
32:38 [SPEAKING CHINESE]
32:41 Don't do this.
32:43 [LAUGHTER]
32:44 Next.
32:45 Greetings, sir.
32:46 Greetings.
32:47 My name is Adnan.
32:49 I want to sing a song for you.
32:51 Please.
32:52 [SINGING]
32:57 [SINGING]
33:02 [SINGING]
33:17 [SINGING]
33:27 [SINGING]
33:37 [APPLAUSE]
33:38 [SPEAKING HINDI]
33:42 [LAUGHTER]
33:43 [SPEAKING HINDI]
33:46 [SPEAKING HINDI]
33:48 [SPEAKING HINDI]
33:50 [SPEAKING HINDI]
33:52 [LAUGHTER]
33:54 [SPEAKING HINDI]
34:01 [APPLAUSE]
34:03 [SPEAKING HINDI]
34:05 [LAUGHTER]
34:07 [SPEAKING HINDI]
34:08 [SINGING]
34:23 [APPLAUSE]
34:27 [SPEAKING HINDI]
34:32 [LAUGHTER]
34:34 Next.
34:35 [SPEAKING HINDI]
34:37 [SPEAKING HINDI]
34:41 [LAUGHTER]
34:45 [SPEAKING HINDI]
34:51 [LAUGHTER]
34:55 [SPEAKING HINDI]
35:00 [LAUGHTER]
35:05 [SPEAKING HINDI]
35:09 [SPEAKING HINDI]
35:14 [LAUGHTER]
35:15 [SPEAKING HINDI]
35:18 [LAUGHTER]
35:20 [SPEAKING HINDI]
35:22 [SPEAKING HINDI]
35:25 [LAUGHTER]
35:26 [SPEAKING HINDI]
35:29 [SPEAKING HINDI]
35:33 [LAUGHTER]
35:34 [SPEAKING HINDI]
35:36 [SPEAKING HINDI]
35:39 [LAUGHTER]
35:41 [SPEAKING HINDI]
35:45 [MUSIC PLAYING]