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00:00 So who are you?
00:11 Emmett.
00:13 Okay, Emmett.
00:16 Did you bail me out of jail?
00:19 Yeah.
00:20 Why?
00:21 Oh, I wanted to show you my hat.
00:25 Dude wasn't my bail like $20,000?
00:26 22.
00:27 So do you like my hat?
00:39 I mean not really.
00:42 It's fine.
00:43 It's like okay.
00:44 I'm hungry.
00:45 I'm hungry.
00:50 You want to grab something to eat?
00:59 Hello guys.
01:00 What can I get started for you?
01:05 Hi, I'll just have the usual.
01:08 Do I know you?
01:10 No.
01:11 Right.
01:13 That's what I thought.
01:14 So how would I know what your usual is?
01:17 No, the usual.
01:18 It's on the menu.
01:19 It's a smoked turkey bacon sandwich.
01:23 Right.
01:25 I'm so sorry.
01:27 I completely forgot that's what we call that.
01:29 No, no.
01:30 That's okay.
01:31 Yeah.
01:32 Great.
01:57 And what can I get you to drink?
02:00 Whatever will get you out of my face, please.
02:02 Excuse me, sir.
02:03 I don't know if you're trying to be funny, but I just...
02:06 No, no.
02:07 It's on the menu.
02:08 It's just a water with a lemon.
02:11 Oh, I am so sorry again.
02:13 I completely forgot.
02:16 Nobody really orders that, so it's really easy to forget.
02:18 No, no.
02:19 That's fine.
02:20 Yeah.
02:21 Great.
02:22 I'll be right back.
02:23 Is that good?
02:46 And I'm just going to need to see some ID for that.
02:51 For water?
02:52 Yeah.
02:53 According to company policy, the manager wants us to start checking ID for all water-based
02:57 products.
02:58 Yeah, yeah.
02:59 That's fine.
03:00 Do you have some ID?
03:01 Is everything okay?
03:02 Yeah.
03:03 I'm just going to need to see some ID for that.
03:04 Yeah.
03:05 I'm just going to need to see some ID for that.
03:06 Yeah.
03:07 I'm just going to need to see some ID for that.
03:08 Yeah.
03:09 I'm just going to need to see some ID for that.
03:10 Yeah.
03:11 I'm just going to need to see some ID for that.
03:12 Yeah.
03:13 I'm just going to need to see some ID for that.
03:14 Yeah.
03:15 I'm just going to need to see some ID for that.
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03:19 I'm just going to need to see some ID for that.
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05:50 I'm just going to need to see some ID for that.
05:51 Yeah.
05:52 I'm just going to need to see some ID for that.
06:15 I meant, I'm here to check in to a room.
06:20 Look, my friend, the person I know, booked us a room here.
06:28 He booked us a room here for the night.
06:30 Oh.
06:31 I'll grab my manager.
06:32 I'll be right back.
06:33 Hello, sir.
06:53 How can I help you?
06:54 Hi.
06:55 I'm just here to check in.
06:56 Room for--
06:57 Oh, thanks for asking.
06:58 I'm doing very well.
07:00 Whoa.
07:01 This place is awesome.
07:02 Oops.
07:03 I'm just going to go check in.
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07:45 I didn't even know the main crock pot was this tiny.
07:47 Crock pot?
07:50 What crock pot?
07:55 Oh, the one that's plugged into the wall over there.
07:59 The tiny one.
08:00 Emmett, that's not a crock pot.
08:03 That's candle wax.
08:04 Oh my god, you didn't...
08:07 You didn't dip your chips in that, right?
08:14 Then what crock pot are you talking about?
08:17 Me?
08:20 Yes.
08:22 I didn't say anything.
08:25 Okay, okay, yeah, just to be sure, you definitely can't eat out of that.
08:31 Emmett?
08:33 Where did half the candle wax go?
08:37 I dumped it out.
08:40 I threw it away.
08:41 I dumped it out.
08:43 It was way too smelly.
08:44 Have you checked out the bathroom?
08:48 Did you eat the candle wax, Emmett?
08:50 No.
08:56 No.
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