When Maggie sets fire to the kitchen, her recently-single son, Arthur moves back into the family home where eccentric Ma | dHNfcWlxRmx1M1N0aUU
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00:00 Orange, root vegetable, six letters.
00:04 Carrot.
00:05 That's it!
00:06 Glad you're doing the crossword, Mum.
00:08 No, it's my shopping list.
00:09 Arthur's been very lonely.
00:13 You should see the amount of coconut oil he's been going through.
00:17 Where are you?
00:20 Well, we're at a goat farm.
00:22 What the hell are you doing at a goat farm?
00:24 You're not kicking me out of my own home, Arthur.
00:27 It's an assisted living village, Mum.
00:29 This place has happy hour.
00:30 Yeah, and I bet the other 23 are just miserable.
00:33 Mum, we talked about this.
00:37 Did we?
00:38 How many people have died in here?
00:40 Oh my God.
00:41 Wait.
00:42 What a silly old chook.
00:46 [Chook noises]
00:49 Hey! Holy moly!
00:52 Wherever you go, Dad goes.
00:58 I'm getting a bit concerned about some of the decisions you're making, Mum.
01:01 Like bequeathing your whole estate to the Cactus and Succulent Appreciation Society.
01:06 We may be ancient, but we're still sexy.
01:11 I bit off more than I can chew.
01:15 Then chew harder.
01:16 Yes!
01:17 You haven't even mentioned my new mo.
01:19 It's hideous.
01:20 He doesn't have normal urges.
01:22 What does that even mean?
01:23 You've got no urges.
01:25 No urges.
01:26 My friends who want a donor.
01:28 You little beauty.
01:30 No one's going to tick the 'I'm a psychopath' box, are they?
01:32 Oh, Arthur would.
01:34 Mum!
01:35 [Screams]
01:37 Don't be a no party arty.
01:40 Yeah, no party arty.
01:42 [Laughs]
01:43 Looks like it's just you and me, Mum.
01:45 Oh, believe me, Arthur.
01:47 That's more than enough.
01:49 [Music]
01:54 [Music fades]
01:59 [BLANK_AUDIO]