Memes To Watch BEFORE The FNAF Movie...
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00:00 *Sounds of a car crashing*
00:03 *Screaming*
00:06 I always come on your back.
00:09 *Music*
00:22 You must be the new security guard.
00:24 Can I help you, officer?
00:26 Have you met them yet?
00:27 *Suspense*
00:30 Met who?
00:31 Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth.
00:34 I'm feeling romantical.
00:37 *Music*
00:39 *Screaming*
00:42 *Music*
00:47 *Chewing*
00:51 *Burp*
00:53 Excuse me!
00:54 *Music*
01:00 *Screaming*
01:02 *Music*
01:09 Did you put Freddy's little top hat on eBay?
01:13 What the frick, man?
01:15 You can't put that on eBay. Where did you hide it?
01:17 Where did you hide it? I saw it missing a day ago.
01:20 Where did you freaking hide it, dude?
01:22 Why are you selling it on eBay, my guy?
01:24 Don't you dare sell it on eBay.
01:26 The boss is gonna be mad at me, dog.
01:28 Why do you want to see me suffer?
01:30 *Music*
01:39 Cause we are gonna win tonight because of Jimmy Bucket.
01:42 He's gonna make us win. He's gonna beat those nuggets.
01:44 Watch, he's gonna eat them up. Nom nom nom nom nom.
01:46 *Music*
01:50 *Music*
01:52 It's one animal that I don't need to sneak up on.
01:56 This extraordinary creature is half blind, half deaf, and this is just about as fast as it can move.
02:06 That's what's gonna happen to you if you live on nothing but leaves.
02:12 Any predator could attack it and it doesn't have the spirit.
02:16 *Music*
02:24 I go into my bedroom and I look inside my fish tank.
02:28 Oh no, what has happened?
02:31 My sea monkeys have turned into rabbit heads.
02:33 And they're blue and they smell and they're looking at me very evilly.
02:38 I'm going to go to the bathroom and tip them in the toilet.
02:42 Oh no, I'm thirsty. I take a drink.
02:46 *Slurping*
02:48 And now they're inside my belly.
02:50 And now I'm dead.
02:52 *Silence*
03:02 *Loud noise*
03:05 *Door opening*
03:06 Say hello.
03:08 Oh, Pootie Stein.
03:10 *Squish*
03:12 Come on, he's not that weird.
03:14 *Squish*
03:16 *Squish*
03:18 *Squish*
03:20 *Squish*
03:22 *Squish*
03:24 *Squish*
03:26 *Squish*
03:28 *Squish*
03:30 *Squish*
03:32 Okay, he's weird.
03:34 *Squish*
03:42 *Music*
03:48 *Music*
03:56 Tell them. Tell them the truth.
03:59 *Muffled noises*
04:07 *Music*
04:12 *Music*
04:15 *Music*
04:22 *Singing*
04:32 *Music*
04:45 *Door slamming*
04:51 *Door slamming*
04:52 Ahoy!
04:54 *Squeak*
04:56 *Music*
05:00 Oh my god, bro.
05:01 Oh, hell no, man.
05:03 What the fuck, man?
05:04 I invited this guy.
05:05 Get your ass on, boy.
05:07 *Screaming*
05:08 *Muffled*
05:10 *Music*
05:17 Look at this cute little plushie of a rusty metal animatronic haunted by the soul of a child whose head was bitten by a robot in 1987.
05:23 Happy birthday, Tommy.
05:25 Nice.
05:28 Hi.
05:29 Hi.
05:30 Thanks, balloon boy, for the assist.
05:31 I'm gonna high-five you later before I punch you in the face.
05:34 And then I'm gonna punch you in the face some more, just 'cause I don't like ya.
05:37 And then I'm gonna hug ya.
05:41 *Music*
05:49 *Music*
05:52 *Singing*
06:02 *Singing*
06:12 *Singing*
06:18 *Singing*
06:23 *Singing*
06:28 *Singing*
06:36 I'm alive.
06:37 I'm dead.
06:38 I'm watching TV.
06:39 I'm looking at you.
06:40 Fuck you.
06:41 I'm dead again.
06:42 I'm up.
06:43 I can run faster than a bitch around the house.