Jhansi Ki Rani Malaika, Apni Guard Arzoo Or General Rose Amanat Ke Sath Bani Time Machine Ki Mehman
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00:00 "Wake up, wake up."
00:02 Welcome back, viewers.
00:04 Now, it's time for our segment, Time Machine.
00:06 Wow!
00:07 There's a woman who wrote her place in history
00:11 with her passion and courage.
00:15 Wow!
00:17 Thank God, this guy remembers a historical woman.
00:20 Aren't they both from Romeo and Juliet?
00:22 No, no. What does Romeo and Juliet have to do with blood?
00:24 They wrote a love story. They also stabbed each other.
00:27 No, they wrote a love story.
00:30 But the problem is, what is Romeo and Juliet?
00:34 You committed suicide because you love her.
00:36 I've told you a thousand times.
00:37 Why a thousand times?
00:38 Tell him a hundred times in front of his face.
00:40 The more your face is yours, the more you talk.
00:44 Hmm?
00:45 Before we move on to our segment,
00:49 why don't we call that woman?
00:51 Yes, sir. - Absolutely, sir.
00:52 That woman is the one who fought a war against the British,
00:55 against the colonial powers,
00:59 and like a man, she was very smart.
01:01 And you all often use her name in your sentences.
01:06 Jhansi ki Rani.
01:08 Wow!
01:09 Sir, she has been in a lot of movies.
01:11 Yes. - This sentence should be like
01:13 not a man's smartness, but a man's smartness.
01:16 If a woman is a little brave, she is called
01:18 Eddie Tu Jhansi ki Rani.
01:20 Jhansi ki Rani.
01:21 Talk quickly, because I'm getting bored.
01:24 I remember a movie.
01:29 So, should we call Jhansi ki Rani?
01:30 Yes, sir. - Yes, call her.
01:32 Yes, call her.
01:33 Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you
01:38 Rani Lakshmi Bai.
01:40 Hey!
01:43 Where is the white man?
01:45 What? - Who?
01:46 Where is the white man?
01:48 White? - There is no white man here.
01:49 I can see that.
01:51 He is not British.
01:53 He is white.
01:54 He is not your enemy.
01:57 Oh!
01:58 I didn't say anything to you, boy.
02:01 What did I say?
02:03 Did you understand?
02:04 We didn't hear you, you must have said something.
02:08 No, I didn't say anything.
02:09 I was talking to you, so I said something.
02:12 You didn't come in my way, boy.
02:16 Today I will..
02:17 Where is the white man? - No!
02:19 Hello! - Hello!
02:21 No, I won't let you kill my Charlie.
02:23 Tell me, I'm not white, my colour is white.
02:27 I agree, you are white.
02:29 You have seen me so close.
02:33 Rani Lakshmi Bai, if you try to kill him
02:38 you will have to go through the corpse of a cow.
02:40 Hello!
02:41 He is a white man, he will have to go through it.
02:45 The way I am, I am safe.
02:50 Oh, God! - Who is it?
02:56 Mr. Rani, I have brought Rose.
02:58 This is Rose's shop.
03:01 I will teach him a lesson.
03:04 No, no, no, look here.
03:06 Don't do anything here.
03:07 This is our comedy show, we entertain people.
03:11 I think the wedding procession has already started.
03:14 Mr. Haroon, only the one we call can come through the time machine.
03:18 Hey, don't talk too much.
03:20 Mr. Rani, if you want
03:25 I can kill this man.
03:27 Ramzan, get my gun.
03:30 He is scared.
03:32 Are you Rose? - Yes.
03:35 She is the one. - Who?
03:37 The one who asked him to get out of the palace.
03:40 Right. - Oh, God!
03:41 Sir, I told you, he is just cursing.
03:44 I didn't get the chair.
03:47 I will get the chair. - Rose, I will leave my area.
03:51 I will teach you a lesson.
03:55 Jhansi's queen.
03:56 Keep your area to yourself.
03:57 Tell me where is Sona?
03:59 Mr. Rani, please sit.
04:05 So that I can introduce you.
04:07 Oh, this is the queen.
04:08 The chair is not open.
04:09 The sword is not so sharp that a big boy can cut it.
04:13 Do you think women are weak?
04:15 No, no, no.
04:17 I think she is a sword-sharp.
04:19 General Rose wrote in his final report
04:22 that Jhansi's queen was very beautiful.
04:24 Yes, yes. The one who fought against her
04:26 is the one who praises the enemy.
04:28 So she praised that she was not only beautiful..
04:31 She is beautiful.
04:31 No, no, at the end of this war, you will leave this world.
04:34 Then stay here and don't go back.
04:37 You are my queen.
04:39 You cannot talk without my permission.
04:41 Mother-in-law.
04:42 Queen.
04:43 You are very arrogant.
04:44 Queen, queen, queen.
04:47 She was four years old when her mother-in-law died.
04:51 So the leaders of that area who raised her..
04:54 Let's say the prime minister of that area, of that state.
04:57 Nana sir raised her.
04:59 And he raised her with men, with children, with boys.
05:04 He taught her sword fighting, horse riding.
05:07 And he used to call her Chabili with love.
05:10 And she used to do steeple chaise very well.
05:12 So, Mr. Haroon, how did she become a queen?
05:14 She became a queen in such a way
05:15 that the area of Jhansi was not yet under the control of the whites.
05:19 Okay.
05:20 They wanted her to come.
05:21 Her king was childless.
05:23 And he knew that this woman
05:27 who is being raised by Nana sir
05:29 has the qualities of a great warrior.
05:34 So, the child she will have will become a heir.
05:37 Because it was a law of the British
05:39 that if someone's child is not born, of a king
05:43 and if someone is not his heir,
05:44 then that state will take the white.
05:46 Ah!
05:48 This is called the doctrine of lapses.
05:49 This is called the doctrine of lapses.
05:50 Just like your show is top rated,
05:52 our queen is top rated on TikTok.
05:55 Oh, she is also on TikTok? - Yes.
05:58 Pushpa, you are the third queen.
05:59 Come, my friend.
06:01 So, she gave birth to a child.
06:07 Oh, she got married to her king.
06:09 She got married to Gangadhar.
06:11 Her child was four months old and died.
06:14 Oh!
06:16 So, the king took it to his heart
06:18 that he will also die after a few days.
06:20 But before dying, she adopted her cousin's child.
06:25 She used to raise him.
06:26 And she was such a great fighter
06:29 that she used to tie her child to her back and fight in the war.
06:33 And his name was Nimoda.
06:35 Yes.
06:36 His name was Damodar.
06:37 Damodar.
06:38 He is famous because
06:40 in that era, when men couldn't tolerate
06:44 women leading them
06:46 or women talking in a gathering,
06:48 the day the king died,
06:52 she went and sat on the throne.
06:55 Wow!
06:56 Everyone was surprised at her action.
06:59 And she announced on the throne
07:02 which is mentioned in many books of history.
07:04 It is a famous sentence.
07:06 'I will not give my Jhansi.'
07:09 Your words make me feel that you are interested in the queen.
07:11 Is it true?
07:13 What are my other qualities that you didn't tell me?
07:15 I don't know.
07:17 What qualities?
07:19 I am fast in horse riding.
07:21 Wow! - I am fast in sword fighting.
07:23 Wow!
07:24 I am fast in flying a kite.
07:26 Which kite do you fly?
07:28 Eight pavas.
07:29 Eight pavas?
07:30 Eight pavas? - Yes.
07:31 Is that a kite?
07:32 Eight pavas?
07:33 Is it a kite? - I mean, eight pavas.
07:35 Try to guess.
07:36 You fly eight pavas?
07:39 Yes. - Who gives you the khani?
07:40 A boy like you gives me the khani.
07:42 Yes!
07:43 Ask the last question.
07:47 The queen doesn't have much time.
07:49 Hey, moustache man!
07:50 My last question is that when you were leaving the world
07:53 and you were fighting against the British,
07:54 you fought well.
07:55 The most important thing is that
07:56 the general told her that
07:59 the queen has 5,000 to 6,000 soldiers
08:02 and she has 40,000 soldiers.
08:03 We can't fight.
08:04 She was the first one
08:06 who fought with the women
08:10 holding swords.
08:12 Wow! - And her army of 5,000 to 6,000
08:14 was about 12,000 to 15,000.
08:16 She fought with courage.
08:18 And she died in that battle.
08:22 And before she died, when you said
08:24 that the British shouldn't even get my body,
08:27 you set me on fire immediately.
08:30 And before she died, you held your necklace.
08:33 Who did you want to give it to?
08:35 No, we were bothering her.
08:36 We were getting annoyed.
08:39 I wanted to give this necklace to the child
08:43 whom I adopted.
08:44 Damodar. - Damodar.
08:46 Wow!
08:47 You got Damodar.
08:49 After her death, the area was taken by the British.
08:53 Yes, it was taken by them.
08:54 The way you see it today,
08:56 they have a lot of wealth
08:57 and their morality is very high.
09:00 And this is it. And that is nothing.
09:01 They took everything from here.
09:03 Brother, you are so talkative that you get paid?
09:05 Yes.
09:07 Then shall we go?
09:09 One last thing. - Yes.
09:11 I am going to stab him in the neck.
09:13 Why are you asking him? Ask me.
09:15 Rani. - Yes.
09:17 Shall I stab him in the neck?
09:19 Say the last sentence in English
09:21 before you stab him.
09:22 I am stuck. I think the English is stuck.
09:25 I think you should make a condition for him.
09:28 If he can say a few sentences in good English
09:32 then we will spare his life.
09:33 Say it.
09:34 What should I say?
09:35 Okay, say it.
09:36 Do you want to get your neck stabbed
09:38 or do you want to get my British visa?
09:40 I keep remembering that I am a foreigner.
09:42 Say a few sentences in English.
09:45 We will pay you for the uniform.
09:46 Say it.
09:47 The visa is so difficult to get.
09:50 I don't know if I will get it or not.
09:52 He is a foreigner.
09:54 He can't speak English.
09:56 Ladies and gentlemen, we have a short break.
10:02 We will meet after the break.
10:04 My question is to Mr. Azeem Vicky.
10:05 Mr. Vicky, you are a scholar in a segment.
10:08 Have you ever faced a jinn or a witch in your life?
10:13 No, I have never faced them.
10:15 I have faced them once.
10:16 Yes.
10:16 The witch had fever for eight days.
10:18 (audience laughing)