4 Hazar Logo Mai Quaid Ka Gana Bana Hall Se Bahar Nikalne Ka Bahana, Vikky Ka Mazaq Haqeeqat Hai Yah Fasana
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00:00 "Wake up, wake up."
00:02 Welcome back, viewers.
00:04 We have with us Qaid.
00:06 Let's ask him what he has brought today.
00:08 It's very hot these days.
00:09 There's a heatwave in the country, especially in Lahore.
00:12 Yes.
00:12 So, the air-conditioning situation these days..
00:16 Yes.
00:17 I want to tell you what he says to us
00:20 when we turn on the AC in this heat.
00:23 It's very hot. I like it.
00:24 I want to say something.
00:27 He opens the fan just like he opens the AC.
00:30 Do you open the fan or do you turn it on?
00:32 We turn on the fan.
00:33 Lie.
00:34 Qaid, you're lying. I know you turn it on.
00:37 It's very hot.
00:38 The treatment for songs is not like this.
00:41 There are 2,700 people sitting in front of you.
00:43 You have to move from here to there.
00:47 Qaid, please present.
00:48 "You're making me.."
00:52 Yes, this.
00:53 "You're making me.."
00:57 Yes, this.
00:57 "You won't be able to cool the room."
01:05 "I don't know why you're doing this."
01:13 "We won't be able to cool the heat either."
01:21 "I'll miss you on the bed."
01:29 "Wherever you go."
01:34 "Sometimes in the sun."
01:38 "Sometimes as a shade."
01:42 "Sometimes burning on the floor."
01:46 "Whatever you keep."
01:50 "You'll find me in every color."
01:58 "You're making me.."
02:06 "You won't be able to cool the room."
02:14 "I don't know why you're doing this."
02:22 "We won't be able to cool the heat either."
02:31 Wow!
02:34 Qaid, try serving him.
02:37 Try filling the gas in it.
02:38 It'll work.
02:39 Try paying his bill.
02:43 He must've got a cold because of the guitar.
02:44 Qaid said that there were 4000 people at the concert.
02:52 Yes.
02:53 When he called me.
02:54 Mr. Arun, our audience has been waiting for a long time.
02:58 Let's go to them.
03:00 Let's go.
03:00 Get up.
03:01 I'll go.
03:01 Get up.
03:02 Yes, audience.
03:04 Greetings.
03:05 Greetings.
03:06 Mr. Arun, my name is Irfan.
03:07 Yes.
03:08 I have a question for you.
03:09 Yes.
03:10 If you and your team are on a boat
03:13 Yes.
03:13 and a situation arises where the boat sinks
03:16 Oh!
03:17 and the situation is such that you have to sacrifice one person
03:22 Oh!
03:23 who will you sacrifice from your team?
03:25 I have to sacrifice our show first.
03:28 Yes.
03:28 And then the show.
03:30 No, but if that happens, Mr. Arun
03:34 we'll have to sacrifice the person who is a little more unruly.
03:37 There are only two options.
03:38 One of them will be..
03:39 It's possible that he won't be able to bear it.
03:41 He'll come and throw a farwa.
03:43 Look, the show won't be made without me.
03:46 Yes.
03:47 I won't go.
03:48 Sir, he took it upon himself.
03:49 He threw these two farwas.
03:51 But you know what?
03:53 We can throw Mr. Agha.
03:54 Because if we throw him, he won't drown.
03:56 Why?
03:57 He's drowning.
03:58 You're the one who's drowning.
04:00 You understand.
04:00 Who will you sacrifice?
04:02 Yes, this is my answer.
04:04 Mr. Arun, you have to answer with your heart.
04:06 Yes, I'll answer with my heart.
04:07 And you don't have to be diplomatic.
04:08 No, I won't be diplomatic.
04:09 Look, he's a little unruly.
04:11 One thing is for sure.
04:14 The person who has come into this world
04:15 has to leave.
04:16 Yes.
04:16 And he has to go his own way.
04:18 He'll die in some ICU.
04:19 If he doesn't die accidentally.
04:21 Oh.
04:22 So, this is the opportunity
04:24 that when a person is getting this opportunity
04:26 that he can give up his life
04:29 and earn the world
04:31 and the hereafter.
04:32 That's great.
04:33 So, I'll prefer
04:35 that Mr. Agha Majid.
04:37 Yay!
04:39 Thank you for giving me the world and the hereafter.
04:43 Although, you can take it yourself.
04:45 Next.
04:48 Greetings, sir.
04:50 Greetings.
04:50 My question is for Mr. Azim Vicky.
04:52 Mr. Vicky, you're a scholar in a segment.
04:55 So, have you ever faced a jinn, a witch
04:58 or any scary thing in your life?
04:59 No, I've never faced such a thing.
05:01 I've faced it once.
05:02 Yes.
05:03 The witch had a fever for eight days.
05:04 Yay!
05:05 And I had a jinn.
05:09 Yes.
05:09 I cast her evil eye and she started shivering.
05:11 Okay, Azim, has this ever happened in your life?
05:15 Have you ever seen a witch whose legs are twisted?
05:18 Or can you hear a voice?
05:20 No, I saw her and she turned around.
05:23 Even if I have faced such a thing.
05:25 Yes.
05:26 I don't have any problem.
05:27 Why?
05:27 Whenever I go to a woman, I tell her
05:29 that I have a problem.
05:30 I tell her, 'Son, if you don't have the light.'
05:33 Yes.
05:34 'Then you're a witch.'
05:35 Yes, next.
05:39 Greetings.
05:40 My name is Sahil.
05:41 I have a question for Mr. Majid.
05:42 What is it?
05:43 Have you ever received a love letter from a boy
05:44 when you were young?
05:45 Dear, these things are not to be said on national TV.
05:48 I have received a few letters.
05:50 I won't tell you the details.
05:54 Why not on national TV?
05:56 You can sit here and tell your love stories.
05:59 Irza, don't remind me of these things.
06:01 Why?
06:02 Then I start crying.
06:03 Oh!
06:04 He's crying.
06:05 Amazing.
06:06 He should have refused.
06:07 Why did his brothers beat him so much?
06:09 Yes.
06:10 He's still crying.
06:11 Sir, you should ask his brothers.
06:13 How did you manage to write letters?
06:18 I used to come to my terrace to dry my clothes.
06:20 Oh!
06:21 Wow!
06:22 I used to dry my hair.
06:25 What?
06:25 Wow!
06:26 Sir, my hair is very cold.
06:28 He's so clever.
06:31 He's used a lot of towels.
06:33 Don't talk about the towel.
06:36 You use a lot of towels.
06:37 Yes.
06:38 You ask an old woman to keep her hands here.
06:39 Sir, what happened when you came to the terrace?
06:42 I wrote a letter and threw it in the stone.
06:45 You gave it to the pigeon.
06:46 I used to sell anarkali.
06:48 He threw the letter in the stone.
06:51 He threw the letter.
06:52 You caught him.
06:53 No, his eyes came out.
06:54 He's blind.
06:57 This is her ear.
07:01 What was written in the letter?
07:04 He wrote, "Prabha, I used to dry my clothes."
07:06 "Who gave me a spinner?"
07:07 Ladies and gentlemen, this was today's show.
07:14 We'll meet you in the next show.
07:15 Take care.
07:17 Goodbye.
07:18 Oh
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