Registration of the second theatre program by the Dutch musical comedy duo Maartje & Kine (Maartje de Boer & Kine Håndl | dG1fall4RnNRQ1AzVzA
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00:00 The man behind the Segway sadly has died
00:05 You probably want to know how that went and how it hurt
00:10 On his property in West Yorkshire with a nice glass of wine
00:15 He went to Segway-ing a little in the neighborhood of a ravine
00:20 He looked at his watch
00:23 There it went wrong
00:25 He asked in his last breath
00:27 Segway, do you know what time it is?
00:29 Lifeless in a river
00:32 He died because of it
00:34 The Segway is a nice scooter
00:37 But no plane, no boat
00:40 May he rest in peace
00:44 Your heart and soul
00:47 May he rest in peace
00:53 A tailor from Oosterwijk is now Cassie Weyland
00:58 Because he had to sail from the Eiffel Tower
01:03 With his homemade parachute suit
01:05 He jumped early in the morning
01:07 And he could fly with it just fine
01:10 Just not long enough
01:13 He flew like a bat
01:15 And five seconds later
01:18 He was lying there on French soil
01:21 Dead in a crater
01:23 His clothes, my suit, as good as new
01:25 Were on market place after the fall
01:28 He became the old man of train Oosterhuis
01:31 At the Eurovision Song Contest
01:34 May he rest in peace
01:46 Now the verse is about a Norwegian inventor of the hand grenade
01:49 Hendrik Ido Eusen
01:52 And the outcome is
01:55 Hendrik Ido Eusen had big hand grenades
02:00 But Hendrik didn't know about the hand grenades
02:03 They were devilish grenades
02:05 Hendrik stood there in the woods
02:07 Before a big explosion
02:08 And Hendrik knows that you're running around with fireworks in your mouth
02:11 Because you're bleeding all over
02:13 Conclusion, get out of here
02:15 William thought of the rotary press
02:18 A press that always broke
02:20 He kicked it
02:22 His leg got stuck in the housing
02:25 He screamed and he screamed
02:27 And he bled to death
02:30 And the first newspaper appeared
02:33 With letters in red
02:35 And the fire tower that stood there
02:38 Had to fight against stormy nights
02:40 Collapsed when the designers
02:43 Were still waiting inside
02:45 And the thinker of the railway crossing
02:48 Ran across a train
02:51 He probably never expected
02:54 That the train would be on time
02:57 May he, may there rest in peace
03:02 Give it up for Will
03:04 Soon to die for a very old invention
03:08 Amen Will
03:10 Amen Will
03:13 May they rest in peace
03:19 Peace
03:27 May they rest in peace
03:42 Tot na!
03:44 [BLANK_AUDIO]