Frank The Tank
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00:00 I watch, I watch, yeah it's like most people who watch.
00:09 I watch the beginning, then when the last 50 laps come out I wake up.
00:16 And hope it's a good race.
00:20 Hope there's a crash.
00:23 I found this on somebody's desk here.
00:27 And it's just sitting around the office and I got four cans of this.
00:31 It's called Poppy Soda.
00:35 And it's pop culture facts.
00:37 No one wants to drink, want basic drink.
00:40 So make every hour happy with this bubbly, better for you, prebiotic soda that keeps
00:48 your gut happy and gives your bod a boost.
00:52 Downright delicious.
00:53 With 5 G's of sugar or less, these bubbles with benefits will be your new BFF.
00:58 So this is Poppy Soda.
00:59 They have a couple different varieties.
01:05 This is orange, you know, for a healthy gut.
01:09 Be gut happy, be gut healthy.
01:12 Well, we'll see if this Poppy Soda is popular or poopoo.
01:19 [Humming]
01:45 You know, I have never, and I do mean never, seen anyone fuck up orange soda.
01:57 Congratulations Poppy, you have fucked up orange soda.
02:01 This fucking sucks.
02:04 What does it taste like?
02:06 It's sour, it tastes like they put fucking vinegar in it.
02:10 Did they put fucking vinegar in this god damn motherfucker?
02:12 Check.
02:13 Oh my fucking god, they put fucking vinegar in this motherfucker.
02:16 Yeah, they put fucking vinegar in here.
02:19 Right here, it says right here.
02:20 Apple motherfucking cider vinegar.
02:23 3.4!
02:25 You gotta drink.
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