Rob Schneider on Adam Sandler - 2023 Mark Twain Prize
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00:00 at the island and at some private house, you know.
00:03 And immediately, we got really paranoid
00:07 that we were gonna get murdered
00:08 and no one would find our body for weeks.
00:11 And then there was some guy working in the backyard
00:15 on the building at 1 in the morning,
00:17 and he was wearing flip-flops and a tank top
00:20 and short shorts, which, like,
00:22 is official Hawaiian maintenance gear.
00:27 Anyway, we said hi, and he turned around,
00:30 and he had this one milky eye.
00:32 And Adam said to me, just like that, he said,
00:34 "You're gonna play him in a movie."
00:36 [laughter]
00:39 Like, it's true.
00:41 And I knew he meant it. I knew it, you know?
00:44 And I swear to God, it was like 12 months later,
00:46 I'm wearing flip-flops, I got short shorts,
00:48 and one milky eye going, you know, like,
00:50 "This one my good eye."
00:52 [laughter]
00:54 - ♪ I met you 33 years ago ♪
00:57 ♪ Before we got on "Saturday Night Live" ♪
01:00 ♪ I was making copies ♪
01:03 ♪ When the Cajun Man arrived ♪
01:06 ♪ It's been quite an inspiration ♪
01:10 ♪ Growing old with you ♪
01:15 ♪ You put me in, like, 25 movies ♪
01:18 ♪ How 'bout we do 50 more? ♪
01:21 ♪ To get even closer to you ♪
01:22 ♪ I'm gonna move in next door ♪
01:25 ♪ I'll watch you drink your coffee through binoculars ♪
01:29 ♪ As I grow old with you ♪
01:34 ♪ You've made some great flicks ♪
01:36 ♪ You rule Netflix ♪
01:39 ♪ You make people laugh ♪
01:41 ♪ Like there's nothing to it ♪
01:43 ♪ You play weirdos ♪
01:45 ♪ You grew a beard-o to hide your chin ♪
01:50 ♪ If you ever need a boost, you know I'll tell you ♪
01:53 ♪ You can do it! ♪
01:56 [cheers and applause]
01:59 ♪ You wrote the Hanukkah song ♪
02:04 ♪ A celebration of the Jews ♪
02:07 ♪ You bite your tongue whenever I say something crazy ♪
02:10 ♪ On Fox News ♪
02:13 ♪ I'll try not to get you in too much trouble ♪
02:16 ♪ But no promises ♪
02:18 ♪ As I grow old with you ♪
02:23 ♪ You sing funny songs for us ♪
02:26 ♪ Make me say "Hippopotamus" ♪
02:30 ♪ You've made movies for 30 years ♪
02:32 ♪ Man, what incredible endurance ♪
02:35 ♪ You do dramas ♪
02:37 ♪ You love your mama ♪
02:39 ♪ You're why half the people here ♪
02:42 ♪ Have their SAG health insurance ♪
02:46 [laughter]
02:49 [laughs]
02:51 It's true.
02:53 ♪ You've got two beautiful daughters ♪
02:56 ♪ And a wonderful wife ♪
02:59 ♪ I know Big Stan is looking after you ♪
03:03 ♪ Every day of your life ♪
03:07 [piano music]
03:09 I love you like a brother.
03:12 ♪ Thanks for growing old with me ♪
03:18 ♪ That's why we went to all this fuss to say ♪
03:27 ♪ Thanks for growing old with us ♪
03:37 [cheers and applause]
03:40 Yeah, wow.
03:42 Wow, thank you, buddy.
03:44 [cheers and applause]
03:47 [cheers and applause]
03:50 [BLANK_AUDIO]