El Presidente | Pizza Reviews
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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:19 All right, pizza review time.
00:21 Length of the down.
00:23 We are at Pinocchio's, Harvard Square, Nerdville.
00:29 Austin, you asked, have I done this?
00:30 Because I was doing pizza reviews when I was in Boston.
00:34 You're like, this is the Harvard spot.
00:35 And I tried to hit all the main spots, but I guess I hadn't.
00:38 It didn't look familiar at all.
00:40 Looks like a pretty good pie in there.
00:41 Now, usually college pizza, not as good as, like, I don't know,
00:46 mainstream pizza.
00:47 If you're on a campus, it usually goes down.
00:49 But this looks really good.
00:50 Harvard Square is quirky, and more than just--
00:54 it's a little bigger than just a normal college campus.
00:56 If you've never been here, it's beautiful.
00:58 There's nerds running around, like I said.
01:00 But there's a lot.
01:01 There's just a lot going on.
01:02 It's more like a city than just a college vibe.
01:05 And this does look pretty good.
01:06 So Pinocchio's, one bite, everybody knows the rules.
01:09 Big time flop.
01:10 It was sitting there for a little bit,
01:12 which that could have been on us.
01:13 I think we fucked them a little bit.
01:24 I think I was waiting too long, Austin.
01:26 Because it's definitely-- this one's a little better.
01:29 It reminds me of a little bit of a tomato pie.
01:32 Now, how was it?
01:45 It was good.
01:45 How was it?
01:46 It's open till Monday through Thursday, 1 AM, Friday, Saturday,
01:50 2 AM.
01:51 Generally, if you open late, you ain't that great.
01:54 That's another little philosophy.
01:56 But not bad.
01:57 I really think we handicapped them with it
02:03 sitting in the box for a bit.
02:07 I'm going to go 6.9.
02:15 Throw out a sex score.
02:16 Probably not a lot happening around these parts.
02:18 But there it is.
02:20 The review, Pinocchio's.
02:21 Pretty good.
02:22 Again, I think we were late in that.
02:24 That's unfair to them.
02:25 6.9 Pinocchio's review.
02:27 Have you had it before?
02:28 No.
02:30 First time.
02:31 Give me the score.
02:32 I would like that.
02:35 I think we flopped them a little bit.
02:39 Are you a Harvard guy?
02:40 Princeton.
02:41 Excuse me.
02:43 I'm a fucking nerd, Bill.
02:45 Why are you here, then?
02:46 My friend goes to Harvard.
02:47 Of course.
02:48 I was going.
02:48 Of course.
02:49 Yeah.
02:50 Have you had this before?
02:51 Yeah.
02:52 You like it?
02:52 Yeah.
02:53 It's the best on campus.
02:54 It's the local spot.
02:55 Yeah.
02:56 7.5.
02:57 7.5.
02:58 All right.
02:58 Fair enough.
02:59 From the Princeton guy.
03:01 OK.
03:01 All right.
03:02 So we're leaving the pizza review.
03:04 And we hear that kid's like, oh, no, I don't go to Harvard.
03:06 I go to Princeton.
03:07 I forgot to do it.
03:08 Every time I'm on Ivy League campus,
03:09 I rank the best Ivy League schools.
03:11 Best reputation, best schools, best everything.
03:14 Harvard is number one.
03:15 It's the most iconic.
03:16 When you think Ivy League, you think this campus.
03:18 You think Harvard.
03:19 You think every movie.
03:20 How do you like them apples?
03:22 Do you like apples?
03:23 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:25 Yeah.
03:25 Yeah?
03:26 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:28 Well, I got a number.
03:31 How do you like them apples?
03:32 Where do you go to school?
03:33 Cambridge.
03:34 They won't even say Harvard.
03:35 They bait you into asking, oh, where in Cambridge?
03:37 Harvard.
03:38 So here they go.
03:39 I got the list here.
03:40 Number one, Harvard.
03:41 Number two, Princeton.
03:43 Number three, Dartmouth.
03:44 Number four, Yale.
03:46 Yale's not-- yeah, number four, Yale.
03:48 Number five, Cornell.
03:52 Number six, Penn.
03:53 Seven, Brown.
03:55 And Columbia is like, you're not even at an Ivy League.
03:59 You're at a state school.
04:01 There it is.
04:03 [SWOOSH]
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