Monkey Heaven in This Scene from CBS’ Young Sheldon

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Watch the official “Monkey Heaven” clip from the CBS comedy series Young Sheldon, created by Chuck Lorne and Steven Molaro.  Young Sheldon Cast:  Iain Armitage, Zoe Perry, Lance Barber, Montana Jordan, Reagan Revord, Jim Parsons, Annie Potts, Matt Hobby and Wyatt McClure  Stream Young Sheldon now on Paramount+!

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00:00 (guitar chord)

00:03 - Ask me what the fruits of the spirit are.

00:05 - I'm sure you know them.

00:06 - Of course I do.

00:07 Love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness,

00:09 faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control.

00:12 - Then why'd I have to ask?

00:13 - So I can improve my hand-raising technique.

00:16 - Fine.

00:17 What are the fruits of the spirit?

00:19 Good, are we done?

00:20 - No, you have to call on me.

00:21 - Sheldon.

00:24 - Love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness,

00:26 faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control.

00:29 Now ask me to name three wicked women of the Bible.

00:31 - Can I ask you a question?

00:34 - If it's who are three wicked women in the Bible,

00:36 then go ahead.

00:36 - Why don't you believe in God?

00:39 - Sheldon.

00:42 - Because science explains the universe

00:44 without the need of inventing a supernatural being.

00:46 - But how do you know for sure he doesn't exist?

00:49 - Stop that.

00:51 The burden of proof isn't on me.

00:53 If I said there was an invisible monkey in the room with us,

00:55 you shouldn't believe me

00:56 just because you can't prove me wrong.

00:58 - Why is the monkey invisible?

01:00 - I don't know.

01:01 - Is it a ghost monkey?

01:03 - Sure.

01:04 - Then why isn't he in heaven?

01:05 - Because there is no heaven.

01:06 - What about monkey heaven?

01:07 - There is no monkey heaven.

01:09 There is no regular heaven.

01:10 When we die, we cease to exist, that's it.

01:13 - You better hope you're right.

01:14 'Cause if I end up in regular heaven

01:16 and you end up in hell, I'm gonna laugh.

01:18 But if you end up in monkey hell,

01:21 I'm gonna laugh even harder.

01:22 - Just paint your nails.

01:25 God, when Sheldon dies, please send him to monkey hell.

01:29 Amen.

01:30 (upbeat music)

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